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I love that's there's a place on the internet where you can watch a whole 35 year old man struggle with games made for four year olds. What a time to be alive!

“I’m a genius compared to 2nd graders” “2 - 1 = 3”

That Jumpstart 3rd Grade game had more cutscene time than Metal Gear Solid 4

Fun fact: the talking in 3rd grade was so infamously long that later copies were revised with shorter dialogue.

I never thought Id hear a grade school edutainment game described as "lore-dumping."

46:10 Vinny when he realizes a kids 3rd grade game has more intelligent content than some AAA games.

Polly literally looks like if Dexter and deedee were the same person

The Bone Vault, the burial grounds of the frog’s victims.

“Plz give me a whole tray of PEAS” “Thank you”

Original character: Dexter and Deedee combined into a single character.

25:58 HOW DOES AN EDUCATIONAL GAME SPELL THE WORD WEIRD WRONG? HOW'ST'VE?

"If my creator meant for me to fly he would have given me wings!" produces jetpack from back and flies away

Vinny’s slide whistle literally destroyed my car speakers.

I played Jumpstart 3rd Grade so much growing up, but I actively avoided the music room because I was afraid of the doorknob maestro thing.

Idk why but these baby games make me laugh, i just love those wacky voices and noises and the outdated animations

The nostalgia bomb that the jump start 3rd grade dropped on me... also did we all just have horrible 3rd grade teachers? Like a rite of passage?

I distinctly remember impressing my second grade teachers when I mistook a simple addition problem for subtraction, and got a negative. They weren't planning on teaching negatives for months, and I got one right there. The second grade Jumpstart also taught me multiplication when my school would've taught that in 3rd grade.

It's a shame Vinny couldn't get into 3rd grade because, as chat says, it probably is the best of them. But after literally 20 minutes of exposition with only a Simon Says minigame for entertainment, I don't blame him. I do not remember that 20 minutes of exposition.

Polly had more development than every character in twilight.

In this stream, Vinny's IQ degrades along with his sanity for our entertainment.

man i cant believe vinny decided to play mega man 12 and called it jump start 3rd grade on stream

Was that the fucking Red Baron in a kindergarten game? Ok.. just had to double check.

55:30 when the farting plane started i lost my mind, i am in tears

I actually had Mystery Mountain as a kid and I fucking loved it. It took me weeks to actually beat it though because it was so long. I went to an anime convention a couple months ago and went to the flea market there, and I was shocked to see someone selling toys of Botley so it's cool to see he made it out of the game too.

4th grade version will be perfect for October. It gets spooky.

The Bone Vault contains all the bones of all the children who never came home from school.

That bear in the baby game is going to be the final boss of the next Kirby game calling it.

I had all of these from Kindergarten to 5th grade as a kid, I played them so much, this is a treat lol. Now if only he'll play Backyard Baseball and this one incredibly specific Winnie the Pooh game I can never remember the name of

I find myself feeling an overwhelming sense of dread from having watched this entire video.

Surprised that 5th Grade wasn't included since that was probably the most "mature" of the jumpstart games. Also, yes, 2nd grade is bomb af.

The fact that he played JumpStart 2nd Grade and the only song he played was the crappy Cave song hurts me in my soul. Instead of one of the classics such as: Science, A Goat in My Room, Panama Parrot, and perhaps most importantly, It's a Noun. If ever this is revisited for any reason or anyone even reading this comment has any passing curiosity, you should give these songs a look. They're actually pretty neat, and will definitely stick with you.

The main room of the mountain in the 3rd grade game caught me off guard. It has a SUPER similar layout to the entrance of Darkness's treehouse in Pajama Sam: No Need to Hide When It's Dark Outside.

Wow, Jumpstart Kindergarten is surfacing some suppressed memories. I forgot all about this, but I must have played the hell out of it.

Man, I remember Jumpstart 3rd Grade... memories. Never got too far though because it kept crashing during the second wave of robots to save

1:05:40 I straight up begged at the screen and cried, but it was futile

From the thousands of Brainyot moments live on stream we frankly need to start from the beginning

I actually recommend the 3rd grade jumpstart game, mystery mountain was my favorite

The Jumpstart 2nd grade Frog's coked-out little dance every time he leaves the elevator, combined with his now pinprick eyes, really gets me

Jesus, that 3rd grade one unlocked some buried memories. I now vividly remember that this game is the entire reason I learned what the word "sleet" meant because it stumped me in one puzzle for hours lmao.

I definitely played that 3rd grade one because I remember bits of it, but what I don't remember is how my 9-year-old brain sat and listened to all that blithering for so long!? If they wanted to make a cartoon they should've just done that lol (which, still pretty impressive for a mid/late 90s CD rom game)

20:39 Bungie zombie from PvZ

Jumpstart Baby is so fucking funny because something like this might make sense today, on a tablet, but this game was intended for you to sit down a 2 or 3 year old at a desktop computer and have them manipulate a mouse and keyboard

that frog at the beginning has a very threatening energy, the class leaves, you stay behind, the teacher leaves, turning out the lights behiind her... *you stay behind* . seconds go by, it seems like forever... and then, he *enters* , scans the room to make sure no one else is around and says "psst... follow me, theres an adventure underfoot :)"

I miss Mystery Mountain. That game got me interested in Biology, Astronomy and History when I was a kid

Jumpstart 3rd grade is my absolute favorite as a kid. I still have very very fond memories of it.

