@@ThanksCaptainObvious *Whispers* Why isn't it possible
@azamthegreat3 жыл бұрын
When this guy goes to the therapist, the therapist tells him all his problems
@Withern6793 жыл бұрын
Imagine that irl. You have severe problems and you want to talk to someone and the therapist just starts talking about all his problems lol
@Keayzilla3 жыл бұрын
@@Withern679 you describe it like it actually happened to you 🤣
@jaxentrap77733 жыл бұрын
That isn't what's supposed to happen?
@Withern6793 жыл бұрын
@@Keayzilla O_O he's on to me...
@midnightpurple5553 жыл бұрын
I had to read this twice to understand
@alphonso47147 ай бұрын
This guy once missed two days of school, those days are now referred to as The Weekend
@Luminary-z3r4 ай бұрын
You win this one, that was really good.
@morse25113 ай бұрын
Take my like, that's creative😂
@user-mn7qk2pg9u3 ай бұрын
What a legend
@hasifz.3 ай бұрын
copied from zlatan comment
@mirurururuvein3 ай бұрын
Chuck Norris jokes, classic.
@IbnHunter7 ай бұрын
This man does not pay attention, attention pays him.
@SpaceMissile6 ай бұрын
that's a lil wayne lyric.
@IbnHunter6 ай бұрын
oh look we got an OG that's exactly where I came up with this lol @@SpaceMissile
@SpaceMissile6 ай бұрын
@@IbnHunter weezy F, baby
@arckmage52186 ай бұрын
I mean that's basically how we pay the KZfaqrs...
@BRACIAKSERO6 ай бұрын
This is why He has no debts
@Butters54983 жыл бұрын
This guy gave his dad “the talk”
@elielbourrelly99023 жыл бұрын
Thats one of my favorite ones :)
@nightmare84763 жыл бұрын
I clicked the 100th like 😎
@zjmullan3 жыл бұрын
actual lmao
@trevorcostello20633 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 Yoo stop bro these comments actually got me dying
@davidpadilla13543 жыл бұрын
Praise God. Jesus, who reigns, my Husband and Son of God, comes soon. USA(Babylon) will be invaded by Russia to the east and China to the west and will lose. NYC will be destroyed. Repent and focus on Jesus. Plead the blood of Jesus. Rapture is soon and the kingdom of God is near, so be holy. Obama is the antichrist and will use the rfid chip as mark of the beast with the False Prophet named Francis from Catholicism. There will be three days of darkness so please prepare as that will be when Jesus shall visit people. There will be fallen angels and giants and zombies and cyborgs and dinosaurs and persecution and many millions of deaths and disease like boils and tsunami to USA California and New Jersey and Florida and famine and fireball. Canada and Europe and South America and asia shall also be affected with judgements. Time is short and Jesus is coming to collect a people without spot or blemish. The tribulation will be bad so enter rapture to escape. EMP coming to USA.All lives matter not just black lives. If you suffer from depression, anxiety, racing thoughts, mood swings, anorexia, suicide thoughts, loneliness, or have a disease, seek Jesus. Jesus can cure any disease. Husbands are head of the wives, husbands love wives and wives obey husband. Aliens are demons dont trust them. Believe in faith to receive in prayer or you will not receive, those who exalt themselves shall be humbled but those who humble themselves shall be exalted, seek Jesus and pray without ceasing, Keep 10 commandments even Sabbath, bless and not curse, do unto others what you would want them to do unto you, harp music with praises to Jesus is biblical, read bible daily, cleanliness, no yoga or yoga pants, dont get COVID vaccine, love God, love others, avoid homosexuality, witchcraft, sinful media like tv shows, unholy anime, love of money, sex outside of biblical marriage, adultery, masturbation, porno/hentai, anal and oral sex, drunkenness, pride, smoking, gossip, lying,lacking faith, materialism, fictional books, dolls like dolls from Disney, no disney shows or movies, sinful movies like marvel, joking around, not loving God, unforgiveness, rap/music that doesn't glorify Jesus or God, cursing, hate, suicide, videos games, trusting in self or humans over trusting in God and His Word, having any idol than Jesus, bikini and inappropriate clothing, sex with animals, arrogance, rebellion, Santa Claus, catholicism, 7th day adventist, lukewarmness, martial arts, freemasonry, energy drinks, skirts/dresses above the knee, tattoos, dying hair, star wars and the figures and movies and games, idolising sports, smoking cigarettes or marijuana or e cig, supporting or being a furry, orgies, swallowing semen, hating God, dora the explora, cheating on your spouse with another person, bad thoughts like sexual thoughts and murdering thoughts, condoms, black goo, being rich in this life, loving this life, seeking popularity/ having favortism/partiality,sex or lusting after animals or even children, racism, jehovah witness, mormonism, transgender, lies of evolution and big bang, flat earth, gambling, cheating or not paying on taxes when biblical required, drinking human or animal blood, twilight book series, not helping the poor and needy and widows, not giving tithe (10% of income) and offerings, not being thankful to Jesus, not listening to parents, Halloween, 5g, avoid following other religion other than following Jesus Son of God. I am an unprofitable servant and least of everything by infinity. Best blessings to everyone every second forever by infinity God willing. Shalom aleichem.3
@wadahabbasher3 жыл бұрын
When he was 12, his parents moved out
@hamzzncheez3543 жыл бұрын
Brilliant.
