Juan Mata has been 34 for the last 6 years.

Every so often Callum Hudson-Odoi makes an appearance for Chelsea just to remind us all that he is still a Premier League player and the pundits rave about his talent 😂

I partly believe that the Arthur-Pjanic swap deal was a money laundering scam cuz that deal made such little sense for any of the clubs or players involved

The Cancelo-Danilo swap was a money laundering scam orchestrated by Juventus and City. There is no way Juventus valued Cancelo, one of the best full backs in Europe and Danilo, someone who struggled to get on the City bench, at the same valuation. One of the fishiest deals which went under the radar

Yaya Toure's spell on Pep Guardiola that he'll not win the UCL

No one has seen Ciro Immobile score yet he is always one of seria A top scorer

As a resident of Norwich I can basically confirm that we purposely go up and down every year to get the parachute payments. Our owner, Delia, is relatively poor compared to most owners and every year we sign a few players for really cheap and one will turn out to be insane (Buendia and Maddison recently) which are then sold for more money which is never spent

Since the Singh brothers stopped coming to Old Trafford regularly, Manchester United have not been competitive in the league. They were always there under Fergie, even shaking hands with him before matches and we hardly lost with them there.

Arsenal only got unai emery cause his name sounds a bit like the stadium

my conspiracy theory is real madrid always purposely made sure the number 7 look good because of ronaldo. they had some horrid kit fonts as well (13/14) but the 7 always looked good

Tbh Morata has quite a good agent

Thomas Muller went from 26 to 35 in 2 seasons

Scunthorpe literally threw a game yesterday cos if Bristol Rovers went up they were owed more money for one of their players

1) Premier league refs make awful decisions in order for the league to seem more exciting or competitive 2) Alex Ferguson is ruining man united from behind the scenes because managers never have full control because he makes some of the decisions, especially under the Mourinho era and the Ronaldo transfer.

My conspiracy theory is that some referees genuinely are at least sometimes biased I mean some of the decisions that I have seen there is no way there isn’t bias or just the top 5 leagues are stupid with finding referees.

My theory is that somehow my club loses every game against anyone when I watch it with my home kit

I believe that Wayne Rooney is secretly older than everyone thinks (maybe to get a second chance with the youth teams). Evidence pointing towards it would be what an absolute beast he was at a very young age, and his subsequent early drop off compared to the average player. Also, I’ve never seen someone in their 30s look so old.

3:42 Rangers fraud a penalty in like every pissing game in the scottish premiership too 😔😐

Spurs and Man United always somehow beat Man City every season. This season was only the second time they completed a league double over us

Joelinton's move to Newcastle was definitely some sort of scam or tax evasion, Mike Ashley trying to squeeze money out of the club before he sold it

I believe the Morata one and I thought I was the only one that thinks Choupo-moting is a money laundering scheme.

Liverpool do something drug related behind the scene. I heard a stat recently (dont know how accurate it is) that said 12% of people in the uk have asthma. In the liverpool squad thats like 65%. They have faked covid tests before which everyone seemed to ignore. Salah, Mane, Firmino, etc play pretty much all games but never actually get injured. Only when Van Dijk got kicked the shit out of which made sense obviously. I wouldnt say its 100% true but really wouldn’t surprise me tbh. that being said its definitely not the only club where it happens.

If you look at the way Liverpool run for the ball every 3days it's like they are on drugs

8:51 The joke (i think) is the fact that Burnley are such an English dominated Brexit type of team, yet Cornet is an Ivorian player who plays with flair and pace which you would not see within Burnley’s general style.

James Ward-Prowse only takes free-kicks, he's never taken a penalty, a corner, and he's never been seen on the pitch. Another one I believe is that Erik Ten-Hag is literally just trying to make Ajax as much money as possible. One more is that Xhaka gets booked in every match he plays in. And one more, although Lewandowski has 600+ goals, he's never scored an over-head kick. Messi has never taken part in a post-match interview. Two Hulk related ones, #1: Hulk only scores wonder-goals, and #2: Hulk has never scored from inside the box.

Concpiracy theory from my friends: Every goal PAOK scores and wins against Olympiakos is offside🤣

I think the Spurs lasagna theory could’ve been true

Bourmouth should have stayed up in 2019/20 and var could have even known that the goal in the villa sheffield united game which could have sent villa down

Not full on conspiracy but more of a joke I like saying is that Dybala is not real. He's almost 30, ever since I started following football I've heard how Dybala is great, Dybala is this and that. But despite watching Juventus and Argentina multiple times I've just never seen him on a football field You, the person reading this, tell me a memorable Dybala moment off the top of your head. I want to hear it

The old firm one can be explained: The way our leagues structured, we need to play eachother - usually 3 times as its the "money game" for TV providers - then our league splits into 2 groups of 6 (a top and bottom half) - so thats another old firm. Then you have cups which all plain sailing and both teams do the business well meet there too. It such the life out of it. Rangers asked for a league restructure about 2 years ago for it to be denied

Nah you missed the Cornet joke, it's that he is way to good and full of skill for Burnley and there must be something behind it

My conspiracy theory is that Scott Brown secretly is better than Messi and Ronald combined, but he keeps it a secret. I also think he is secretly a prophet trying to save humanity from its internal demise.

