Wanda Sykes' Idea To Fix D.C.: Bring Back The Duel

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6 жыл бұрын

'Talk Show the Game Show' executive producer Wanda Sykes thinks one arcane tradition could solve a lot of problems in D.C.
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@reddragon8 5 жыл бұрын

I laughed soo much when she said moving boxes and a Uhaul! Somebody needs to do this now!

@lindathalman3506 4 жыл бұрын

Moving boxes and a U-Haul... best idea in the world. Thanks Wanda and Stephen. I'm crying with laughter in lockdown April 2020 in France.

@thesoundsmith 6 жыл бұрын

"...gettin' ahead of the lie..." Wanda, you absolutely NAILED it! Love it.

@danawilson2294 4 жыл бұрын

The world needs more wanda sykes

@acepilot1 3 жыл бұрын

Wanda is a force of nature, a hurricane of humor and humility

@macbookproearly2011 6 жыл бұрын

she's highly intelligent, people subconsciously apply bias to her and you can hear it in her voice and the things she talks about. beautiful woman.

@brownbetty3546 4 жыл бұрын

not intelligent enough to stay away from Epstein Island.

@littyblissed2004 4 жыл бұрын

she was soooo funny in vids available now of sitcom with dreyfuss..julia louise..old christine adventures..

@Bagglady889 Жыл бұрын

She is great.

@chriscasey1929 6 жыл бұрын

This woman has been making me laugh for years.

@LisaLisa-rl3pm 5 жыл бұрын

A lot!

@garlicknot887 5 жыл бұрын

For what exactly ?

@viescotty3577 5 жыл бұрын

Yes, absolutely. I've learned to go to bathroom BEFORE I listen to her.

@kimmyisgreen2929 5 жыл бұрын

Still miss her show.

@angelginorio9542 5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@nancymesek 6 жыл бұрын

I just love Wanda’s humour. Such talent and natural beauty.

@Nandie27 6 жыл бұрын

I love Wanda..she's hilarious 😂😂😂

@larse9999 5 жыл бұрын

"I'd show up with boxes and a uhaul" while signaling get out, its time to go! Lol!

@chrisdameron3398 4 жыл бұрын

Wanda Sykes has got to be top tier woman comedian, comedian in general. Love her and she IS an icon.

@esslar1 6 жыл бұрын

Ever since I first saw her many years ago, I've always been delighted by Wanda Sykes. She's one of a kind.

@ycart3285 6 жыл бұрын

I love Wanda Sykes, she's an inspiration to brilliant funny women everywhere!

@JessicaHarmina 5 жыл бұрын

She is hands down the QUEEN OF COMEDY!🖤

@sjcohen4444 6 жыл бұрын

I love Wanda. I lost it when she said she would accept an invite to the White House and bring moving boxes and a U-Haul.

@PhantomKaratOfficial 6 жыл бұрын

love her - she's one of America's funniest comedians

@HH-gv8mx 6 жыл бұрын

I LOVE Wanda! I missed her on Curb this year!

@annnee6818 6 жыл бұрын

PhantomKaratOfficial Yep! Agree fully😎

@simonfrederiksen104 6 жыл бұрын

PhantomKaratOfficial Amen to that - Greetings from Denmark

@gunhedd5375 6 жыл бұрын

Word.

@JamesChessman 6 жыл бұрын

I can't deal with her voice though lol.

@alfredo.zauce1892 6 жыл бұрын

The trouble with bringing back the duel is, a duel is a fight for honour. No one on Capitol Hill has any honour whatsoever, so no one would ever actually do it.

@NellieKAdaba 6 жыл бұрын

True

@christinepierce7560 5 жыл бұрын

Gray Fullbuster 👩‍🎤Good point🇺🇸

@vicaravitakka8332 5 жыл бұрын

Plus some people would back out by using bone spurs as an excuse.

@JPMJPM 5 жыл бұрын

How about trial by combat, then? 😁

@lizzward8165 5 жыл бұрын

Brilliant statement, just love it

@HKim0072 6 жыл бұрын

She's very underrated as a comedian.