@bmorefan61123 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@chaosrealmer34553 жыл бұрын
Now take that out of context
@FlVE3 жыл бұрын
@@chaosrealmer3455 lmao am dead
@GGamersUnited3 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@xrasor95927 ай бұрын
this guy doesnt jump, earth just backs away respectfully
@thedevilofgames13874 ай бұрын
hands down that was good'
@MaZaki7213 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@AlphaSeagull3 ай бұрын
Fun fact: when you jump, the earth actually is backing away from you with the same force as your jump. It's just so big and heavy that it doesn't actually make a noticeable difference
@fikripangahwijaya3 ай бұрын
@@AlphaSeagullcool fact
@The_funny_person3 ай бұрын
@@AlphaSeagullFun fact: this is just the 3rd law in dynamics
@noahmay77087 ай бұрын
"When opportuinty comes knocking and he isn't home, opportunity waits.
@xhbirohx22143 ай бұрын
gold
@MaZaki7213 ай бұрын
Beautiful 😂
@dumaass3 ай бұрын
opportuinty, dude.
@dsadunnodudeish45352 ай бұрын
@@dumaass Congrats you spotted a typo
@dumaass2 ай бұрын
@@dsadunnodudeish4535 ok
@kaybuzz3663 жыл бұрын
When his phone rings in the theater, they pause the movie
@memories86313 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@DlcEnergy3 жыл бұрын
and if somebody else talks they shush em.
@LettuceGod13 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@ajaayshharrma033 жыл бұрын
Best hahahah xD
@athulmk39483 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@cmdr.lochagos3 жыл бұрын
Another piece of evidence to prove that Cyberpunk is always listening.
@Buffelz3 жыл бұрын
Yes sir
@yudhahardiansyah79923 жыл бұрын
That is the next gen part of it
@scp-holcim30823 жыл бұрын
its called 5th wall
@edgar95403 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see this comment get 42k likes
@KooVincent13 жыл бұрын
I have my ear on you
@millerk74566 ай бұрын
this guy's first job was construction. after a few short days, he built the hospital he was later born in
@WuhHuh4 ай бұрын
I don’t remember this in the Bible
@xhbirohx22143 ай бұрын
@@WuhHuhhe wrote the bible later.
@cristian9365Ай бұрын
@@WuhHuhhe probably just forgot to write it down
@nickm.593127 күн бұрын
This doesn’t make sense as a joke. It doesn’t how an understanding of that type of jokes structure (“it didn’t happen to him, he happened to it”).
@cristian936527 күн бұрын
@@nickm.5931 what
@omegabomm12807 ай бұрын
when he enters classroom, teacher stands up
@MaZaki7213 ай бұрын
This was too good not to reply
@Losqq3 ай бұрын
Gold 🪙
@Ahmed-zg1iv3 ай бұрын
I agree@@MaZaki721
@gamer-pv8lqАй бұрын
800
@MrPremium183Ай бұрын
@@gamer-pv8lq🤖
@biggy_yeast65153 жыл бұрын
When this guy goes to a restaurant the watiers leave him a tip.
@howtotest73803 жыл бұрын
😂
@skurd7213 жыл бұрын
Watiers.
@sungabyss8963 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment 😂
@GokuOffersYouAPotara3 жыл бұрын
@Blackpilled Saint redditor detected, begone from this world
@smersmer18553 жыл бұрын
When this guy gets arrested, the judge pleads guilty.
@agsechogd64063 жыл бұрын
UNDERRATED
@nkvdcomradeorion73363 жыл бұрын
Best one
@b3at23 жыл бұрын
to be fair this had to be baked.
@constipatedlenny25443 жыл бұрын
This is true in a lot of ways
@jevthompson90445 ай бұрын
Don't take the v@ccine trust in the LORD ALMIGHTY and if you already taken it please pray to GOD about it because it is a deception!!.!.
@youms1086 ай бұрын
When this guy jumps, gravity asks him for permission to return him down.
@abhinavgangwar46904 ай бұрын
Now that, my friend, was a good joke
@osamah54983 ай бұрын
literally cartoon characters
@ccchen49903 ай бұрын
LA GRAVITA
@Enderman836 ай бұрын
When this guy sits down for a job interview, he checks if the interviewer is qualified
@MohKld17 күн бұрын
Underrated
@Mr.Ramirez953 жыл бұрын
This guy goes to his girlfriends house when her parents are home.
@aaronrojo6363 жыл бұрын
And when he arrives the parents leave.
@gradient82603 жыл бұрын
And her parents bow down to him.