My conspiracy theories: 1: Frank Ribery had just one great season in his career. 2: Robin Van Persie disappeared after that header in world cup 2014. 3: Neymar has been a young talent since 2013. 4: Ancelotti doesn't have a tactic, he just raise his eyebrow and the game is over. 5: Shaqiri has never started a match, he always comes in as a substitute. 6: Salah has never scored a freekick. 7: Lewa has never scored against a big team except vs Real Madrid in 2013. 8: Sual Niguez had only one good game in his carrier (vs Bayern 2016). 9: Giroud always scores impossible goals. 10: Gareth Bale never scored a goal with right foot. 11: Kingsley Coman has never scored a goal except vs PSG in CL final. 12: Ronaldo never scored a hatrick without a penalty kick. 13: Ochoa plays at world cup, retires and then comes back to play another world cup. 14: Argentina play Nigeria in every world cup. 15: Marcelo turned to an average player after Ronaldo left Madrid. 16: Germany reach the semi final of every world cup and euros. 17: Xavi and Pique has been looking the same since we know them. 18: Sergio Aguero used to score 3 or 4 goals in a match and disappear for the 1 month. 19: Liverpool are always at the top of PL table in christmas. 20: Messi has only one celebration. 21: In each transfer window big teams want to sign Milinkovic Savic but no team actually sign him.

Feel bad for Blackburn, they were really good this season

Vizeh has done 2-4 videos on FIFA 22 gameplay. Let that sink in folks.

I love your vids vizeh you are one of the only people who understands football and actually talks sense

Bristol Rovers 7-0 Scunthorpe United was 100% rigged. Scunthorpe had nothing to play for because they'd already been relegated so they wanted to have a say on the promotion race and decided to let Bristol Rovers score 7 against them without reply.

Wolves play 6 games a season and spawn in the mid table

7:35 : because all other teams also drop points that’s why they stay ahead

'Media manipulation and change of rules' 'seem so great' Oh yeah I remember that one time the ref let Ronaldo punch a ball into the side netting for a goal. I also remember the media changing Messi's height so that he can stand toe-to-toe with Zlatan.

10:26 It feels like Rotherham and Barnsley always switch places with eatch other, one goes up and the other one goes down, they're never in the same league.

Rob holding has been 25 for 25 years

as a west brom fan, i can confirm we only play at home on friday nights

Here's a interesting conspiracy theory. 2 time AFC Champions League winners Ulsan Hyundai lost twice 2-1 to a Malaysian team called JDT in the 2022 AFC Champions League season. Both clubs agreed to commit money laundering schemes.

Hudson Odoi has been 20 for 6 years

- Sheffield United were never in the Premier League. - Aaron Ramsdale played for Sheffield United one week and Bournemouth the next.

7:40 Man U fan crying about another team getting VAR decisions going their way … I can’t believe it

i got so excited when i saw this. hope this channel blows up, vizeh is quality

Conspiracy. My cat is bad luck whenever I watch football

Morata falling upwards is a conspiracy theory. This is in fun and I like Morata, but his next stop is probably Bayern Munich.

Btw please make more of these types of vids they’re amazing

manchester city used to rig champions league draws, getting shaktar donetsk in the group and tesco sandwich in carabao cup is just no coincidence i slightly believe argentina do a similar thing in world cups

The Brazilian FA threw the '98 world cup as they were massively in debt in exchange for cash stimulus from French Parties. The Brazil team were not devastated because Ronaldo had an epileptic fit, they were devastated after being told they had to throw the game! The Ronaldo epileptic fit just helped the narrative and didn't happen at all.

Mikel Arteta has angered the PGMOL with his accusations that their officials target Arsenal, and now they actually do target Arsenal to exact revenge

"Sports science" is mostly about cutting edge methods of doping

These videos are so etertaining to watch for some reason keep it up

Ederson hates the colour pink- He has a shocker whenever he wears a pink kit

i believe that juve have defo been money laundering in the last few years, first there was douglas costa who always move between bayern and juve and now morata moving between atleti and juve

I'm pretty sure that my team, Santa Cruz FC, and Vasco da Gama have a contest to see which team plays more with the away kit at home

Pep secretly wants a team made up of 5 CAMs and 5 Full backs

Gareth Bale uses Real Madrid as a gym to keep fit for Wales matches.

Loved the video would love another

Mine is that fifa liked Maradonas play style so much they paid for the creation of Messi and trained him young to make him one the greatest players to grace the pitch.

