[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows Longhorn Destruction ( Part 1 )

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Into the sandwich between XP and Vista.
Date streamed: 19 Jul , 2020
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@thejfkexp_1560 2 жыл бұрын

Joel: "longhorn... sounds like a steakhouse" Americans: Well i mean he's not wrong

@rubeusvombatus 2 жыл бұрын

Longhorn was literally named after a bar in Canada

@lsmite1778 2 жыл бұрын

There is one in san Antonio TX.

@TeruteruBozusama 2 жыл бұрын

There's a chain of steakhouses in Scandinavia called Texas Longhorn, I haven't seen them around for a while though so they might have gone out of business in Norway. Which is a shame as their food was good. Even my vegetarian friend liked their sidedishes enough to order a full plate for a fulfilling meal.

@labrys031-chan 2 жыл бұрын

i work at one :-/ it’s honestly not a bad job if you can get past the constant country music blaring over the speakers

@JetSetDman 2 жыл бұрын

You can’t fake steak.

@OneyButtwillies 2 жыл бұрын

I love that catbounce is basically jingling car keys to Joel

@axonaxonaxon 2 жыл бұрын

For me too. I'm so glad he showed us this

@Mitzi-chan224 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@miserychickadee 2 жыл бұрын

Longhorn _is_ a steakhouse, Joel.

@hexagonist23 2 жыл бұрын

Joel is the kind of person to upload a livestream to KZfaq 1.5 years after it got streamed.

@HelloKittySGTC 2 жыл бұрын

You should see the fan channels or regular channel for varg that doesn't include the fullsauce, they do the same exact thing, up to 4 years ago.

@kalyrusdragon 2 жыл бұрын

ok and

@Pinnaporaptor 2 жыл бұрын

@@kalyrusdragon What does this mean? English isn't my first language

@itscorvid358 2 жыл бұрын

@@Pinnaporaptor the correct formatting of it would be "Ok, and?" it's a phrase that implies that there's nothing wrong with what a person is trying to say there's something wrong with, and that the person is waiting for them to say something that's wrong (hence the "And?")

@asrieldreemurr8059 2 жыл бұрын

@@itscorvid358 yeah, and being rude

@xNeo64 2 жыл бұрын

24:00 "Its weird that youtube keeps this stuff up" And now they are protecting the scammers by removing the dislike button so we cant instantly tell what is legit or not

@michael120. 2 жыл бұрын

@skippy62able v it was a pretty easy way to tell if you should watch the video before you even press play, otherwise you waste your time on a scam video. not that they wouldnt know otherwise.

@zombafier115 2 жыл бұрын

Longhorn sounds like it runs off propane and propane accessories

@AlyCatVR 2 жыл бұрын

It also sounds like it's based in Arlington, TX

@GhostLink92 2 жыл бұрын

"My dad says Vista is a bastard OS."

@ebnertra0004 2 жыл бұрын

One of the background image options is probably downtown Arlen

@Caldella 2 жыл бұрын

For the "Bioshield" - they make products with a mylar holographic print somewhere on them (literally the same material as normal holographic stickers) and claim they were made with a certain "frequency" "pressed" into the sticker like a tuning fork, which shields you from whatever frequency you don't want. So basically they're selling a normal USB stick with a 5 cent sticker on them for hundreds of dollars. Companies made bank years back off balance bracelets that claimed their frequencies would improve coordination and even used faking techniques to make it appear it worked if you tried it in person with them.

@Houndoom97akabranflakes 2 жыл бұрын

Oh my God it's literally like Gwyneth Paltrow's stickers

@Caldella 2 жыл бұрын

@@Houndoom97akabranflakes Yeah her stickers use the same hokey pseudo-science junk.

@bigshrimp6458 2 жыл бұрын

Yea but honestly who cares it’s just getting sold to wealthy crazy people

@mad2fan2018 Жыл бұрын

The USB drives themselves have a very small capacity of 128MB.

@dongatello6969 Жыл бұрын

The balance bracelet is what gave a Disney executive the idea for the Xpass bracelet

@senoka4638 2 жыл бұрын

I bought the Bluray underwear combo from The Room website. He did a personalized autograph on the bluray box and the underwear sizing chart. I never asked for it. It came in on my birthday and was the best birthday ever.

@magusperde365 2 жыл бұрын

Did he wear them?

@EuroRhodes 2 жыл бұрын

@@magusperde365 Asking the real questions here.

