Opie & Anthony: David Caruso One Liners

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9 жыл бұрын

Opie & Anthony: David Caruso One Liners
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@jamesmoseley5428 8 жыл бұрын

I can't stress this enough. The greatest radio duo of all time would be Patrice and Anthony. Holy shit those two make gold when they get together. Rip Patrice

@nathangonzalez5477 5 жыл бұрын

James Moseley Patrice was the goat when it just came down to being funny on any format. Also him and Ant literally could talk about ANYTHING! They would have great serious conversation and they would still end up making the shit hilarious. I was so bummed when Patrice died. I literally a few weeks before had bought tickets because he was gonna be coming to Cleveland. And I was scared to take my girl because I didn’t want him to attack us lol Miss you Patrice.

@Spootnik 4 жыл бұрын

@83rdox The world could never handle Patrice and Joey meeting, especially back then

@elartedepararte 2 жыл бұрын

Best trio partice ant and jimmy

@RootVegetabIe Жыл бұрын

Anthony didn't even go to Patrice's funeral. He didn't give a fuck about him.

@JackQNielsen Жыл бұрын

@Life's a Game and Aryans Won the Championship love Patrice to what?

@Spootnik 4 жыл бұрын

I love when Anthony and Patrice just ignore Opie and keep going. Never hear that kind of chemistry again on the radio

@johnmiller5679 8 ай бұрын

Opie is not a funny man. Anthony and Patrice are just coming up with funny bits while Opie is lost.

@Vometbomb 5 жыл бұрын

“I was stepped on....by a colored guy” YEAAAAAAAAAAA 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@coloredgentleman Ай бұрын

That killed me😂😂😂😂

@l0ufromdaBX 6 жыл бұрын

“Either he’s dead.... or he’s not alive....” AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

@ph6376 4 жыл бұрын

I think Caruso knew exactly what he was doing and it made Horatio Caine an iconic character. Because sometimes.....something is so bad...(sunglasses)...it's good.

@WeyD-lo9wl 6 күн бұрын

This aged perfectly 😂

@yaqeenahbrim5388 7 жыл бұрын

"It looks like something caught her." Patrice: WHAT!!! His disbelief at how bad it is is hilarious.

@bokehintheussr5033 7 жыл бұрын

love how the next clip is actually worse than their riffing

@jamesthomison4356 4 жыл бұрын

The line would be bad without the dramatic pauses but thats the icing on a shit cake

@gdawgs101 8 жыл бұрын

Butch: "You okay?" Marcellus: "I'm pretty fucking far... from okay" YEEEAAAAH!!!

@scottybricks3996 3 жыл бұрын

😅🤣😂

@PhantomFilmAustralia 2 жыл бұрын

PUNK: "Wash day tomorrow. Nothing clean, right?" TERMINATOR: "Nothing clean... right." *YEEEEAAAAHH!!!!*

@nschultz417 3 жыл бұрын

I love how that exploding barbecue grill produced a fireball big enough to cause that cop to fly and gain lift like a hot air balloon but caused zero damage to the grill itself.

@thegiftedone 8 ай бұрын

Patrice: He came He analyzed He conquered

@gametheory7533 8 жыл бұрын

I love how Patrice just can't believe it's real 'cause it's so bad. XD

@nonsocial1092 8 жыл бұрын

Patrice's laugh always makes my day better. RIP.

@sandygrungerson1177 7 жыл бұрын

they spend 30 fucking minutes on caruso's sunglasses, but then shit all over joe piscopo...O&A are the fucking worst sweaty hacks in radio

@andrewrobertson3894 7 жыл бұрын

Sandy Grungerson hahaha, fuck off you piece of shit :)

@sandygrungerson1177 7 жыл бұрын

god theyre fucking terrible tryhard cringemeat

@Vometbomb 5 жыл бұрын

Or...does your day make Patrice laugh? YEEEEAAAAAAAAA

@mrskinszszs 5 жыл бұрын

Sandy Grungerson Not nearly as bad as your tryhard insults. 'Cringemeat'? Yeugh.