@MrGrandetaco7073 жыл бұрын
No this guys gf goes to HIS house when his parents arent home
@nathanbilotta11123 жыл бұрын
This guy goes to his gfs parents house when his gf isn't home
@marcomilo75663 жыл бұрын
@@nathanbilotta1112 underrated comment of a comment😂
Once forwards from 0 to infinity, then backwards from 0 to -infinity.
@antoniocardoso24836 ай бұрын
This man once threw a rock to the sky. Today that rock is known as the moon.
@tsufchakmon58013 жыл бұрын
He's the type of guy who would give his teacher homework.
@mr.mackey60123 жыл бұрын
Google global truth project and read "the Present" to see the truth about life/death. Nothing is more important than checking it is true, especially pgs 1-4
@Ibrahim-tv7rv3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.mackey6012 follow this man, he is releasing videos that make you rethink about that false scince. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qdeVp5B0xMq3dHk.html (Turn on English caption. And wait for the other videos, he is translating and releasing his Arabic videos one by one )
@tomatoesforever343 жыл бұрын
@@Ibrahim-tv7rv this is getting out of hand. Now there’s two of them!
@Julie-ns8vm3 жыл бұрын
I'm scared of what this will develope into
@zekzimbappe53113 жыл бұрын
Wtf is wrong with this comment section
@sirspookyface15323 жыл бұрын
When this guy was born, the doctor asked him what he would like to name his parents.
@jasonruffjr31073 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂☠️
@joshuagonzalez25943 жыл бұрын
Damn I'm your 69th like.... Only 11 hour's ago.
@AyushYadav-mr5jj3 жыл бұрын
660th like, 23 hrs ago.
@user-ql7zi2yl3h3 жыл бұрын
1000th like
@georgetoma99583 жыл бұрын
1k and it’s been a day wtf
@danielzajonz43647 ай бұрын
0:10 glitches naturally through the sign 0:11 barely misses two people 0:13 hits a perfect kickflip 0:14 realizes how cool that was but is so cool that hes able to keep and control coolness 0:16 naturally organically notices his glasses 0:18 hits a casual drift while grabbing glasses effortlessly 0:20 puts glasses on while ending up perfectly on the road again Ladies and gents, there's not just one cool thing that happened here. salute
@zingerstronger96 ай бұрын
an eye for detail. Respect
@cynicaltruth74866 ай бұрын
Yeah… we saw the video. It wasn’t that cool. Calm tf down
@oj_originals43046 ай бұрын
@@cynicaltruth7486idk man, Doing a kick flip with a car is kinda cool especially when you casually clip though a solid object beforehand
@blonnu6 ай бұрын
he recorded the facecam after the instance happened
@Blarglesnarfe6 ай бұрын
Did he glitch through a pole as well?!
@youtubeviolatedme71233 ай бұрын
When this guy takes a shower, the water gets cleaner.
@mrarmaan9993 жыл бұрын
When this guys smokes, the cigarette dies of lung cancer
@Fck_the_atf3 жыл бұрын
Bruh 😂😂😂
@at0mbalm3 жыл бұрын
LMAO!
@PHX763 жыл бұрын
Bruh lol
@weegee_6663 жыл бұрын
bruurb
@fatahibraramadhani34793 жыл бұрын
lmao
@moonlust85093 жыл бұрын
The fact that he didn't say shit and went with the flow makes this better.
@murlocmasher33683 жыл бұрын
You know he was freaking out on the inside, after he landed
@meanmr.mustard42683 жыл бұрын
Google global truth project and read “The Present” to see the truth about life and death in 4 pgs. Nothing is more important than checking it is true.
@murlocmasher33683 жыл бұрын
@Tschu Backa i may have 2 kids, but you right. i never lost my virginity.... because i never lose
@danieltorres34903 жыл бұрын
Murloc Masher ur a virgin
@Brandon-vg7pl3 жыл бұрын
"Daniel and tschu.... Here are your L's, and what'll it be to drink for you this evening?"
@TheRedBeetАй бұрын
When this man crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
@rithrius5384Ай бұрын
Chuck Norris has been trying to get this guy's autograph for years.
@corsomaximahu69Ай бұрын
He is Chuck Norris
@cmcm943 жыл бұрын
When he watches a movie, he gets mentioned as a viewer in the credits.
@generalgta35283 жыл бұрын
Hey, that's a nice joke! Please reply to me!!!
@afee38713 жыл бұрын
@@generalgta3528 hey
@modha808bech23 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@636Knight3 жыл бұрын
noice
@teopalafox3 жыл бұрын
@@generalgta3528 hi
@gxxz6663 жыл бұрын
"Do something cool, im bored" Car: Im about to save this man's whole career
@oz_jones3 жыл бұрын
Car is a true homie
@Kelgo1023 жыл бұрын
Yes
@luciferStar4203 жыл бұрын
Perfect kick flip lol
@itsjustanapple54523 жыл бұрын
Braincells exist KZfaq comments: im gonna end this whole mans career
@SuikodenGR3 жыл бұрын
Literally
@anazlem43147 ай бұрын
This guy doesn't feel cold, cold feels him.
@Zedryx693 ай бұрын
This can be taken many ways
@AnyoneButDarkness2 ай бұрын
Who is Cold and why can he feel the man, but not us?
