Viewers Choose What We Do! | Robbie & Tubes Go Wild In Bordeaux | Bordeaux Travel Vlog

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Robbie Knox

5 жыл бұрын

In the second episode of our sporadic travel show Tubes and I hopped on a plane to Bordeaux and asked viewers what we should do. It did not go well.
This is billed as a travel guide to Bordeaux, but I absolutely guarantee there will be no value provided to anyone planning a trip, so I'd probably watch something else if you're looking for useful information.

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@sophiedavies6848
@sophiedavies6848 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment about bubble tea being PG tips in a sodastream 😂
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty good description to be fair.
@user-ew7no1qr3s
@user-ew7no1qr3s 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t get over the old woman looking at you both constantly why you were having lunch 😂
@michaelvandromme
@michaelvandromme 3 жыл бұрын
It was a soul destroying moment, I must admit.
@chilli-iceolive-abode2447
@chilli-iceolive-abode2447 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I dunno what she was doing. I couldn't tell if she was annoyed he was filming with her in shot or if she just wanted to be involved. 🤷‍♂️
@shakeynige
@shakeynige 3 жыл бұрын
Probably just a French init
@BlueVanMan
@BlueVanMan 4 жыл бұрын
Love this, great work lads
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
Eating the baguette was horrific.
@la5ty
@la5ty 5 жыл бұрын
Another absolute classic! 👍
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 5 жыл бұрын
I know what my audience wants. And it’s bread eating by a toilet.
@ScottZ370
@ScottZ370 4 жыл бұрын
I love the idea 2 middle age blokes shared their first bubble tea together 😂
@Huxleypig78
@Huxleypig78 5 жыл бұрын
“I wouldn’t operate a combine harvester” has to be the quote of the video! Visiting Bordeaux myself next week so will make sure I leave the combine harvester at home!
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 5 жыл бұрын
Every man knows there comes a point where he shouldn't operate a combine. For me it's a bottle of wine.
@frankthetank3037
@frankthetank3037 Жыл бұрын
Tubes just miserable all the time 😂 love watching you both. You make a great pair. The British government should hire you both as travel advisors.
@f1rach
@f1rach 4 жыл бұрын
This is the content I need in my life
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
I still feel sick when I see a baguette.
@pocketman5510
@pocketman5510 4 жыл бұрын
"have a crepe" Had me creased how normal and simple the suggestions are. Amazing
@shakeynige
@shakeynige 3 жыл бұрын
He misread it!
@flwryvv
@flwryvv 5 жыл бұрын
Sensational stuff Robbie and tubes. Gutted I missed the live polls. Maybe next time how's about some "manger dans des poubelles.?"
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 5 жыл бұрын
J‘adore manger a la poubelle. (My French is not great)
@SamM-oh2cx
@SamM-oh2cx 5 жыл бұрын
Who needs a tv license when we have you two super stars to watch!! Absolutely love you two! If you could bottle tubes laugher, you’d both be minted!!!! Please do more of these random away days!!!!
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 5 жыл бұрын
Aw, thanks Sam. Sadly you can’t bottle laughter and so we have to eat bread by Portaloos.
@SamM-oh2cx
@SamM-oh2cx 5 жыл бұрын
@@RobbieKnox Nothing to thank me for! You and Tubes are the ones entertaining me, so THANK YOU!!!!! Just as well you don't bottle laughter, you would only drink it all!!! Nothing wrong with eating bread by Portaloos, to make it big in entertainment and make loads of dough, you have to dump your inhibitions and start at the bottom!!!! I should be on a stage with them jokes.....not :-)
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 5 жыл бұрын
I believe in you Sam M. Do it.
@-vibrantchode3775
@-vibrantchode3775 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve never had to pause a video and go take a piss before until this video , you pair are the funniest fuckers about
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
Ha ha. Thank you, you're very kind!
