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The Complaining Attack! Of Course!!

25% of all team based shooter players using complaint attacks win against their teammates.

If by 25% you mean 25% of 400% then yes.

That math doesn't add up. 75% is more accurate.

@@VladiMatt 100% is still the total amount of players in this maths.

IKR WHAT A LEGEND

Im pretty sure they were just randoms

@@camelat7228 saaaaaame

yes!!!

@Alvi Syahri because he was singing "crazy" by gnarls barkley. ceelo was half of the band

OMG I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT HAHAHA

Unintentional humor, hell yeah

It’s a different gun not a silencer version of what he had tho

@Tidal Fox op said “silences gun”, not “picks up different silenced gun”, he implied he took the same gun and put a silencer on it

@@dangonzalez2040 goo goo gah gah

I am stealing this!

cuz the devs are csgo pro players.

Actually its not THAT toxic (yet), maybe because of the way they gave acces to the beta

It is true. Csgo was imo somewhat less toxic, maybe because it feels less casual and as such attracts less casuals.

Tinman let’s hope certainlyt doesn’t get his hands on developing the game lord knows what kind of monster he’ll create

My favorite comment

Yeah this looks more like paladins anyway

This game is nothing like Overwatch

StraightOP Yeah because it’s half CS GO half overwatch

@@ReFlectionsYT Being a class/hero based shooter alone makes it at least a bit like Overwatch.

You can tell they’re league players. I loved when team mates took bad fights then pinged me for not going in 2v5 with them

happens to me all the time

Never played valorant (I'm not a PC player) but I remember when CS GO came out on PS3 that's how it always was. So frustrating.

Clutch or kick, clutch or kick…

Oh, damn.

Don’t play it’s not worth, go live life and have a family

*Wheeze* Too true!

its pretty good ngl. Especially the ranked

@@juice8431 or just play the superior game CS

@@symbolitical4158 CS is a game thats almost 9 years old. Its at a point where the game is nothing but a highly competitive fps which is not nearly as fun as it used to be.

Facts

i want to like this comment but then it wouldnt have 420 likes

@@dylanw.4598 Good news, it's over 1k. You can like it now

*smallest, not smartest

The smartest gun shoots the biggest dog

3:21

They reported him for being... bad?

@@aldenfriend9625 League of legends community in a nutshell

@@ranuxell9182 league, csgo and overwatch community mix as one= valorant LMAO

@@fawazgerhard2742 no ur high val aint even bad tbh

even looking at valorant when it first came out i didnt bother with it, it seemed very generic to me and still does

Everyone after losing a match: *I'll fucking do it again*

@@AVI-lh6rm it’s okay, it’s better than CS:GO, at least to me, this game actually gets updates lmao

Nah it’s a pretty good game. Way less toxic than League at least

@@WhiteKnuckleRide512 I don't think that's saying much tbh

Dunkey used to play LoL a lot back in the day. any connections?

@@meannush7552 keyword "used to"

He sounded like EDP.

This was comedy gold.

Youre mean I'm muting you too

@@eshwar6969 he's such a pathetic scrub lmao

@@eshwar6969 "Alright he's getting muted too"

Emerald Warrior Fuck i was laughing so much in those dog jokes

the smartest gun shoots the biggest dog

"You kicked my dog!" - Abraham Lincoln 2005

the fanciest dog gets the shrimp

Directed by Hideo Kojima

Thank you! I cared immensely ;-;

Its a really nice song

had to scroll a bit too far to find this comment. Ploky is the best.

plok's soundtrack is cracked as hell

brilliant and subtle

We were there, we all saw what happened

@@Riguyyy I actually didn't notice that until I saw this comment.

he just picked up another pistol to keep shooting without reLoAd

@@Riguyyy It's all true, I was the gun

Low key could be an actual bar off of TPAB

@Samuel Skovran that's the dog's name

@@3x5WLeague true. Could even have it's meaning on Genius

I thought it was "smallest dog"

i remember you was conflicted

THAT WHAT IM SAYING THEY WATCHED THIS VIDEO

I was saying black ops myself until I heard that lol

@@pixel-voxel9094 I was saying it after too lmao

I’m either deaf or I’m being wooshed

I guess his little brother isnt playing anymore ajd he removed his blindfold

@@rashhd1497 0:47 There you go friendo

1:47 Objective complete: Target has been distracted.

KEKW

Singing and distracting? Yeah that's a mute dude

Ceelo green started singing the song Crazy; by Gnarls Barkley

_I Will now... Play you the song of my people!!_ *(Sings Justin Beiber songs)*

It is fun you just have issue accepting it if it's boring improve your personality and not be this face 🗿 it's like being good but boring personality wise and blaming game for your boring personality.

@@StarboyAngel What the actual fuck

@@StarboyAngel someone has a different opinion, tragic

@@edun4513 L'm right as 15 people are so boring that they had to prove my point by not doing so.

@@StarboyAngel ????

"Okay, lemme start trying." >fucking dies

@@star__ i know right

Cant beat the classics

As another dude said, that one has been around since 1.6

@@strigers8007 then another dude doesn't even know what 1.6 is LMFAO

"did i mine that?"