@goreds551 Жыл бұрын

"Hickory dickory dock, the mouse went up the clock....I don't think he knows what time it is. YEAAHHH" LOL

@Thunderchild-gz4gc 11 ай бұрын

Why don't take a seat... right over there? YEAH!

@abstractnonsense3253 4 жыл бұрын

Louie... (puts on sunglasses) ... Beans YEAAAHH

@95Lodgey 6 жыл бұрын

I made him an offer . . . he couldn’t refuse. YEAAAAH!

@dbcooprrr 7 жыл бұрын

This CSI bit was the first time I ever heard O&A on the radio. I was about to go to school, but I decided to sit in the car and listen instead. I was 17 at the time. I couldnt believe how funny these guys were. Ive been a fan ever since. It was a shame it ended how it did. I never predicted it ending like that.

@4Legacy 6 жыл бұрын

dbcooprrr Yeah it's a shame. They kinda got sucked into the same crap they were always above

@rcstockton 6 жыл бұрын

Nothing makes me happier than Patrice laughing his ass off. Favorite comic of all time. RIP.

@mk202 6 жыл бұрын

Struggle Chewie He always makes me smile too. 😆

@jasoncinema 3 ай бұрын

He’s missed every damn day. 🥺 What a comedian. And his wit was so quick.

@petesmith9475 4 жыл бұрын

best thing is how Patrice can't believe this show is for real at first lol "eiher he's dead... or not alive."

@Matthiacle666 9 жыл бұрын

Opie's "trying to include himself" laugh is the best part

@thefirmament1616 8 жыл бұрын

ya ive noticed hes never laughing

@johnmiller5679 8 ай бұрын

He is not a funny guy, best thing that even happened to him was Anthony.

@kevjohn2006 2 жыл бұрын

7:50 it's been nearly a decade since I first heard this clip, but I will never forget Patrick's incredulous "WH-WHAT!?!" at heading how bad this show's writing was. I also love how he proceeds to break down the entire formula within 5 minutes.

@jshudo44 6 жыл бұрын

“Frankly my dear, (puts on his sunglasses) I don’t give a damn.”

@theguywhoisaustralian1465 6 жыл бұрын

jshudo44 YEAAAHHH

@Elusive_Pete 4 жыл бұрын

That Shatner impression mad me cry. Holy shiiiiit.

@juanelorriaga2840 2 жыл бұрын

“Spock……..analysis”

@kronmedina4148 6 жыл бұрын

From Jaws following an attack, *Sunglasses* Well....This really bites

@yaqeenahbrim5388 5 жыл бұрын

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

@jasperbooth6383 4 жыл бұрын

Not how you do it,dumby

@FunnyBoland 7 жыл бұрын

"and da boat wiff da big fan in da back..." hhahhahaha

@AJTheGraftMan 6 жыл бұрын

13:10 greatest laugh ever

@radicalpinkman8659 9 жыл бұрын

Anthony 's "horrid" made me laugh out loud

@summerm7677 5 жыл бұрын

Ohhh Patrice, you are missed man. Some of the biggest laughs I ever had, and some of the most brilliant opinions I ever heard all from Patrice.

@thatch 8 жыл бұрын

Haha Opie with some rare self reflection @ 5:35

@Aphasia17 7 жыл бұрын

not gonna see him no more

@1111Tactical 8 жыл бұрын

Looks like we...got someone who's like dead or sumthin'...tss tss fawk YEAAAAHHHH! (The Who starts playin')

@TaRAAASHBAGS 8 жыл бұрын

Why not sum Sick Fawughgkin Puppies?!

@jacobhenry16 8 жыл бұрын

Person: she's been raped but there's no cause of death Chippah: Tss (puts on glasses) Mussuh had a big peckuh YEEEEEAAHH!!

@E101ification 7 жыл бұрын

+Jacob Henry - XD

@slipamo4309 7 жыл бұрын

Chip Caruso

@lousalvador1632 7 жыл бұрын

Patrice?

@WhoBeSilly 5 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha ha Patrice nailed the formula for Caruso one-liners at 11:20. Classic radio!!!!!!

