Ah yeah, T90 was worried about something ridiculous like "Deformed Buffalo Nothing". Thank god we have something logical and fair like a map where villagers turning into goats is a key part of the strategy.

Boy: Dad, what happened to mom? Father: You see, after she gave birth to you; she became a goat. After a while, the neighbors killed the goat and cooked it for all of us to eat. Then the discarded remains of that goat turned turned into a tree. Boy: What? Father: *This house is your mom*

human resources

Lol these maps just never end. Next it will be monk nothing where the wololos afterwards will forever haunt your dreams.

Did anyone else notice Purple stealing one of Green's relics when the former helped the latter to kill his kings to turn them into relics? You can see his monk sneaking over at 20:33 and I think this is the reason Green says 'you bastard' at 22:10. The evidence of the crime can be seen at 23:41 as he has one relic but all five kings still alive.

Nothing maps have gotten out of control

This is what hell looks like

The pilgrims villagers and native villagers are all getting together to celebrate thanksgiving. There weren’t enough boars to go around so this happened.

Thank you Map creators for Cannibalism Nothing/The Circle of Life Nothing.

OVERPOPULATION NOTHING!

"My villagers could not turn into buffalos, no wondereth thou were victorious!"

I want a T90 and Spirit of the Law collab 🙂 both of you have such nice voices I feel like I can listen to you and fall asleep 😌😴

Hey t90, just wanted to say thank you for your time and casting this. Lately I've had a rough patch with the weather coming in and the consistency of posting has really managed to be a highlight of my day this week. So thanks

One of the most interesting nothing maps lol. Gives me an idea of "wololo nothing" where all units created (except vils and monks) spawn for someone else, either random em or ally. Or you start of with monks and you have to convert Galic vils and units that gradually spawn in some mechanic.

Another map idea: black plague, everyone's %x population die randomly. Map is full of resources. No units=lose, buildings doesnt matter. The hidden part: X increases over time. It turn in to survival game after 1 hours. Ends in 1:20 with insane die rate. Player wont know this so this game will be funny at the end. :)

I think we reached peak of stupidity xD I mean think about it, a giant pile of land full with people of different origins, when they kill each other, they turn into frickin goats or water buffalos, and then into trees....the hell? :'D

A couple nothing map suggestions for those who are looking for ideas: - King Nothing. Start with 10-20ish kings, a TC, a monk, a monastery, and a market. Killing/deleting kings gives you a relic. You, of course, lose if all your kings die. How many kings do you delete to start? - Blowygirl nothing. Start with a TC and a couple of those villagers that can turn into a demo ship. Resources are very dense on this map so you can't make your way to anyone else immediately. When demo ships explode, the person that owns them gains all resources that blow up, as well as any resources from buildings that blow up. New blowygirls are much cheaper than they were in the original map.

1:00:19 then the wing hussars arrived

Idle villager key worn out after this game

So, at long last, we have reached the point where there's actually nothing on a map. I'm somewhat impressed. Actually, I'd love to play this.

the sheep at 33:15 is standing really still, its like it doesnt want to be turned into a relic 😁

I'm glad Teal and Purple fought at the end. They made this match so boring for awhile picking on the little guys.

I've been trying to improve at this game, but I don't think anything would prepare me for a game like this. This is map mental.

The villager>animal>tree cycle looks like the Pequeninos from the Ender's Game sequels. In those books, there are sentient aliens named Pequeninos that become sentient trees when they die.

Custom AI for this map would be sick to watch!

1:07:32 Fatslob beating Viper wasn't an upset at all, though.

@T90Official I like this idea. I think it should be taken further. *Everything* should turn into a resource. Like buildings should turn to stone piles, trade carts turn into gold piles, and military units turn straight into trees after the corpse has decayed. Boats could turn into fish if you have a lake.

Should try a map where each player starts with a monk and has to convert as many neutral villagers as they can to start off

Is there a way for you to link maps in the description for those wanting to play them, just so we can get them easily etc. would be nice to play some of them :)

almost fell of my chair when he said "it is 2018 man" 18:37

I like when i wake up and ask myself "who's content is going to put a smile on my face on this sunny day"? And then i find that T90 has cast a new nothing map. Perfect

*Reads Title* Oh noooooo

How about a T90 nothing map so we can have T90s commentating on live T90s playing? 🤔🤔🤔

Ever thankful to the map creators

'He doesn't care that he just received wood?' That's so funny LOL.

3:00 "... and then when that piece of food ... dies ..." xD oh commentary at it's finest ... I love it. :) also thanks to the creator, it looks awesome

4:52 one of the best moments in community games history

The legend of honny always yellow and managing to survive with almost nothing... XD

"CIRCLE OF LIFE NOTHING" by stinkybatwings, genius name for the map.

This map is my favorite of the nothing series.

1:22:50 *Teleports behind you* "Nothing personal, Kid"

What have you guys done?! You have taken this too far! Now take it even further!

@1:30 1st thing i'd do is build a TC and fill it with vills next to someone's kings who look afk xD

If someone reading out there thinks its possible and is interested... Snipe Nothing: the first unit of any kind made (except villagers) has a flag on it, and if killed kills all of that kind of unit that player owns, and disables their ability to make more of that kind.

everyone that get to castle can be self sufficient, use onager to kill its own villagers, turn them into wood, chop it, and then turn into farm. 1 villager becomes one tree = 100 wood =1.6 farm, that 700 food, turns into 14 villagers.... kill 4 kings, get gold. conquer neighbor and then takeover their market.

