After all this time, James Rolfe can rest easy, Now that we know what Alfred and the Fettuc is.

It takes 52 to make a thing go right!

would you rather: play action 52 or have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in your ear

I just realized. Haunted Hill has bullshit deaths, a Halloween theme, you throw crosses, and your character has long hair and has an orange/brown sprite with giant tits. HAUNTED HILL IS A DEVIANTART VERSION OF CASTLEVANIA.

Action 52: Because there's no better way to kickstart your anthropomorphic cheetah hero franchise than to release it on a $200 game with 51 other shoddily made games, 2 of which can't even be played on a console.

Apparently Japanese people hear the "make your selection" at the beginning as "eikyuu shougakusei", meaning "eternally an elementary school student"

In the words of the Angry Video Game Nerd: With games that crash, Hideous jumping controls, Random characters, Microscopic sprites, A marathon of mediocre space shooters, Dying in mid-air, Problems with proportions, Misleading titles, Misleading power-ups, Embarrassing weapons, Seizure-inducing backgrounds, Lack of enemies, Games you can't win, Games you can't lose, Games that make no sense whatsoever, ***** graphics, ***** music, ***** menus, And a ****ton of other things! It should've been ILLEGAL for them to sell this rotten ****load of putrid **** for any price! I feel humiliated to live on the same planet as someone who designed an electronic abomination of this magnitude! Could they have tried making one good game? As opposed to 52 horrible games? Quality over quantity. That's our lesson here.

*insert joel voice here* TWO HOUNDRED DOLLARS???

"hey what about you guys?" "Oh yeah, were in it too. The cheetah men-" "Yes buts another story" Man, even the commercial knew that showing more/talking about the gameplay of the game would result in negative sales.

Fun Fact: The main character in Lollipops is actually called "Johnny Jawbreaker".

Can we all appreciate the glorious Manchester accent?

Wait what? Alfred in the fettuc actually exists? Wow. Never seen that before.

that little explosion at 3:50 had me dead

notAVGN.mp4

What happened? Where's the fucking game?

Now, it's time to corrupt this game.

You know what's more fun than action 52? 52 Card pickup. You know how to play that? (Tosses deck across room) *Pick up the cards!*

Time?

"You can even play it on Nintendo." Wait, that's a selling point? "Even on Nintendo"? Is it supposed to be played on another system all together?

"AVGN is gonna sue me" Fast forward a year later and Vinny now has been a guest on a James & Mike Mondays

holy shit that time tickers thing the hand had such smooth animation what the fuck.

I honestly love the Cheetahmen theme. It has many nice groove.

He's gonna take you back to the vine. To stream the shitty games that suck ass. He rather eat an ice cream, covered with ass and turd sprinkles. He rather milk a cat dry. And eat a buffalo's diharrea. He's the angriest streamer you've ever heard. He's the angry Italian nerd. He's the angry chicken nugget loving nerd. He's the angry VineNerd.

42 is the Meaning of Everything. If you add 10 to it, it becomes the Meaning of Agony.

"I wouldn't eat it here or there, I wouldn't eat it anywhere! I'd rather milk a cat" -Dr. Joel Seuss

Pink was actually used as camo in the desert.

Wanna see the largest gap between gameplay quality and musical quality in a NES game? Action 52's Cheetahmen BOOIIIIIIIZZZZ

1:13 "G-Force Fgt." Right.

"I am a food gnome and I'm killing enemies with a toothbrush"

Wow..What a deal! 52 action packed games! All bundled into one cart!? It was like every kids dream! More games! More games! YEAH! *throws calculator*

Maybe it could've been decent if they had another year to develop it.

Looks more like Stalin than Hussein

The character you play as in Meong is actually the Action 52 logo! (a red "A' with '52' underneath it)

Never go full British. Ever.

"There are people and they're small, so we know Sadam is not people" worded like a true hero.

Lights, camera, Action 52! *badumtish

4:03 Metal Gear Solid V: Phantom Pain (2015)

Credit where it's due, a lot of this music is actually pretty good.

1:30 I just realized the character in Meong is just a logo that says A52. You are literally playing as Action 52.

Adolescent Deviant Karate Cheetahs

alt title angry vinneo game nerd

Apparently the final boss of Manchester is Grillby from Undertale.

The editing in this is fucking perfect, Vin.

Why are the fingers in Time Warp Tickers so well-animated? The man-sized severed fingers, of all things.

