What if Simon Cowell cooked for Gordon Ramsay and Gordon Ramsay sang for Simon Cowell? The ultimate showdown. I’d pay to watch that.

Simon Cowell is the Gordon Ramsay of the music world

“You have bad energy” “awwwww, man” 😂

The first guy could have played ted bundy though...

*James Charles* : I’m the worst singer on the internet *Ian Benardo* : hold my chinchilla

You know who Simon would hate? DEVON

“I’m a superstar, you can ask my therapist” 🤣🤣🤣

“She’s adding a lot of *moans loudly into microphone* into it and it-“

Petition for Tristan to be a judge in American Idol

" *what brought you here to audition* " My mums car.

shame he didn't react to ariel the holistic vocal coach

First guy was honestly very good!😂He’s was just having a bad day...

Petition for Tristan to be a judge on a reality singing competition ❤️🙏😭👏

Tristan, at 1:49 : "Everybody knows House of the Rising Sun" me: *sweats nervously*

Simon: tAmIkA.TaMika.tuhmikah.tamikahdxbp Tamika: iTs TAMEEEEKA Simon: tahmikuh. Tamikahd 😭😂😂💀 Simon is mood 👏🏼

I feel bad for the first guy I could see he wasn’t trying to upset anybody

“You can ask one of my therapists.” 💀

Simon: *sees tristan across the room* Tristan: *sees Simon, walks slowly towards him* Both: *Stare at eachother for 9 hours, fascinated*

No One: Ian Bernardo: “And this is chinchilla specifically to show the world how rich I can be”

Ian benardo is my actually mood and life style.... "Taylor WHO? Carrie UnderWhErE?"

4:20 accurate description of *DEVON*

“That lip liner...needs some work as well” LMAO

The first guy, Andrew Fenlon, actually sang the song beautifully, and put a really interesting melancholic twist on it that was creative.

"she's adding a lot of *UHH* 😩" Me: 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

"One of the worst people went through because they were f***ing with the director" This smells like... *Devon*

It just occurred to me - I’ve never actually heard Simon sing and I wonder if he can

No one: No one at all: Simon: Tristan: chinchillas: Ian Bernardo: GlOriA

The first guy legit had amazing potential in him. I loved the tone and timbre of his voice. It's shame about the attitude, but I imagine nerves played a large part. Some people can come off really badly when their anxious, and I imagine that is what happened with that guy.

when simon asked the first dude “what brought you here today” he should’ve said “a car” it would’ve been so perfect

Tristan: “He could be a beauty guru or something” The whole beauty community: *”Am I a joke to you”* 😂

i really want Tristan to see Ariel, the holistic vocal coach

“If everybody wants you why isn’t anybody caaaaaaawlin”

Tristan: everyone knows the rising sun Me: *I do not know the rising sun*

“how is a british person gonna tell me who aMERICAN idol is?” LMAO IM SO-

The first guy had a lot of potential. He might need some social coaching, though. He seems kind of high-strung and awkward. Like a mix of antisocial and anxious. I think a little therapy & learning coping mechanisms - perhaps even medication if that's what would most benefit him - in addition to vocal training would really help him rise up, become confident, and blend better socially. Although, I won't lie... And I know I'm not the only one who feels this way, either...! He really gives me Ted Bundy-esque vibes. Maybe a little change in hair and clothes would soften up his appearance to help him ditch that aura. It's definitely gonna impede his road to success otherwise. The last guy should most definitely become a drag queen and enter RPDR instead! I feel like he'd do really great in that setting! Very dramatic, exaggerated voice and movements, very confident, clearly would love drama and throwing shade. Like he was BORN to do drag and I would LOVE to see him perform! The rest in the middle need way more work than the first and last applicants. The black girl whose name I've already forgotten - was it Tamika? - needs to calm down and curb her ego. (Although I agree the fact she had to PUSH Simon to pronounce her name correctly is incredibly frustrating and disrespectful. Accent is no excuse. And African- and Asian-Americans deal with this issue more than most other ethnicities/races - partly due to innocent ignorance, partly due to out-and-out racism - so I can't blame her, especially, for getting aggressive and defensive when Simon repeatedly mispronounced her name callously.) I'm not sure the white drunk-sounding girl whose name I didn't catch really has any excuses for being defensive, though. Not even anxiety. Just arrogance. Thank you, T-man, for giving us yet another funny and informative video! You're so adorbs it should be illegal, tbqh. Hope you're doing well! ❤ (And that you have a working a/c or central air where you are. This weather is fucking UNBEARABLE. Especially the mugginess. It feels like I'm practically swimming through the air, but without any of the actual benefits of swimming. BLECH. 😷)

I always thought that first guy was actually a good singer. Despite his attitude i would have let him through

Tristian : and I’m going to tell you why he’s not going to get through Me: .. his attitude - Tristian : his rhythm Me : - oh...

"That lip liner needs some work as well" you know you're bad when Tristan roasts you

The sad thing is, I think Ian Benardo WAS serious. He’s a megalomaniac. He actually filed so many frivolous lawsuits that he’s barred from filing new ones.

Omg I fully pissed myself when he said 'that lip liner needs some work as well' 😂😂😂

“He could be a beauty guru or something” cracked me uppppp. I love when Tristan throws a bit of shade

“That lip liner needs some work as well ..” DEAD😂😂💀

"That lip liner needs work as well...I'm just joking" right yeah...sure Me too

Simon: "your voice is terrible" Me: "well guess what I'm SPECIAL" Simon "know your not" Me: "YEAH someone told me" Simon: "who told you that" Me: "MY MOM! ever since I was a little girl she told me I was VERY special!!" Simon:...