The map was super interesting, but it was really apparent that eco outside of trade was really tough for the players. The way the game played out ended up a bit boring all in all because the purp teal alliance was way too strong and their trade route too good and protected. As soon as they officially teamed and started trading, it was pretty apparent how the game was gonna end. Otherwise, it was a fun game and I appreciated the sneak castles at the end from purple.

it will be more interesting if purp and teal in the end create any army they want +upgrades and meet in center to figth wall to wall without reinforcement

This is basically the plot of 'Speaker for the Dead'.

how do I download the map?

"...who is getting his ass kicked by Deus Vult. He is playing as the Saracens. He is not, really, i just felt that that would be fitting" LOLOLOL

Is this the most sustainable AoE2 universe? It's the infinite cycle of life where there are gains both being alive (gathering resources) and dead (resources). I wouldn't mind to live and die in this twisted cannibalistic world.

I seriously need this map. Is there any way to get it?

You can use villagers stacked in a row to make natural walls from trees

"I believe when villagers die, their dead bodies turn into goats!" Just like in Afghanistan

I wonder if someone can mod the cobra car to look like dragons and have them become a third party wild beast in the middle of the map and dont let anyone know about it in the community game and get surprise by it.

Nobody Puts Market in a Corner

56:56 actually, Mamelukes have a terrible range of 3 and they arent really that tough so if surrounded by PirateJuices light cav. And Boyars he could lose them all, but the problem here is that light blue's knights demolish the light cav. 1:00:26 🤣 LMAO, EXACTLY WHAT I SAID!!! Purple got smashed.

An idea for a match is it's a normal FFA Random Maps match but all 8 players are stream sniping, listening/watching it.

1:42 " _In the purple we have V for Kickass and he's currently getting his ass kicked_ " ... *a few moments later* ... 1:24:23 " _V for Kickass gets the win_ "

Dude, you could make a wall out of trees by deleting vills, then killing them as animals. Only an onager could counter that.

ty map makers for making bizarre goodness and ty t90 for being cool

Mayans would get 15% more wood out of their trees. That would be really strong I think.

if you build market against a wall they can snipe king and defend market and crush with knights :D

Hahaha "...each other...that's how words work!" xD

7:45 dad...is that you?

okay I'm probably the hundredth one to say this or something, but huge thank you and huge shout out to all you people creating these amazing maps. So much genius goes into these and we really do appreciate it! Without an hour and a half of ridiculous game we would have little choice aside from real life. While the graphics in real life are pretty good, the story lines are often rather lame. So again, thank you!

That was really unique and looked like a lot of fun!

This map should really be called Recycling Everything 😁

This is one of those legendary maps where you need to keep playing it until there's a meta.

1:00:14 WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE *WINGED HUSSARS INTENSIFIES*

wow, I am happy that purple got this:) I somehow think blue manages his army better.

This was fun. Thanks map creators!

7:19 I've seen weirder vore fantasies. Heck, I HAVE weirder vore fantasies.

if when the villagers die they made bores then make trees it would be exactly like the speaker for the dead.

Just when i thought id seen all the nothing maps

The portughese would also be great on this "nothing" map.

You know what this reminds me of? That movie Troll 2. Come on I know I cant be the only one...

T90 is the most charismatic guy ive ever seen on the internet

T90's commentary was on point for this video. I was honestly laughing a few times which is not something I expected from an AoE2 video.

Ttanks logic is flawless. bitches give me wood, and dudes get me food.

Hearing Tristan pronounce Deus Vult wrong really makes me wanna crusade on Florida.

Map idea: builder regicide + deathmatch. You have only 1 villager and infinite resource(replenishes constantly). But if vill die, you lose.

Thank you Map creators!

Should have been goats turn into gold and water buffalo turn into stone and gold and stone turn into trees. Just to make the getting of wood more of a nuisance.

honestly i think farms is a waste of wood in this map. it'd be better imo to keep killing vills around the TC for food and keep the wood for units. it will give you an edge over other player that go for farms, at least in feudal and early castle. late game farms would be better with the larger amounts of wood income and to stop microing the economy as much for better army control

Imagine if someone had picked Celts; kill or lose a villager and immediately secure the herdable.

dude thanks guys for making the maps...keep it up they are sooo fun

@T90Official - "Deus vult" (Latin) = "God wills it", First Crusade war cry pronounced day-oos vuhl-t

Thanks map creator(s)!

I don't see why no one made tree walls? That would have completely thwarted those paladins.

Celts would be op here, you can just snatch the herdables!

Villager Nothing with Spanish Supremacy would be amazing

strange that they're not all much more agressive from the beginning. I would literally try to massively attack my neighbours with groups of 5 vs 1 villagers.

holy crap. i just heard the most amazing thing. go to 2:30 and play at 0.5 speed untill 3:08.

T90, could you provide a link with the map file? thanks

This is such a beautiful idea.

this some dystopian soylent green shit

If a villager dies on a farm, and the animal it becomes also dies, will there be a tree growing in a farm?

16:25 well actually food goes into getting food couldnt you mass produce vills with tcs and kill them

Next time on T90: Nothing Nothing!