6:19 Are those the Hell valley sky trees?

This video is AAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS!

Final boss of Manchester is Grillby.

A cheeta men 2 actually exists.

the idea of the Cheetahmen honestly isn't that bad. they deserve better than Action 52.

Now I gotta watch the AVGN episode now. Thanks Vinny.

The third cheetamen has a smile face on the back of his head

Cheetah men has dope soundtrack though...

When I think of Cheetahmen, I think of two things 1. Ignis, Prompto and Gladio from FF15 2. Edgar, Gau and Sabin from FF6

So glad this has a highlight! Thanks again @Viney!

Hearing that voice sample in the intro music in such a heavily bit-crushed form is pain I've heard it so much in assorted songs, it's like w h y you doin this to me old devs

3:06 Godzilla Saddam roar for some reason

Action 52 is a good game to play when you're high

7:03 Finally, he's here for you It's the last member of the cheetah crew This cheetah's so weak, it isn't funny Can make a man want back his money And throw his controller with relative ease Makes other games seem such a breeze He may not duck, he can't jump high But this cheetah's an utter disgrace... *H U H !*

Just another 52 examples how NOT to make game.

IT TAKES 52 TO MAKE A THING GO rIgHt 0:20

Vinny is getting really talented at editing.

I love how the title screen flashes glitched tiles. That's how you know it's gonna be good.

I am 100% serious when I say I want a full-on remake of Time Warp Tickers. ART. ART I TELLS YA.

love the fact that in order for you to have this -rom- LEGIT nintendo cartridge, someone had to pay 200 dollars and -rip the rom- give it to you

The description of the characters you give them is the best lines you make in this video

7:51 I like how you embraced your inner Asian when you said "Where are the platforms?!"

The final boss of Manchester is a man who's been set on fire. Sounds more like Birmingham to me.

the editing for this video is amazing. well done

really great editing, vinny should hire this guy

My props to Piergaming for a quality video.

This is my fav AVGN episode, love that you gave it a go Vinny

here in _DIE SCHWEIZ_ we have pink on our camouflage uniforms. They help hide in forested areas, especially in autumn.

Piergaming did some excellent editing, not gonna lie.

that claymation art you got for this was fucking amazing

I think vinny should use his breaking program thing (dunno the right name) to corrupt action 52...corrupception

Yes, but that's another story.

I KNEW I recognized the Cheetah Men level music. It's from Syobon Action, that cat mariolike game

He's gonna take you back to the past

"I thought it was a scrotum with feet." -Vinny 2016.

Pfffft, "a food gnome"! Vinny is king of comical one-liners.

It takes two to make a thing go right. It takes 52 to make a thing go wrong.

The best lines you make in this video is when you try to explain the characters you play as

WHO'S GONNA DODGE THAT

5:36 Cool ! 52 games in one and you can even play it on NINTENDOH !

I like Pier editing style. keep it up.

Calls the Cheetahman Sylvester Stallone, while said Cheetahman is clearly Robert DeNiro from Taxi.

This is like the first time I've seen the whole video first and then the edited version after. IMMA DRAW YOU A PICTURE FOR THIS.

No no the meaning behind the whole "time" thing is super obvious. See, whenever something in that world dies, it occurs to them that their time's run out, but they find themselves unable to accept their death, and ask whatever may be listening for just a little more time. But they ask in vain.

Angry Vinny Game Nerd

Vinny you should have done Karl pilkingtons voice for the Manchester game lmao

1:09 “What kill me? Guys what kill me? WHAT KILL ME!?!?”

Just think, in another universe, Active Enterprises put all the funding toward developing Cheetahmen, scrapped the other 51 turds, released an actually decent game, made even better sequels and are likely now celebrating the series' 25th anniversary with Cheetahmen: Re-Spotted and Cheetahmen Unleashed.

Vinnysauce in: Irritable Electronic Entretainment Enthusiast.

Vinny's Manchester accent drifts towards Liverpool

It's weird how I started watching Vinny on this channel, then I started watching the full sauce channel and then ended up watching his streams live and completely forgot this channel even existed.

The cheetahmen are like... Low-Key 60s styled pillar men

i think about "alfred and the fedducchhhh" alarmingly often

the editing is so nice whoa

The cheetah Men song is a freaking jam tho

The Cheetah Men music is the same music that they used for the game Syobon Action (also known as Cat Mario)