I like how people say,"you know nothing about singing" or "I've never heard you sing", like honey how do you think they got to judge for America Idol, because they know the industry

“That lip liner needs work too!” 😂 lol I died

That "Uh" at 8:46 threw me off I thought it was some kind of porn 😂😂

10:48 "He could be a beauty guru or something." .... Like, James Charles?

_Simon cowell is a queen...I don't care what anyone says...he is so strightforward and funny_

“You need lessons” It hurts to hear, but if you wanna better yourself then you should get lessons or Learn.

Tristan: everyone knows house of the rising sun Me: yeah who doesn't Also me: *reads most recent comment about not knowing of it* My life: -is doing good- *A* *LIE*

This girls mad that the judges judged her... what did she expect?

Tristan: She’s adding a lot of 😩 into it 8:45 (Thank you for so many likes I’ve never gotten this many 😂💕)

I literally said in my head “she is using too much vibrato” and like a second later Tristan said it. Lol

The first guy was sorry for what he did. From my point of view, the judges were wrong, especially that one girl who talked to him. She definitely shows this kind of superior role that she has. "Oh, we give you a chance when people have to wait years." He shows humility when he is open to speaking and listens to what the judges have to say to him, and he also apologizes a lot. He was just excited and nervous when he asked the question: "Do you know that song?", and it just came off as if he meant it in a bad way. He doesn't have to be asked something, to start a conversation with the judges. Yes, he is there to be judged. Did he get judged for his voice? No! They only judged his personality and character. They never EVER mentioned his voice, which was pretty good actually.

"Shes adding a lot of **moans** to it"

I love how Tristan is not only critiquing the contestants but also the judges 👏👏

“That lip liner needs some work too” 😂😂 I lost it fam I’m deceased 😂😂💀 Small KZfaqr Working Towards A Dream ❤️

REACT TO “REMAKING SENORITA WITHOUT HEARING IT, by Kurt Hugo” YOU NEED TO REACT TO IT!!!!!!!

Maybe it’s because I watch too much J.Star that I expected that guy, Ian, to say ‘Hi, how are ya?’ lmao

I like how Tristan actually gives tips instead of just ripping on the people like the judges 💗💞💖💖💚❤️💜💞💝

i wanna see simon cowell judge gordon ramsays singing and gordon ramsay judge simon cowells cooking

why does tamikas voice sound like the alien voice filter on snapchat

Tristan: she’s adding a lot of **moans** Me: say again?

the first guy actually knows how to sing but he came to be a meme and it's obvious he's not here to contest

"what what brought you here to audition?" "what brought me here to audition?" *a car of course*

"aw man" first thought: *creeper*

Me before watching the video: Simon’s about to end their non-existing careers. Me after watching the video: i was correct.......

The 3 Devon accounts already disliked, damn

React to Simon helping contestants do better (Like putting them with someone else and giving them another chance)

“That lip liner need work as well” made me laugh so hard🤣🤣

nobody: Literally no one: Her: "ItS TaMiKAaa!!!!!"

To be fair, t's a TV show. If a vocal coach spoke that way to someone IRL then yes, I'd have a problem. But it's not like they go on TV not knowing who Simon Cowell is. Just my opinion tho

Omg when that one guy whipped out his chinchilla scarf, I legitimately wheezed 😂😂😂 I’m dead!!!

You don't start your list of qualifications with "superstar" when there's only 2 other things in the list xD

Gordan Ramsey for the food industry Simon Cowell for the talent industry Naomi Campbell for the modelling industry

The last guy sounds like the seagull from The Little Mermaid 💀😂

I died when he said "The lip liner needs some work too" We love a straightforward queen!

The ‘superstar’ is like Miranda Sing’s brother or something 😭😭 I just-

react to Alec Benjamin. both his demos on his yt channel and his latest album. he’s so talented but also i feel like not many ppl know ab him. if anything they may only recognize his name from “let me down slowly” on the radio. he’s so underrated and his personality is the cutest lol.

Why does Tamika have two pairs of glasses on tho😂

Randy: "God dude I don't even know what to say?" Ian: "Thank you" Tristan: *adorable laughter* This video was everything!

11:24 “This is chinchilla fur” Tristan: *laughs* Me: THE POOR CHINCHILLA

“She needs to work on that lip liner too” 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Ian Bernardo reminds me of James Charles lel

"that lip liner needs some work too." I'M cHoKiNg...

10:53 is that Jeffree Star!? "Hello, how are ya." 😂😂

She’s adding a lot of oUOuOhHg into it

Tristan: trying to backup Simon while at the same time trying to disagree with him. Me:........yes?? 😂😂💞 love you Tristan 💞😂😂

*„That lip liner needs some work as well”* 😭🤣

The last one is basically narcissism at it's best 😂

Tristan: one of the WORST people.... Me: *under my breath* Devon???

Like so he react to Dustin and Suzie singing Never Ending Story from Stranger Things!!

*that lip liner needs some work as well* -Tristan 2k19 😂

That last guy is simply too powerful for most of us to comprehend

“You have bad energy” VIBE CHECK

“Everyone knows house of the rising sun” Me: ... Me: I DONT

He really said “It’s three syallables- Hol-ly-Wood” Iaughed right along with you Tristan omggg😂😭

11:30 his resume sounds like Miranda sings

The phrase that I took home with me today: *"pinion don't mean nuttin'"*