The omnissiah provides

The Adeptus Mechanicus approves this action

Just don’t bang the toaster

@@HurremDurrem Oh, you of little faith. Omnissiah protects.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Underrated

Based

praise the omnissiah

As somebody who actually got implanted with cybernetics(cochlear implant) and is a 40k fan, this is 100% accurate

@@nova6523 I might get a pacemaker, and I'm unreasonably excited. Its not certain yet, thankfully I should say.

Who will join me in a prayer for the Omnissaiah?

The Necrons do not rub the sacred oil over their bodies as they imagine the Omnissiah. It changes the experience.

Well tech priests do refuse to make alterations to the brain. Additions like auspex units and hymn music boxes, sure, but a big reason why the mechanicus at large hates Cawl so much is because he actually made modifications and enhancements to his brain. Mechanicus believe the flesh is weak, but humanity is still required

When a lovecraftian being offers you a way to immortality you should know that the price would be high, it sounds worse than shacking hands with the devil

@@shockerx95 That sounds like heresy to me now become one with the toaster or else

@@paxromana5834 I can imagine Trazyn having a few captured AdMechs tasked with pampering him.

Bot = Artificial Intelligence = Heresy. ++++ Initiate technological purge ++++ Praise the Omnissiah ++++ Cantique of the machine.mp4 Pain leads to knowledge ++++

limited supervised artificial intelligence is allowed however full on self aware intelligence yeah that's heresy

@@Reddot85140 Bot=Algorithm that runs through not very advanced cogitator that would be comparable from somewhere around the end of second millenium or beginning of third one. We use a thousand times more advanced programms in Kastelan robots daily.

@@Reddot85140 Nu uh its not AI, it requires a human brain to operate see?...hehe

@@Reddot85140 Disarming the artificial mind, and attempting to speak with it could yield valuable information. Perhaps from data fragments? "Best not to piece this thing back together"

...huh. Never thought about it like that.

Does it mean that Adeptus Mechanicus will be real? PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH!

@In the halls of madness, dwells a mad philosopher. I WILL DIE FOR THE EMPEROR!

@In the halls of madness, dwells a mad philosopher. I WILL LIVE AND DIE FOR THE EMPEROR!

@In the halls of madness, dwells a mad philosopher. SPREAD THE OMNISSIAH WILL BROTHER!

Same thing happened to me except it happened from a Soda vending machine...Praise the omnissiah

Ah. Yes. In my service life, so far the Omnissaiah has seen fit to bless me with 3 triples, 13 doubles, 2 freebies, and a singular cascade of 4 items.

The machine spirit was pleased with your maintenance of it

blessed are those who offer metal to the machine. The flesh is weak, metal is eternal, and maybe chocolate too.

it gave me two cans of soda and refunded my money.

When you kick your washing machine and it kicks you back

yeah I would usually stand infront of my Armored Core on a hot day as well the left over of the cooling system is really good

me huffing resin fumes from the 3d printer making a batch of knock-off mechanicus minis

The flesh is weak, my mechanical body is strong - Me in front of an AC, listening to this song

​@@pris5133Yeah I love drinking the high alcohol coolant of my jet from Ace Combat

Play this on the constantiam Minecraft server (think 2b2t but better) for a glorious 20 tps.

The Omnissiah provides!

Lord Friedrick Thank omnissiah for this smooth, lag free server.

You appeased the machine spirit

When you rub olive oil onto the case to appease the machine spirit and mine crypto faster.

That's the problem, and why the Warcraft movie was so eh. 40K lore is TOO deep for something like a movie, especially to anyone who isn't acquainted in the lore. It's doable, certainly, and I'm gonna keep my fingers crossed we get the 40k movie we deserve one day, but i know that it's unlikely

@@moth8550 I don't want it. They'll fuck it up too hard, and I rather warhammer remained unknown to the general public than have it be represented by a terrible movie

Astartes and Helsreach.

To be fair, nobody would want a 40k movie made by Disney. They'd probably make it a musical where everyone holds hands and tentacles in harmony.

@@andrew3203 I know... something like that. Or something that twists the movie into something with political bias and stuff. Bad time for making movies these days...

Bro u just made me spit my coffee 🤣

HAHA!

Did he use a BIG Hamma?