@treeesus5267
@treeesus5267 4 жыл бұрын
love going back and watching these old videos theyre absolutely class, keep up the great work mate
@ceneusa
@ceneusa 4 жыл бұрын
This is actually brilliant. Love the humour
@Al_o_bri
@Al_o_bri 5 жыл бұрын
Great video, that was hilarious when you downed the glass of wine😂 so British
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
I was there to do a job.
@renearsoi4895
@renearsoi4895 4 жыл бұрын
"Wine tasting" holding the glass around the bowl instead of holding it by its stem! I love your spontaneity, great film!
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
Are you suggesting that I might not be a wine connoisseur? How dare you! (Thanks for watching, you’re very kind)
@DudeyRhino
@DudeyRhino 5 жыл бұрын
Loved it!
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks pal. Join us on our next trip!
@terrylay7887
@terrylay7887 3 жыл бұрын
Genuinely one of the funniest things I've watchad lads
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Terry, glad you enjoyed it.
@theresesargent4802
@theresesargent4802 4 жыл бұрын
Fantastic video....so funny 😂😂
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Therese, glad you enjoyed!
@luciaaht
@luciaaht 4 жыл бұрын
Hi Robbie! I came to you from JackMaate. It's good to meet you! I'm from Worcestershire but I live in Bordeaux. Let me know when you're back! I'd love to show you around! There's so much more to see :)
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
Hi Lucia! Yeah I figured I didn’t see the best Bordeaux has to offer. It seemed like a lovely city. How did you end up out there? Will let you know if/when I return!
@liamdavey9089
@liamdavey9089 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't stop laughing for the entire video, absolute quality 😂😂😂
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 5 жыл бұрын
Glad to hear you enjoyed it Liam. It was a fun day apart from all the stuff we did.
@liamdavey9089
@liamdavey9089 5 жыл бұрын
@@RobbieKnox I felt that response was coming 😂😂😂
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 5 жыл бұрын
Ha ha. I’m predictable!
@iskillcorn1
@iskillcorn1 4 жыл бұрын
Fantastic....I need to try bubble tea 😂👍🏼
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
It was decent. It won’t be my go to drink but I’ll have it again sometime.
@zimbabaloooba
@zimbabaloooba 5 жыл бұрын
Robbie rocking the Karate Kid look...awesome.
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 5 жыл бұрын
I’m bringing back bandanas.
@jadeluke296
@jadeluke296 4 жыл бұрын
Robbie, I stumbled across your channel about a week ago and I've been binge watching ever since. The main and over-riding thing Ive noticed across your videos, is that you are eternally positive about absolutely everything. Even things that are very obviously shit, you still say they're alright. I could learn a lot from you and I guess I already am. Thankyou very much 👍🏼 What a beacon of happiness.
@amelia9
@amelia9 4 жыл бұрын
i agree 100%!
@robjpeddie
@robjpeddie 4 жыл бұрын
zero dislikes... this man truly is god tier
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
Ha. You’ve jinxed it.
@robjpeddie
@robjpeddie 4 жыл бұрын
Robbie Knox I hope not! I just wanted to say my friend that you’re videos are truly special and I’m so glad I found your channel. Please keep up the original content, you’re very deserving of all the attention you’ve received recently and I hope to see your channel flourish!
@chilli-iceolive-abode2447
@chilli-iceolive-abode2447 3 жыл бұрын
This is whence the Jinx was set.
@danieljgwallace195
@danieljgwallace195 5 жыл бұрын
For your next jolly boys outing I think you should go to jersey, you could overdose on spuds there as well.
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve always wanted to go to the Channel Islands. What’s the best tourist attraction there?
@danieljgwallace195
@danieljgwallace195 5 жыл бұрын
Robbie Knox it’s years since I went, they had a boat show on, although it was sunny and my mate got sea sick on the ferry so it was worth it for that. I’m sure you and tubes could do some golf and maybe eat pickles next to a bog
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 5 жыл бұрын
#lifegoals
@Dinckelburg
@Dinckelburg 4 жыл бұрын
@@RobbieKnox Guernsey is lovely, beautiful scenic walks around the coast and you'd probably love the seafood there too. There's an underground bunker from ww2 that they used to keep p.o.w. which is a museum now, if I remember correctly...