@garlicknot887 5 жыл бұрын

HKim0072 wait she’s a comedian ? Lmao

@garlicknot887 5 жыл бұрын

Dino Sabalić she’s the same woman who got booed off stage a couple years back right ? Then started cussing out the crowd ? Yeah so hilarious 😂

@4Everlast 5 жыл бұрын

@@garlicknot887 Is there a comedian that hasn't been booed off stage? So what? I'm not sure why, probably Trump related i'm guessing. Never seen her not being funny and her NASA bit is one of the best female bits ever.

@garlicknot887 5 жыл бұрын

Dino Sabalić her whole bit was “Fuck Trump” and the Boston crowd booed her into oblivion 😂 I mean when you just repeat what CNN, late night talk shows, and every other SJW comedian says, it gets old. I’m so glad she’s not really that relevant anyways

@4Everlast 5 жыл бұрын

@@garlicknot887 As i suspected. That shit doesn't mark her as a bad comedian tho, but you fuckers are to touchy about you're politics. But she should be smarter as even the name Trump in a comedy is a turn off.

@donaldstorm4959 4 жыл бұрын

Wanda Sykes is one of the most amazing women this country has had the luck of having her in it. I would love to see her have a duel, I know she would win 😄 what a brilliant human being she is, thanks for bringing us Joy to the world, once again she is one amazing funny lady you just have to love her!

@armartin0003 6 жыл бұрын

It's true though.... If you brought back dueling, Trump would run away so fast you wouldn't even have to wait for Mueller to go get'em.

@annnee6818 6 жыл бұрын

Adam Martin And then he'd brag "I am the best runner, I did the fastest run anyone has ever seen, and I had a bigger crowd watching me run than any president in history" 😒

@jsteel8288 6 жыл бұрын

Adam Martin Trump would stand his ground like a man... ...then, as per usual, stab his opponent in the back.

@seanromanowski 6 жыл бұрын

Adam Martin yeah, because he doesn't want to die? Do you liberals really believe bringing back dueling is moral? Lmfao

@armartin0003 6 жыл бұрын

Sean, why do you think I'm a liberal? I just think Trump is a pussy. Andrew Jackson would bend him over and have his way with him. What a loser of a president.

@zakiachowdhury1146 6 жыл бұрын

Trump would get a doctor's note to save himself and then put someone else in his place to do the dirty work.

@kathleensmitholdwhitewoman7200 5 жыл бұрын

Wanda can even make Ellen laugh hysterically.

@lexiegarcia8754 6 жыл бұрын

Can she host SNL already????

@danawilson2294 4 жыл бұрын

I love her she’s great!

@Onus6688 6 жыл бұрын

A guy consumed Horse manure "because a crowd was chanting for him to" .. and people wonder how Trump happend...

@davifernandeslima01 6 жыл бұрын

way more funny and intelligent then the parts given to her in her movies. go girl! love you!

@magdalisalmodovar9113 4 жыл бұрын

Wanda is to much love her..shes hilarious.

@47sabrine 6 жыл бұрын

Wanda is one of the funniest people ever

@klunes_1050 6 жыл бұрын

your an inspiration for people with Downs, keep on doing what your doing, great job.

@ffamaro 6 жыл бұрын

lol Klunes. I am amazed that 47sabrine was able to type a message on KZfaq. Keep up the good work 47, you are a very special person.

@robgore3881 4 жыл бұрын

If you believe that, you are an oxygen thief!!

@DeathlyTired 6 жыл бұрын

For Jon & the band to give you a Stevie Wonder walk on, you gotta be *really* good.

@annnee6818 6 жыл бұрын

insomniacfolder She is 😎

@kelliemalone8916 6 жыл бұрын

Camera should pan to Stay Human more frequently

@victoriabaker4400 6 жыл бұрын

In the broadcast, they play a lot more of the time, on camera. The videos on YT don't show the whole thing. I wish they did.

@edcpike 6 жыл бұрын

I would have danced my way to the stage.

@animeshortcake21 6 жыл бұрын

insomniacfolder I thought she was talking and waving to the band.

@Jerricola2 6 жыл бұрын

If we're having duels we need to do this right, no guns, just fists. Two men enter, one man leaves. They say build the wall.... I say build the Thunderdome.

@jaelynn7575 6 жыл бұрын

Or just plain old fencing. It's way harder and more of a workout that you'd think. Plus is hurts when someone scores a point, even with the padded top on. I can't recall official name and I'm too tired to look it up.