@fearnone0.o2 ай бұрын
@@AnyoneButDarkness🥜🧠
@fearnone0.o2 ай бұрын
@@AnyoneButDarknessjk
@lunala7697 ай бұрын
This guy is so fast he stops to wait for his shadow.
@tsufchakmon58013 жыл бұрын
When this guy was born, the doctor said "it's a man".
@cmburnette48563 жыл бұрын
That’s good
@samotr77133 жыл бұрын
no its a grandpa 👴
@DawkBrawlin3 жыл бұрын
The first time I heard this one it's funny
@DarrellBubb3 жыл бұрын
Made me laugh, take my like
@okllads3 жыл бұрын
Made me laugh 10/10
@LuceBre33 жыл бұрын
When this man was born he congratulated his mom and then drove her home
@tsufchakmon58013 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@OrcaRealm3 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@LuceBre33 жыл бұрын
@@GastricIssuesFartman Congrats Sherlock
@sjfire19573 жыл бұрын
Lul
@rotciv14923 жыл бұрын
@@GastricIssuesFartman Really?! For a moment there I thought this guy was the first person in History to ever say that. But then you came over and oppened my eyes. I can't thank you enough.
@denizbozdemir96836 ай бұрын
If this guy doesn't pay the rent, the landlord apologizes for making the rent too expensive.
@marco.castiglia7 ай бұрын
Bro taught physics to Einstein
@nekomancer5453 жыл бұрын
This is one of those “if it wasn’t recorded, no one would believe it.” Moments
@TheCrushMedia3 жыл бұрын
yeah but if he wasnt recording then nobody would have asked him to do something cool on stream bc he wouldnt have been streaming
@sarion29243 жыл бұрын
Except its fake. It was never streamed he just edited himself on the footage
@PegsVAcoffin3 жыл бұрын
@@sarion2924 are you braindead it was a livestream how could it be edited when people are watching live?
@SnowMexicann3 жыл бұрын
@@PegsVAcoffin calm down, let the disabled child speak and explain himself first.
@suckit46693 жыл бұрын
@@PegsVAcoffin Not saying I agree with Sarion but there are dozen of ways to fake this.
@tonycarr87573 жыл бұрын
this is why we don’t text and drive, kids. way too fucking cool
@dcchaos64093 жыл бұрын
World couldn’t handle it
@ZBLAP3 жыл бұрын
The government are just trying to hide our potential
@rogelioayus3 жыл бұрын
It’s too cool to text and drive that the police send you to cool jail.
@xaviersurman84003 жыл бұрын
My dad was so cool god to him to heaven
@phillipeastman20213 жыл бұрын
So cool some old crusty losers made it a law not to be so cool while driving.
@h.k6547 ай бұрын
When this guy makes a mistake in a History book, History apologizes and rewrites itself for him
@impossiblehanley27325 ай бұрын
Untrue, because he never commits mistakes. Mistakes commit him.
@Zedryx693 ай бұрын
@@impossiblehanley2732He doesn’t even make sense anymore. Sense makes him.
@betr83 ай бұрын
When his dad went for milk, he found him waiting in the store.
@samuka13463 жыл бұрын
When in school, teachers had to raise their hand to speak to this guy
@ajaayshharrma033 жыл бұрын
xDD
@dogesenpai34693 жыл бұрын
Quality and original content, yes this was what I was looking for
@samuka13463 жыл бұрын
@@dogesenpai3469 in nature nothing is created, nothing is lost, everything is copied
@dogesenpai34693 жыл бұрын
@@samuka1346 you just murdered my brain
@ignoreddemon18573 жыл бұрын
@@samuka1346 just like your braincells, they are like that of a rat
@rallotarallo3 жыл бұрын
Instead of screaming or saying anything stupid he just pulls over his sunglasses like a chad
@graemejohnson28083 жыл бұрын
He prepped it though
@Trainens1073 жыл бұрын
He didn't do the surprised soy face
@oblivianplayz31323 жыл бұрын
chad
@krashd3 жыл бұрын
Because his car had already done something cool for him by flipping. Him putting on his glasses was akin to saying "I meant that."
@clonezy78003 жыл бұрын
@@krashd Yeah we get that, he’s saying that most people would be excited and scream or something
@AntBeastin19916 ай бұрын
This man gets the veterans discount without ever being in the military.
@Vaydore6 ай бұрын
The fact that he inexplicably phased through the first lamp post, got flipped by the second, and collided normally with the third is the perfect embodiment of what its like to play this game
@@bluecaptainIT _that does seem to be the joke doesn't it._
@KM-ft8iw3 жыл бұрын
When this guy’s parents were scared, they went to his room to go sleep
@RanveerSingh-sc2ki3 жыл бұрын
Fucking lmao🤣🤣🤣
@HotMusicHMremix3 жыл бұрын
Fucking lmao🤣🤣🤣
@klopp98103 жыл бұрын
Fucking lmao🤣🤣🤣
@KiyanOzdemir3 жыл бұрын
Fucking lmao🤣🤣🤣
@cambell80083 жыл бұрын
Fucking lmao🤣🤣🤣
@mildlyconcerning3 ай бұрын
This guy doesn't miss his flight, his flight misses him
@Solidude2 ай бұрын
That could explain the crying airplane that I saw
@ChainedGraboid4 ай бұрын
When Martin Luther King Jr said he had a dream, this is what he was referring to.