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
Kane Danaher sounds great! We need to do more of these.
@heatherstretton1477
@heatherstretton1477 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant ... wish i was there .. made me laugh cheers heather uk
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
It was lovely Heather. Except when we ate the baguette.
@jasonmw1471
@jasonmw1471 3 жыл бұрын
Eating that baguette was more impressive than Mike tyson chewing a hand full of magic mushrooms for half hour without a drink 👍👍
@jamiemartin8589
@jamiemartin8589 5 жыл бұрын
great video robbie
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jamie!
@sussexvaleting
@sussexvaleting 5 жыл бұрын
Great video 👍
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 5 жыл бұрын
Cheers Dan!
@MSC1415
@MSC1415 4 жыл бұрын
bangin videos mate, keep it up
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
Cheers JS, you're very kind.
@joeconnolly66
@joeconnolly66 5 жыл бұрын
hahaha class video boys!
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 5 жыл бұрын
Cheers Joe. It was fun except the bread.
@alyshac386
@alyshac386 4 жыл бұрын
I also went on a carousel on the pier at night it was amazing
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t get to go on it but Tubes enjoyed it. It went on for about ten hours.
@ADtvVlogs
@ADtvVlogs 3 жыл бұрын
I keep watching year old videos on KZfaq and thinking “ah the better time before COVID!, how blissfully unaware we all were”
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's funny isn't it? I keep seeing things and thinking "Why was I sat so close to him!"
@yelkaishmakovich340
@yelkaishmakovich340 4 жыл бұрын
Both of you need to be cast as characters on ‘Peep Show’.
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
Ha ha. Love that show.
@jtcrac9957
@jtcrac9957 4 жыл бұрын
how have I only just seen this, absolutely brilliant ~ how long did it take you to finish the baguette?
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve blocked it out my mind.
@alyshac386
@alyshac386 4 жыл бұрын
No way! I was in Brighton for the first time last weekend and decided to try bubble tea for the first time too! I though it was a bit sickly tbh
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t mind it but I’m not sure it will be my go to drink.
@Midgemadigan
@Midgemadigan 4 жыл бұрын
this series is sick
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks. I felt sick after eating a baguette.
@jayrush01
@jayrush01 4 жыл бұрын
this freakin made my day
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
I still can’t look at a baguette without feeling rank.
@mattmoss7431
@mattmoss7431 5 жыл бұрын
What a video, what a man
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 5 жыл бұрын
Cheers Matt Moss. Matt Moss is an awesome name by the way.
@mattmoss7431
@mattmoss7431 5 жыл бұрын
Haha thanks, as is Robbie Knox
@scottburton4091
@scottburton4091 5 жыл бұрын
11:19 I think she wanted to be in the video
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 5 жыл бұрын
I know, right? The guy by the cashpoint fancied it too!
@ReluctantRider
@ReluctantRider 5 жыл бұрын
Tubes properly ate that oyster! Most people just "slurp em up." That was legit.
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 5 жыл бұрын
Smashed it. I love oysters so much.
@chooselife3000
@chooselife3000 4 жыл бұрын
~(I guess) you could have gone nonalcoholic Bordeaux wine tasting. One of m close friends is a (former) alcoholic so I usually abstain completely and have eg lime soda. I am truly loving all the content.
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching. Yeah, I don't generally drink around Tubes but he sometimes encourages me.
@MrTrystan2704
@MrTrystan2704 4 жыл бұрын
holy shit this channel is fantastic
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
Lol. That's a bit strong Trystan.
@swajjur3897
@swajjur3897 4 жыл бұрын
When I Get older, I wanna be like Robbie
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
Do it, it isn't that hard.
