The japanese in the description reads "Joel is very sexy Swede has played a Mario ." Courtesy of google translate

立 => Standing 起立 => Standing straight 地 => Floor 步 => Walking 步行 => Still mean walking 跳 => Jump 跳躍 => Still mean jump 台 => Platform 柱 => Pillar 龜 => Turtle 甲 => Shield 宝 => Treasure 游泳 => Swimming 謎 => Mystery 岩 => Rock 土管 => Pipe 花 => Flower 茸 => Mushroom 橋 => Bridge I don't know why I am doing this but for those who cares, here you go p.s. The hat (止) means "stop"

"Is touhou like JoJo?" More than you would think, Joel, more than you would think

Joel tends to run into Touhou more than any other person I know.

"Two-hoo"

To do list: Go to Japan Piss off business men Get killed by the Yakuza

THERE'S TWO SPEEDS FAST AND WAY TOO FAST

34:23 Basically all the kanjis are what the object is, except for Mario, which shows kanjis for his actions. The ground is 地, which is literally ground. Koopas are 亀, which is turtle, and when they become shells, 甲, which is the first character for the word shell (甲羅). ? Blocks are 謎, which is mystery, and becomes 済, which means done. And so on. For Mario's sprites, 歩行 means walking, 跳躍 is jump, 起立 is standing, etc. Toad is 仲 (first character of 仲間), which is ally.

This ジョエルは非常にセクシーなスウェーデン人はマリオを果たしています。 translated to Joel is very sexy Swede has played a Mario .

"Is Touhou an anime?" "Is Touhou like Jojo?" Oh my lord.

I wish Joel cared about his chinese fans

The SMB autowalk thing seems to not allow you to move on your own because of the fact you start out touching the base of a flag. Which starts that bit of script towards the end of each level where mario is supposed to automatically move into the castle.

Is this one of your anime's, Joel? what did i tell you about watching those chinese cartoons?

59:58 Mario isn't made for these speeds. We're going 88 QPUs right now

TOUHOU FOR HARDCORE FRIDAY

Souka Souka, is "I see, I see"

Hatsune Miku in the thumbnail brought me here

I don't like how he says "touhou" *"TUHUOUU"*

take a shot everytime he dies on that miku level

Touhou is like the Undertale of Japan.

PLAY TOUHOU, JOEL

And, the real name of "Super Mario Bros Judgement World" is guiltymario. It's inspired by the ten commandments.

Fun fact: Anime is the same thing as cartoons.

Cirno is strongest toohoo

Japan has the best ministers. The minister of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology Hiroshi Hase is a former japanese Wrestler who worked for NJPW and AJPW. He is a 2 time IWGP junior heavyweight Champion and a 4 time IWGP tag team Champion. :D

I don't know much Weebish but i think Souka means something like "I see" as in (Explaining some bullshit) Oh i see(Souka)

anyone else notice that the music in the first game is from kirby's gourmet race?

If you want to hear Joel's moans during sex, please refer to 26:06 Plus, That Koizumi blessing move... Joel is a genius

I can't believe Cirno was Joel the whole time

When people say "too-hoo" I say "tee-hee" Also, about that, 18:10 and 20:33

"Hopefully in 14 years they updated it" actually it's 12 years Joel lol

"ooooh, baka, baka jol u donte pley tuhu?" That sounded like Bulk Bogan a little.

Please play Touhou uncle jorbel!! 06, 08, 11, 12 and 15 are good ones

12:00 first thing i thought: Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

I like Toohoo!

This reminds me of the time when Reimu killed that one guy

42:22 Aw he missed Toad's hat being the japanese flag

Anime taught me that 2 nukes wasn't enough.

"Joeal is a very sexy swedish plays Mario". Interesting.

Who heard Gourmet Race in the beginning?

wow joel great moves keep it up porud of you

RIP Joel He knew a little about his twohoos.

Is this the biggest mention of Touhou in Joel's stream?

24:55 HOLY SHIT THE CLENCH ON THIS RUN. Also, you going to Japan? OMG GO HAM. And also that Drunk Mario is probably the best game I've seen you play as of current. So erratic and ridiculous.

I think Touhou's about demons or something. It plays like a pretty standard breakout clone.

Out of all the (literally) countless Touhou characters you get offed by, you die to _Kisume._ *KI-SU-ME.* JOEL, *DO U EVEN!?*

Joel with rewind: Take it back now y'all

For the curious, the song used in the Mario Tower games is the piano part of "The Extreme" from Final Fantasy VIII

12:12 that's Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen throphy he was the number one

You play as John Touhou, space marine...

"is touhou related to jojooo?" uhhhhhhh *sakuya*

1:02:25 WACKY EFFECTS! OOOOH!

The music in the first one actually sounds good if you put it on x1.25 or x1.5.

