Visiting The Most Intellectual Neighbourhood In Pairs | Absolute Jokes

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Жыл бұрын

Richard Ayoade spends 48 hours in Paris, the city of love, with guest 'Bake Off' star Mel Giedroyc. From eating snails to not climbing the Eiffel Tower to champagne and drinking absinthe this is their take on a 48-hour mini break in pairs France.
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@FRADAVE01
@FRADAVE01 5 ай бұрын
Oscar Wilde's dying words: "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do!" 💜
@unkleturpis9253
@unkleturpis9253 10 ай бұрын
Mel delights me in such wholesome and sweet ways. Never change, Mel.
@re90652
@re90652 3 ай бұрын
I love the sense of humor of these two . Dry, witty & clever.
@andrimar82
@andrimar82 7 ай бұрын
I didnt know Ben Affleck drove people around Paris on a motorbike, thats pretty cool and unexpected.
@matteo7867
@matteo7867 7 ай бұрын
I love Pairs. Amazing City
@nicolaslegrand9414
@nicolaslegrand9414 7 ай бұрын
Pairs is okay but you should see Dorbeaux!
@matteo7867
@matteo7867 7 ай бұрын
@@nicolaslegrand9414 just googled it. It is such a french colour.
@Laksilaks
@Laksilaks 4 ай бұрын
​@@nicolaslegrand9414 Im a Sarmeille fan myself
@noluckst2
@noluckst2 Жыл бұрын
"Many Tits" On applaudit Rémi bien fort pour cette déclaration bien franchouillarde comme on les aime.
@benoitbvg2888
@benoitbvg2888 7 ай бұрын
🎶🎶🎶🎶Et vive, vive, vive les gros nicchooooonnss 🎶🎶🎶🎶
@craven5328
@craven5328 7 ай бұрын
ROFL. I grew up in an 3/4 Anglophone family in Quebec. When I saw that clip, the French side of my brain went: "Oh Jesus, the English are such prudes!". Simultaneously, the English side of my brain went: "Well that was a piece of information that was not asked for!" Ah, that old, ceaseless internal conflict lol.
@beaubrent
@beaubrent 7 ай бұрын
Paris is so expectantly romantic that it creates a number of very awkward moments between these two. Gold.
@Laura-td7fj
@Laura-td7fj 7 ай бұрын
Mr. Forky goes deep into Snail Town
@Vera-kh8zj
@Vera-kh8zj 8 ай бұрын
This is excellent. Bonus for the Stendhal reference.
@ubermut1379
@ubermut1379 10 ай бұрын
I feel like there are worse ways to be described than „distressingly masculine“ 😂
@virg0_lem0nade
@virg0_lem0nade 9 ай бұрын
the title says PAIRS 👥 instead of PARIS lol 🤣
@sdspivey
@sdspivey 7 ай бұрын
Pairs is so much better city than Paris.
@nobotbronaut2241
@nobotbronaut2241 7 ай бұрын
A ref to tits that the biker alluded to.
@TheJewely13
@TheJewely13 8 ай бұрын
"Paris has bewhiffed us" is my favourite phrase in this episode.
@stewartallan1440
@stewartallan1440 2 ай бұрын
" I think he (Oscar Wilde) died over there, by the dvd player" Classic.
@sophiasimmons7486
@sophiasimmons7486 7 ай бұрын
It’s quite hard to be angry around a sea horse 😂
@altar7885
@altar7885 3 ай бұрын
"the populace's penchant" 😂
@nobotbronaut2241
@nobotbronaut2241 7 ай бұрын
Great chemistry. Nice Ep.
@danielbesaw7304
@danielbesaw7304 4 ай бұрын
I love pairs lol
@bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145
@bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145 7 ай бұрын
French pro tip (i have a sweet tooth) : for maccarons go to Pierre Hermé not Ladurée they're miles ahead.
@janedmunds4218
@janedmunds4218 Жыл бұрын
Oops. Pretty bad typo = Pairs for Paris. Can you go back and fix it?
@endlessmasks
@endlessmasks Жыл бұрын
maybe it is intentional, because this is about the pair of them going around
@componentsinmotion4683
@componentsinmotion4683 10 ай бұрын
@@endlessmasks Or the many tits
@bigbird2451
@bigbird2451 8 ай бұрын
Bikinis and pencil sharpeners? Now you've got my attention!
@ghanianazouari8662
@ghanianazouari8662 7 ай бұрын
PAIRSSSSS
@Ndriana
@Ndriana 7 ай бұрын
Looks like this was shot before the Notre Dame fire (2019) yet only uploaded this year.