@slashxer35843 жыл бұрын
When this guy installs windows microsoft accepts his terms and conditions
@muhammadhafizbinmahadzir87323 жыл бұрын
Underated
@maloskitchen3 жыл бұрын
Dude 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cobraclan36343 жыл бұрын
wtf😂🤣🤣😂😂
@arnavraman59233 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing like a fucking donkey
@paralyzedmind26003 жыл бұрын
Lmao XD
@majorarckane143 жыл бұрын
His coolness materialised to form those glasses out of nothing...
@MLBNation3 жыл бұрын
782 likes and no comments? Don’t mind if I do!
@Rei-il9nn3 жыл бұрын
Don’t mind me just addin another comment
@haemogoblin70063 жыл бұрын
Yeh me too...
@FingRTwins3 жыл бұрын
Hate to be that guy. But it's physically impossible to create something out of nothing. Without any resources or any type of particle, it is impossible to create something. Yes, feel free to r/wooosh me
@sasdagreat80523 жыл бұрын
@@FingRTwins Shut up Ted from TED talks Also, coolness is a form of energy only this man possesses, and you can make matter out of energy, since matter is just fancy energy
@theunderdog93537 ай бұрын
This guy once took a leak on a truck. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime
@teslamick15924 ай бұрын
Damn 😂
@zaidlacksalastname4905Ай бұрын
Ok this made me laugh
@joda76977 ай бұрын
You can see how hard he's fighting the smile. Love that.
@fetusdeletus16533 жыл бұрын
*This is the guy that tells barbers he doesn’t like the cut*
@jorgezaragoza13 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@user-wr8op3vl1h3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@billsavidz12743 жыл бұрын
Nice name
@shepherdb0y3 жыл бұрын
The true bamf
@shepherdb0y3 жыл бұрын
@@billsavidz1274 omg, I just noticed the name 🤣 Abortion Completion
@comedyanimatedtv3 жыл бұрын
The Sunglasses don’t protect this guys eyes.. It protects the Sun.
@VladimirKostek3 жыл бұрын
Funny seeing you here, love your channel!
@comedyanimatedtv3 жыл бұрын
@@VladimirKostek thank you dude!
@user-wj7ux9qz5g3 жыл бұрын
Even with protection, the sun is still scared of him
@rajeevkumar95463 жыл бұрын
Sunglass battle.. Tony Ferguson vs this guy
@m2-x-n2533 жыл бұрын
nice
@ledsabbazepplath38897 ай бұрын
When this guy jumps into fire, the fire feels cold
@worldofhunter16366 ай бұрын
This man is so cool he gives presents to Santa and takes his cookies.
@bobbstr.3 жыл бұрын
It must have been a hard childhood for this guy, growing up raising 2 parents
@boom-jr8vi7 ай бұрын
Bold of you to assume he had to grow up.
@xan.xet.7 ай бұрын
He just spawned
@indolencegaming7 ай бұрын
For him? It must've been easy
@iota7sharma7227 ай бұрын
Lmao
@SeveralOnions7 ай бұрын
I actually cackled, omg. That's a good one
@realmetatron3 ай бұрын
When this guy stares at the sun, the sun blinks. ☀
@ThatOneRussianTank4 ай бұрын
When he looks at an enderman, the enderman teleports away for its life.
@alvin51223 жыл бұрын
This man doesn't pay respect. Respect pays him.
@filipsemerad20573 жыл бұрын
😂👌
@-_J_-7 ай бұрын
😂👌🏻
@fahgo_sama7 ай бұрын
😂👌🏾
@RGV23007 ай бұрын
Respect self press F to pay him
@LolLol-lf8xb7 ай бұрын
🐷👌
@RmJhoe3 жыл бұрын
Viewer: "Do something cool, I'm bored." The car: "I'm on it boss"
@thomasloyal45253 жыл бұрын
Delamain stop hacking my car
@No-yr9rs3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@dntcare51823 жыл бұрын
Finally a hilarious comment 🤣
@ethanbenton66763 жыл бұрын
Car: Ight imma fuh witchu
@the100kmaster43 жыл бұрын
Which game is it watch dogs?
@Daniel-ht8mp6 ай бұрын
When this guy goes to store cashier pays him for taking the food.
