I like having kerns bread with wilkins coffee

The amount of bread Commercials Jim has done is insane

I'm eating a McGarry's sausage sandwich made with Kern's bread and washed down with a cup of Wilkins coffee. May I be permitted to live?

1:58 You can hear the crunch as his neck gets stepped on. He’s definitely dead. Jim Henson was utterly brutal back in the day.

How come we don't have commercials like this anymore? They're freaking hilarious haha!

They should have a bakery on Sesame Street and these guys should run it

Jim Henson in his commercials: do you like product? Other: no Jim Henson: *inflicts violence upon the civilian* let’s try that again shall we? Step 4. Profit $$$$

0:53 Tommy: Why don't you eat Kern's bread? Fred: I do not approve of the violence in their television commercials! *gets grabbed by a gorilla off screen* Tommy: Violence? What violence? I love how evil Tommy looks.

Nothing better than having Kern's bread with a nice hot cup of Wilkin's coffee to start the day.

Wilkins: Do you like to drink? Wontkins: Yes. Wilkins: Do you like to drink coffee? Wontkins: Yes. Wilkins: Do you like to drink Wilkins Coffee? Wontkins: No. *gets hit with a bat* Wilkins: Shall we try that again?

I don't usually eat bread by itself but these are the kind of commercials that would make me want to try it, that's a good sign when the commercial actually gets me to want the product instead of pushing me away from it like most commercials nowadays.

Every time I whach jim Henson commercials it makes me feel bad about his death

“ violence? What violence? “ The timing of that one commercial is perfect.

Kids: Depressed. The Entire School System: 0:45

there's something pure about this kind of advertising. barebones 7 second comedy advertisement performed by puppets. its genius

I like how often they reuse jokes through brands

Wilkins: Knock Knock! Wontkins: Who’s there? Wilkins: Wilkins! Wontkins: Wilkins who? Wilkins: Wilkins Coffee! Wontkins: I don’t get it. Wilkins: You should! (Slap) Everybody should get Wilkins Coffee!

I can't be the only one who loves Tommy's design

“Violence? What violence?”

Wilkins: Care for some Wilkins' Coffee? Wontkins: I do not approve of the violence in their television commercials. (Gorilla grabs Wontkins away.) Wilkins: Violence? What violence?

I like these puppets. The unique jokes are good, and that crazy puppet sells the reused jokes best

According to Muppets Wiki, there has been a total of 24 Kern's Bread advertisements featuring Tommy and Fred here. This compilation shows only 10 of them, indicating that the other 14 are still missing. The following are the titles for the missing Kern's Bread commercials: 1. "House Is Not A Home" 2. "Kneading" (Who 'kneads' it) 3. "Vanish" (There went my troubles) 4. "Want A Bite?" 5. "Window" (Why don't you drop down to the grocery store for some?) 6. "Everybody" (NOT the Knock Knock commercial!) 7. "Good Boy" 8. "I Forgot" (Mountain) 9. "Lose All The Time" 10. "Nitro Sandwitch" 11. "Persuasion" 12. "Promise" 13. "Steamroller" 14. "Whenever You Want" If anyone has found any of the missing 14 commercials for Kern's Bread, please reply to me. Thank you very much!

I never thought the line "I used to love my raincoat" would creep me out so much. 😳😱

These comments: 80%: Substituting Wilkins and Wontkins, and Wilkins Coffee, or some similar brand. 10%: Pointing out dark humor. 9%: Some other stuff. 1% (me): *"fwEEEEEEEP! THONK!"* Update: thanks to more enthusiasts of "the sound", I'd like to update the following percentiles: 70%: Substituting Wilkins and Wontkins, and Wilkins Coffee, or some similar brand. 11%: *fwEEEEEEEEP! THONK!* 10%: Pointing out dark humor. 9%: Some other stuff.

Man these are great. I remember how excited I was to catch my favorite commercial right at the beginning. Good times

It’s hard to eat a sandwich without incurring the wrath of 3 bread brands.