The Cornet one isn’t supposed to be anything racial btw, it’s just that he’s too good for Burnley so the joke is the they have his family hostage so he actually plays for them

My Conspiricy is any time Aaron Ramsey Scores someone dies

Borussia Dortmund let Bayern win the league every year as a Bundesliga fan I swear every time Bayern slip up dortmund just bottle it and it’s so frustrating

Coventry City Purposefully Relegated Barnet in the 17/18 season on the final day. Coventry played morcambe on the final day of the 17/18 season and drew 0-0 morcambe needed a draw to stay up and Barnet needed to win and have morcambe loose to stay up. Coventry had several clear cut chances (most of which were Genuinely easier to score than miss) and they went either right into the keepers arms or over the bar morcambe get the draw Barnet drop out of the efl.

Here is mine, City overpay for players who they are interested in then drop out to make other teams overpay for them. An example is Harry maguire, maguire isn’t a cb that pep likes but they were going to pay 75mil but dropped out when united were interested in him.

Milner has stayed 36 for the past decade

Tavernier actually has 33 goal contributions this season, including 17 goals

Bartomeu (former/disgraced Barcelona president) was on Florentino Perez' payroll

That copa america one is bang on

The fact that our team bus was bombed the day before a UCL QF against Monaco and that UEFA just refused to postpone it is kinda suspicious to me tbh

Every time Chicharito came on as a sub against Chelsea he always scored from an offside position but the goals always counted.

the old firm is played 4 teams a season in the league and then sometimes we get them in the cup, i like it because it gives us something to look forward to

Refs are not bias towards any team but they will make calls to keep certain parts of the league more watchable ie title race, top 4 or relegation.

I heard of a silly one the other day some one said Burnly don't have an away kit I laughed but at the same time I could not think of one

The glazers deliberately sack managers in their third season

“It feels like the Old Firm is played 5 times a season”. They have played 5 times this season, 4 in the league and in the Scottish Cup semifinals. Plus it’s the only Scottish game that Sky vaguely care about, so you hear about it more

When united ended arsenal unbeaten run the ref made questionable decisions and not just that match only but Fergie time was questionable

im a chelsea fan but zapacosta going for 10 million in 2021 should be some sort of money laundering ngl

My conspiracy theory is my favourite team (Videoton from hungary) can't win at away when I go for the game. I was in a lot of away game but I didn't see any win. I hope this will end at the next away game. Hajrá Vidi!❤️💙

Neither of the 2020 Champions League semi-final games were actually played. UEFA just gave 3-0 wins to PSG and Bayern, gave the clubs their TV revenue for the game, and were told to not say a word. Goals? A reasonable assortment selected from the squads. Literally no fan saw them, almost no fan remembers them. So that explains how it has been swept under the rug. How was it played on TV? Holograms.

Incredibly, from 2013-14, Rotherham was stuck in that 12 position range.

The FA sends Stuart Atwell to referee a crucial Middlesbrough game and screwed us over with awful decisions every time we have a chance of getting promoted back to the Premier league 😑

i think that greenwood on his off days was caused because hariet fought back

Europe's elite pay uefa for Liverpool to draw a team from Madrid so they can lose

My conspiracy theory is that every team I support ends up in some sort of a crisis (it happened with Barcelona and Boca 😞 all this whiles their biggest rivals went on and won something important)

the best football conspiracy without a doubt is the liverpool witch doctor curse. During Steve Grobbelaar's last game for liverpool an african witch doctor said liverpool would never win the league again until Grobbelaar plays for them again, they didnt win the league for 30 years. until the 19/20 season, Grobbelaar played in a testimonial that season and peed on the goal posts to reverse the curse. they won the league that season.

@vizeh moving to Poland when he use to be an avid Burnley fan - eyes on this!

I’m a messi fan and I believe in the copa America one look at it: 2015 losses so they made copa America Centenario n losses that as well, 2019 losses it again n the one he won was going to be in 2020. South American fa wanted him to win so bad n I’m all for it

Copa America one is definitely true and like how when he won that they tried making World Cup every 2 years😂

Please do more of this video

As a Celtic fan the old firm one feels true.

Gbamin got a few freak injuries in a row, us Everton fans make jokes that whenever he moves hes injured for the rest of the season

I can back the Pompey one. We lost to Cambridge, charlton and burton but managed to beat Wigan when 2-0 down and batter Rotherham 3-0.

Can you please do the review prem teams under 10 seconds again. Loved them

That blackburn things is definitely not true as we have never been in the playoff places since we came down until this season, instead we would stay 7 or 8 and collapse when we had a chance to jump into the play offs.

Copa america happened in 2016, a a year after the 2015 edition because it marked 100 years of the competition. The one in 2019 was a normal after a 4 year gap tournament, then they moved the competition cycle to match with the euros so the next one was 2020(postponed to 2021) and

Wanna hear another conspiracy theory? UEFA decides who wins the Europa League and Champions League every season in the month of July.