*Contains some strong language. QI's barely broadcastable bits.
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@padstowphantom2 жыл бұрын
I remember when pubs had breathalyzers to prevent drink driving. All it did was create a pub game to see who could blow the highest alcohol reading.
@junkyarddog44112 жыл бұрын
Makes you proud to be British. 😀
@yourlocalmemedealer25432 жыл бұрын
The police used to come to the bar I drank at every Friday night to see who could drive home, whoever blew the highest the police would drop home
@padstowphantom2 жыл бұрын
@@yourlocalmemedealer2543 Game on! 🤣
@renselange2 жыл бұрын
@@yourlocalmemedealer2543 😃💥🚌😆🕺🏾🔥🚌☮️😀😁😀💋🌈😀😨🌈🍊s no kn un my va
@gkw98822 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I've played that game. 😁
@RobinHartJones5 ай бұрын
I went to watch an episode of Q1 being recorded and more than half of what they recorded was so crude or libelous that they could not even put it into the extended cuts 😂
@user-jd4wv5tj5j2 жыл бұрын
"Where I keep my keys. And four murders." I love her.
@lxathu2 жыл бұрын
The definition of a poker face.
@Afrohare2 жыл бұрын
No wonder she's married to David Mitchell. They're like two peas in a pod!
@allanwidner92762 жыл бұрын
I kinda almost believe her.
@lxathu2 жыл бұрын
@@allanwidner9276 The place of the keys may cover a fifth murder though, hence the hardly noticeable, oppressed vibration in the corner of her mouth just before the cut.
@davidhoekstra46202 жыл бұрын
@@allanwidner9276 No way! It was at most 3 murders.
@fredriksahlstenglimmevi32592 жыл бұрын
The way Gyles so innocently quips ”That looks exactly like Fanny’s” gets me every time.
@louieberg29422 жыл бұрын
He can be a bit much... still, I can't help but like it when he's on QI.
@wfcoaker13982 жыл бұрын
I love his stories.
@John_Ridley2 жыл бұрын
Gyles is surprisingly quick, and when he pulls something like that out you often aren't really sure if he meant it like that...
@cabrown3082 жыл бұрын
I cannot stand him; he’s so pretentious and attention seeking.
@susans25992 жыл бұрын
I'm curious as to Fanny being a cross between Mary Berry and Jeremy Clarkson!
@willowm942 жыл бұрын
In bed recuperating from open heart surgery. I’m not supposed to cough, sneeze, or laugh really hard. My mistake was watching Allen’s secret. I’m rolling on the bed crying with laughter but trying not to at the same time which makes the whole scene even funnier!
@tygrkhat40872 жыл бұрын
Beware of your first sneeze. My first after my open heart was excruciating.
@jamesm99952 жыл бұрын
Good luck mate
@jeanackle2 жыл бұрын
Did you die?
@patsylvest2 жыл бұрын
QI is always good for the heart. And everything else. Good luck and good health to you.
@Sjiesjam2 жыл бұрын
Get well soon
@Vyselink2 жыл бұрын
Love the Teri Hatcher/Phil Jupitus connection lol. Also love the British sense of humor. Lived there for 5 years, came back to America, and I can tell you for sure that here many people would be so upset about that whole segment. "How DARE they insinuate something sexual!"
@user-oe9xe8mv6t7 ай бұрын
And we thought the British were uptight.
@JeremyForTheWin7 ай бұрын
@@user-oe9xe8mv6twhere do you think we got it from
@benjaminqmorris7 ай бұрын
america was founded by the same puritans that, to rid ourselves of, we even brought back the monarchy @@user-oe9xe8mv6t
@Thurgosh_OG6 ай бұрын
@@user-oe9xe8mv6t Well most of us British didn't think that, so where are you from?
@user-oe9xe8mv6t6 ай бұрын
@@Thurgosh_OG Too much Carry on and Benny Hill
@alfnoakes3922 жыл бұрын
3:50 Getting your kid to blow into the alcohol-lock placed on your vehicle is, according to Court Reports, fairly standard practice here in NZ.
@mattdickie46962 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that sounds about right.
