“Focus on your duty not that booty” - a humble Yagi

0:49 for anyone confused by this. Black Lotus is a very sought after card in Magic, often touted as one of the most expensive cards ever. Basically if you own one you have atleast a couple grand in the form of a trading card. So obviously to destroy it is essentially akin burning up that money. Magic has alot of working parts to it so I won't get into why its a good card. But, its a extremely versatile card to have in any deck. Not that id pay anywhere near the price they ask for it tho lol. But if you happen to have one and do a little research, well irl you could get a influx of money if you happen to sell it. With how things are right now I would. Stonks.

Show dogs and puppies to us one more time…

I love how he inverts the colors to not blind us but then proceeds to have the blinding static transition

0:50 that just hurts my soul. I'm pretty sure its fake but black lotus mtg card is worth half a million dollars.

#dankness Her: I bet he's thinking about other girls Him: Why is a Chili called "chili" when chilly means cold and chilis are hot?

That MTG card meme … He just ripped up one of the most valuable MTG cards of all time

4:01 Sometimes, I love the attempts at censoring the names. Blue check mark? Cyanide and Happiness icon? Wonder who it could be!

17:00 people from Alabama: *"The numbers, Mason - what do they mean?"*

0:52 black lotus is either the rarest or most expensive card in the whole game, or both. I forgot.

#dankness me: turns fan off cuz its getting cold everyone else in the helicopter: :0

“ Pirates of the Caribbean” “And the time escape from that” “sadistic b***h from Atlantis” 🤣😭💀

17:30 In Alabama you need far less ancestors.

0:53 Could have paid a year's worth of rent if you knew.

20:39 Glad they freaking did, like damn this woman looks terrifying

I mean as a Bahamian on the picture with "Do you want to boost your funeral? Hire me the professional mourned to come and cry at the funeral. Below me are the " Summer Specials" prices 1.Normal crying 2. Bahamian Hollering 3.Crying and rolling on the ground 4.Crying and threatening to jump into the grave 2.Bahamian hollering Is basically what u will hear at a funeral in the Bahamas . Your welcome😌👌

1:13 is that fricking learning the hard way reference?!

Best Dad Joke of all time!

3:40 that guy is a boss for sure

If you ever have to bury a body, plant endangered plants all over the area so it's illegal to disturb the area.

17:32 the alabbaman kid who has 49 ancestors: *nervously sweating*

That black lotus one pained me

IM NOT JOKING THE SECOND THE WINDSHIELD ONE CUT TO STATIC I GOT A SAFELIGHT AD LMFAOOOOOOOO

That’s what Barbie would look like after sitting on the dash in a car in the middle of August in Arizona.

18:53 I found a picture that's more or less the same in our social studies book at 9th Grade, I'm in 10th now. It said something along the lines of, "This picture reminds the reader of another big incident that happened in China." Never bothered to check it out because I predicted the question won't come in the finals, it did not. But now, fellow meme viewers, I ask of you to help this ignorant stranger and speak out your mind if you happen to know about this.

3:48 I am so freaking mad that she believes such a good boy as the dog would ever be joking around about his species. /s btw

I really laughed hard at the Doctor Who one :D

The magic card one pained the hell out of me

0:53 for anyone who know this is an incredibly rare and expensive card. I mean like 80,000 dollars

I’m all about the kisses from the popper a beautiful Doggo😂❤

I’m loving the M:tG content

0:49 I get this completely by chance because i watched a documentary about trading cards about two weeks ago

If all crime was legal for 24 hours, I’d probably steal books and Lego sets, lol.

4:56. This has two layers: the obvious one, and the fact that it's only for one day :>

17:20 Incest could make this number a lot smaller

4:29 - Daim thats dark

do you know how furiously i'm glaring at the mtg one

1:44 fore fuoks sake, bombes dont need oil chances😂

Memes that cure my drug addiction. 👾

3:25 nah this madlad is my idol 😂

13:20 That aint what a big ass looked like in 92, that was what they were ALLOWED to put in a music video in 92

16:02 Fucking - Genius.

13:25 I mean, that's like mine, and having gone shopping for pants at various points in my life, I can tell you that it is bigger than what a lot of pants (specifically jeans, I've found that a lot of women's pants that aren't jeans are easier to fit into right) are made for (without a belt or anything). Granted, I'm also buying cheap ones because, you know, they're cheap.

#dankness Me haves a bad Day Memeillion: Its opposite day

6:05 bro they look better than the population of earth even on their worst days.

0:44 good jop hiding the names of the user

6:00 theres 5 if no one is there. 2 if theres 1 person. 1 if theres 2 people. Using the stall if theres any more.

0:55 for those who dont know, this card costs 12.000 € at least

3:34 that’s one hell of a sigma boss

3:08 take a money management class next

13:02 thats the exact reason i want to go back in the past

17:23 jokes on you, about 4 generations back on my mother’s side my ancestors were all orphans

19:53 Basically the bio of 90% of dating profiles.

the only sad thing about the video is that you can only like it once

10:28 I got a safelite ad

Truth

NOOOO THE PUPPER IS GOING TO GIVE ME A RASH ON MY FACE

9:15 “Temporarily closed” because it’s a museum. You can finally view in peace

2:35 PFFT so trueee i can differentiate pretty much all east asian languages by sound or by writing

When I saw the MTG black lotus i cried

7:03 Full Counter

Half of this video isn’t even things that make you go hol’ up, it’s just insults

0:46 the exact moment your soul leaves your body

I died at the confused jethalal meme

Truth.

You could always tell an anime kid from regulars, they over emoted everything and had some kind of Asian feature in their dress or property lol

RIP kevin heart 😂

I love how he’s inverts colors for all pfp and censoring names, then Dwayne the rock Johnson comes up and he still inverts it, then doesn’t invert some peoples pfps

2:19 they might've had feathers

4:12 i need to show this to my mom

1:54 This dense woman....

12:28 I thought that all uncles grabbed the white stuff that comes out of you.

0:45 Noooooooooooooooooo

bombs inside a box near the tesla corporation

9:57 ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWING UP

3:34 W boss lmfao

truth

for those that dont know, the black lotus card is worth is worth $500,000, aka, you could trade it for a house and in several cases the person trading the house would make a profit

(3:12) Yeah. But did it get rid of your headache?

truth or dare DAVID (you know what you did)

Wait...i want to learn how to cook crack in my microwave.

@15:40. As a Muslim, this is freaking hilarious🤣🤣.

Nah is that Micheal Reeves at the end

15:40 bro I’ve seen this one before still funny now

I already commit all the crimes I want to commit.

6:03 3 if you are normal 2 if you vhose chaos

17:30 Potentially you can change all those numbers to 2

20:50 if she grew her hair and put on some lipstick, she would look more barbie like that whatever she is now

3:59 same

#dankness Her: I bet he's thinking about other girls Him: Are oranges named orange because theyre orange or is the colour named orange because the fruit orange is orange?

17:32 what about the people from "pure" bloodlines tho

17:51 male feminists in a nutshell

10:40 what hold up about that it’s just true

9:56 damnn

15:46 - 16:03 100% True! 👍😂👍

My chapters glitched and the first chapter is telltale’s history and the second is the walking dead game season one

The ancestry mathematics was just wrong, it hurt my soul to hear, fr fr

Please explain the D&D one or I’ll be searching the internet all day

15:46 literally everyone replied to a random typo i make: it's (you're not your) (they're not there) me: where's that same energy when i was in school struggling to learn with my dyslexia & no one helped then?😞

Wtf is 0:53 supposed to be?