*Last Words of one of the best pilots in American history* "How do I go up?"

I was at a Dairy Queen on a trip with family in rural Texas last summer. I went to go use the restroom and you know what someone wrote on the wall? *SMOKO FRODO* Town had a population of 2003 people. One of them is a Joel watcher.

"How do I go up?" -Dead Pilot

"Would you like to inject the anesthetic? ... The patient's dead, doctor." That's some powerful anesthetic.

Dr. Pepper, he's not bad at his job he's just misunderstood... that or he's been smoking some dank-ass pipewe

-Throw Pippin in Mount Doom You try to throw Pippin in Mount Doom but you can't. Pippin waits.

SMOKO FRODO

The best part is the upside-down cross was actually correct because the patient was also upside-down, making the cross forwards yeah he just looks like a big fan of jesus

I don't know what's worse, Sam killing Frodo for hogging the bong, or Pippin standing idly by and not caring.

lord of the bong: the fellowship of the weed

Life and Death actually looks really good for a DOS game

Friend 1 "Ugh, kill me." Friend 2 "Okay" Friend 1 "Wait, wha--" Friend 2 cleaves Friend 1's skull. Friend 3 waits.

This is why you don't hog the bong, brother.

"You try to throw 'you' at Pippin, but you can't" DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T DO. THIS IS DESTINY, DAMN IT!

I feel like you should avoid any doctor who refers to his surgical implements as "Murder Tools."

Pippin waits.

I prefer Joel's version of Lord of the Rings

And my mom walked in right when you started screaming satan and cutting a cross in the patient's forehead. GG.

It's sad when Billy Mayes chews you out for being a bad doctor.

I need a T-SHIRT with "SMOKO FRODO" on it.

I'm now imagining an alternate universe where Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin sit in the Shire smoking a bong. But who knows if that isn't already the case, Hobbits do eat a lot.

Eat Sam

SOMEBODY, any decent animator, PLEASE animate that Hobbit game. At least the events of his stream.

>HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH PIPPIN

What if Dr. Pepper... is Sam?!

Do you want to administer anesthetic doctor? "Yeah sure, why not." "Is this anesthetic?" (Patient suddenly dies.)

Wrong tagline. It's actually: Dr. Pepper: He Needs an Operation!

"You try to eat some of Sam, but you can't." I fucking lost it from there.

- Um, doctor, are you going to operate without gloves? - VIVA LA REVOLUTION! LIBERTAD O MUERTE!

Joel's Magical Adventure - Fresh out of medical school, Joel became a qualified doctor and surgeon under the alias "Pepper" and started to work for a local hospital. Unfortunately, Dr. Pepper was not a traditionalist, and the administration did not care for his new treatment methods which, although effective, were also incredibly risky and had a high chance of resulting in death. But hey, you got to crack some omelets to break a few eggs, right? Or something like that, whatever. Still, the uncaring administration did not see it this way, and he was transferred to another hospital. Dr. Pepper also became a satanist during this time, and decided to practice his religion while also practicing medicine. This did not go well with the new administration, to say the least. After carving up many patient's faces in the name of his lord and savior, Dr. Pepper had his medical license revoked and was thrown into the military as a fighter pilot. Clearly there was some sort of mix-up as satanic doctors should not fly planes, a lesson the military soon learned as Flying Officer Joel Pepper caused immeasurable amounts of property damage and loss of life after crashing his plane in the middle of the desert. Ex-Dr. Pepper would not survive this day either, as the crash also claimed his own life. But hey he got a soldier's burial out of the deal so that was pretty sweet. Joel was then reborn was a cannibalistic Hobbit named Frodo Baggins, After trying to murder his best friend, Sam Gamgee, Sam was more than happy to aid in his friend's suicide. Reborn once more, he became Sam Gamgee and relived that day from his perspective. He saw the parts that Frodo, in his drug-induced state, did not. Namely the parts where Frodo hogged the damn bong. So Sam killed him and took the One Ring, and then wandered around Middle-Earth high as balls until he ran into the Naz'gul, where he threw his pipe at them and was subsequently murdered, allowing Sauron to claim his power and usher forth a new era of darkness. And so ends the tale of Joel Pepper.

I did not know I needed Joel's cover of the danger zone in my life, but goddamn. I need 10x more of it.

> throw dr pepper at pippin > pippin waits

Oh my gosh I need a clip of "I'm not drunk I'm a good doctor, here I go!" Followed with the screaming.

For shits and giggles.... 5000 Nukes vs Norway - THE REALITY (see end of video/outro for the nukes) 5000 nuclear missiles 100kt US cruise missile Radius - 1,480 ft 1,480 times 5000 (number of missiles joel launched) 7,400,000 (7 million 400 thousand) put that number in a radius calculator (EDIT: Radius calculator start point is Oslo, Norway, or Norway's capital city by the way) HOLY SHIT JOEL BLOWN UP THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD EVERY INCH Bad Idea? yeah i'm starting to think it really was watching from space

If only I was able to catch any of his streams...

Joel, your video played at my 6th grade literature class for 4 minutes before the teacher came back into the room from the bathroom. 6 years later and my current teacher in college is playing your videos for fun. Sick crosses!

