Alhaitham really taught us how to avoid people by not being mean

Alhaitham, an experienced introvert: - Me taking notes:👀✍️

Yao Yao: We can eat the giant octopus Traveler: But Osial is a god, we can't just- Xiangling: Finally, a worthy cook! Our meal shall be legendary!

Alhaitham is such a mood, honestly, in many aspects. Hes one of a characters I can relate to. Espacialy with pretending to be busy, so I will be left alone.

Alhaitham being the gigachad he is and helping us avoid socializing with difficult people.

I see Alhaitham is well versed in the arts of social stealth

The first Alhaitham line is so relatable.

I think that Beidou and Ningguang interaction caught EVERYONE off-guard lmao. It's pretty interesting, though: in the CN and JP version, multiple speculations are concluding how Beidou seemed to be oddly shy and wanted to do something other than chess. Beidou most of the time is a straightforward person, but here Ningguang goes on to tease her for being indirect. In the EN however, Ningguang's va sounded a little more pissed off and bitter from Yelan showing up on the Alcor and talking to Beidou (Which is pretty insane, considering it was Ningguang that sent her there in the first place). Though the obvious thing all languages have in common is the innuendo. This game can get crazy at times.

Osial: trying to destroy Liyue Harbor Yaoyao: Would it taste better grilled or fried?

Ninguang and beidou: the ultimate married couple arguing over chess

ningguang and beidou's lines sounds so...🧍‍♀️

Alhaitham is a whole mood

Ninguang to Beidou: How an I supposed to please you?? Me: Ayyooo??

Alhaitham *giving traveler advice to avoid social interactions.* They will leave you alone rater quickly 😎 Kaveh *kicking the door open* Is this a challenge Alhaitham!?

Osial after hearing that: ......., You know what, Rex Lapis can keep Liyue. I don't want anything to do with those wierdos....

ningguang: I hate Beidou also ningguang: *invites her for chess*

Alhaitham reminds me of lisa, mostly because of the voicelines (morning, evening an noon voicelines)

Xiangling waiting to eat Dvalin, Yaoyao wanting to eat Osial... Even if they could beat them, their flesh is likely toxic from the raw elemental energy.

Yaoyao be like: "Yo, that ocean god looking kinda tasty."

Damn I relate to Al haitham so hard

After listening to like every alhaitham clips I can find, I found that we both incredibly share a similar thinking process. A perfect mirror of myself, just more handsome, cool and buff than I ever could be. It's a shame I don't need him at the moment, only his sword.

I also make people think so much that they go away and I do that on purpose and it's nice 🙃.

I find Beidou and Ningguang to be quite the funny twin. They always get in each other's business but come down to a mutual agreement. Also, mentioning Yanshang Teahouse and "one other"? That could imply they drag the traveler into there, play a game of chess and discuss a few things... or have a good night - depends on how they would take it.

3 players playing chess? What the THUCK is going on in GI

Yeah...I'm just gonna think about the special chess game Ningguang said she was going to do for us that should be released as a permanent mechanic like TCG. Imagine they do that and troll us by revealing that Ning and Beidou were *actually* just playing chess all along.

Alhaithem reminds me of Saiki

remember last year's lantern rite when beidou talked abou playing chess with ningguang? and how ayato and thoma were playing chess at the start of his story quest? i'm starting to think that "playing chess" is just a common teyvat euphemism for gay sex

wait how do you grill osial isn't he litteraly water

Grill octopu, zhonli worst nightmare

Beidou and Ningguang,i Just have one think to say for you two: JUST GET MARRIED AT ONCE, DAMMIT!

Alhaitham sounds like a friendlier Diluc.

FLUSTERED LESBIAN NOISES

If you ate an octopus god, you could see the fabric of time and communicate with lightening.

I always suspected that Beidou and ningguang are doing sus things under the table, and I'm not Talking sexually or romantically, they do be doing some illegal shit, ever since I did beidou's hang out and I've i felt they're both are doing shady things behind the scenes, from ningguang line about doing things in public will damage beidou's reputation, because she's seen as a good person in liyue, but if her secret crimes are out to the public she'll be hated by the people, ningguang on the other hand is literally controling the contry and she can (like corrupt politicians) easily get way with it, it's like how the Cia secretly works with the mafia

Ah yes "chess" same vibes as "monopoly"

Alhaitham is soooo relatable though!!! Like mood

0:27 when did alhaitham say that? can't find it in his voiceover in game lol

Yaoyao The God Eater Also known as YTGE

alhaitham just like me fr

Dang it it's the 4th time now ! Why do I relate to so many characters ? xD

Ninguaung beidou and yelan Im so confused rn

"play chess"

Yes beidou ninng and yelan in one bed, that is exactly what I needed this morning. Amen

'chess'... That's what we are calling it now?

Am I the only who thinks that Beidou just wanted to do something else cause she is a very active woman, and chess is just not her cup of tea? Really, sometimes you just have to see a friendship as friendship. Life is not only romantic relationships.

we are talk about chess~CHESS right? right?

where'd the last half come from?

Chess, huh. Chess. That's how you call it. Chess. Sure.

Beiguang really sus here

is it just me or genshin impact is getting more gay/lesbian with every passing update