@Buffelz6 ай бұрын
haha exactly
@hector49132 ай бұрын
@@Buffelz we know
@Double_L_Anti-FurryАй бұрын
The dictionary gets updated when he makes a spelling mistake
@user-bl9yo9pz4g3 жыл бұрын
"There are no accidents" - Master Oogway
@bluememe46523 жыл бұрын
Oi Josuke what kinda hair cut is that lol
@cosmicdraconian67123 жыл бұрын
"Old school Japanese gangster" haircut
@cosmicdraconian67123 жыл бұрын
Or i think
@Captain_Titus38673 жыл бұрын
@@bluememe4652 so you have chosen death
@oceanman63753 жыл бұрын
Lmao your air cut lookin like my ass
@Auraxen3 жыл бұрын
This man just responded by landing a barrel roll without trying then put on shades outta nowhere
@themoike_prod3 жыл бұрын
Wow it's almost like we watched the same video
@Mysta-Kun3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for telling us what he did 👍 I couldn't really see it myself fam thank you
@Yenzena_3 жыл бұрын
That’s a kickflip not a 360 flip
@fk8bebop3 жыл бұрын
@@Yenzena_ to non skaters the car did rotate 360° so i can see how they would call it a 360 flip
@falcononpc98453 жыл бұрын
Bro no way bro, thanks for describing the video bro.
@maniacalmurderer41236 ай бұрын
This man doesn’t pay his taxes, the taxes pays him
@VanillaV43 ай бұрын
Thats called welfare nothing special
@sin-t2 ай бұрын
When this guy has lemons, he doesn’t need to make lemonade. The lemons make it for him.
@mattclinton36753 жыл бұрын
That's a double: go through one pole and then immediately smash into another to flip. Great choreography
@Buffelz3 жыл бұрын
Matrix
@mnnwdr3 жыл бұрын
Majjiq
@mattclinton36753 жыл бұрын
@@mnnwdr that's a nice small Guuuraah profile picture )
@mnnwdr3 жыл бұрын
@@mattclinton3675 twitter SapySha1997 is the artist.. hope they allow me to use it as profile picture.. if they dont.. then.. I'll immediately change it tho.. i mean.. ive never send a request after all..
@mattclinton36753 жыл бұрын
@@mnnwdr haha. Don't worry, no one is going to force you out of using their art especially when you don't monetize it ) Thanks for the heads up about the artist though.
@joshharry78813 жыл бұрын
This guy doesn’t lie, he just changes facts
@Joergen-ye9br3 жыл бұрын
I'm not going to use this at all;)
@monsterrun3 жыл бұрын
facts can be fabricated. truth remains truth.
@Melancholy3083 жыл бұрын
@@monsterrun and you. missed the point.
@williamwoodard66823 жыл бұрын
@@monsterrun yikes
@HotMusicHMremix3 жыл бұрын
Epic!
@Orrinton7 ай бұрын
When this guy swims in the ocean, the sharks swim away from him
@hector49132 ай бұрын
nah ! the ocean may drown...
@georgebirt65343 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure as soon as he read that, the glasses materialised in his hand
@AuGrrr3 жыл бұрын
Glasses: My time has come
@cristianm56503 жыл бұрын
XD
@elijahlumpkin74023 жыл бұрын
When this guy was born, he raised his parents.
@pacsbatera3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@davidpadilla13543 жыл бұрын
Praise God. Jesus, who reigns, my Husband and Son of God, comes soon. USA(Babylon) will be invaded by Russia to the east and China to the west and will lose. NYC will be destroyed. Repent and focus on Jesus. Plead the blood of Jesus. Rapture is soon and the kingdom of God is near, so be holy. Obama is the antichrist and will use the rfid chip as mark of the beast with the False Prophet named Francis from Catholicism. There will be three days of darkness so please prepare as that will be when Jesus shall visit people. There will be fallen angels and giants and zombies and cyborgs and dinosaurs and persecution and many millions of deaths and disease like boils and tsunami to USA California and New Jersey and Florida and famine and fireball. Canada and Europe and South America and asia shall also be affected with judgements. Time is short and Jesus is coming to collect a people without spot or blemish. The tribulation will be bad so enter rapture to escape. EMP coming to USA.All lives matter not just black lives. If you suffer from depression, anxiety, racing thoughts, mood swings, anorexia, suicide thoughts, loneliness, or have a disease, seek Jesus. Jesus can cure any disease. Husbands are head of the wives, husbands love wives and wives obey husband. Aliens are demons dont trust them. Believe in faith to receive in prayer or you will not receive, those who exalt themselves shall be humbled but those who humble themselves shall be exalted, seek Jesus and pray without ceasing, Keep 10 commandments even Sabbath, bless and not curse, do unto others what you would want them to do unto you, harp music with praises to Jesus is biblical, read bible daily, cleanliness, no yoga or yoga pants, dont get COVID vaccine, love God, love others, avoid homosexuality, witchcraft, sinful media like tv shows, unholy anime, love of money, sex outside of biblical marriage, adultery, masturbation, porno/hentai, anal and oral sex, drunkenness, pride, smoking, gossip, lying,lacking faith, materialism, fictional books, dolls like dolls from Disney, no disney shows or movies, sinful movies like marvel, joking around, not loving God, unforgiveness, rap/music that doesn't glorify Jesus or God, cursing, hate, suicide, videos games, trusting in self or humans over trusting in God and His Word, having any idol than Jesus, bikini and inappropriate clothing, sex with animals, arrogance, rebellion, Santa Claus, catholicism, 7th day adventist, lukewarmness, martial arts, freemasonry, energy drinks, skirts/dresses above the knee, tattoos, dying hair, star wars and the figures and movies and games, idolising sports, smoking cigarettes or marijuana or e cig, supporting or being a furry, orgies, swallowing semen, hating God, dora the explora, cheating on your spouse with another person, bad thoughts like sexual thoughts and murdering thoughts, condoms, black goo, being rich in this life, loving this life, seeking popularity/ having favortism/partiality,sex or lusting after animals or even children, racism, jehovah witness, mormonism, transgender, lies of evolution and big bang, flat earth, gambling, cheating or not paying on taxes when biblical required, drinking human or animal blood, twilight book series, not helping the poor and needy and widows, not giving tithe (10% of income) and offerings, not being thankful to Jesus, not listening to parents, Halloween, 5g, avoid following other religion other than following Jesus Son of God. I am an unprofitable servant and least of everything by infinity. Best blessings to everyone every second forever by infinity God willing. Shalom aleichem.w
@arjunnavnith63853 жыл бұрын
@@davidpadilla1354 tf
@SquillyWonka3 жыл бұрын
Not funny
@M1CHA3L223 жыл бұрын
@@SquillyWonka and?