@alexoviedo999
@alexoviedo999 7 ай бұрын
You have a typo in the title…Pairs?
@Fancy_PotHead
@Fancy_PotHead 8 ай бұрын
HTC phone ? When was this...
@adeka59
@adeka59 7 ай бұрын
Winter 2015 based on the writings on la Tour Montparnasse
@bigbird2451
@bigbird2451 8 ай бұрын
I have many other drugs available that don't involve the flavors of absinth. Thank you very much.
@juanjvvuuren1110
@juanjvvuuren1110 6 ай бұрын
Paris, not Pairs (?)
@MedEvil1c
@MedEvil1c 4 ай бұрын
The most intelligent part is the Paris typo 😅
@neuvatn
@neuvatn 7 ай бұрын
Is the title supposed to say Paris not a Pairs
@kayoh1233
@kayoh1233 Ай бұрын
When did Ben affleck grow a beard and start doing tours of Paris?
@chuck1804
@chuck1804 Ай бұрын
In Pairs? Well yes I suppose they are a pair
@heidimueller1039
@heidimueller1039 4 ай бұрын
Are restaurants insulted when you leave most of their meals and drinks behind?
@tontonjeannot6089
@tontonjeannot6089 7 ай бұрын
Remy can get it. Whenever. Whoever.
@jamtheman3017
@jamtheman3017 7 ай бұрын
Eurostar 64 pounds return? that's absurd. Is that a promotion for the sake of not seeming grossly overpriced in a travel video
@blurds
@blurds 7 ай бұрын
Precovid and prebrexit were different times!
@Sad_bumper_sticker.
@Sad_bumper_sticker. 7 ай бұрын
Was this created in 2010?
@marvin19966
@marvin19966 7 ай бұрын
as are most things
@j.d.4697
@j.d.4697 6 ай бұрын
How did they even let you in if you can neither spell nor correct "Paris"?
@Ihatemaxpigmentation
@Ihatemaxpigmentation 7 ай бұрын
absinthe is not even french and only the tourist version is drunk with sugar. normally its just mixed with water from shown fountains
@BOOMER751
@BOOMER751 7 ай бұрын
The formula is swiss, yes but it gained fame in France. Also, there are several ways to drink absinthe. Adding plain iced water to absinthe is just one of them. But there are 3 very traditional methods that are recommended to increase the flavor: -the French way which is to filter into the absinthe cold water on top of a sugar cube (the one we see in the video). -The Czech way which is to dip the sugar cube into the absinthe with a spoon before setting it on fire to create a caramel. Then you add it to the absinthe with water. -The Russian way which is to add a sugar syrup (1/3 sugar 2/3 water) directly to the absinthe.
@anadventfollower1181
@anadventfollower1181 7 ай бұрын
Next time visit Pears, Apples. It has slightly cleaner and sophisticated individuals.
@PATACHENREN
@PATACHENREN 7 ай бұрын
Que des trucs bidons pour (richous) touristes !…🤕🤕
@elproject3343
@elproject3343 7 ай бұрын
This reminded me of those TV programs, rushed with little to no information nor insights. Thank goodness I don’t watch tv anymore.
@Anya-du7ms
@Anya-du7ms 7 ай бұрын
I understand that some people have conditions which make it difficult for them to spell correctly, so do a SPELL CHECK before you actually hit that " enter" button when writing a title for your KZfaq video.....
@secondme209
@secondme209 7 ай бұрын
probably the most inelegant woman on earth
@FixedFace
@FixedFace 11 ай бұрын
open border aficionados should be banned from travelling. "you want paris, milano, london, berlin, madrid, münchen etc to be the same euroasiafro melting pots? then why visit them in the first place?"
@joedirt3449
@joedirt3449 10 ай бұрын
Fully agree
@joedirt3449
@joedirt3449 10 ай бұрын
open border= Death
@billpugh58
@billpugh58 7 ай бұрын
all internal borders of Schengen are open😂 it’s why the EU works! 450.000.000 people traveling, consuming, exporting importing without red tape!
@solitaryman777
@solitaryman777 5 ай бұрын
You're in all these comment sections at the bottom for Travel Man. Is the point you're trying to make is that only xenophobes should be able to cross borders? Is that because they wouldn't leave home, so nobody goes anywhere, or is it you prefer the glass-case treatment across the board? Hard to discern what cranks are so fussy about, though I suspect they don't know, either.
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