Please God tell me that someone animated the Lord of the Rings part

I just about died at 2:38 "'Are you sure you're a doctor?' How fucking dare you!" (cut to dead patient)

List of murder tools according to Joel: - gun - biotics - brain extractor - brain fluid injector - big boss patch

When the hospital you're at has the machine that goes "ping" you know you're in good hands.

Did they all press F to pay the respects to you, Joel?

Oh my god, that "midi zone" theme I actually heard before in a livestream with blue cats.

2:53 for a moment i thought that the cursor was actually an arrow saying "this side up"

4:58 Holy shit, that's where I live! I'm just a handful of miles away from the actual field.

4:55 He hears Death Metal, we hear Funky town

"Literally anything is better than death." - My FirstAid teacher, 2018

3:25 - I like the way you say "SATAN"

Exactly how i remember lord of the rings

Y o u t r y t o e a t f r o d o b u t y o u c a n t

I am in distress as I have learned recently that Uncle Jobel is only 6 days older than I am. It makes me now unsure if I am allowed to call him my uncle anymore

Has anyone noticed that Surgeon Sim for DOS is made by The Software Toolworks, the same people who made Star Wars Chess?

Lord Of The Bong 1: The Fellowship Of The Bong by J.W.W Pipewe Lord Of The Bong 2: The Two Pipes by J.W.W Pipewe Lord Of The Bong 3: Return Of The Bong by J.W.W Pipewe. The Bong: Desolation of SMOKO FRODO by J.W.W Pipewe Wow. Best ever.

Light Pipe Smoke Pipe Give Pipe to Frodo Take Pipe From Frodo (*You try to take the Old Pipe but Frodo has it) Kill Frodo Take Pipe Smoke Pipe

8:56 “Smoko Frodo” gets me every time.

3:45 Joel is actually HowToBasic

To understand surgery you must understand flesh... (instantly starts carving the antichrist's cross on the patients forehead) XD this channel is killing me

But Joel. Your Pentagram had its Cardinal Point up.

*Famous Last Words* "Are you sure you're a doctor?"

Things that always put me in a better mood: 1. Joel's laugh

5:37 the floating image killed me.

Dr Pepper waits

Patient: Hey nurse. Nurse: Yes? Patient: Who is gonna be my doctor? Nurse: Well his name is Dr. dr pepper is back. Patient: ... Nurse: ... Dr. dr pepper is back: IM BACK BITCHES!

Watching joel destroy a patient's face to hammer smashed face is everything

"You throw the pipe at Pippin" "Pippin waits" I'm dying

2:00 Look at those fucking Jar Jar Binks scissors

"welcome dr. dr. pepper is back."

5:31 that game predicted coffin dance

3:08 Dr. dr pepper is back

6:18 Joel: [enters a command to kill his player character] The game: [kills his player character] Joel: What the Fuck!?

happy happy joy joy! ~ Ren and Stimpy

2:23 Operating on Sr. Pelo

Prepare for "Like this if you're watching this in 2015" comments.

In the nuking of Norway, Joel killed (AT LEAST) 343,900,000 people Norways population in 1993 was 4.312 million

4:40 I hear cannibal corpse.

1:38 Papa Jobel confuses Atropine for Antibiotics and fucking kills the patient (colorized, 19whatever)

"Throw Frodo at Pippin"

Holy shit this is 6 years old, I remember watching this when it was first uploaded one day after New Years in 2015. It's now finally almost 10 years old! Time flies real fast..

Easily my favorite video from joel probably ever. It was my introduction to his content even :D

2:08 - They called me a blasphemer! *But they were wrong.*

highway to the donger zone

Were you auditioning for the next slasher film?

You tried to put in Frodo the pipewe but you can't

4:31 too bad there wasnt a hammer to. That could have made your use of Hammer Smahsed Face 10000000 time better.

Bro just imagine getting a new student in some surgery school and you walk into the room where they do surgery on real people and you just see the new student named Dr pepper slashing up the person face into ribbons

3:47 Joel is fucking operating on HIMSELF! LOOK AT THAT SHIT!

Smoke pipeweed erryday.

Why Joel? Why would you get Sam to kill me? I thought he was my friend...

I want the lord of the rings game

3:09 Dr. Dr.

This video was 6 years ago? Holy shit time flies. Still funny as hell haha.

6:03 I guess that makes him the...some of Sam killer?

Sam gets high and kills Frodo for hogging the bong while Pippin watches. That would be way better than the books or the movies.

"You can see frodo (who is dead)..."

RIDIN TO THE D A N G E R Z O N E 5:11

I heard cannibal corpse, joel knows me so well!

Joel once livestreamed more DOS games, incluiding a sequel of the LotR one. He even literally broke it (something about "Frodo Frodo it Sam"). Does anyone have a link to a video of that livestream?

Dr. Pepper is the best Surgeon who takes patients to a better place.

4:53 *"CUT IT"* (cannibal corpse starts playing)

joel joel's bizarre adventure

The kinda sad thing is a lot of people talk about how great and funny Joel is, but I don't think a lot of you take the time to say how much you appreciate the time and effort goes into his videos like this. Like that intro, even though it's a few seconds long is amazing! I couldn't dream of making something cool like that in Sony Vegas 12!