@anonymous-zn5em 6 жыл бұрын

hell yeah, just give me 15 minutes with Trump in a cage full of hedge-apple sized rocks. Done deal.

@anonymous-zn5em 6 жыл бұрын

Prez Bone Spurs is a draft-dodger, so he's neither current nor ex-military. A coward. Easily defeatable. Just shout loud and brandish any weapon and he'll shit his britches.

@1969Makaveli 6 жыл бұрын

anon ymous LMAO

@madgreek253 6 жыл бұрын

anon ymous By weapon, do you mean a book?

@RandomStranger246 5 жыл бұрын

I feel like she intimidates Stephen a bit. Go Wanda!

@LisaLisa-rl3pm 5 жыл бұрын

I'd show up with moving boxes and a U-Haul. 😂

@favoritemelodies9995 3 жыл бұрын

I love this woman! She’s smart and very funny..😄

@LisaLisa-526 5 жыл бұрын

Wanda rocks!! Love, Love, Love her❤

@IndiaBurke 6 жыл бұрын

Terrific band love the horns! John Batiste, awesome! Wanda Sykes is spot on!

@griecedaza2275 6 жыл бұрын

Wanda I love you,you're a great comedian and a great person,congratulations.

@go-goakins1489 5 жыл бұрын

Go Wanda go!!!👏👍

@SelinaCat 5 жыл бұрын

That suit is class and couture.

@dannyc8338 4 жыл бұрын

Love Wanda..she is just down to earth, real, etc...she is just a wonderful person.

@leroyalexander_ 5 жыл бұрын

wanda sykes is one of the funniest comedians ive ever seen usually making all the hosts laugh but mr colbert can make anyone laugh, even wanda!

@lavenderamberli 6 жыл бұрын

It's amazing to see them together, because they both have done the Hot One's interview pretty recently.

@seir323 6 жыл бұрын

Holy crap, I have been SAYING this. All this posturing and swagger needs an outlet.

@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 6 жыл бұрын

politicians as bold and strong as soldiers? only if they take for self will they risk their lives. rule by force is next. being six foot seven and trained in combat life long that is not such a bad deal for me n mine.

@thewhispererindarkness9117 6 жыл бұрын

Twilight Gardens presentations "being six foot seven" If it's a pistol duel that'd be a downside. You could choose swords but in the Code Duello they could protest as not being a proficient swordsman.

@anitaclarke1304 6 жыл бұрын

Love ya Wanda !!!

@JimFortune 6 жыл бұрын

Something positive about Trump: He won't live forever.

@memorandom7484 6 жыл бұрын

I mean, he's in his seventies, overweight and lives on junkfood - he's probably not going to live to the end of the decade. Well, we can hope.

@discosecret6363 6 жыл бұрын

Jim Fortune He’s one pound below obese

@JimFortune 6 жыл бұрын

Disco/Secret And he'll live to be 200. And he has miraculously cured himself of heel spurs.

@joeys4289 6 жыл бұрын

He's not a twin

@kellyparkinson444 6 жыл бұрын

"The good always die young but assholes live forever!" Have no idea the original author of the quote, I got it from my fav comedian, Lewis Black.

@michaelomar7035 5 жыл бұрын

she should host the Academy Awards this year .

@ksea6565 6 жыл бұрын

Love her so much....bring back the duel lol

@siddharthbirdi 6 жыл бұрын

So your plan is to duel Dems against the gun nuts, do you see a problem with that plan or do you hate the Dems that much.

@burtshort9900 6 жыл бұрын

she make a good side kick like that woman who is a side kick for Howard Stern. like Ed McMann .but she is probably overqualified for the job.

@unitedjt345 6 жыл бұрын

im dead

@siddharthbirdi 6 жыл бұрын

Fair point, but the avg gun enthusiast is overwhelmingly Republican, Dem gun ownership and expertise is on avg way below that of Republicans so regardless of individual instances, my point still stands.

@thewhispererindarkness9117 6 жыл бұрын

Siddharth Birdi Well about the ownership, to my knowledge the pistols were chosen just before the duel so ownership wouldn't matter. As for expertise, it's a single shot pistol at short range that's highly prone to misfiring. And this all assuming swords weren't chosen for the duel.

@eerereps 6 жыл бұрын

added her to my personal "celebs i love" list!