@swajjur3897
@swajjur3897 4 жыл бұрын
Love this video hahahahahaha
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Simen, cheers for watching.
@TANK123cs
@TANK123cs 5 жыл бұрын
Hey robbie I was in a abrasive wheel course the other day and we had to watch some really cringey 90s videos about abrasive wheel safety at the end, im 100% sure that the person speaking over the visuals on the videos was you. Could you confirm this please ?
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 5 жыл бұрын
Sadly it was not. I’ve been trying to break into the abrasive wheel voiceover market for decades now but no joy.
@chilli-iceolive-abode2447
@chilli-iceolive-abode2447 3 жыл бұрын
Your attitude towards the ends of the baguette, truly shocking! I bet you don't like the end of loaves either, the ends are the best bit I'll have you know you potato raiser.
@bbbbear9
@bbbbear9 5 жыл бұрын
I have bad memories of Bordeaux. I haven't been there, it's just the whole Josh Maja leaving Sunderland situation 😢
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry bear, I should have put a trigger warning at the top for anyone affected by French player poaching.
@bbbbear9
@bbbbear9 5 жыл бұрын
@@RobbieKnox they should stick to poaching eggs
@Al_o_bri
@Al_o_bri 5 жыл бұрын
Went there a couple years ago and recognise all of it. Very weird as I’ve only been to like 5 airports
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
I’m sure there are a few tourist attractions we missed!
@Al_o_bri
@Al_o_bri 4 жыл бұрын
Robbie Knox I mostly found myself wondering around aimlessly to be fair, was nice though
@haydngwilliam1311
@haydngwilliam1311 5 жыл бұрын
Can already tell I’m going to pee myself before I start watching😂😂😂
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 5 жыл бұрын
Run to the toilet first, it's a long one.
@haydngwilliam1311
@haydngwilliam1311 5 жыл бұрын
Robbie Knox just finished and I can say I thoroughly enjoyed the video. You’re genuinely the most underrated channel and the nicest bloke on this website. Your banter is so witty and just brilliant to listen to❤️
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 5 жыл бұрын
I’m actually horrible, I just edit round all the footage where I’m beating up homeless people or selling crack to kids.
@haydngwilliam1311
@haydngwilliam1311 5 жыл бұрын
Robbie Knox 😂😂😂 would you have beaten up yourself then when you were homeless in Brighton in the third soccer am DVD?😂
@liamdavey9089
@liamdavey9089 5 жыл бұрын
@@haydngwilliam1311you weren't the only one that remembers that? 😂😂😂
@zimbabaloooba
@zimbabaloooba 5 жыл бұрын
Zadar.......definitely..
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 5 жыл бұрын
Does EasyJet fly there?
@marthaaa006
@marthaaa006 4 жыл бұрын
The reason why you can get loads of cash out at an airport is cos it’s an airport and people need holiday cash .... lol
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
Good point Mlka. You’re the brains of this operation.
@weareungirls
@weareungirls 4 жыл бұрын
Did you grow your hair and wear a striped t-shirt specifically for going to france?
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
The t-shirt was specially chosen, yes!
@MrDazzlerdarren
@MrDazzlerdarren 4 жыл бұрын
Why didn't you eat the baguette walking around the Cathedral?
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
NOW YOU COME UP WITH THE GOOD IDEAS. Where were you in Bordeaux?
@alexlowe4100
@alexlowe4100 3 жыл бұрын
“Lump tea 🫖 get those balls down your throat.” Advertising’s loss is KZfaqs gain.
@UsernamesForDummies
@UsernamesForDummies 4 жыл бұрын
Bordeaux is not a town, it’s a city. 5th largest in France, actually. It just occurred to me, that we might have a different town/city measurement, me not being from Britain. It does actually only have 250’000 inhabitants but a cathedral (two important things). I want to know your decision, now that I have given you some more, very vital information. Btw, I love the fact that you show the bog on wheels but completely ignore the cool garage doors. That’s the kind of city vlogs I love. Showing all the ugly s**t and ignoring the interesting bits. Revolutionary.