@androogalt2 жыл бұрын
Farmers
@silasfrisenette92262 жыл бұрын
Seriously? 😔
@MooKau_2 жыл бұрын
no shut bro? :P
@simonjones26457 ай бұрын
a bloke was busted trying to make a raccoon blow into his interlock by squeezing it ! 😂😅
@tereasia3 жыл бұрын
I love the Terri and Phil bit 💜
@Ocker33 жыл бұрын
She seems like an awesome person to know :)
@KiwiHelpgeek2 жыл бұрын
I love it when Phil is on. He always finds way to make me laugh to the point of tears.
@redrb26dett2 жыл бұрын
Terri trying out to take over from Kenneth Williams the innuendos are great sorry Charles hawtery he came over as more innocent
@SiriusMined2 жыл бұрын
What's her last name?
@videobeagle2 жыл бұрын
@@SiriusMined Hatcher
@nelsonrko2 жыл бұрын
Johnny Vegas looks good cleaned up and in a suit jacket
@GigaBoost2 жыл бұрын
Johnny Vegas always looks good you racist
@davidanderson40912 жыл бұрын
Terry Hatcher is an absolute scream.... not what I expected at all the first time I saw her as a guest.
@djjc97827 ай бұрын
yup.. you see some Americans on here and they dont quite gel, she fitted RIGHT in.. hilarity
@dannykent61902 жыл бұрын
There's an old saying: you're better off pooing in a bush than on a bench.
@stewall1012 жыл бұрын
Not if the bush is an indoor decoration and the bench is in the garden.
@annmarieridley49502 жыл бұрын
The actually saying is "a poo on the bench is worth two in the bush."
@prepperskirra56592 жыл бұрын
I see a couple commenters here not recognizing a James Acaster quote. Or well, a twist on it.
@carends12 жыл бұрын
@@prepperskirra5659 Only counts if there are hooligans about
@Agnes.Nutter2 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, that's a fun parallel! :D
@TesserId Жыл бұрын
2:05 Terry: "I really want to touch it." Allen: "That's the ring tone I want." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@stevie-ray20203 жыл бұрын
"Can you keep a secret?" "Yes!" "Good, the position at MI6 is yours!"
@FistandFootMartialArts7 ай бұрын
I wish they'd do more of these. I've watched this one about 4 times; every six months or so. lol
@kanedaku6 ай бұрын
This is just a standard compilation video. Just search here for more. There's even an official QI channel on here.
@LPKelly3802 жыл бұрын
This is what I love about QI. It’s like “Hey, there’s Ed Balls, a politician, tongue-punching some plastic holes whilst blindfolded...... Nothing out of the ordinary here.”
@alphadogg642 жыл бұрын
Lmao... Ed Balls
@Chimera_Photography2 жыл бұрын
@@alphadogg64 how old are you? 😆
@andrewrao6342 жыл бұрын
@@Chimera_Photography 😆Doesn't matter. He seems a nice enough guy, but that name is never not going to be funny. Let's face it: he was never going to be PM with a name like that. Imagine the slogan. "Vote Labour: We've got Balls". And the tabloid headline every time he did anything wrong: "Another Balls Up". I wonder if he was ever on University Challenge? ["Balls, Oxford"]
@janeeyre19902 жыл бұрын
Thank you for reminding me that "tongue punching" is a phrase
@janeeyre19902 жыл бұрын
@@alphadogg64 , imagine if his middle name was Ible !
@shimmeister10622 жыл бұрын
When I first heard Sandy was taking over QI I thought she was a bit 'straight laced'. Turns out she is absolutely brilliant, funny and cutting.
@GirGir1832 жыл бұрын
No! She destroyed 15 to 1, and she ruined QI. The you had anne robinson on Countdown. What other quiz show are they going to ruin next?
@cabrown3082 жыл бұрын
She’s brilliant.
@tahrey6 ай бұрын
Wasn't any doubt over here, she's a comedian after all, and had much the same style on various radio panel shows before moving to QI. Also give your head a wobble Gir.
@muddydog66056 ай бұрын
@GirGir183 Christ sake, if you despise women and you don't think they should be in tv stop watching things with women in it gets soooo boring listening to man babies winge.
@jessiepooch4 ай бұрын
@gir Delusional poppycock.