@TheOleHermit 4 жыл бұрын

"LMAO!! Wanda is awesome!", Ol' Whitey.

@YouFightLikeACow 6 жыл бұрын

I love her voice!

@AWARHERO 6 жыл бұрын

Trump: "tell Melania i was in the situation room handling Storm weather reports...." ;)

@jamiengaddis8416 6 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love her. She is so funny!

@johnedwardjones999 6 жыл бұрын

I love Wanda and have for a long time. Funny and spot on with her humor.

@justhuman24 5 жыл бұрын

Wanda is pure gold!

@alankline3454 4 жыл бұрын

😇😍Wanda is great. Love her and Steven colbert

@Bubzietown 4 жыл бұрын

Wanda looks really great here! Hair and makeup on point.

@neilbensch8363 6 жыл бұрын

She was so close to calling him Jon Stewart. Good save though

@shanen.3554 6 жыл бұрын

or John Oliver

@Benjamin_Gilbert-Lif 6 жыл бұрын

She was saying Jon while waving to Jon batiste no Stephen

@awashington8447 6 жыл бұрын

Neil Bensch I thought I was tho only one that caught that 😂😂😂

@marcavonevans 6 жыл бұрын

Neil Bensch yup. I ran it back immediately. LOL

@archer9855 6 жыл бұрын

Benjamin G.L. a few moments later she was about to say "Hey John" but got interrupted by Stephen

@MrSean03839 6 жыл бұрын

For all the Trump voters, just stop and think how you would feel about him if he had a D as his party affiliation. Trump is the swamp.

@robgore3881 4 жыл бұрын

So foolish, he is fixing the crap the obama left behind!! The traitor!!

@MrSean03839 3 жыл бұрын

@@robgore3881 Sure Vladamir!

@GreenOrchid9 5 жыл бұрын

Wanda Sykes to host the next Oscars😆

@mori1bund 6 жыл бұрын

Seriously, no one got Stephen's Wakanda name drop? ^^

@awashington8447 6 жыл бұрын

mori1bund I caught it lol

@Johnny-rx4hs 6 жыл бұрын

mori1bund I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Trump thought Wakanda was a real place.

@mori1bund 6 жыл бұрын

Phil Lewis: "This country Wakanda is a shithole country, but I heard they've got vibranium! We should totally go to war with them! Let's attack them and then blame Hillary!"

@Johnny-rx4hs 6 жыл бұрын

"We should be letting people in from good countries like Latveria."

@quinmorrow2464 6 жыл бұрын

mori1bund I

@brianwattanga1814 5 жыл бұрын

Wanda Sykes is impressive in her stand up comedy

@annaaddcox9023 6 жыл бұрын

She's so fantastic. Thanks for being you, Wanda!

@snowstrobe 6 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: The space between the two sides of the house in the UK parliament is exactly the distance necc to engage in a sword duel, as this was a common way to settle a dispute when the British parliament was set up...

@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 6 жыл бұрын

Drawn Hi hon sorry but its actually two swords & an inch appart. It's meant to discourage dueling & to remind MP's to find peaceful solutions to disagreements. There's even a red line on the carpet on each side where the MP's stand. To remind them to seek resolutions by peaceful means. I've added a link below if you'd like to learn more about this little quirk from the UK Parliament. Have a good one. Cheers. 😊 www.google.com.au/amp/s/parliamentum.org/2011/07/28/two-swords-and-one-inch-apart/amp/

@nicolemandeville4217 6 жыл бұрын

Yup two swords. Set up to prevent MPs from stabbing eachother.

@Chat-a-Tete 6 жыл бұрын

Situation room just took on a new meaning🌟

@Mitch6697 5 жыл бұрын

i been a fan of Wanda for years always makes me laugh

@normanhirtle3180 6 жыл бұрын

This is one of the funniest interviews in awhile, loved it.

@AccidentalLyrics 6 жыл бұрын

I agree with Wanda. Let'em duke it out. I'd love to see Mitch McConnell go at it with John McCain.

@lucole4778 6 жыл бұрын

Larry Summers but not current McCain, his brain cancer has weakened him. Candidate McCain would kick that turtle’s ass tho.

@wardoc0435 4 жыл бұрын

I'd love for that to happen too. Because McConnell would have to die in order to meet up with our dearly missed American hero John McCain.