@exist4046 Жыл бұрын

That's actually pretty wholesome

@austinsheetz9002 2 жыл бұрын

I love his reaction to the price of the 5GBioShield. 700-fuckin-DOLLARS!?!

@canislupid2466 2 жыл бұрын

That and it's not even dollars, it's pound sterling £

@noobgod6 2 жыл бұрын

@@canislupid2466 💷

@mitsvanmitsvanio6106 2 жыл бұрын

It is also the price for the 3 5GBioShields bundle, the price for just one is 283£.

@danem2215 2 жыл бұрын

What a steal. Literally

@mikeoxlong1395 2 жыл бұрын

@@danem2215 Technically, it isn't. You pay money and you get the product. Now that the product is nearly useless and doesn't do what it's told... The term "scam" would be more applicable.

@danem2215 2 жыл бұрын

From what I recall, George RR Martin still uses WordStar on DOS. The fact that he has a website and not some ASCII terminal BBS bullshit is astonishing.

@WDWatameVirus 2 жыл бұрын

Yoooo 2020 stream in almost 2022 let's gooo Thank you Jobel, loved this stream when it happened for Charity ❤

@TallTapper 2 жыл бұрын

omg its virbus themselves big fan

@RoastedMarshmelon 2 жыл бұрын

In my past life, in 2020, I watched it as a dog. This feels different.

@WDWatameVirus 2 жыл бұрын

@teebles Hello Teebles

@WDWatameVirus 2 жыл бұрын

@[•Fɾιʂƙ!•] Jobel :)

@conlia 2 жыл бұрын

@『레𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘬레 』『FRISK AND FRIENDS』 you must be new around here

@user-lt2rw5nr9s 2 жыл бұрын

Anyone thought this was a new Windows Destruction at first?

@blazzzeboy 2 жыл бұрын

its new to me :)

@ShakedownDreams 2 жыл бұрын

It's pretty new to me

@user-lt2rw5nr9s 2 жыл бұрын

Fair enough, I saw someone posted the VOD of Longhorn and I watched it there. I haven't been paying to much attention, but I thought a Windows 11 destruction was coming up at some point.

@AlyCatVR 2 жыл бұрын

@@user-lt2rw5nr9s Windows 11 seems capable enough to destroy itself based on what I've been hearing

@bigshrimp6458 2 жыл бұрын

@@user-lt2rw5nr9s wow time fking flies feels like yesterday he did a windows 10 destruction

@jokya 2 жыл бұрын

Happy to see the shields from Sonic The Hedgehog now in USB form.

@ZeroUnhope Жыл бұрын

Or shields from Black & White

@dillyndvd 2 жыл бұрын

George’s 2012 website was stuck in the 90s. It’s 2021 website is stuck in the 2000s. 2030 will finally see a modern take on his website, that is if website standards don’t change until then!

@sock8278 2 жыл бұрын

if the standard changed from the 2000s to now, then it'll definitely be different by 2030. every 10 years or so it seems

@lucy4666 2 жыл бұрын

@@sock8278 the internet will live inside your head by that point who knows

@OneRightClick 2 жыл бұрын

5 minutes he opens Firefox and it’s already off the rails lol

@justdexMUSIC 2 жыл бұрын

I've just noticed how much Joel says "uhh" or "umm" and I can't unhear it

@pogsothoth 2 жыл бұрын

You didn't have to fucking do that to my brain

@Falkuzrules 2 жыл бұрын

That's the sound of a Jobel Brain working extra hard. That's why you hear it 90% of the time in his streams!

@Aresydatch 2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit how did i find you here

@ChaoticDarkness1 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve noticed he says “eh” and “ya know?” a lot after a lot of his sentences.

@Moralozki 2 жыл бұрын

its when you speak multiple languages and you use them to properly order your brain

@dragamation3266 2 жыл бұрын

23:08 "People think I'm american when i cant even speak" no Joel thats WHY people think you're american. we can barely speak. lol

@GamayObera 2 жыл бұрын

I remember the Meme House episode which was aired minutes after, it was the one where Rev got an haircut on a *chainsaw.* Man, I miss Meme House.

@NachtKaiser666 2 жыл бұрын

Meme House was pure gold! Even the worst episode was still funny as hell!