@Druggy-Doggo3 ай бұрын
Whenever this guy gets tired the sun forcefully sets to help him go to sleep
@treeIAM6 ай бұрын
Bro had that planned out since he was born he had the shades there and everything😂
@Wortelemes3 жыл бұрын
Nailed
@tiekieyhasma75113 жыл бұрын
Screwed
@chokingsplitz94453 жыл бұрын
Hammered
@Clementdav3 жыл бұрын
ad dimana2 y bang
@victorvictoriyando32003 жыл бұрын
@@Clementdav njir ada indo jg
@jaredbasic57433 жыл бұрын
Drilled
@adegenerateweeb90463 жыл бұрын
viewer:"do something cool Im bored" car: "fine I'll do it myself"
@ShadowIsatis3 жыл бұрын
Sunglasses on, cue thug life theme.
@djtoilet63103 жыл бұрын
The car just hit a light pole and literally did a full spin right after
@davix9943 жыл бұрын
Nice profile picture, good taste.
@mglo42603 жыл бұрын
Oh.
@davix9943 жыл бұрын
@@mglo4260 lol
@lunala7697 ай бұрын
This guy doesnt open the shower, he just looks at it and it starts crying.
@tomatematheus13Ай бұрын
he's the reason we say good morning, because every day we can awake knowing this legend is among us
@-Ryu3 жыл бұрын
Nick fury: *I'd like to talk to you about the Avengers initiative*
@rishinixon75603 жыл бұрын
He’s the one who talks to Nick Fury about the avengers initiative
@taylankaradag49813 жыл бұрын
Don't I know you from somewhere?
@-Ryu3 жыл бұрын
@@taylankaradag4981 You might have. But it probably isn't there anymore.
@koroshiyashinigami3 жыл бұрын
@@dont6927 I didn't. You're welcome
@Stealth273 жыл бұрын
@@-Ryu Huh, I kinda recognise as well from a certain paper mario youtube thread. Just went to check though, and yeah, can't find the vid anywhere. If it truly gone for everyone, then my saddest song from the world's smallest violin goes out to this deletion of history.
@shaanmenaria73183 жыл бұрын
This Guy Doesn't Catch Cold, He throws it.
@mayonez_benz10513 жыл бұрын
One of my favourites
@raynerxie11703 жыл бұрын
nais
@bluelion94823 жыл бұрын
love it
@exwelle57763 жыл бұрын
Covid be like:
@BodhiGeraci3 жыл бұрын
Best comment I’m crying 😭 😂
@realkingofantarctica7 ай бұрын
This clip perfectly summarises pre-patch Cyberpunk 2077. He looks away from the game, phases through a street pole, looks back and *only then* collides with one, perfectly timed for the viewers' enjoyment as well.
@Akeirbuah3 ай бұрын
When this guy does push-ups, the earth moves up and down.
@theactualpanda50963 жыл бұрын
Viewer: *is bored* Cyberpunk: *we don’t do that around here*
@khangvinh46563 жыл бұрын
Me: man I wish there was flying ca- Cyberpunk: *say no more*
@marcolabate52543 жыл бұрын
Stop using dead memes please
@theactualpanda50963 жыл бұрын
@@marcolabate5254 *”No, I don’t think i will”*
@kucingtepijalan34593 жыл бұрын
@@marcolabate5254 bruh
@hiroomitakahashi56343 жыл бұрын
More like Cyber punk : we don’t do anything around here...instead just give you this half ass game
@davetube39583 жыл бұрын
When this guy installed the Game, the game accepted his terms and conditions.