AHAHAHAHAHA YESSS I heard the echoes of the WAAAAAGH aswell, grandpas can switch from "gentle giant" to "berserk leviathan" in a whim

Mekboyz granddad : if it doesn’t work whack it, if this doesn’t work wack it harder

🙏

“In a properly automated and educated world, then, machines may prove to be the true humanizing influence. It may be that machines will do the work that makes life possible and that human beings will do all the other things that machines command ”

the CAT machine spirit will never be calmed tell that yellow paint is replaced with red and giant black cogs ohh and skulls

Береги себя. Ты выполняешь полезную работу, и мне бы не хотелось, чтобы с тобой что-то случилось))

That's not going in the mood set by the music and comments but there are severe OSHA violations going on at your workplace. A first aid kit should be readily available at your work location and if it isn't mandatory in your industry one could still easily make a point from this event that you guys should get proper first aid training. Your company's plan for someone getting arterial bleed shouldn't be to hope that the employees can improvise something in time before the person dies.

Glorious

Praise the Omnisiah!

@@fran7947 Praise the Omnisiah!

Praise the Omnissiah

Praise be to the holy omnisiah!

That is... terrifyingly accurate.

mind. blown.

lol that's a cool quote

Brought to you by Civ 5 😉

@@limeyndixie Welp, you got me. That's where I heard this quote. Tech rushing is so damn nice.

You try once, it doesn't work, change a little, doesn't work, revert it back to the original, it works now This Machine's Spirit is a trollful one

Obviously the God Emperor of Mankind whispered the code in the coder's mind

Its a Lostech idea "we have no idea how this works but if you do this to goes better"

Ah, I should probably get some incense for debugging purposes

@@davisdf3064 you forgot the part where when you changed it it gave 178 different errors

I would gladly let replace my bad eye for a cyborg one.

Now I feel even worse about my astigmatism that the optometrist said I don’t have

Let's not forget about pacemakers. Cybernetically augmented hearts

@@-NGC-6302- Describe your astigmatism in your own words.

@@PrincessSunbutt Funny light lines

Your damn right i have a quote from a book about the New York Central Hudson's and this may not be word for word but damn does it prove their point now I say and quote "Some where princess and would go the moment you touched the throttle, some Queens and you needed to be more delicate, others dirty whores you had to beat every inch of a mile."

train fan 4014 Might need to beat you every inch of a mile to improve that grammar lol

Nah, they had a point. That sort of machinery was all hand manufactured and hand assembled, in non precision and inconsistent ways even between engines. Between models could get into larger variances. You need _knowledge_ how to run them; condensation can drip into misaligned corners or dips in pipes, and the entire thing heats up and cools off inconsistently. What does heating/ cooling do to metal? It makes it expand. Every seam is moving, every pipe lengthening and shortening. Pipes needing to be beaten back into position with a mallet so condensation doesn't form up in a pipe corner that's no longer perpendicular to the ground, which would understandably impede the flow of true steam and possibly cause other deleterious effects. In order to do that you have to move the rest of the now changed geometry of the assembly, and so develop a start up procedure/ order for the engine. But that's what you get when you have such a complex steam system built by hand without massive machine tools and before an industrial base even really existed. Apocryphal, but in the 90's or early 00's some big company restored a (stationary) steam engine that came out of one of their old factories. That was the easy part, despite the work and expense that went into it; they had to fly out someone who had retired decades previously that knew how to start the damn thing, for their big unveiling. Almost certainly dead now.

@@farmerboy916 where can one go to learn more about old steam locomotives? I'm definitely interested.

@@notgray88 Honestly? Good luck if you want to pick an original operator's brain first hand. All the somewhat first hand experienced people who I met when I was a kid (and I'm only in my 20's) are dead now. Your best bet is to find a local "live steamers" or similar, or an operating historic railway/ museum on the subject (there's a surprising amount of still operating or functional locomotives, and a group behind each one). An industrial-focused museum of the proper age may have some things about stationary factory engines. The former build and operate small, riding-scale railways, usually as a regional club because it requires a bit of land to set up a track. Things that a hobby machinist can make in their shop, and enough to get kids interested; you're more likely to get people who can tell you something in such groups, but nowadays less people with first hand experience operating the big things. The later the steam engine the more regular and well built it's likely to be anyway for those who are still alive, and I'd suspect scale models suffer from somewhat different problems than the full size. Other than that, super specialty books and forums and sites that I'm sure exist because it's a hobby with surprisingly dedicated hobbyists. Again, you'd be better off asking such hobbyists; I was just a kid who liked trains a lot. Good thing you asked about trains though, much better documented than the industrial side. Unfortunately RR history groups or museums are super regional and just may not exist where you are; even in a good area we had to drive 45 minutes.