Wilkins: hey buddy do you want Wilkins coffee or brand x Wontkins: what’s so got about wilkins coffee *explosion* Wilkins: well for one thing it doesn’t blow up

When i think about Kerns bread i think about those braided rugs my mom and her friends crocheted out of strips cut from the bags. They called them "bread bag ties" and my mom made several of them. I wish I had one of them now. I remember the rows of red, blue, yellow, and white from the bags all nicely arranged on the rugs.

Wilkins: the taste of Wilkins Coffee is like music to my ears. Wontkins: what are the symbols for? BANG!!! Wilkins: this is a very symbolic commercial.

Fred: What are you eating? Tommy: A sandwich made with Kern's bread, wanna bite? Fred: Yeah. Tommy: *bites his arm* Fred: AH! HE'S A SHARP SALESMAN!

Wilkins: Bob didly dee-bob Wilkins, Bom, bom. Wontkins: What on Earth is going on? Wilkins: Wilkins Coffee is always on my mind! Wontkins: I think it's gone through his head.

A Taste of Kern's Bread is Like Music To My Ears

0:09 he looks like Ernie and bert mixed together

These Vintage Jim Henson Commercials are the best!, and also Hilarious.😁😄

These commercials I would love to see on TV today.

One of the most important things I look for in buying bread is that it does not blow up

Wow. This alone really makes me regret missing out on the 1960s. Even if I'd be really old here in 2022.

“Hey buddy! You want Kern’s Bread or Brand X?”

The guy who wrote the commercials for WIlkin's Coffee wrote the ones for Kern's Bread. And the publishers didn't suspect a thing because they were drinking Coca Cola with real cocaine in it.

Note to self. Once a day, maybe more if needed, eat a sandwich with bread that’s part Kern’s, part Claussens, part Merita, and part Taystee, and a side of McGarry’s sausages with a bottle of Frank’s, a bottle of Faygo, a bottle of Calso water, a cup of Kraml milk, and a blend of Wilkins, Nash’s, Community, La Tourainne, and Red Diamond coffee. Did I appease Wilkins?

These two puppets(Tommy and Fred) were previously used in the Tales Of Tinkerdee pilot. The puppet used for Tommy was previously used for Taminella Grinderfall and the puppet used for Fred was previously used for the prime minister.

That’s why I always have a slice of Kern’s bread with my cup of Wilkins instant coffee.

They don’t make commercials like this anymore. The commercials today drive people to read books!

This is literally Tamanilla Grinderfall, and the Prime Minister from the Tales of the Tinkeree pilot. Just realized that.

“Bob didly dee-bob, Kern’s™️, Bom, bom.” “What on earth is going on?......” “Kern’s™️ Bread is always on my mind!” “I think it’s gone to his head.........”

Just as good as the Wilkin's Coffee ads.

Red Pearl: Why don't you drink Red Diamond Coffee? Garnet: We do not approve of the violence in their television commercials.

Wilkins:why don’t you drink Wilkins instant coffee? Wontkins:I don’t like the violence in their commercials. Gorilla pulls Wontkins off screen Wilkins:violence? What violence?

I miss kern bread old😿😿

People who don't eat Kern's Bread just blow up sometimes.

0:09 ERNIE AS BERT

1:28 Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

I feel like I'm in a alternative timeline to the coffee commercials

“Violence? What violence?” Ok that was awesome XD

0:39 WATCH OUT! HE’S GOT A GUN!!!😳😱🔫 This is dark comedy for children of the late 20th century!

The taste of Kern's bread is like music to my ears

Kern's bread commercials are the best

The gone to his head joke was quite funny.

"What's so good about Kern's bread?" "Well, for one thing, it doesn't blow up!"

This is what adverts should be man, short and sweet

Wilkins: The Taste of Wilkins Coffee is like Music to my ears. Wotkins: What are the cymbols for? Wilkins: This is a very symbolic commercial.

Classic Commercials

Wilkins: Do you like to drink? Wontkins: Yes. Wilkins: Do you like to drink coffee? Wontkins: Yes. Wilkins: Do you like to drink Wilkins Coffee? Wontkins: No. Wilkins: (Hits Wontkins with a club) Shall we try that again?