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
Ha ha. Great knowledge. Yeah, in Britain the traditional measurement was having a cathedral. It's such a lovely *town* isn't it?
@FitwithfrankUk
@FitwithfrankUk 5 жыл бұрын
grande plaisanterie 👍🏻
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 5 жыл бұрын
Merci beaucoup François.
@TOMMII0108
@TOMMII0108 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else thing Robbie reminds them of a slightly slier Joe Wilkinson??
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
I do!
@chooselife3000
@chooselife3000 4 жыл бұрын
(I guess) the Japanese and Sushi restaurants are intentionally targeted at the tourist marketplace, not trad. Bordeaux.
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you might be right. But they were in non-touristy neighbourhoods too.
@josephwilliams9979
@josephwilliams9979 3 жыл бұрын
Robbie looks very French in this video
@jaideath9785
@jaideath9785 4 жыл бұрын
well its not even tea is it, its drink.................tea is a drink lol
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
Ha ha. Good point.
@maisiej9652
@maisiej9652 4 жыл бұрын
Robbie, I’ve been obsessed with your videos lately but I’m 4 minutes into this video and you’ve just said you don’t like cheese so I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt but could you please retract this statement as I don’t want it to hinder my viewing experience, thanks! (I would recommend some melted Camembert or some grilled halloumi - if it’s cheddar you don’t like then that’s totally fair play)
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
I like melted cheese - had a ham and cheese toastie earlier. But I couldn’t eat a cheeseboard first example. I’m sorry. Can we work through this Maisie?
@maisiej9652
@maisiej9652 4 жыл бұрын
Robbie Knox That’s totally fair enough then Robbie, I assumed you were writing fermented dairy off the list altogether, which I did find odd as in your Q&A you mentioned toying with fermented food items (which I’m looking forward to!). So I apologise. I’m glad we could sort that issue as I didn’t want to be worrying about it over the weekend, thanks!
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
Maisie Jeanes phew. Yeah, I’ll happily enjoy Kefir or fermented yoghurt. Glad we worked through this.
@ImTheDudeMan471
@ImTheDudeMan471 3 жыл бұрын
Bordeaux. Very French. Lots of old buildings. It's like the French have a different word for everything so, ...
@millygauld5602
@millygauld5602 2 жыл бұрын
noticed the clickbait in title... sad to see lack of potato inthe baguette eating location.
@haydngwilliam1311
@haydngwilliam1311 5 жыл бұрын
Grow up Daniel 😂😂😂😂😂
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
He needs to take a long hard look at himself. Notice I just discovered a bit on KZfaq that tells me about comments I haven't seen, hence the really late reply.
@haydngwilliam1311
@haydngwilliam1311 4 жыл бұрын
Robbie Knox agreed👍 yes it’s quite helpful 😂
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
Haydn Gwilliam See, look how quickly I replied now!
@ianmooresguard1721
@ianmooresguard1721 4 жыл бұрын
Omg the old lady staring at you is so annoying
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
Ha ha. Funny isn’t it?
@weirface1
@weirface1 4 жыл бұрын
Ladssss on tour. Now lets get down to business. Enough of this visiting “nice” places within Europe which have exotic things such as baguettes, pig anus pancakes, wine and portaloos. If you want real culture, you and Tubes should visit Belfast, a capital city which as of 31st Oct (highly unlikely but sure that’s the deadline) will loosen the shackles of Europe and bendy bananas and be free to prosper in the post Brexit world that king Boris is creating for us... Well actually you should come before the total fuckstorm hits and enjoy some cans of “local” Harp beer and a Belfast bap or 2. Counting on you. Best, Iain.
@RobbieKnox
@RobbieKnox 4 жыл бұрын
I've never been to Belfast )other than the airport) but would love to.