@thermalchill 4 жыл бұрын

I am so glad, that. I found this. Video

@82battisti 5 ай бұрын

Yeeeahhhhhhhh

@ToruKun1 8 жыл бұрын

Patrice trying to say "This guy is Stanislavski-trained" is my favorite part.

@ryanheppel861 8 жыл бұрын

Guess Patrice couldn't get the method....man YEEAAAAHHH!!!! ...boo

@liambutler6595 7 жыл бұрын

Ya, Stravinsky is the Composer....fucking Opie

@chrisbrown18andup 7 жыл бұрын

ToruKun1 what an esoteric reference LOL. I had to Google it. I'm kind of interested in his books now. I'm not planning on ever being a character actor, but I'd bet they provide interesting insight.

@akim2442 6 жыл бұрын

Patrice works in show business, and comedians act in movies/TV all the time. Patrice himself has several credits on TV shows and movies. So it makes sense he would be aware of acting terms.

@midnightmist871 7 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA Patrice loses it at around 13:06

@frankbonini7085 Жыл бұрын

CSI : Miami ... ... Come for the David Caruso One-Liners ... Stay for the Emily Proctor, Kandi Alexander, Sofia Milos & Eva LaRue

@primigenius623 2 ай бұрын

Yessir...❤

@mike35macri 8 жыл бұрын

This video is gonna be huge... Yes Opie we heard you the first 17 times

@MartKencuda 8 жыл бұрын

Just him trying to convince the audience that they're on the cutting edge of current memes.

@E101ification 5 жыл бұрын

@@MartKencuda Have you heard the one where he just plays a Family Guy clip instead of contributing something funny himself? You can hear the awkwardness of everyone in the room as they're thinking "Why is he just playing a Family Guy clip?"

@ihavegivenup2887 3 жыл бұрын

@@E101ification sounds like you're describing big jay on bonfire

@knicksfule 5 жыл бұрын

Ant and Patrice at their best

@MartKencuda 8 жыл бұрын

Ant and Patrice are coming up with great lines by themselves while the board op has to take mediocre lines from the audience.

@ryanheppel861 8 жыл бұрын

sounds like Opie....pushes your buttons YEEAAAAHHH!!!!

@chelereyes3305 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine becoming a millionaire doing this shit😂 American Dream right there

@MrBackoftheface 7 жыл бұрын

"Hey Horatio, Opie got fired." "Well Frank, looks like this shock jock..............wasneverfuckingfunnyanddeservedtobefiredalongtimeago"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

@E101ification 7 жыл бұрын

If Andrea Yates had lived in Miami: "Well Frank, looks like this mother threw the baby.............out with the bathwater...." _YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!_

@rem299 6 жыл бұрын

6:20 ... perfect example of opie being chip!!! thank god patrice was on top of things.

@dirthpool Жыл бұрын

I love listening to Patrice and Anthony going back and forth while Opie struggles to keep up.

@WeyD-lo9wl 6 күн бұрын

Struggles to keep up? We watching the same video? HE CARRIED THE WHOLE SEGMENT.

@iffyAttorney 8 жыл бұрын

18:08 Opie had a good line.

@sadeaton 3 жыл бұрын

This encouraged so many people to grow up and become a Detective.

@82battisti 5 ай бұрын

Dude i love how long it took for anthony to catch on the "have a nice day" reference lol

@cl4709 7 жыл бұрын

This video is fuckin hilarious

@jamesthomison4356 4 жыл бұрын

Little boy blue... ...he needed... ...the money... YEEEEAHHHHH

@annecorey607 4 жыл бұрын

They all very good teams they love each other very much Bless you all have a good day thank you

@HMSConqueror 8 жыл бұрын

Only david caruso makes it cool...*puts glasses on YEEEEEAHHHHH

@beatsinmycrates 5 жыл бұрын

Patrice and Ant . Would be great if he was alive today to visit compound media. These two are always on the same page.

@alisterfolson 8 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the laughs!!