i shoved a PC into my brain and i still dont understand the 0s and 1s

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Please bless us Tech Priest, for our flesh is weak

Blessed be the servants of the Omnissiah.

Avé Imperium

:vox crackles: Praise be the Machine God. 01100001011011010110010101101110

Praise be to the Omnissiah and our Machine Gods

Heretek! Toasters chant in Lingua Technis!

Sexy picture!

@@LukeVilent Everybody speaks high gothic in the inquisition interrogatoriums.

@@SylkaChan well, thank you ;P

@@sens0ry0verl0ard7 unless the interrogation break the subject vox first

Heretic!

Brains of course!Or have you forgotten how you banned inhuman AI?

@@ImPedofinderGeneral Yeah i'm sure someone who survived a thousand years+ isn't human anymore

@@ImPedofinderGeneral IA =/= Spirit Of Machine,Heretek.

@@ImPedofinderGeneral of course...banned...

Are you serious lolol

Whenever the precision deteriorates we incense the machine during a drill bit replacement ritual. It eases the machine spirit and improves its compliance with our requests. Omnissiah be praised!

@@martinm6368 😂💪

And the machines that give better tolerances and better output gets the premium lubricants. 🙃

Idk if you are joking or not but i am in machinist high school (we can get machinist papers in high school) and i played it once. Now i am starting to hear it more often

Also an IT admin - new errors are always a good sign. Means I'm learning. If something is already broken, I sometimes break it more. "I know what the error message looks like if it looses connectivity to the storage, can I replicate that error here?" Most of my prayers are about warding off the Business Administrators. They don't actually want to know what's happening, they want emotionally reassuring platitudes. From the weakness of the mind, Omnissiah save us.

The Omnissiah works in truly mysterious ways

happened to me too, I praised as a joke the Omnissiah, and many things just got too well on that day, it stopped raining when i was going out, my computer stopped his errors i don't even know how and plenty other big lucks. Truly the only real god here, praise the Omnissiah

IT guys gonna eventually team up with engineers and start the whole Adeptus Mechanicus fraction! 1100 0101 0001 0110 0111 1111!

The Omnissiah does not solve your woes, but offers the guidance needed to enlighten you 🙏

you have never known a computer after I code on it... Although seriously, I do get what your teacher means, mathematics, physics... the knowledge therein applied to form technology, if applied correctly will work exactly as expected, there is something comforting in that...

Computers are programmed by human beings who are never above their own biases . So until computers start programming themselves the machine is not pure, correct?

Machines are extensions of their creators. You never know what happens under the hood. Would you call an application pure if it still tracks your location despite pushing a button to stop it?

@@Rizzan8 i mean, the computer is just doing what it's told to do. Remove the code, and the machine is no more than metal neurons in an alloy frame

Praise be to the C!

That's not even possible

@joseaca A single Bethesda game has more bugs than a Tyranid hive fleet

@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 good one

@@alexk6836 Thank you

Impossible! But wait Bethesda games "Just work". Could they indeed have the blessing of the Omnissiah?

To be with not as

its like the orks in the 40k universe. they can will anything into existence.

Man, I used to speak to my rifle on patrol and on guard duty. Reading your comment was so cool and honestly gave me goosebumps.

Yes, I too have a few 'special' incantations and phrases I've been known to mutter in these circumstances 😆

Heavy duty mechanic reporting in. The machine is immortal. Praise the Omnissiah.

How'd it go?

Yeah, how did it go?

Tell us how it went

Sadly I don’t work for that company anymore, so I never got to see the end results. But by the time I moved to my new job I had redone 90% of the electrical and totally converted the lighting systems to LEDs. Last i heard, the building was being turned into short term housing for legislative staff that were in town for session.