0:39 The Cinema Snob used a Kerns Bread commercial in his 'Godzilla Raids Again' review.

I love these Kern's Bread commercials, don't you?

00:58 about as Close to a Dark Cystal Meets the Muppets we´ll ever get.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Kerns! Kerns who? Kerns bread! I don’t get it. You should, (slaps Fred on the back) everybody should get kerns bread!

I think Tommy and Wilkins would get along well. Nothing beats breakfast with Kern's Bread and Wilkins Coffee.

These are incredibly tame compared to Wilkins Coffee

0:01Bop bidily dep bop Kearns bop bop

The thing is, the big guy looks like someone who will hurt you. Wilkin’s doesn’t. He looks innocent, wide-eyed and small. So when he gets violent, it’s unexpected, catches you off guard, and Wilkin’s cheery, light voice is the cherry on top. The big guy has small eyes, dark eyes, a big frame, and a deep voice. I’m expecting him to rough up the skinny, kind of weeny guy, so the violence isn’t as shocking. If the roles were reversed, and the skinny guy was the one getting rough with the big guy (you can keep the voices the same) then I’d be more surprised because that’s not what I’d be expecting.

I remember watching these as a kid.

Why were all of Jim's commercials from the time so... intense lol. Between this and the Wilkin's Coffee ads, I feel he was working through something.

0:45 WOW!!! THAT was in commercials back then?! 😂

My friend here is gonna tell you how much he loves Kerns bread. What’ll mr kerns do if I refuse? (A foot steps on Fred) Oh he’ll probably put his foot down.

Commercials from 1934-1939

Damn, add campaigns were bloody viscous back in the day.

Alternate title: Bert gets abused for 2 minutes and 4 seconds straight

1:52 - *Tommy:* My friend here is gonna tell you how much he loves Kern's bread!" *Fred:* What'll Mr. Kern's do if I refuse?" Wait HOLD UP: Shouldn't it be "What'll Mr. _Kern_ do if I refuse?" Not a possessive?

Kerns bread is like music to my ears symbolic commercial

Kern and Wilkins should run a bakery on Sesame Street.

Bert and Ernie from an age long gone

Kern's Make the Best Bread

I like the early version of Bert. It also looks and sounds like an early version of Ernie. Wait, is that their grown son? LOLOLOL I am sick!

I can see why Claussen’s Bread isn’t around anymore, Kern’s Bread damn murdered or threatened every one of their customers

When the world was allowed to have fun and adults weren't assumed to be idiots.

Wilkins: "Hey, fella!" (Slaps Wontkins' back) Wontkins: "Oof!" Wilkins: "Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?" (Slaps Wontkins' back again) Wontkins: "Erf! Well, gee, I dunno. I guess..." (gets shot) Wilkins: "You gotta be positive."

So that's what Bert looks like when he's old.

The yellow puppet is Bert's grandfather

I know that those 2 puppets were previously used as Taminella Grinderfall and The Prime Minister in Tales of Tinkerdee, but why is that video on the PMC Channel marked as for kids? Before November 5 this year, it wasn't marked as for kids.

Old Man Kerns just hired me to sell his crummy Kern's Bread. (Gets burned)

be sure to wash down that Kern's bread with some Wilkins coffee

1:10 meet the first hat to go to the moon

0:45 Mr.kern's sent his regards

The Cinema Snob's review of Ferry Cross the Mersey brought me here.

Wanna do commercials on TikTok or YT or wherever? This is how!

Why does dude look like A: An ear of corn B: a rejected version of Bert

Wilkins: Hey, you got any Wilkins Coffee on board? Wontkins: No. Three, two, one- *Wilkins rockets off with Wilkins Coffee* Wontkins: Wilkins Coffee really IS out of this world.

Henson: "Buy Kern's bread or else!"

Red Pearl: Hey Pink Diamond! Do you want Red Diamond Coffee or Brand X? Pink Diamond: What's so good about Red Diamond Coffee? (Brand X explodes) Red Pearl: Well, for one thing, it doesn't blow up.