@deadgrandma9407 5 жыл бұрын

He's a very..... willful boy

@michaelmitchell4992 Жыл бұрын

The best one I ever saw was in the original CSI where a midget was killed and the dude says "looks like we have a little murder"

@johnmiller5679 2 ай бұрын

It’s raining and he is under an umbrella and he still puts the sunglasses on. What would be funnier is if he did this every episode then after the commercial break he is never seen from or mentioned again the whole rest of the show. He just does that Walsh off and then other people handle the case and he is never mentioned until the next show.

@fifihey 7 жыл бұрын

"..yeah that's about 5 cents from 50."

@mac78xxx28 5 жыл бұрын

I got a one liner.. You pictureperfect sexy😘

@Thunderchild-gz4gc 11 ай бұрын

The Diceman one liners

@josephselkow2845 7 жыл бұрын

Is this a great video? (pause, put on shades) or is this video great? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@PrinceChaWulf 6 жыл бұрын

Ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha!

@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Patrice knew that David Caruso was married to the actress who played Edna Hockett in Friday The 13th Part 3 when the movie was made, Friday The 13th Part 3 being the one Patrice specifically mentioned that he loved.

@johngoldsworthy7135 Жыл бұрын

6 degrees of Patricky

@juanelorriaga2840 4 жыл бұрын

“You want a coke with that?” “No”

@johnhammond9962 2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit I'm fucking crying

@thomaskishmanii2675 8 жыл бұрын

The real reason Caruso walks away is because the writing is that bad

@bokehintheussr5033 7 жыл бұрын

He rushes back to his trailer to take a shower after delivering the lines

@LeatherCladVegan 5 жыл бұрын

Perhaps he should just... ...keep on walking YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

@SporadicMovementz 8 жыл бұрын

My 2nd wife watched this crap. I used to piss her off by, whenever Caruso paused dramatically, finishing his line before he could. What a hack

@imanf18bro 7 жыл бұрын

SporadicMovementz I'm sorry for your loss.

@thorbus 6 жыл бұрын

"It's the Opie and Anthony Sh- OWWWWWW!!!" not bad

@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 8 жыл бұрын

Did anybody see that Roger Daltrey episode where everybody had to pretend they didn't notice one person wearing a bunch of different Halloween masks throughout the entire thing?

@LeatherCladVegan 5 жыл бұрын

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! Nah dude, never saw it.

@luisrojas3173 6 жыл бұрын

That's about five cents from fifty

@TheeAccountable 3 жыл бұрын

“It depends on what your definition of ... *sunglasses* ... IT is...” YAHHHHHHH

@LouJNT 7 жыл бұрын

I got stepped on.... by a colored guy, YEAHHHHH!!!

@bricecate 7 жыл бұрын

Oh man opie was so funny in the beginning of this! said his line may be in all the comedy clubs, but you know it was too brilliant for the average comic to think up.

@hudhastings1 6 жыл бұрын

I like David Caruso it's hilarious but that's what people like. He was good in Rambo

@mikebarbieri3345 2 жыл бұрын

"No....I am your father!" YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

@heyitsvos 7 жыл бұрын

Annnnnnd...Op spoils the riffing once again.

@E101ification 7 жыл бұрын

_Why_ wouldn't he?

@mikecappadocia5959 7 жыл бұрын

HeyItsVos it looks like the riffing... spoiled op. YEAAAAAAAAHHH!

@SmokeymcJoint420 6 жыл бұрын

Ope, it is spelled Ope.

@opiniondude1 3 жыл бұрын

You put velcro on the roof..... Yeeeaaahhhhh!!!

@SAM-ru4vx 6 жыл бұрын

looks like wwe hired............these writers

@brutallyhonest123 6 жыл бұрын

OLE SammyOLE lol Patrice would find that particularly funny. He was a writer for wwe for about a week

@josephedwarddowling5919 4 жыл бұрын

Can any one explain how that show was so popular? I wish they filmed Patrice watching it !!

@Luckykat622 7 жыл бұрын

Lmao sunglasses 😎

@hypnotoad28 4 жыл бұрын

Where's the original video? I wanna see it, cause there were a few missed here

@FunnyBoland 7 жыл бұрын

Patrice's laff makes me appee.