Black ops

I was just thinking that this will probably be added to the collection of dunkey qoutes you see everywhere. I like it.

Heroz BANANA SLAMA

that's golf

YOOO ONG BRUH I NOTICED THAT TOOO

@@xorlux "Back like i never left!"

Can confirm that is a real quote. Dogs are extremely fancy animals.

is that the real bane from the counter street?

@@bane2201 for you

@@teatime505 what happens again?

It went something like "something something otherside." I could be wrong though.

@Sheharyar Khan No you buffoon it was obviously something something KFC

That would be a 1:667 like to comment ratio

He made Black Ops 4 look like a fun game

burgerboye ok

“It’s Borger Time!” -Stephen Hawking, Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient

And his name is to pimp a butterfly

The early dog beats the sword

A dogs fanciness doesn’t determine the contours of a shrimp’s body

@dobo this man knows the lore, respect +

dobo the game is only at patch 0.5

@@Pro-kesh yikes

whitebeard007 bruh

@@Pro-kesh bruh

Dont forget about “The smartest dog shoots the biggest gun”

you know what? I’m muting you too

can i ask what is the context? whose line is that?

@@gachiii6346 no

"you thought the fancy dawg was annoying, well he was my dawg"

he was my favorite

@@Deathtoll411 i think the only one that wasn't an asshole

this almost made me laugh as hard as the first time i heard it.....

It was a Gnarls Barkley song lmao

@@christhayer4805 ...Cee Lo is half of Gnarls Barkley but maybe I'm missing something here lol

nah, this video is HEAVILY edited together, it really looks like dunkey isnt that good at the game, but he edits together clips of him getting kills. Most of the kills he shows in a sequence arent even from the same match.

@@marcgold4649 wooooosh

@@marcgold4649 yup, and almost no kill is by peeking angles, just runing with a shootie.

@@marcgold4649 thats the joke, yes...

Yea I'm muting you, yer annoying.

Or if his little brother wasnt playing

@@jaxmillion With the Wii wheel remote

@@liptl9609 and his controller was broken

Or if he wasn't sleeping

So many people probably won’t understand this 😂

how did being banned improve ur life

Do you know the outro music?

I’m not sure but it kinda sounds like something from a spiderman game maybe?

World record*

Jimbo Shrimp not anymore

@@elderrusty541 heresy Nintendo hacked it to make it look like he didn't have it but we all know Dunkey's record couldn't even be beaten by TAS bots so uh yea get out of here mole person

Kasey Bennett Reggie would never do such a thing

ARCTURUS This made me cry

A truly tragic event

We are gonna reach levels of toxicity that weren’t thought possible

It's a nightmare

Dear god There is more NO

Tom Garnett yeah all the toxic people are going to move to Valorant because they’re “done with this game” whereas people who play the game to enjoy it are all going to stay.

"Halo 1 in legendary changes a man"

3:05 *THE KING MUTER*

Dunkey's Trick.

I haven't even played it yet and I'm better than everyone in the video, and you and everyone else in the comments. Also I'll probably never play it.

@@CR-df2gd i don't think yall are getting the joke lmao

@@CR-df2gd It's just a joke making fun of self-important toxic players.

But we all know Toad's the real best.

@@CarcorNZ The ABSOLUTE STATE of youtube commenters unable to tell this is the most painfully obvious sarcasm. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

I mean, he did exactly what the guy asked...

(defeated voice) "Dunkey, please"

Does someone know what song donkey's playing in the video? I'd be extremely thankful if someone tells me

@@divyanshuanand1721 harlem globetrotters theme?

@@sleepy2065 no, the one at 2:00

I remember you was conflicted

Misusing your influence

sometimes I did the same

@@Diggy_anta Sometimes, I did the same.

WE GON BE ALRIGHT

Where do you download the game at? Forgive my stupidity

@@loganwilliams9104 they stopped doing the beta key drops for it. So you need to wait till june for the game to officially release. After that you just go to the valorant website and download it for free!

@@TheJJ6 Thank you

Is that a Smiit7 quote in my Dunkey video?

@@TheJJ6 damn man. i wanna be called garbage and a waste of space and i wanna be told that my mom and dad don't love me faster!

If alpha male and beta male truly exist, then he must be an epsilon male.

When he said “the muthafucka ain’t kill nobody” it absolutely slayed me

big baby

Reminds me of that guy who's at a party and just slaps everyone

I

10/10 it has a little something for everyone

Overwatch only has a quarter of toxicity that CS has.

Nameless Hero Stan they legit reported someone cause they were better

@Nameless Hero Stan It must be NA(assuming you're NA as well), cause here in European servers I've only met nice people

Even manages to be worst than Combat Arms smh

The Early Dog Gets The Shrimp

The fanceist shrimp gets the early worm

I feel offended.

The fanciest shrimp is worse than the biggest dog.

