Wargame: Red Dragon, But I Turned Off the Unit Cap

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@krx7864 4 жыл бұрын

Using a calculator for 10*300000 is the most "math exam moment" I've ever witnessed outside of a math exam

@theofficialkebaberofarmeni7104 4 жыл бұрын

I forgot what 7+6 was earlier today if that makes it any better

@gestaltengine6369 4 жыл бұрын

@@theofficialkebaberofarmeni7104 I am gonna assume your age does not exceed the result

@theofficialkebaberofarmeni7104 4 жыл бұрын

@@gestaltengine6369 nah im just bad at math :(

@alephkasai9384 4 жыл бұрын

"Gotta make sure"

@krx7864 4 жыл бұрын

@@gestaltengine6369 i disagree he's probably older than -57€

@dutchtheguy849 4 жыл бұрын

Quantity setting : Conscript not just the men, women and children, but the fish too.

@savage7882 4 жыл бұрын

Conscription intensity level: imperial guard

@themrrandomname1251 4 жыл бұрын

@@savage7882 see you know the profile picture the emperor protects

@fromaggio7654 4 жыл бұрын

"Comrade Dog, you take mosin."

@TheArklyte 4 жыл бұрын

@@savage7882 so... 0? Imperium doesn't use universal conscription apart from Cadia and around a dozen other fortress worlds. Out of over a million populated planets. Because 1)single Hive World produces more volunteers then you'd ever need; 2)you still need to arm, train, transport and feed them. Bottleneck of IG is Imperial Navy. Who cares if you have collected a quintillion conscripts, if you can only transport a few divisions(we're talking about around 100-200k people at max) at once?

@themrrandomname1251 4 жыл бұрын

TheArklyte indentured worker intensifies krieg intensifies

@mexicoball2529 4 жыл бұрын

When you cheat and research Superior Firepower and Mass Assault

@thekommunistkrusader3921 4 жыл бұрын

So... the soviets in 1945

@junsengjs 4 жыл бұрын

And also scrape the barrel

@Azure_Razgriz 4 жыл бұрын

@@thekommunistkrusader3921 ...or the Allied Nations at Normandy.

@ISELLSALT 3 жыл бұрын

with the planning time here might as well add grand battleplan to the list (boi i hope its called that, i wouldnt know, id rather use nothing than that)

@veznanthecorruptedking6236 3 жыл бұрын

When you found a Hoi4 player

@sugoistalin7809 4 жыл бұрын

"I have no idea what the game is actually doing" Suffering. It's suffering.

@joshsquatch7474 4 жыл бұрын

"there is nothing left and the artillery is still firing." *Death korp of Krieg liked that*

@themrrandomname1251 4 жыл бұрын

ahhhh vraks where is that again it doesnt exist...anymore

@joshsquatch7474 4 жыл бұрын

@@themrrandomname1251 Vraks? You talking about the crater?

@themrrandomname1251 4 жыл бұрын

A random guardsman yes

@alphariusfuze8089 4 жыл бұрын

*_:)_*

@hippiehippo9030 4 жыл бұрын

"Gunner! Do you see that target?" Sir, yes sir!" "I dont wasnt to!" "Understood. All weapons, fire on target."

@Warlordrex5 4 жыл бұрын

Soviet Commissar: "NOT ONE STEP BACK!" *One person trips backward accidently* 16:10

@Da__goat 4 жыл бұрын

Geneva Convention: “I fear no man, but that [Vale] That scares me.” Vale: *Angry War Crime Noises*

@omnianti0 4 жыл бұрын

vale. omg wtf omfg omg oh omg wtf omg

@solhoibaturu 4 жыл бұрын

Wargame red dragon's global chat is just hilarious lol like everytime you gloss over it you always find a new very creative racist statements on almost everyone

@p_q482 4 жыл бұрын

Nothing will ever surpass the Super Mechs German chat however.