@CrapLuckSimon 6 жыл бұрын

I wish Opie Would stop fucking interrupting YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH

@advancedraymondology2914 4 жыл бұрын

Patrice loving something was the greatest. Haha.

@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 6 жыл бұрын

I don't know if they explained that this is the intro thing that he did. It's not like this was happening constantly throughout the show. Those lines were his "Live From New York...."

@brutallyhonest123 6 жыл бұрын

Kissai Sith Jen'ari that's an accurate description of how silly this idea was. They expected people to take this seriously. SNL hasn't made me laugh this much since the 90s

@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 6 жыл бұрын

"Or maybe, brutallyhonest123, your sense of humor went out...............................with the Macarena" "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! .................................................We don't get fooled again!!! Don't get fooled again!!!"

@theboyx323 7 жыл бұрын

to fix Anthonys list of CSI"s its :CSI Las Vegas CSI Miami & CSI New York with LV being the original.

@1manorgy 5 жыл бұрын

Jimmy woulda had a field day with this.

@stevenw2028 5 жыл бұрын

Frank . . . . . It's a killer. 17:46

@lukemich12 9 жыл бұрын

only 42 views?!

@soupafi 6 жыл бұрын

I miss Patrice

@michaelmitchell4992 Жыл бұрын

"What's my problem, Your in my fucking house"

@Kongatthegates00 3 жыл бұрын

Did someone crack ass at 7:49

@pnlson5629 6 жыл бұрын

...I was stepped on... by a colored guy. YYYEEAAAHHH!!!

@johnmiller5679 7 ай бұрын

What would make the show even better is if Caruso did his thing at the beginning and then you never saw him the rest of the show. And nobody even mentions him as if he does not exist. The. Next show the same thing. .

@habanerojones2169 Ай бұрын

I have AIDS, and now (puts on sunglasses) so do you. YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!

@bunkerbuster8729 Жыл бұрын

The Rizzuto Show RIPPED this bit off hard. Pests should attack

@Thunderchild-gz4gc 11 ай бұрын

Besides here are The Pests even active anymore?

@bunkerbuster8729 11 ай бұрын

@@Thunderchild-gz4gc im just trying to spread the word about this particular morning show. They have ripped off a fuck ton of material. And now that one of their hosts got cancelled for being a creep they have went softer than Howard.

@Thunderchild-gz4gc 11 ай бұрын

@bunkerbuster8729 fair enough. Post this stuff on TACS videos.

@CJ_YT. Жыл бұрын

'y'know what they say... sunglasses are cool. or maaybe... it's hot out here...'

@Newarksfinest05 4 ай бұрын

24:53

@mikecappadocia5959 16 күн бұрын

Blow and A

@shessobittersweet 6 жыл бұрын

What is Anthony referencing with the “exit stage right/left even” it sounds like the Pink Panther I guess?

@cs925 6 жыл бұрын

I'm 99% sure that was a Yogie Bear (part of the hanna barbera cartoons)

@patrickdoyle6559 6 жыл бұрын

It's Snagglepuss.

@field369 5 жыл бұрын

0:55 CSI:Patterson joke bombs & he tries to cover it up! Only funny thing about Opie, we laugh AT him, not with.

@VaultRadio 4 жыл бұрын

Opie kills momentum by talking about “views” and “going viral” because he’s a hack

@gspcanadianicon 6 жыл бұрын

Heres to swimmin.. with bow-legged women.

@FormulaPunRacer Жыл бұрын

What happens when CSI MIAMI mushes with Swan Lake? (I haven’t got this right yet, so forgive me if this sucks) Horatio and Siegfried see Princess Odette being kidnapped by Rothbart Horatio says to Siegfried: Don’t worry Siegfried. I’m gonna help you get Odette back. Since Rothbart dared to kidnap your girlfriend and turn her into a swan, he ruffled the wrong feathers (Puts on sunglasses) 😎 Mine YEEEAAAAAAH!

@johnmiller5679 8 ай бұрын

Ict Benin Berliner. They have to be doing this on purpose because people expect it.