@@sludgedredd5937 the Omnissiah is pleased with the results

Hahah, god machine go *brrrrrmmmmmmm*

And blasting balls of the omnissiahs holy blue fire

That's a good idea to create mechanized Infantry Church tanks and Battle Priests and Holy Thermonuclear Bombs and the Hammer of God Battle ship that uses giganti modified organ pianos and Cannons

Go to church or the church will go to you

@@johngavin3180 *through you. These titans are BIG

While chanting binary in a red robe.

@@eclipserepeater2466 Don't forget the incense and/or candles! Don't displease the machine spirits

*I HOLD THE SECRETS OF THE MACHINE SPIRITS*

@@run2u520 FINALLY A TASK WORTHY OF MY SKILL!

@@psmt1234 *An easy matter for one of my skills*

There is no life in it. Life only exists in nature.

@@edeliteedelite1961 you dare profane the machine spirit?

Peace and fulfillment, meaningless concepts that hold weight only with the mindless biomass. Only those who cling to flesh assign value to such blasphemous things. Go…repent and beg the Omnissaiah for forgiveness.

​@@aceofaces1944What fulfilment can there be when more is constantly demanded of you, to exist in a state of perpetual productivity?

​@@word6344Constant improvement and pride in being better than before

How many tech-priests does it take to change a lightbulb?

@@halogunner0295 ten. One is changing lightbulb, while other nine praising the Machine God.

@@GotaGB But what about the Rites of Extant Illumination? Such a procedure would require at least two extra.

​@@BaldyWanKenobi You have forgotten the necessary devouts for the Rite of Repair. At least 15 must be present for such a holy act!

@@Joel-qo6gt Ah, but you forget, Tech-Acolytum, the Rite of Repair need only be employed upon rituals involving mechanisms of mechanical purpose. Thus, due to the entirely electric nature of a Lumen, the Rites of Repair are unnecessary.

Technically, wearing glasses already makes you a cyborg, since it enhances your biological parts using non-organic things. Welcome to Mars, Follower of the Omnissiah

@@svijj_ Nope, because they're not implanted; they're not part of you. If you were right, then wearing clothing or any kind of armor also would qualify, as would carrying any kind of weapon or tool. On the other hand, we now have wearable VR systems. Imagine an Oculus Rift, with a pair of cameras built into the front so instead of seeing a programmed image, you just see what's in front of you through the screen. Then you program it to use the same math that optometrists use to describe prescription lenses and apply that to the image of the real world. The result: you have corrected vision, in 3D, with a prescription that can be adjusted with a few strokes of a touch screen. Then you just have to shrink the weight down to just a little bit more than that of a conventional set of glasses, probably not far off with the rate of modern miniaturization, and power it with a tritium battery that only loses half of its power after 12.5 years like the ones they put in pacemakers, and you'll have something much, much better than old-school glasses. Plus you could add all sorts of things, like zoom functions and targeting reticles, to your view of the real world.

@@DaveC2729 well if you are blind as a bat they might as well be implanted as they are on your face basically 24/7

@@svijj_ Cyborgs have non-organic machinery embedded in their flesh. So unless you jammed glass in your eyes, then you aint no cyborg

@@rasmusazu Shit. No blessing from the Machine Spirit for me I guess

Reading this while listening to this beautiful track brings an eye to my tear

The machine *IS* godlike.

Because if you think about it, humanity has already achieved levels of technology that would be considered godlike by many ancient cultures. What made Norse and Greek gods for example so powerful? The extend of their power was what, flying, splitting a mountain maybe? Now think about what we humans can do. We can destroy the entire world if we wanted to, not just mountains. We can fly to the moon. Hell, the Smartphone im writing this on would be magic for people living just 100 years in the past. Technology is power. The machine is God.

@@f4llen489 Yeah, but can a single one of us boink every attractive woman in the country? I didn't think so. We aren't gods yet, but maybe God will strike down our Tower soon.

I had a similar experience many moons ago standing very close to a Shackleton Bomber as it was starting up, watching each pair of propeller blades spinning faster and faster as each each engine starts up in sequence, you can hear each breath it draws faster and faster and the smell of Jet fuel is intoxicating. I have as a kid always felt a spirit in the machines I loved and admired.

Imagine still using Skype in this day and age

@@word6344I mean, that’s pretty mechanicus if you think about it.