4 жыл бұрын

It is truly the best chat ever devised in a Video game Every time i go back it brings a smile to my face seeing it all back

@oaoaoao.75 4 жыл бұрын

At 0:37 someone was spamming “I USE THE BIBLE TO WIPE MY ASS HOLE”

@Kma99107 Жыл бұрын

it is the closest thing we have to Xbox 360 party chat now days,

@thetrexgaming901 4 жыл бұрын

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

@rorysparshott4223 2 жыл бұрын

"The Russian military is the second best in the world" Vale, I am from the future and I have a funny story for you

@xcreeperbombx61 Жыл бұрын

What, did a small nation hold them off for over 8 months or something like that? X to doubt buddy.

@brolenski Жыл бұрын

Hmmmm maybe read the news

@rorysparshott4223 Жыл бұрын

@@brolenski I did, Russia suck

@brolenski Жыл бұрын

@@xcreeperbombx61 read the new ya idiot

@What-thaW Жыл бұрын

4 replies only 2 visible god I want to see the other two

@paulthenotsogreat8032 4 жыл бұрын

6 Monstrolekki: *Chilling at the beach Every Udaloy existing, have existed, and will ever exist: Allow us to say "Hi"...

@Bonk4Me 4 жыл бұрын

T34: exists Vale: "I want every gun we have to fire on that tank."

@svenzo1199 4 жыл бұрын

Vale casually murdering 50000 T-34 crewmen like it's nothing.

@ardaoksun6518 4 жыл бұрын

"Quantity has a quality all of it's own" Joseph Stalin

@heyyou69 3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@c.j.3404 3 жыл бұрын

Lennon actually

@jessegd6306 3 жыл бұрын

Quantity has a quantity all of it's quantity.

@AreGeeBee 3 жыл бұрын

"Why choose between quantity and quality if you can have both" -me and probably other people too

@huskpl3yz358 3 жыл бұрын

@@AreGeeBee mora like -Adeptus astartes

@user-jm2ds9ct2n 4 жыл бұрын

Spots a Longbow "just a recon helicopter" You might find some 10v10tactical players disagreeing fiercely.

@YungCoomer 4 жыл бұрын

When commander Valefisk runs out of warcrimes to inflict upon his enemies and he turns to look at you with a hungry gleam in his eye.....

@kafeelshah792 4 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah the lord of warcrimes is back.

@MrX-un8cz 3 жыл бұрын

That artillery slaughtering T34 is basically a visual representation of japanese navy relationship with japanese military in WW2

@funninoriginal6054 4 жыл бұрын

Valefisk: It is time, artilery... execute order 66. Artilery, preparing their march to erradicate the T34 order: It will be done, milord.

@tobygadsby4568 4 жыл бұрын

using a calculator for 10*300 000. The years haven't been kind to you have they

@brandonschwertley2723 4 жыл бұрын

In the Grim Darkness of the far future there is no peace, only war and thousands of IG tanks and Guardsmen dying in a horrible case of Apocalyptic friendly fire.

@stealth42blade 4 жыл бұрын

Before he started the match: This is gonna turn out bad Placing his units: wow, this don't look right During his match: the word bad is such an understatement at this point

@leota8495 4 жыл бұрын

How many war crimes you want? Valefisk: Да

@thetrexgaming901 4 жыл бұрын

You should've called it "Post WW2 Soviet Union" with the amount of units

@MultiNaruto900 4 жыл бұрын

13:14 *"OUR MISSILES WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN"*

@cooperberrysmith7701 4 жыл бұрын

this was the fastest I've ever clicked off of a video to watch another. I was halfway through an episode of a let's play then got an email from KZfaq, saw the title and immediately found it. War Crimes + Broken Mods = VEIWS Better than I could've imagined

@vincegiffen 4 жыл бұрын

"We should set the artillery to attack our own men" - Joseph Stalin

@jasonpratt5126 4 жыл бұрын

9:48 "It's gonna take them so long to get there; they're all gonna get mowed down before they get there." 30 Corps to the rescue in Holland! -- 1944, color.