@stephenhowell56117 ай бұрын
A parody of a well known Norwegian rally driver goes " It's not the fart that kills you, it's the smell". ( Smell being a collision )
@johnmccallum851214 күн бұрын
Thats the same as saying it's not the fall that kills you it's the sudden stop at the bottom.
@cfgp2 жыл бұрын
Phill Jupitus' awkwardness/embarrassment is so cute
@chrisburn71786 ай бұрын
I think QI should really stand for "quality innuendo".
@thegriffin882 жыл бұрын
She actually wrote a real haiku. An actual haku doesn't just follow the 5/7/5 rule, the first two lines must seem to have no connection to one another, and the third is the one that connects them. The Japanese version of a limerick sometimes.
@kitsuneneko25678 ай бұрын
Technically, she didn't. A haiku requires a reference to seasons. She wrote a senryu.
@Leo-sd3jt7 ай бұрын
@@kitsuneneko2567 Humanity is considered to be a seasonal reference though
@celinavivian11627 ай бұрын
@@kitsuneneko2567what I love about this community is how pedantic we can be
@thehellyousay7 ай бұрын
@@celinavivian1162 pedantry often offers a chance to learn something is not quite as one presumed it to be, provided one is open to learning. Well, when it's not just petty spitefulness, that is ...
@Merip12147 ай бұрын
I never knew that about Japanese poetry
@ThurstonCyclist2 жыл бұрын
How much time has Teri Hatcher spent in Britain? Because she speaks fluent innuendo.
@FLQueerLiberal19822 жыл бұрын
Any of us with a dirty mind can be good at it. We're often referred to pervs.
@pachidermo2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, because only the British have ever used a double-entendre.
@kevinw7122 жыл бұрын
@@pachidermo no the French do too, but they use a totally different word, but it's too long and awkward for me to get my mouth around without possibly hurting myself.
@MelissaThompson4322 жыл бұрын
...it IS the same language.... 🙄
@danielguy35812 жыл бұрын
@@MelissaThompson432 Same language, but different tongues - one of them is licking, probing.
@NxDoyle2 жыл бұрын
To this day, it's a little disappointing that nobody thought to drop a line like, "In Denmark, people are pulled over by the police for farting."
@TDue-zn6jk2 жыл бұрын
In Denmark a police speed trap is called "fartkontrol". I think that might be the weirdest danish word for english speakers.
@emmamemma41622 жыл бұрын
@@TDue-zn6jk In Swedish they are called fartkamera.
@laurieheron7842 жыл бұрын
A mixed tempo run is a fartlek.
@Nullifidian2 жыл бұрын
@@TDue-zn6jk If I'm not misremembering, Sandi actually mentioned that in the episode from which this clip is taken.
@silasfrisenette92262 жыл бұрын
Older elevators that are "In speed" have a little lamp that lights up reading "I FART"
@deadstick86242 жыл бұрын
I agree with Alan, I would like that for my ringtone, too.
@AliceP.2 жыл бұрын
Alan Davies' poo in a bush is always a good laugh
@LK905122 жыл бұрын
"The fossils are real, and they are spectacular"
@hardikrajpal241010 күн бұрын
ah yes one of the few from the intersection of Seinfeld fans and fans of British comedy.
@sarahmitchell38882 жыл бұрын
Never saw season P on here (in oz). Best Sandi hair cut and looks a hoot!
@bscepter2 жыл бұрын
Aisling Bea is a treasure.
@nicolasmogensen87272 жыл бұрын
Sandi's Danish sounds a bit archaic at times, not surprisingly considering how long she's lived abroad. In 'boghandel' she forgot for a second that 'd's within a word are often very soft or omitted (she swiftly corrected herself). For instance, one of the more famous Danish actors is Mas Mikkelsen 'coz you wouldn't pronounce the d in Mads. Similarly, Hans Christian Andersen's surname is pronounced Annersen.
@almostfm2 жыл бұрын
I've got a lot of relatives that live in Wisconsin and Minnesota (which has a large population with a northern Europe ancestry), and I hear that "soft d" a lot.
@datgrrl56982 жыл бұрын
Rewatching the vintage episodes of this programme, cheers for the upload pet
@stelladonaconfredobutler94592 ай бұрын
where?