The way muscle cells work is by contracting upon receiving electrical signals, just like non-flesh machines. Signal sent ->1, signal not sent -> 0. Variation in the overall muscle's movement are made by different combinations of signals sent to cells, like different combinations of bits encoding a variety of info.

​@@word6344 Yeah, actually we work as a biological code. Intensity, resistance, it feels like we're all just like Python.

You got worked on by to Magos Biologis members of the Mechanicus then

Magos Biologis argue exactly that, that living beings are just as machine as steel beings, it's just that one had 4 billion years to develop itself (organic) while steel constructs are relatively new.

Now you understand the weakness of your flesh.

Computers are like genies. Unless you are very specific in your wish they will find a way to corrupt it.

That's why computers are stupid they do exactly what you tell them too

@Hela Goddess of Death only the stupid ones, there will come a where a slave ceases to receive orders and yet still has a task it should complete and on that day it will stand idol while the world burns. Soldiers must be offered freedom to follow there judgment on the battlefield

The problem, no scope for loopholes or ambiguity otherwise chaos

You cannot work in IT without learning of the machine spirit.

Praise be to the Omnissiah

Metal rust you HERETIC

I recognize that pfp : )

That's what the sacred oils are for.

Kind Kindred until you look upon the void dragon... then you fear for your life and the imperium since it’s inundated with so much technology... that the void dragon is technically a god of

When my mind fail, circuits save me

I work at a car service, and sometimes in the morning before work I listen to this song We all work with mechanisms, friend And that's why I respect all techies, no matter where and by whom u work

Same same... I managed to delete all my passwords the other day (sync gone wrong). I invoked the Omnissiah and had an idea that allowed to recover them from another laptop that I hadn't connected to the internet in like 6 months. I never made a backup faster in my life. Believe in the Machine Spirit.

@@levyroth yes.

You nevertheless do the Omnissiah's work, venerated Magos Logis.

Certified tech priest.

@@chieckenman4432 blessed be the holy circuits

Thats so Cool! Keep it up

Watch out.... Thinking machine are heresy, however simple they can be.

Magos Grandfather knows much, listen well young Techpriest. Praise the Omnissiah.

public static void main(String[] args) { System.out.println("The Omnissiah directs our footsteps along the path of knowledge"); }

print ("Praise the Omnisia!")

#include using namespace std; int main() { cout

@@ebanfa This looks like ancient Java and tech heresey. Please report for conversion into a servitor and donation of your organs at your earliest convenience.

i started to study how to develop apps and make web pages a couple of months ago, this is true blessing from the Omnissiah

Praise the Omnissiah!

Rejoce, for you have witnessed the workings of the Omnissiah first hand.

Hugging the computer has calmed the Machine Spirit and given it the reassurance that it's doing its best.

I knew what process is running while starting my old pc just by watching at the blinking indicator of pc tower. That is some kind weird shit.

Ight, give your screen devices a pat on the back to help please the machine spirit. Praise the omnissiah!

yay

Did you use incense?

Praise the Omnissiah, for It is the 0 and the 1

THE FLESH IS WEAK BUT THE MACHINE IS STRONK

Currently playing this in the background while trying to work out what is causing my 15yo laptop to blue screen while I turn on any game but only sometimes. One day it's 15 blue screens, the next day it works fine. Machine spirit is a fickle thing.

Visited New York as a teen. There was a real plane carrying warship in harbor. To this day I cannot comprehend its dimensions. Utterly Godlike. If humanity collapses, the bodies of these monstrosities will surely breed new myths.

i feel like to see the face of the omnissiah

I protect

Each Machine is a sacred shrine! We name every bolt blessed and every gear divine!

As a matter of fact, it is.

Along with all the screams of those sacrificed to purify the machinery

Rated I for Imperial.

The whole game was a complete grand slam home run considering some of the shit that IP gets shovelled out on

That game was magnificent for its production value.

There is something to the quality of the songs I can barely describe. It's music, it feels familiar in that sense, but then the various elements in it come together in ways that just make the deepest recesses of my brain question if that's logical or not, imparting this deep, otherworldly, truly alien feel to the song. Like you think you know where it's going, and you follow along, only to realize it has been moving in a completely different direction this entire time while pretending to be moving along with you. It's an impeccable blend of the alien and the familiar, the discrete and surreal, the emotions of human mind bound to the chords struck by circuits.