@salvagedude625 2 жыл бұрын

he made the 40 mile russian armored column before it was cool

@hafiz742 4 жыл бұрын

t 34: commander there too many of us we can't move vale: don't worry i have a idea t 34: what is it si.... *BOOM*

@Pantsugrenadiere 4 жыл бұрын

ValeFisk: "turn off the unit limit" *That's a warcrime*

@waftarko2724 4 жыл бұрын

12:14 *"Red Army Choir - Rockets are always ready" intensifies*

@sgtreznov6525 4 жыл бұрын

Valefisk: thats 3 million russian infantry Actual Russia: *PATHETIC*

@Yeeter000 4 жыл бұрын

"We're gonna fire at our own men" *laughs in soviet*

@josephparent2628 4 жыл бұрын

The only thing slower than that frame rate is Valefisk's production on that Lego Star Wars video he promised

@typical2200 4 жыл бұрын

With all that artillery I was expecting that as soon as he spawned it would just cut to the CoD4 nuke scene

@jonesindiana6744 4 жыл бұрын

Vale: "Oh plz give me more than 5 fps...." game: "3 take it or leave"

@jasonpratt5126 4 жыл бұрын

Vale: *searching for warcrimes* *sees giant cluster of his own tanks*

@lubeniobenio7343 2 жыл бұрын

"It's always very depressing when you bring in a massive flock of T34s only to have them run out of fuel after 500 meters" - Vladimir Putin, probably

@kajkaj2705 4 жыл бұрын

with that framerate you can finnaly play the game turnbased its almost as bad as my computer but only almost

@W1ngnut27 4 жыл бұрын

Luckily I had a ton of beer when I watched this, also 15000 FAF F-18Cs makes me feel all tingly inside...

@rattissar5892 4 жыл бұрын

The utiloes : coming out of hyper space

@thekommunistkrusader3921 4 жыл бұрын

So what units you want? Valefisk: *Y E S*

@saaf2056 4 жыл бұрын

You have become the "I'll take your entire stock" meme personified

@saltychocolate2843 4 жыл бұрын

"And here ladies and gentlemen is the great migration of the T-34 Herd.. But since they are wild animals.. They are batshit dumb.. And will shove their way through each other..running down their fellow comrades in order to be the first one to break through towards their destination.."

@caitheoutcastranger 4 жыл бұрын

So does this mean that I can finally drown my enemy in the blood of the Russian army? Sign me up

@kajkaj2705 4 жыл бұрын

when you have 300 mils as china in hearts of iron 4

@adityayusuf5671 4 жыл бұрын

"Ah fk it im just gonna take some apaches" Pick 8.000 apaches

@its_dippy6779 4 жыл бұрын

[Man tries in vain to recreate the Battle of Prokorovkha whilst slowly murdering his PC] would have been a fitting title, no?

@johnosfirewalker8517 4 жыл бұрын

The AI: okay lets play this logically and flawlessly Valefisk and his 100,000 T-34s: *Laughs in Easter Front*

@sanyokS1 4 жыл бұрын

Hey man, happy you're putting out content more frequently now, hope you will keep the good stuff coming

@emil3801 4 жыл бұрын

thank God you exist Vale, we wouldn't have this high qaulity footage of warcrimes without you, truly, you are an inspiration for every up and coming war criminal

@kurokagethescrub9627 4 жыл бұрын

Congratulations, you just turned Red Dragon into Supreme Commander. The only things it's lacking are the battleship-sized tanks and nukes.

@thegauntlet860 4 жыл бұрын

"Lets be Bluefor": proceeds to loot the entire Warsaw pact arsenal.

@KaneyoriHK 2 жыл бұрын

As you can see, the Tanks migrate northwards towards it's new nesting place, where they mingle and reproduce, however, an enemy is occupying their nest, so they must fight for the right to send their enginetic code onto the next generation, however, they lost the battle when the birds of flame enter into the fray and pick their prey by dive bombing into the tanks, thusly marking their end.

@novikovPrinciple 4 жыл бұрын

Valefisk: Our artillery shells will blot out the sun! A.I.: Then we fight in the shade.

@thisisgamelord2421 Жыл бұрын

I've been wachting 4 or 5 vids of youand you got a new sub, I'm laughing my *ss of

@Dachiakia1 4 жыл бұрын

Those Artilleries were Cluster artillery; the shells don't hit the ground, they weren't glitched.

@OneRoostyBoi 4 жыл бұрын

I didn't think you could fit so many different warcrimes into a single video... but by god sir you've done it. Bravo my man, bravo!!