@nicholassmith3228 6 жыл бұрын

Wanda Sykes came up with the most meta talk show-related idea lol. People coming on actually getting scored based on their ridiculous tropiness. Carding for excessive name dropping is an awesome plan.

@jennrdh15 5 жыл бұрын

"Is the porn star dead yet?" - She's brave for that.

@bibiannelove8212 6 жыл бұрын

Moving boxes and a U-Haul...lmao

@crystalmckinney3151 4 жыл бұрын

I love glasses on her!💓

@Kamburakirimi. 5 жыл бұрын

love her... ❤️

@selfishcapitalist3523 4 жыл бұрын

Bring back duels! As a Republican, I approve this message.

@maryannmcqueen2101 5 жыл бұрын

I LOVE WANDA SYKES .... she is an amazing comedian but an incredible woman too @@ waving to Wanda

@duggydugg3937 3 жыл бұрын

Wanda just makes you happy

@barbaraalibozek8355 3 жыл бұрын

You are Awesome Wanda!

@ViteloElyos 6 жыл бұрын

All jokes aside, talk duels, open debates in public would be quite refreshening for any democracy. Talking, finding a consensus and even fighting are fundamental in a democracy, reading Hannah Arendt would help many people.

@dawulpertingerofstarland5257 6 жыл бұрын

Such a finny gal and great personality

@TrishTruitt 6 жыл бұрын

TRUMP IN A DUEL With his dying breath "It's not FAIR! It's a witch hunt!"

@maryrosekent8223 6 жыл бұрын

Trish Truitt I certainly like the “dying breath” part.

@lizzward8165 5 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆

@jemiebridges3197 4 жыл бұрын

Dunk him again, fat floats.

@devonlindsay3879 3 жыл бұрын

She's great in everyway. Listen to her phone call to a prison, asking about sex visits to a prisoner!

@kjackson5899 6 жыл бұрын

Thank you the late show for the laughs in a not so laughable time .

@robinmiller1383 6 жыл бұрын

Right on Wanda! Albright and a kardashian in the same room? Bet you thought you smokin' a blunt!

@BladeWinters 6 жыл бұрын

Yellow Card, excessive name dropping

@natedavies954 5 жыл бұрын

Wanda's spit take was perfect lol

@debbiesantacruz1546 6 жыл бұрын

When I read duel, I thought she meant swords. That! would be great. Anyone in Congress against Trump! haha

@rookyofficial 6 жыл бұрын

Great interview! Love her

@tinaloveseddie 6 жыл бұрын

That little dual skit😂😂

@caroltesol1 6 жыл бұрын

Wanda looks great

@matthewhudson7883 6 жыл бұрын

I loved her voice work in 'Over the Hedge' and 'Crank Yankers'.

@Amenti_H 6 жыл бұрын

- Is there anything positive that comes to mind when you think about the president? - Donald Trump is not a cannibal.

@richarddarlington1139 6 жыл бұрын

"Proof?"

@Amenti_H 6 жыл бұрын

Eric Trump is still alive.

@richarddarlington1139 6 жыл бұрын

Amenti H Really? How can you tell?

@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 6 жыл бұрын

Amenti H As far as the American people are aware. 😲🍖😵

@Amenti_H 6 жыл бұрын

Richard Darlington You think he's a zombie?..

@boulshyte8932 6 жыл бұрын

"Is the open star dead?" That's so fucking funny

@sallydavison5851 3 жыл бұрын

Oooooohhhhh yes, Wanda!!! No more wars either, then!

@Serprizebuttsecks 6 жыл бұрын

I am 250% for bringing back the Duel because even Michael J Fox has quicker and steadier reflexes than Trump! Its the quickest way out for everyone xD

@christelheadington1136 6 жыл бұрын

I would engage Trump in a battle of wits, but I can't harm an unarmed man.

@sarahmason9831 4 жыл бұрын

Not so smooth

@nwat1993 5 жыл бұрын

Wanda is hilarious, stephen looks uncomfortable at times when wanda shocks (guess its the pressure from network heads)

@moimeself1088 2 жыл бұрын

Stephen always looks awkward with other comedians, with the possible exception of Jon Stewart and John Oliver. Maybe you have to be a John for him to like you as a comedian. 🤷🏾‍♀️