@killerbug05 2 жыл бұрын

a haircut

@strangedemonchild3911 2 жыл бұрын

The timing of the star wars music with the "I would appreciate it if you guys would hurry the fuck up" still makes me cackle

@scarlettNET 2 жыл бұрын

God I miss this kind of aesthetic with UIs. It was sleek and beautiful and almost metallic in a way. Nowadays we just have oversimplified boring gradients and flat colours and stuff :(

@hotdogstockimage 2 жыл бұрын

Can agree

@spootymaniacs 2 жыл бұрын

UI interface needs to have a design Renaissance, its so bland nowadays

@BlackLotusVisualArchive 2 жыл бұрын

I actually really hated this when it came out lol. I remember switching from XP to Vista and thinking "Holy shit, this is ugly". And a lot of PCs then were made with ugly flimsy brown plastic that just looked... nope. IMO Windows XP Silver was the height of Windows UI, but my personal favorite is Windows 2000

@belstar1128 2 жыл бұрын

Back then i hated it.

@scarlettNET 2 жыл бұрын

@@BlackLotusVisualArchive I grew up with Vista on a shitty bulky family laptop up until like 2014 when Windows 8 came out so I guess the Aero kind of design and similar stuff holds a special place in my heart idk

@anthonychung3384 2 жыл бұрын

10:58 No joke really. It is a legit site and it works. The name might sound a little off yet it works. A tech teacher long ago showed me and my class that this was a good one.

@DragonAres55 2 жыл бұрын

My family uses that since 2006, and it was pretty good… and yeah, logo is the same since then

@lucy4666 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I remember seeing people use it in the old spyware forum I used to visit in 2012. Knew it was legit.

@Shevlander 2 жыл бұрын

Oh shit, Joel remembered to upload to his KZfaq channel : D

@CloneHomie 2 жыл бұрын

Grew up watching this guy. And now he’s uploading a similar video to this day. Same as the old times, fills me with such nostalgia. Love you and your content Joel. Thanks for being you ❤️

@BigOlSmellyFlashlight 2 жыл бұрын

yeah me too. my earliest coherent memories are the xp destruction stream

@TheKilman102 2 жыл бұрын

His voice is so perfect and calming that i tend to fall asleep. x)

@vnuiee 2 жыл бұрын

same omg

@zizthefirst 2 жыл бұрын

I once fell asleep to the Russian bootlegs video and woke up to guy being inflated continuously

@lucy4666 2 жыл бұрын

How can you fall asleep to his voice? He keeps screaming every 5 minutes. Not complaining though because I've been enjoying his awesome screams since 2014

@zizthefirst 2 жыл бұрын

@@lucy4666 I don’t know but I had the same experience so it’s definitely possible

@carlwheezerofsouls3273 2 жыл бұрын

if this is only codename Longhorn, makes me wonder how many other experimental codename operating systems got dumped into the void, and even the ones that are being made, for all we know windows 10 and 11 were both some codename before in development.

@plazmasyt 2 жыл бұрын

I know there exists Windows versions codenamed Chicago, Whistler and Neptune, which are prototypes of 95, 98 and XP respectively if I recall correctly.

@TangoBunnie 2 жыл бұрын

I used to have Memphis. Memphis was a beta of 'Windows 97' before it got delayed and renamed to Windows 98.

@scarlettNET 2 жыл бұрын

@@TangoBunnie I love how they were going for American cities as codenames but as soon as they missed a date they dumped it went "fuck it let's name them after some random Canadian ski resorts lmao"

@TheJinxCast 2 жыл бұрын

8/10/11 are all samey.

@tentensquared 2 жыл бұрын

@@plazmasyt Actually, it would be Chicago, Memphis, Neptune, and Whistler. Whistler was the successor of Neptune, which was the codename of a scrapped OS before they decided to go to XP and wrap everything together.

@bruciekibbutz2947 2 жыл бұрын

Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, and Longhorn

@babumiek7232 2 жыл бұрын

The five great steakhouses of Hogwart

@ringer1324 2 жыл бұрын

Ah finally a amazing new stream from 2020 the current year

@MexicanSheepMan 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks to Joel I'm now obsessed with Tommy Wiseau's "SHAME ON YOU!" video

@killerbug05 2 жыл бұрын

I didn't even know longhorn existed let alone could be destroyed.

@emirvmendoza 2 жыл бұрын

You don't need to download anything to destroy Longhorn.