@aggresivelycalm5484 4 жыл бұрын

WHO LET VALE INTO IMPERIAL GUARD HEADQUARTERS AGAIN?!

@applemacosx1 4 жыл бұрын

Real time 4chan board huh? Sign me up.

@maxwelldanger1929 3 жыл бұрын

Valefisk: Breaking his computer so you don't have to

@zachm9202 4 жыл бұрын

In WW1 it was common to artillery a position with several thousand to million rounds. Valefisk: Hold my frame rate.

@thetruegoldenknight 2 жыл бұрын

"The Entire US Military Budget". I agree, that DOES sound about right. Semper Bellum!

@motokuchoma 4 жыл бұрын

Drinking game: Drink every time Vale says "The Noise!"

@StarKnight619 4 жыл бұрын

Me: Work was tough today, I'll just play some DOOM 2016 Also Me: Valefisk uploaded a video?! **Eats popcorn**

@pugcarter780 Жыл бұрын

13:54 "Oh, on the bright side the Udaloys have escaped" *GAME BLASTS THE EMERGENCY ALARM* Damn near fell out of my chair holy shit

@acreepykiwi6788 4 жыл бұрын

Wargame chat is always the best thing to read

@EchoHibiki_VTuber 4 жыл бұрын

I want the sounds of this video to be in a white noise machine. Something extremely calming about ***loads of goddamn guns and explosions going off at once,*** naturally being focused on one single point.

@polarvortex6496 4 жыл бұрын

We call it a “defense” budget but that name checks out

@raulmaximo5810 4 жыл бұрын

Valefisk "the Destroyer of Eve Online Time Dilation"

@ItachiUchiha-bt8yp 4 жыл бұрын

Ahhh the master of warcrimes is back

@eroticjellyfish 3 жыл бұрын

Remember that part in the movie 300 with the line. "Our arrows will blot out the sun... " and the spartans say, "Then we will fight in the shade" Yeah. This.

@warlordgearhead6334 4 жыл бұрын

16:38 the world after Valefisk becomes President

@SheerSniper7 4 жыл бұрын

Only Vale could escalate a small skirmish in the middle east into 'Stalingrad 2: How Hitler got his groove back'

@Rawdin0323 3 жыл бұрын

Your making the bloodiest battle on the planet look like a water fight

@ame6547 4 жыл бұрын

That was an experience! thought the game crashed at that one moment! haha

@kevinambler4931 4 жыл бұрын

The chatbox at the start of the vid is killing me

@ElectromagNick 4 жыл бұрын

You're hitting Warhammer 40K numbers, Vale.

@mantha6912 Жыл бұрын

As someone who recently played a bunch of Cold Waters, seeing that ridiculous armada of Udaloys would make a Sea Wolf commander begin to uncontrollably salivate.

@leojohn1615 4 жыл бұрын

why do i feel like this is just another day in the imperial guard

@mynameisntpatrick1476 4 жыл бұрын

I havent even watched this yet and I can already hear "this is fine"

@Zoms101 4 жыл бұрын

"I'll take your entire stock!"

@decimation9780 4 жыл бұрын

Ooh! New video! Let’s see what warcrimes Vale commits this time around.

@lukematney7062 4 жыл бұрын

I thought that thumbnail was photoshopped. But no, this is Valefisk and of course it actually happened.

@zachrobinson8357 2 жыл бұрын

I’d love to see this versus someone else with the same deck. Maybe in, like, company of heroes with 4 people?

@neine999 4 жыл бұрын

I felt a disturbance in the force. As if a million T-34's cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced

@caoss2047 4 жыл бұрын

The deck should have been named: "this is where your taxes go"

@DCGMatthew1 4 жыл бұрын

Not even god can save us or Valefisk's computer now.

@walkingtoast8153 4 жыл бұрын

He slaughtered 20,000 Polish. To make time move a little more efficiently. *Laughs in Molotov ribbentrop*

@wilfdarr 2 жыл бұрын

“Always very depressing when you bring in a flock of T34s only to have them run out of fuel after 500m” Is that the sound of rain or is that Putin's tears?