@riotgames got a dollar here for you

95/100

Has a little something for everyone

This made me laugh very hard

Wouldn’t be surprised if IGN actually says that for their review

@@cherman1882 alright you want muted too?

honestly spent like 3 hours searching for this, cheers

@@gelatinsandwich7150 np man

OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH

What is the song from 0:43

@@bensmith7505 Brother Bones & His Shadows - Sweet Georgia Brown

Its the players not the game

Another dumb comment by MrZurata

@@tahaghassan6004 You're right its the sweaty and salty playerbase that plays their games

Yes because there are no issues with riot as a company

@@eraty1 You are the living proof that he's right, salty boy.

Don't call it a callback

Voice chat is cancer. Especially when there are squeakers involved. Seriously, children under 18 shouldn't be allowed to play any multiplayer FPS, lest they choke up our games with racism and immaturity.

@@dplocksmith91 you're talking like there's no old people being idiots too. There are. A lot.

@@trick3635 bro your background is clash of clans people were obsessed with that shit back in middle school

All these people saying editing are not wrong but there is people that just think other people suck, they blame the other teamates for their deaths. I was playing MW and the last one alive on the team protecting the HQ. Killed off 5 by myself and then died when I was rushed while reloading. Guy on the bottom of the team called me trash when I was top of the team. So yeah there's just salty whiney people too.

Strawberry Boi Black ops

@@rowkey4231 Black ops

Do you still sell grapes

Black ops

Black Ops

It's the Riot effect.

Its probably bcs its basically CSGO

It attracts all the csgo sweaties

Essential workers

that guy sounds pure platinum rank league of legends cancer that will run it down mid if he dies to two consecutive ganks

Reminds me of my Counter Strike days... So glad those are over.

This is why I started playing multiplayer shooters idk what you're on about.

This is why every video game needs Ice Knack

so you stopped playing exactly when that happened to Dunkey, or you stopped in the past because you knew it would happen in the future?

Treaten to mute and never follow through

na - FREE MY MAN BOBBY

he is of puerto rican descent actually

@@savvasyolo4712 yeah well I used to live in Puerto Rico, and the people there are BLACK.

@@GuyPerson-jt9tv that's the... r/wooosh

Are you idiot. Its so obvious that dunkey is black. Even my dog can tell that he is black

The true peak of showing a person who’s the better one

Infinitely

Is it an additive or multiplicative buff?

@@sonder006 additive

@@sonder006 yes

common dunkey W

He was in the comment section of Kendrick's live snl performance of "i," so I think it's fair to assume he's a fan

@@apigi saw it recently , proud to be a dunkey and kendrick fan

tbh I was waiting for dunkey to whip out the crying baby sound he used in Overwatch

I think some people know it’s him and since they want to be in the video they trash talk him. It ends up working.

@@fencho4381 if you look at the leaderboards throughout the video dunkey kinda sucked at the beginning. But obviously he was learning the game so I can't blame him.

You were saying?

Flying Weasels he doesn’t need to learn, he’s #12 best player in OW

It's helped me be certain I wouldn't ever want to play this game myself. I mean, it looks fun, but this type of playerbase just ruins it for me, even if they're just a vocal minority in a generally chill majority. Screw the whiners.

@@Kektus1 It seems to be a vocal minority from my experience.

Kektus in my time playing I have never seen one trash talker and I have like 40 hours

in a Riot Games... game XD, thats all the toxicity in one game XD

I haven't had that many toxic players in OW; it's been largely positive. Maybe it's just the servers I use.

"The dog is the fanciest of animals"

MY DOG..

My favorite was “my dog bites you harrrrd”

@@uyq5726 i literally almost just died from choking from laughing so hard watching that line over and over.

Same here with Cee-Lo Green

So it's like Overwatch?

It's because the egos on these people forces them to refuse even the thought that any of the blame can be placed on their faults for they are perfect players

@@MusicAInz so its like human nature?

Liken CSGO?

@@shmooters5599 yeah, i wish people could be a little more self aware.

Riot sure knows its audience

I've had such a mixed bag, either my whole team is toxic or they're all super nice

Maximillianmus

On top of toxic AC systems.

@@_Vesper this

We just need to immune to it, people just yearn to remove it... Which is impossible...

@@moomoo1984 the abilities are also crtl+v from overwatch

@@moomoo1984 "bitcoin mining operation" bruh how hard is it to put on a tinfoil hat every morning you get up?

@@moomoo1984 "disguised bitcoin mining operation" proof? If its a bitcoin miner than why is my gpu not showing it's under more load whether vanguard is on or off? Are you even logical enough to understand my last sentence?

@@qroovyy_ cooking mama strikes again

bro is ancient

For some reason the way this is phrased makes me think about how it's hard to get a job without having job experience even though you can't have job experience without first getting a job

To be fair ,some games have that mechanic for matchmaking outside of ranked, so that people who get reported for being bad get pitched against others that were reported for being bad so the teams are balanced. Those reports wont ban the player ,just affect their matchmaking. I think League had that feature, havent played that in years though.

@@Reac2 no, that's not how any game does it

You should play Overwatch lmao. Those autists screech report over everything.

Imagine reporting someone because they are nit picky and biased.

Finally someone talking about this god tier roast

1:53

@@Ismael-kc3ry been around as long as voice chat has existed