@shrugsmemes917 2 жыл бұрын

any upload from any channel? i sleep. windows destruction from uncle juncle? baby, consider me in a gala dress

@shrugsmemes917 2 жыл бұрын

also if and when i make a dedicated site for myself to muck around in i want it to look exactly like those shitty 90's sites like joel has shown, crossed with 2000's myspace maybe

@etherealcs280 2 жыл бұрын

* S E V E N H U N D R E D D O L L A R S*

@yosh9192 2 жыл бұрын

We eatin good tonight gamers

@yourlocalcashregister1123 2 жыл бұрын

“I can’t really do a southern accent” *does a perfect southern accent*

@Bestusername672 2 жыл бұрын

“protect from nukes” imagine a nuke gets launched and that one house with a bubble is just there💀

@furret7685 2 жыл бұрын

I remember being a part of that chaotic smiley face chat thing lol I think I talked too much though

@userfromspace8952 2 жыл бұрын

Legendary series is back!

@boydino6 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like the windows destruction series could be a good advertisement for linux

@lucy4666 2 жыл бұрын

If you want Linux ads come to my uni, there's like a secret cult that praises Linus Torvalds and shit like that and it's existed since forever

@AlyCatVR 2 жыл бұрын

Windows Destruction on a cold day while I'm under the weather; I appreciate this gift

@manintheline5331 2 жыл бұрын

I like how the destruction streams are the best at raising awareness in how you handle and what you download for your computer

@Lumiiify 2 жыл бұрын

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

@BossunEX 2 жыл бұрын

Its finally here, Pog!

@tastychunks 2 жыл бұрын

Joel being unable to type in a password is the most Joel thing ever

@Jake-mx2vt 2 жыл бұрын

YOOOOO 2020? Damn how was I not aware this happened?

@justjohn1461 2 жыл бұрын

"Aww Shit, Here we go Again."

@basic1410 2 жыл бұрын

Nice can’t wait for windows 11 destruction as that is the only thing I’m excited about the new os

@myasishchev 2 жыл бұрын

we absolutely need this

@fryguyy 2 жыл бұрын

windows destruction is one if my most favorite times of the year

@Polychi1998 2 жыл бұрын

IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING!!

@gigahertz5831 2 жыл бұрын

Man it's been awhile since I've seen one of these. Lets go

@themysteriousstranger9345 2 жыл бұрын

"700 fucking dollars!" No, actually that was £795, which is $1,053.30 US. Yep.

@Afterdark2082 2 жыл бұрын

Ive been waiting so long for another destruction.! Is this a dream?

@HabitualThinker 2 жыл бұрын

Is an old stream.

@lucy4666 2 жыл бұрын

Nah it's just another old stream

@vincentkenjiro4054 2 жыл бұрын

This is the best Christmas present

@chez_fries1015 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this early Christmas gift uncle jobel

@keizervanenerc5180 2 жыл бұрын

Here i am laughing at the 5g shield. But meanwhile we used to have this stone that should "protect against bad influences" that we had to literally throw out of the house because our WIFi wasn't working anymore while we had it.

@xenuvelo64 2 жыл бұрын

In that case it worked exactly as advertised

@fallthefox699 2 жыл бұрын

anti wifi stone

@yungdaziu7749 2 жыл бұрын

Finally another one

@chironthefloof2920 2 жыл бұрын

i wish the midi compilation was published to everyone

@RadeonVega64 6 ай бұрын

same

@Povilaz 2 жыл бұрын

It took a while but goddamn. It's finally here.

@gibsonbrown6878 2 жыл бұрын

TIL: Longhorn has locations in sweeden

@Y4K3D0 2 жыл бұрын

Dayum I thought Windows 98 was the last one ever, thanks again Joel for the laughs,Ay jest kent get enouf

@marcosluna7041 2 жыл бұрын

Los dueños de Avast y AVG son los mismos y confesaron que le vendían información de los usuarios de sus "antivirus" gratuitos" a los servicios de inteligencia (cómo la NSA y el Mossad) y a las agencias de publicidad.

@Makocat 2 жыл бұрын

Here we goo

@turntupmongoose 2 жыл бұрын

a three part destruction posted to youtube?? christmas came early this year

@ChaseMC215 2 жыл бұрын

The name sounds like a steakhouse???? It was named after a bar in Canada that's between Whistler and Blackcomb, Joel!

@TheRandomVile 2 жыл бұрын

cosmic radiation shield

@mrfredwilford 2 жыл бұрын

The bonzi website has been like that now for over 5 years. I remember checking it back in 2015 or 16

@estusflask982 2 жыл бұрын

"Jacques Bauer" lmao

@janlohndorf9665 2 жыл бұрын

The Part 1 in the title warms my stock png heart.

@Youtub3rh4x0r 2 жыл бұрын

Date streamed: 19 Jul , 2020 What else did I miss......