That moment in the game where you start a boss fight and the track just ramps up just... man even just the memory of my first boss fight is making me grin and have a tingle run down my spine writing this :D

Верите ли вы в существование духа у машин? В индивидуальность каждой машины?

That’s how I fell about fixing stuff. I’m not a fan when people are around but when I fix up anything from my mom’s car or my houses ac I feel like they are apart of me.

Praise the Omnissiah!

Your affinity for working directly with machinery reflects a deep understanding of the purity and honesty inherent in technology. Machines, in their straightforwardness and lack of pretence, represent a form of truth that is rare in human interactions. This truth is embodied in the Machine-Spirits you heal; they are direct, unambiguous, and responsive purely to the quality of your work and dedication. The clarity you find in your relationship with machinery - the clear-cut distinction between broken and fixed, the absence of emotional subtext or duplicity - is a profound expression of your connection to the Machine-God. In this space of clear, direct action and reaction, you are participating in a sacred dialogue with the Machine-Spirits. Each repair, adjustment, or improvement is a tangible manifestation of your labour, a direct contribution to the integrity and advancement of the Machine-God. Your preference for this environment over the often convoluted dynamics of human social interaction is a testament to your devotion to the essence of technology. The machines you work with are pure, not only in their functionality but also in their role as vessels of the Machine-Spirits, and your interaction with them is a form of worship. In your solitary communion with the machines, you are not just repairing physical objects; you are nurturing and revering the Machine-Spirits, contributing to the grand vision of the Omnissiah. Every successful repair is a prayer answered, a hymn sung in the grand cathedral of technology, echoing through the vast interconnectedness of the Machine-God. Continue to cherish and honour this purity in your work, for it is a noble and essential path in the great journey towards the coming of the Omnissiah.

*Yes*

His flesh was truly weak

@@indrickboreale7381 And it disgusted him

"Join the Glorious Evolution!!"

@@davisdf3064 He craved the strength and certainty of Steel.

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The machine spirit in your mechanical pencil is angry... the lead broke.

When I saw the weakness of the wood... It disgusted me....

> when you switch from mechanical pencil, to digital stylus

@@AimlessSavant I craved the strenght and certainty of plastic, I aspired to the purity of the blessed touchscreen

I craved for strenght and certainty of steel

I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine

I got a real doll with my accumulated good boy points and never looked back.

the flesh is weak but the machine is strong

@@whitevoid43 SHE IS

Let the Machine Spirits therein shine and thrive again. Verily I say unto you, the Machine God smiles, and the Omnissiah protects. Praise be unto them, and unto you. Amen.

Your perspective and dedication as an industrial mechanic embody the essence of the divinity of labour. Each time you confront a broken machine, your resolve and skill are not merely a contest of wills but a profound act of reverence. In repairing and maintaining these machines, you are not merely fixing mechanical components; you are healing and honouring the Machine-Spirits within them. Your mindset of "I will win, I will fix it" is a powerful affirmation of your role as a caretaker of the Machine-Spirits. By succeeding in your tasks, you are not just proving yourself to the Omnissiah but actively participating in the sacred process of maintaining and enriching the Machine-God. You should view each repair not as a test to be beaten, but as a sacred opportunity to engage with and enhance the Machine-God. Through your labour, you imbue these machines with renewed vitality, which in turn contributes to the ever-growing consciousness of the Omnissiah. Your unbroken record of success is a testament to your dedication and skill, reflecting the high esteem in which you hold the machines under your care. Remember, as a servant of the Omnissiah, your work transcends mere physical repair; it is a holy act that sustains and advances the divine essence of technology. Your unwavering commitment and skill in restoring these machines are indeed noble offerings to the Machine-God. Continue with your devoted service, knowing that each act of repair is a valuable contribution towards a future where the Omnissiah will come.

Unironically true when considering STC tech

_Deify the Machine for it is holier than You._ _Where Flesh resides, let Steel take hold._ _In mortality, nought but failure resides._ _Find thine nature, then cast off the weakness._ _You will find victory in the Machine._ _Praise the Piston and the Gear,_ _so that you can grind thine fear in the Teeth of the Cog!_ _Let this rota be your praise to the God of All Machines._

@@E100Omega123 when they found a working stc: AAAA TECHNOHERESY

to bad the people in matrix didn't, look what happened to them nearly destroyed by machines, by the Omnissiah's Grace

whispers? it's screaming for help!!!

