Ancient creepy things:"Foolish mortals" Emperor Zombie:Do i look mortal to you? damn,best quote eva

"STOP! YOU'LL RELEASE THE DEMIGOOODDD!! "You mean that big magical thing you used to conquer the world thousands of years ago, then I believe that introduction are in order. PLUCK IT!

Mike Mignola is the MAN!!! Truly an amazing piece of work.

"Groin's looking out for your behind, Head. You can't keep him at arm's length!"

emperor zombie: Now what do you have to say? aggie: You've done it. grenaldine: Yay. emperor zombie: I'm so excited I just made water in my pantaloons!

Pardon me if I say "Puppycock". Then say it! Puppycock.

As cool as this show would have been, it IS kind of important not to think about it too hard. Screw: "You let America down..." (In my head): This is the civil war era, the U.S. has only been a COUNTRY for 90 years, and Patience was turned into a vampire at the orders of Emperor Zombie 187 years ago, meaning he was actually last ALIVE at bare minimum 97 years before the U.S. officially existed (i.e. 1681 or earlier)... ...sometimes being autistic sucks...=3

FREE AT LAST FROM MY VEGI-TABLE PRISON! That line needs to be said more often.

These weird sons of bitches are just so damn polite to each other!😄

4:33 "My arm is getting tired." haha, quite random

You let ME down! You went on and on about how sweet the candy was, and told me not to put it in my mouth. Then you got mad at me when I did!

"Your poor, sad, insignificant brains cannot conceive of the horror that is coming now... ...Right now.... RIGHT THIS VERY INSTANT!"

"PARDON ME IF I SAY POPPYCOCK!"

I want the hell boy cartoon to look like this.

"perhaps you might express an apology"...lol "oh nooohoo he didnt" ... clasic

I found a turnip in my fridge after seeing this the first time and I totally started quoting Emperor Zombie...Wow, I'm a geek :)

I FUCKING LOVE SCREW ON HEAD!

The feeling is mutual.

thanks for the uploads

The two best lines EVER in animation, I believe. "Any last words before I spark it?" and "Who says smoking people is bad for you?" Genius, and oh so not politically correct.

Foolish mortal *gun shots* do i look mortal to you

"I just made water in my pantaloons" LOLOLOL

It's a good thing that no one ever used a "getting ahead of yourself" type of joke. That would be too obvious, wouldn't it?

The cage wasn't big enough for her to get through until she changed back to full size and stretched the bars

I'm sure they could've explained how Screw ended up serving the American government IF THEY GREENLIT THE SHOW!!!

Yay Cthulhu!

Abraham Lincoln ftw

It's a turnip. With a small parallel universe inside.

my arm is getting tired

THAT is why I don't eat turnips.

I wonder if the original comic was just as witty.

By America I mean the World

FREE AT LAST FROM MY VEGETABLE PRISOOONN! *roars*

-shoots- Do I LOOK mortal to you?!

You know, Abe had a squeaky high pitched voice.

THE HORROR!!!

@TheNexus18 *instent horror, just add demigod!*

Why you gotta make me sad all over again Anon? Why? =(

Pardon me if I say Poppycock. Then say it. Poppycock!

So uh... Why did this get turned down?

I have tween boys that im always looking on Netflix dvd for is this suitable or not?? they r 10-12

@angelofmusik22 You can't keep him at arm's length.

if patience could transform into a bat all the time why didnt she do it before when her un-life was being threatened?

Is that dog...full of sand?

do i look mortal to you?

lol at 4:09 "Pardon me if i say poppy cock" "then say it" "poppycock" "you let America down "

poppycock

*plug

Aww, it was going so well until they had Abe Lincoln in the Oval Office. That wasn't created until more than 40 years after his death. Abe's office was the current Lincoln Bedroom on the second floor of the Residence.

The feeling is mutual.

The feeling is mutual.

The feeling is mutual.