Things that happen in Touhou, largely unrelated: Packing 3 extra sets of knives. A ghost stole spring. You disapprove. Masochistic Angels. KONO YUKARI DA The moon. Multiple times. You disapprove. America Fairy. Going to ruin the neighbors' day. Your neighbors the next mountain over. Breaking and Entering. That one time everyone got shitfaced and threw a party. You disapproved. The Crusades. Beating up Jesus because you don't have anyone else to be the final boss. Beating up Buddha because you don't have anyone else to be the final boss. The moon invades you this time. You disapprove. Disapproving of anything and everything by beating the shit out of anything you can find.

"See, this is what happens when you go to hell. You get good." -Joel 2016

29:30 joel says fuck you miku. are you serious?

51:57 Mario's got Sharingan eyes 😂

Touhou is about a bunch of cute anime girls shooting magic lasers at each other

"This ghost looks depressed" Has anyone seen a happy ghost yet?

ＴＵＵＨＵＵ

I think vinny and Joel are the only people I will ever stay and watch a entire live stream

I think the star in the ghost one was supposed to be the holy grail.

joel plz those automatic Marios have been a thing for way way way longer than Mario Maker, even outside of Japan

20:20 god dammit Joel you made me laugh so hard I hurt my stomach I guess that's the racist Japanese voice. Jesus Christ I think someone should make a racist Japanese Joel. I will have vengeance! Nah I'm kidding

TOUHOU STREAM?! FUCK YEAAAAH

toohoo

7:29 I know what that means, it's "Mario-kun, you piece of shit, get out of here"

Um... The hacks Happylee made is NOT japanese, it's chinese.

2hu hijack lol

That fan art is so adorable at the beginning.

The first one 1-1 music is "Gourmet Race" from Kirby Super Star so yes.

Clownpiece

ＧＯＴＯＨＥＬＬ！

"Am I the protagonist of TooHoo?" I luv ya, Jorbel

Kana Kong? Just... Oh mah gawd. It. Is. Beautiful.

6:06 That is a(^o^) emoticon. Man, Japan is such a unique Internet. I wish I can live in Japan and start my Internet life over again there.

26:30 why does this music seem so familiar?

"What anime is this?" Oh Joel, if only you knew the sweet irony in that.

"cyka blyat" and "cheeki breeki"(in some old stream) makes me want to watch joel

Lol I remember when I went to Japan and my Grandmother had a Famicom that my cousins were playing instead of the N64 for some reason and they were like come play this and it was the real SMB2 and considering I played the international version of SMB2 (Doki Doki Panic) I was like tf and the only thing i remember about that game was that fucking poison mushroom still to this day refuse to play it and i still get shit from my cousins about that day but the day wasnt that bad coz we went from that to SM64 and all was good

2hu is gud :D

the only thing I've ever known about Touhou is that there was a thing called "Touhou Mother" that was basicaly some kid's weird earthbound fanfic... the game

1:18 non-japanese kaiju movies in a nutshell

The First game is Super Ringo World

Joel, as an American myself, I must agree with your comment at 0:59. America could and should be a lot better than it is now.

51:27 Rest In Penis Mario 1650-2016 "He went too fast"

I really like the one with the Wonder Boy 3 music in the background. Wonder Boy 3 is one of the best games of all time and definitely the best Master System game.

mario 1337 was like "when you lag in any game"

"Is it Japanese or weird patterns? I can't tell" WHATS the Difference?!!?!?!?!?!??!?

Woah, super weird hearing old Joel saying shit like 'sperging the fuck out' at 22:40.

15:23 that is the fucking worst. You get that weird clench and you just wanna flail your legs around because you're frustrated to the point of near insanity. Of course they were making auto levels before Mario Maker. I remember playing a lot of Free Rider 2 on trackmill.com way back in the day and people had the most insane auto levels. They actually weren't hard to make either; just play for a bit, pause, then draw the next part of the track and hit play again. Then the whole thing would play out like that in one fluid motion.

My favorite part was the free Minecraft AD next to this video.

Took me forever to remember where I heard the music in Mario Tower. It's part of Ultimecia's theme from Final Fantasy 8. I was less excited when I remembered.

Oh my fucking shit, Joel is like the equivalent of Inter Joe right now.

37:30 Title says 「小泉総理の小泉改革」(the Koizumi reform by the prime minister Koizumi) Blocks say 日(sun) and 本(origin). That is to say, 日本(JAPAN) Copyright on the titlescreen says 2001, 自民小泉(Koizumi in the Liberty Democratic (Party) of Japan). And menu says 「聖域無き」(without sanctuaries) 「構造改革」(structural reform) Oh, and time gauge became 「国債」(goverment bonds) Well, it's a parody with a politician. I don't know whether it's to praise him or to blame...

WHATS A TOO-HOO? what a touhou

29:13 it says 「サムネはこの後！」Only this means 'Thumbnail later!' Maybe it means "I'll post the thumbnail later." or "Please post your thumbnail later." well... I dunno

The stage complete music on that Mario Judgement game actually sounded really cool in that key.

Rewinds = joel’s gold experience requiem

Every Mario game: Game over Judgement World: GO TO HELL!