I dunno maybe it's just me but a frog peeking out from behind a bookshelf, looking around in the sketchiest way possible, then saying "PSSST FOLLOW ME! THERE'S AN ADVENTURE UNDERFOOT!" to a (hypothetical) second grader is a bit "sussy" as the kids might say these days.

I hold a great nostalgia for the jumpstart pc games. Even if I was older than what they are recommended for, I'd still enjoy going back just to play around.

Aw, I was hoping he'd do 4th grade, get a taste of my childhood trauma.

The 3rd and 4th grade ones were really fun

jesus he needs to play world of jumpstart. the fuckin mmo. imagine

POV: you're running away from a horde of zombies and out of nowhere you hear this: 25:36

I remember playing jump-start 3 for like a month and only unlocking one robot, and there are 25.

19:51 why i say teaching kindergarten kids about the red baron and his brilliant exploits in the skies of ww1, is quite commendable. quite.

I have what you might call "secondhand nostalgia" for Jump Start 2nd Grade since my little sister played it all the time. Blows my mind just how much of this I remember.

damn guys... hes got Vinebrain. its terminal.. I'm glad we get to enjoy these precious moments with him on his streams. bless y'all.

I was literally just remembering the JumpStart games and then this shows up. Life is funny sometimes.

Vinny joining in with the band in JumpStart Baby with the slide whistle

Vinny's attention span shorter than a 3rd grader

holy shit. holy. this whole franchise was my childhood, i played jumpstart 3d world so much when i was younger.

"Two minus one, equals three-" - A Wise Italian, 14:59

Finally, he played jump start 3rd grade. I loved that game. Kinda wish i still had the CD

Jumpstart 3rd Grade is exactly as much like a crusty-looking Myst as I remember. Loved that game as a kid

I actually was getting into the plot of mystery Mountain I remember playing jumpstart for most of my elementary school days That and flash games from newgrounds and armor games

Oh my gosh! Jumpstart 2nd Grade brings back SOOO many memories when I played it back in 3rd Grade!

No Jumpstart Preschool, which I played

THERE'S a blast from the past... I had the 2nd grade one. Shame you missed the Adjective song or the dancing skeleton. There's some things you don't forget, even literal decades later.

If you can’t beat ‘em Splort ‘em.

This was the weirdest nostalgia trip, I played ALL of these when I was little

Hoping he goes back to 2nd grade and finds the verb, adjective, and noun songs. Those songs still get stuck in my head.

Jumpstart 3rd Grade and 4th Grade were genuinely great games. I remember them fondly.

Today is SEPTEMBER ELEVEN

I've got so much nostalgia for the 2nd grade one! We played that one so much in class. You gotta check out the Lil Howie's Fun House adventure games, they're also edutainment-ish games with some humor and Howie Mandel voices Lil Howie!

I actually still own the 3rd Grade version of the series. It works well just like it did as a kid, but it lags every now and then. lol

I'm actually amazed how good of an idea and design QU is. What the fuck. I'd genuinely use that. It needs to be added to unicode.

"Play The Monkey Song or I shit on the dishes" I lost it

JumpStart games are great and all, but what about the EDMARK games from earlier? Millie's Math House? The Thinkin Things Collection? Those are my early childhood.

I played 3rd grade so much as a kid. Need to get on and replay it.

Disappointed he didn't go back to the classroom to see the banger chalkboard songs

I got my typing skills by playing Jumpstart Typing. It apparently shares the same universe and characters from Jumpstart 3rd Grade.

God, I remember the 1st grade one. If you want another good Edutainment game that's weird, check out "Starflyers: Royal Jewel Rescue"

Oh man, Jumpstart... had both 2nd and 3rd grade. Second grade was good, but third grade was awesome (in my memories). Huge game with a ton of things to do.

I loved these games as a kid, watching this gave me lots of nostalgia, thanks Vin!

You simply MENTIONING Mr potato head unlocked some memories for me

Vinny's soundboard holds the future of the world, according to the robot

I remember playing the 4th grade version when I was a kid. It was *HARD* . Some of the puzzles required serious precision (like playing the organ/piano on your keyboard) and coordination that I just don't have.

That beginning brought back memories. I used to love Jumpstart, Cluefinders, and Reader rabbit games. Also laughing at how he struggles on the very first game, not realizing he needed a worm to pop bubbles with the fish

I had Jumpstart 3rd Grade! My brother played the heck out of the game where you had to control a robot. I still remember the monitor that shows up in a big metal ball that opens up.

25:35 how to startle pvz fans

Now I know who's to blame for me still misspelling weird. Thanks Jumpstart!

"Chat, it's not 9/11 any more, please stop"

Jump Start 1st Grade (2000) has my favorite theme song, would have been great to see Vinny play it for nostalgia’s sake. But, I loved 3rd Grade’s story a lot.

@ 32:08 Vinny programming for the future 9/11 attacks.

Vinny making a point how similar that one song was to a U2 song led me to the music video for Where the Streets Have No Names, and now I'll definitely be listening to the rest of The Joshua Tree lol. Had no idea that old U2 was that good.

It's very rare when I consider anything a shitshow. But I'll go ahead and say this edutainment episode was it.

Dude my school had us play jumpstart it was so nostalgic going through this stream vod

"2 - 1 = 3..." *realisation* "Snnnrt"

There was a spooky themed Jumpstart game I remember playing all the time that made a weird reference to the Pre K game. For the longest time it bugged me that I didn't get the in joke, now I do thanks Binyot.

If vinny really failed basic subtraction, I'm actually beginning to wonder if he's suffered brain damage.

"Phonics are stupid" Vinny, 2022