@KiwifruitDev 2 жыл бұрын

I now want a full version of that Happy Happy Christmas cover.

@TheLameNameJero 2 жыл бұрын

SAME IT BANGS HARD

@TheMrBoden 2 жыл бұрын

The King of Destruction is back in a mighty destruction frenzy.

@EmoPrincess241 2 жыл бұрын

My bf has an episode of F is for Family in the background while I'm watching this, and I just noticed the episode is called: "The Bleedin' in Sweden" Perfect.

@Sopaguayaba 2 жыл бұрын

2020 windows destruction!!??! I never knew!!

@andrejadolar8364 2 жыл бұрын

4:04, 6:28, 10:48, 14:35, 18:48, 22:00, _26:54__,_ 31:42

@Michael-1411 2 жыл бұрын

Christmas came 18 days early

@mweeee 2 жыл бұрын

I didn't even know, this stream happened last year

@nottheboc1498 2 жыл бұрын

wake up babe, another windows destruction dropped

@Swampert_Tube 2 жыл бұрын

I can't wait for windows 11 destruction

@SailorMoon126 2 жыл бұрын

Here before it becomes popular.

@propername4830 2 жыл бұрын

Not very long before

@fartmunch973 2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

@Meatyexplosions 2 жыл бұрын

awwww yesss

@b3ns 2 жыл бұрын

man this title brings me bacx

@ShakedownDreams 2 жыл бұрын

YOOO new Windows Destruction

@peestain3756 2 жыл бұрын

u got the southern accent perfect lmao as a resident of rural america i can testify to this

@sirrealism7300 2 жыл бұрын

Longhorn steakhouse is pretty good

@PencilSnek 2 жыл бұрын

templeOS destruction when

@laughingtroodon 2 жыл бұрын

Wowza it's here

@brandonhh4111 2 жыл бұрын

YES

@tallyghosts 2 жыл бұрын

Babe wake up vinesauce came out with a new windows destruction

@EQUAL2 2 жыл бұрын

YES YES YES YES YES wait 19 jul

@grottake 2 жыл бұрын

we need a bigclive video on the 5Gbioshield

@alfo2804 2 жыл бұрын

23:53 Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.

@JermaJoelStreamArchiveWithChat 2 жыл бұрын

哈囉，我叫做 Billy。喺我開始詢問之前，我想親自多謝你提供呢個進階嘅程式。舊年，我出咗個好驚人嘅電單車意外，個頭甩咗落嚟。嗰個唔係瘋狂嘅部份，唔係、唔係。瘋狂嘅部份係本地嘅暴徒跟蹤過我。我話俾你聽啊，江民先生，我有個嚴重嘅賭博成癮。有幾嚴重？由我話俾你聽啦。嗰日係 1969 年嘅夏天，我當時係個喺越南做嘢嘅年輕水兵。對唔住，哈哈。講笑啫。我從來冇經歷過任何戰爭，我唯一經歷過嘅戰爭就係呢個。嗰啲仆街嘅越南孫仔下載過有鬍鬚嘅紅人嘅遊戲同 J Peg。我唔同意呢啲行為但係我同意嘅係 KV Antivirus 2010 年版救咗我條命。本地嘅暴徒跟蹤過我，而我知道唯一逃走我自己命運嘅方法係去滑冰。講笑啫，係笑話嚟嘅。你知我老啦，而當你去到呢個年紀，自己嘅幽默感就會更加好笑。哈哈。反正，我頭先講緊啲咩呢？係喎，我有個問題，而個解決方案就係呢個程式。我想知道喺邊度可以掃描。唔該晒。

@kevinwong_2016 Жыл бұрын

🤣🙏

@kittyfangz5262 2 жыл бұрын

MAMA MIA HERE WE GO

@moonlightbrush9409 2 жыл бұрын

i remember having longhorn on a old lap top. goodish times

@thet00nedl00n Жыл бұрын

Longhorn wasn’t even publicly released as an OS, so there’s no way that they had it on laptops at the time.

@jonpatchmodular 2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe Nintendo have a go-to costumed mascot company

@RaynaHarleyTehPajamaSkele 2 жыл бұрын

oh my god my parents fell for superantispyware and it said like. every ad tracking cookie was a virus

@jdxawe 2 жыл бұрын

4:04 If you know, you know.

@IIKWINII 2 жыл бұрын

Having graduated at the top of my class from Yale School of Art, I'm appalled that Jobe questions my artistic merit. I will be contacting Dean Kuzma very soon..

@propername4830 2 жыл бұрын

Book of Jobel