@IvanJeromela13 жыл бұрын
GOLD
@Blueybeak3 жыл бұрын
GOLD
@alpertokcan98993 жыл бұрын
GOLD
@-fv3 жыл бұрын
PLATINUM
@tsufchakmon58013 жыл бұрын
DIAMOND
@user-ym2dn3ks4nАй бұрын
He is the life of parties he never attended.
@System5097 ай бұрын
Those sunglasses didn’t exist until he decided he wanted them to
@kattaratheist66173 жыл бұрын
He didn't choose the thug life,the thug life chose him.
@sketchyth0ughts3993 жыл бұрын
appropriate use, but dead meme. sorry mate
@cristobaltoledo7173 жыл бұрын
@@sketchyth0ughts399 Who cares
@riynu77743 жыл бұрын
@@sketchyth0ughts399 yeah who cares
@hfl_3 жыл бұрын
@@sketchyth0ughts399 dead meme, but brought back at the right time. sorry, mate.
@phillipeastman20213 жыл бұрын
@@sketchyth0ughts399 dead meme but true. Plus who tf cares!
@LUGA2653 жыл бұрын
That was good timing
@kronillix27353 жыл бұрын
yes that's why there is an individual video of the clip uploaded to youtube with the title quoted of the specific request that the requester (which i will enforce did receive said request) made, due to indeed good, no great, scratch that IMPECCABLE timing
@brain79003 жыл бұрын
Caca
@N1k4_Gr1v3 жыл бұрын
@Paolo Gabriel L. Gran If it were perfect he would jumping over a man or vehicle and landing with two wheels and drives angle. U now what I'm saying?
@brain3-docvvw8983 жыл бұрын
*god timing
@N1k4_Gr1v3 жыл бұрын
@@brain3-docvvw898 (sarcastic said) god timing? Really?
@gabrielleal13537 ай бұрын
This guy gave himself permission to kiss the bride at his wedding
@user-lk8me8vv4s7 ай бұрын
If there was Hall of Fame in KZfaq this video is one of those
@MintMilk.7 ай бұрын
This guy stares into the void, and the void looks away uncomfortably.
@freighttrain71437 ай бұрын
OH MAN YOU WIN THIS IS THE BEST ONE LOL
@Phoenix_Down4447 ай бұрын
His eyes are the void
@Joel-kc5jk7 ай бұрын
Yup, only one that made me chuckle.
@existence.58067 ай бұрын
void is submissive and breedable for this guy
@OrangeCreamsicle6 ай бұрын
man in the wall shook HIS hand
@Unknown-ix2jx3 жыл бұрын
When this guy dies he’s gonna bury himself
@nvrminde213 жыл бұрын
Nah, he is imortal
@potatotomato70253 жыл бұрын
He's gonna host his own funeral
@pattyrick54793 жыл бұрын
what makes you think he will ever die
@MASViper3 жыл бұрын
Nah, the Earth makes the hole itself.
@DaRealChef3 жыл бұрын
U Havin A stroke there buddy he's he's what are you micheal Jackson ?
@YuckFouTubeX3 ай бұрын
This man doesn't fear the reaper, he reaps the fear
@CloudyPuzzler7 ай бұрын
The fact he didn't overreact like or or or or or or or like some cringey KZfaqrs/streamers makes it even better.
@Adhithya20036 ай бұрын
Awesome comment awesome emojis😂😂
@Errant24 ай бұрын
The emojis😂😂
@Ghost363653 ай бұрын
How did you do that though?
@1PHPH3 жыл бұрын
When this guy goes to court, the judge calls him ‘your honor’
@mjrule84458 ай бұрын
wtf 😂
@lemonstrangler7 ай бұрын
and the judge goes to sit with the jury
@lowhp_comic7 ай бұрын
The judge says "I'm honoured"
@93ChristopherC7 ай бұрын
I'd go to school for eight years and work as a lawyer for ten more years just to become a judge and call other people "your honor" as a bad joke.
@Rhodynit7 ай бұрын
According to the Judgement of The Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale...
@FoolisH4093 жыл бұрын
This guy doesn’t ask Google questions, Google ask’ him.
@edwardshelton38623 жыл бұрын
u got me on that one
@p1geon1653 жыл бұрын
google does that to everyone they tryna steal information so yk lmfao
@readyforlol7 ай бұрын
Google feels lucky
@TJ_the_Tism7 ай бұрын
@@philipp7441fr why was that needed😂
@lighty57383 ай бұрын
Google tells him what he want to know.
@shanshansan5 ай бұрын
When he asks the teacher if he *can* go to the bathroom, the teacher lets him go.
@theanonymouschicken1697 ай бұрын
This guy *IS* Victoria’s Secret
@Happy-hc4se3 жыл бұрын
When this man was born, he delivered himself
@SNH13053 жыл бұрын
@Parth Patel to his room and smack the nurse
@mygoodnesshesgood24563 жыл бұрын
Facts!!
@believer4317 ай бұрын
When this man was born, he drove his mom home
@nathanm2377 ай бұрын
@@SwiftShorts00Nah he delivered his mom
@Grim_Concept7 ай бұрын
@@SwiftShorts00 I'm sad because I'm only your 68Th like.