@jacobjonsson83353 жыл бұрын
"and the 4 murders I did"... I wish they had added the callback they do to James calling Bridget a racist and Joe emphasizing it.
@vikj12552 жыл бұрын
That's one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
@noirjacques32742 жыл бұрын
Phil Wang is one of a few that need NEVER work on his comedic delivery.
@silasfrisenette92262 жыл бұрын
I find it terrible 😭
@JulieWallis19637 ай бұрын
@@silasfrisenette9226I agree, I don't find him funny at all.
@Squant7 ай бұрын
@@JulieWallis1963 I'm sorry you don't get it :(
@paulastapleton90727 ай бұрын
Yes, he just IS funny. He was great on Taskmaster, I was a bit thrown by his outfit on day 1 but he made me laugh every episode.
@TheCheesyNachos2 жыл бұрын
I’ll be honest, I clicked because I saw VCM on the thumbnails and I wondered what she could have said that was inappropriate
@cabrown3082 жыл бұрын
Though I watch this routinely alone, I still laugh out loud!!
@Thurgosh_OG6 ай бұрын
Nothing wrong with laughing out loud, when you're alone. When you're in company, it can upset people.
@Christopher_Clark3 жыл бұрын
It surprises me that Gyles was a friend of Fanny's.
@neutronpixie61062 жыл бұрын
I wrote a haiku You are reading it right now It's not very good
@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic78103 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I loved her and after seeing her on this Teri Hatcher is still the perfect woman to me😍
@rayrowley40132 жыл бұрын
I wanna see the unbroadcastable ones.
@vikkimoran59404 ай бұрын
You need to go see it being filmed then. Me and a mate went, the episode we went to see airs this week interested to see the edit as there was a lot of Gary Glitter jokes... don't think they will make it
@rayrowley40134 ай бұрын
I'd love to go, but unfortunately I am in the US.@@vikkimoran5940
@Breakfast_and_Bullets3 жыл бұрын
12:25 - the best bit!
@TequilaToothpick2 жыл бұрын
Her delivery was brilliant
@theprodigalstranger52592 жыл бұрын
Oh yes! More of this please!
@chiaroscuroamore2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this! Just what I needed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@slightlyconfused8767 ай бұрын
I saw QI live at Latitude Festival a few years ago, Sandi and Alan were brilliant.
@raulgalets2 жыл бұрын
Victoria Coren is smart hot and hot hot. She engages so well and is consistent. Damn
@naomiarram51872 жыл бұрын
Victoria Coren MITCHELL - you've conveniently ignored her married name (and status). Sorry to be the party-pooper who's reminding you.
@CorvusCorone682 жыл бұрын
@@naomiarram5187 funny you should mention pooping while talking about her, since she was talking about pooping in one of the clips
@TK_Brainslug2 жыл бұрын
Bridget's face when Sandy talked about the 5 secrets and wants to hear one
@Chimera_Photography2 жыл бұрын
4:45 - Oh my god! Both of their faces as their comedic brains are trying to think of something inoffensive/BBC friendly to say about a “Queer Plunger” lol 😂
@TheTruthKiwi7 ай бұрын
I love how the lady next to Alan looks genuinely disgusted at the end 😂
@torfrida66637 ай бұрын
It’s part of her act to deadpan like that. She appears a lot on our tv. 🇬🇧👍
@jeannieK11173 жыл бұрын
Thanks so much!
@cocobolz18952 жыл бұрын
James Acaster is the man.
@JohnFleshman2 жыл бұрын
about the breathalizer one my neighbor had to have one installed in his truck because he is incapable of driving sober.
@rebeccaboddie60192 жыл бұрын
A friend let a dozen of his friends each check their alcohol levels with his breathalyzer before leaving a party. This set off some sort of alarm and the police had him make a list and they double-checked everyone's story.
@peterclarke72408 ай бұрын
I'm like that. There again, I can't drive drunk, either. I really should get around to having some lessons...
@JohnFleshman8 ай бұрын
@@rebeccaboddie6019 This made me smile more than any thing else Ive seen or read today.
@JohnFleshman8 ай бұрын
@@peterclarke7240 either that or warn all you friends and family before getting behind the wheel sober or not. lol. folks need to know to stay inside. lol.
@peterclarke72408 ай бұрын
@@JohnFleshmanBut where's the fun in that? 🤣
@martinconnors519519 күн бұрын
I love Sandi's laugh
@jonathaneffemey48922 жыл бұрын
Thanks for posting.
@NeungView6 ай бұрын
They forgot the good danish word "slutspurt".
@paulmarkham21976 ай бұрын
My governor in the 60s was fishing with a very important person who worked for the London Borough of Barnet . During the day the VIP was taken short and went behind some bushes , he dropped his one piece rubber suit down ..and shate in the hood ,but didnt realise untill he put the suit back on.😮.
@melodeekeays2295 ай бұрын
Thank you for the laughs.
@DotBone892 жыл бұрын
"That's the ring-tone I want!"
@chrischarteris22643 ай бұрын
Priceless
@NikNak2 жыл бұрын
Thank you!!!
@ianrodd92322 жыл бұрын
I don't know if we would have heard "You've shat in a bush" during Stephen's tenure.
@pauldockree99152 жыл бұрын
Fanny and Johnny Craddock. Memories.
@Simon_Hawkshaw2 жыл бұрын
Sandi has injected a refreshing new humour into this show. Still a wonderful show.
@booperdee26 ай бұрын
no
@sirrathersplendid48255 ай бұрын
Fry was the master. Has some real magic going with Alan Davis. Sandi + Alan don’t have the same rapport.
@MikusMusik5 ай бұрын
I found Fry to be a snob tbh, hate his paternatlistic ways, sandi does a great job. Horses for courses @sirrathersplendid4825
@sirrathersplendid48255 ай бұрын
@@MikusMusik - His snobbishness is all part of the charm. He’s like someone from a bygone age, a much better time in so many ways.
@chancerystone40864 ай бұрын
@@sirrathersplendid4825 Why does she have to have the same rapport with the same people? She's a different person, not a clone of Fry.
@josephchambers20007 ай бұрын
Non-UK viewers? I’m sitting in Surrey able to watch this. That hasn’t worked.
@JulieWallis19637 ай бұрын
Oh Giles! 6:22 you knew exactly what you were saying, but you made me laugh.
@neilgerace3552 жыл бұрын
6:23 Sandi's expression though
@donaldcampbell30432 жыл бұрын
I looked up this Fanny Craddock and I think she looked a lot like Jeremy Clarkson too
@decodolly15355 ай бұрын
I think Fanny is the less feminine of the two.
@quiltygal69812 жыл бұрын
Terri Hatcher was great 🤣🤣🤣
@wonderwend12 жыл бұрын
Phil Jupitas..... frickin' legend of a man.
@Alan_Duval6 ай бұрын
Agreed! I made him laugh, once. Highlight of my life.
@normplatt75493 жыл бұрын
Grand Chucklers!
@jackyroberts30056 ай бұрын
The best program on tv
@dctrevett7 ай бұрын
What's the most dangerous thing to do in bed? Point and laugh.
@nathanberriman12342 жыл бұрын
Yea. Phil’s gonna need a minute there.
@wrcsuk4 ай бұрын
What does the OP mean by "non-UK viewers"? I am a UK viewer and have seen all these hilarious clips on mainstream UK TV.
@Fcutdlady29 күн бұрын
Reminds me of an old story . The BBC had broadcast her cookery show where fanny craddock made donughts . After the show, the announcer said i hope your donughts turn out like fanny's !
@neilgerace3552 жыл бұрын
7:28 Favourites are a different product altogether.
@nightsgrow65752 жыл бұрын
I have to say I would pay a lot to watch tv hosted by a woman who’s a cross between Mary Berry and Jeremy Clarkson
@SmallBlogV87 ай бұрын
Tonight, on Top Bake...
@Maerahn6 ай бұрын
I'm not sure if her poor 'assistant' and husband Johnny was Richard Hammond or James May, to be honest. Which one did Clarkson bully and ridicule the most?
@SpareSomeChange80806 ай бұрын
"This pie is lovely, the base isn't too dry and packs a lot of flavour, it's quite simply.... The best pie... In the world"
@frankhooper78717 ай бұрын
I wonder if Alan realises quite how dangerous it can be to drop your trousers on Hampstead Heath;.
@Alan_Duval6 ай бұрын
I fully thought he was going to say that it was how he met George Michael, or something.
@twowheellatte7 ай бұрын
@6:15 Still the GOAT moment of QI
@misterkami23 жыл бұрын
So.. boghandel is like the Dutch boekhandel?
@patrickhobbs39623 жыл бұрын
The German "Buchhändler" is a bookseller. I believe we may have a pattern. lol
@slots14072 жыл бұрын
@@patrickhobbs3962 Afrikaans "boekhandelaar".
@-_James_-2 жыл бұрын
bokhandel in Norwegian.
@wohlhabendermanager2 жыл бұрын
Yes. They also should put "kitchen" up there, which in Danish is køkken.
@kellydalstok89002 жыл бұрын
@@wohlhabendermanager which is “keuken” in Dutch.
@NBM3972 жыл бұрын
He didn't "almost" do anything. He actively avoided doing anything at all.
@countOfHenneberg7 ай бұрын
Gerrard: "But it doesn't do anything!" Hanna: "No-it does nothing."
@n.v.90003 ай бұрын
I have a same story as Alan but it was on lake near Stockholm... I didn't fell but it was 20cm of snow and I have lost my glasses...
@dscott66292 жыл бұрын
Could someone tell me who the woman is at 2:43?
@barbarajoseph-adam83372 жыл бұрын
Ellie Taylor.
@dscott66292 жыл бұрын
@@barbarajoseph-adam8337 Thank you!!
@barbarajoseph-adam83372 жыл бұрын
@@dscott6629 anything for a fellow fan (I assume).
@dscott66292 жыл бұрын
@@barbarajoseph-adam8337 I had seen some of her stand up comedy on KZfaq and couldn't, for the life of me, remember her name. Thanks again. :-)
@shmookins3 жыл бұрын
I love Gyles.
@CassandrashadowcassMorrison2 жыл бұрын
Sandi is fine and we share a birthday but I miss Stephen from this show.
@RIXRADvidz2 жыл бұрын
it would be so cool if he was a guest, during the 'X' run maybe?
@christopherdean13266 ай бұрын
6:44. OMG!!! Cal, Aisling and Holly! My head may explode! Three VERY beautiful women...
@666t2 жыл бұрын
She is real and spectacular
@theobolt2502 жыл бұрын
Ahh, an evening out with Teri Hatcher... every man's dream... hmmm.... so nice... 😄😄😄
@zapkvr6 ай бұрын
James going to town is amusing 7:02
@paulbrown64647 ай бұрын
Does Brandreth get paid by the word?
@bradameerbeg21542 жыл бұрын
The barely broadcastable bit was all I needed to click.
@jaybestnz2 жыл бұрын
Surely Reverse Cowgirl is objectively the most dangerous position?
@TheSuzberry3 жыл бұрын
Whaaa?!
@RIXRADvidz3 жыл бұрын
yes, it's Christmas, how else? THX ViVaHD
@57sitruc2 жыл бұрын
best episode thus far.
@La_sagne2 жыл бұрын
this is not an episode
@stevevasta6 ай бұрын
Sara Pascoe has the best sweater.
@BloggsyMalone2 жыл бұрын
Please make a compilation of Giles Brandreth!
@keithpanton74862 жыл бұрын
You could see that Jimmy Carr was impressed by the pizza comment :)
@BloggsyMalone2 жыл бұрын
@@keithpanton7486 Truly!
@happivaras6 ай бұрын
Pure 🥇🥇🥇
@neilfleming27872 жыл бұрын
Phil's reactions to Teri are priceless (and I agree totally with how he feels about her....yummy)
@sfshinz2 жыл бұрын
Ellie Taylor. That’s all.
@TonyBongo86921 күн бұрын
The answer to “what do you call a dinosaur poo” is coprolite
@mikepxg64067 ай бұрын
Just normal QI.
@rainydaylady65962 жыл бұрын
Given what fanny means in the UK it's hard to believe someone would name their daughter that. 🤗🖖💕
@Torvaun2 жыл бұрын
People name their sons Dick.
@torfrida66637 ай бұрын
It was all a very very long time ago! 😂🤣😂🇬🇧👍
@snarkfinder26216 ай бұрын
Women with the name, Frances, would frequently get called Fanny.