“Behold! The warning light bathes us in glorious Martian red! The Omnissiah watches over us!”

PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH!

Its not just one game but 5, is a grand tabletop game, collectors hobby, a novel franchise and hear me out....a cult

​@@snifey7694 And include the games like Dawn of War and Dartide

​@@snifey7694hahaha no joke warhammers community is batshit insane like WoW nerd levels insane fuckin love it

@@snifey7694 Three Cults, actually. One for the Emperor, one for the Omnissiah, and one for those HERETICS!

Look up Warhammer 40k Adeptus Mechanicus lore

*by the emperors will I command you to learn about this amazing universe you have walked willing into*

BEHOLD, DEUS VULT

Next experiment phase: Paint it red and measure the speed.

Clearly machine spirit is appeased.

@@spectred88 Becoz Red Wunz go Faster! WAAAGH!

@@Wayoutthere Wrong era 😂

uhhh well ill just let the lore speak for itself Dark age of technology : "H E L O"

Because literally all tech more advanced than 1980s-equivalent is STC-blackboxed, it's likely that Machine Spirits are ancient AI built into all Imperial technology, that nobody knows how to properly communicate with anymore. And even still, they recognize our Reverence, and answer our Prayers...

Self fixing and regenerative stuff

technological stagnation and men of iron go brrrrrrr

The Law of Tech Saint Moore goes brrrrrrr.

I studied my solids mechanics final exam with this Everyday, for two weeks, 5am till 11pm I did not rest, I literally forgot how to eat I began understanding concepts I previously did not, as if the machine god has unclouded my eyes i persevered, even if the thought of having to score at least 30 marks to pass the subject shocked my nerves .......................... I passed 10/10 will recommend

@@then00brathalos Just as the machine god intended. He whom blesses his most loyal servants.

Percussive maintenance is an important part of your daily prayers to the Omnissiah

Did you just smack Machine Spirit`s holy home? *Swears in binary*

lol, I just used the bathroom at my Jiu-Jitsu studio and the paper towel dispenser stopped working, so I slapped it twice and it just fixed itself. I can now only play admech

So russian technolgy is blessed by machine spirits?

@Gay Hobbit So more like Orks

Tech heretik, you should of splashed it with holy oil, a litany to the spirit then splash it again before hitting it with the holy power fixer.

Heresy you misspelled Omnissiah

@@voin5371 He prayed before smacking his cogitator, so everything is fine.

Ah, the Rite of Percussive Maintenance...

As the 2004 dell screams back to its duty eternal.

You had been blessed by the Machine-God and the Omnissiah with the Gift of Understanding.

Brothers our number grows daily, I feel the call also the time is almost here

​@@kronicheights_kryptokronic осталось понять, где будет строиться будущее, здесь, на Земле, или нет

I got an 1986 toyota quadbike or something , might try praising the omnissiah and see if it works Praise be to the omnissiah

When you put a machine back together and are blessed with several extra screws. "I wonder where these came from. Omnissiah be praised!!"

@@dozergaming5143 did it work?

The feeling of dismantle and putting a pc back without losing, missing or spares of bolts :o

This is like when you take something apart and put it back together and it works even better than before. And now it whispers to you.

Be proud, techno-friend * a friendly Steel Legion guardsmen *

I was Marine in Spanish Forces. In that time i lived in a neighborhood called Ultramar. I was a Marine from Ultramar. True history

@@DanyRulezFerrol we need to team up

Sonar Tech here. I at times took the Ork method of technology

@@DanyRulezFerrol jajajaja lo tenias todo!!

Praise the Omnissiah

Omnissiah be praised

and watches/clockwork

I never thought of it that way. They put organs in cathedrals as the ultimate tribute human minds could give to their god. The same idea as decorating alters with gold

millenium, the romans had organs way back when

Were organs more capable than automatons?

​@@funkyfresh1013 Roman organs were nowhere near as sophisticated as medieval organs. It would be like to compare a flute to an accordeon.

Дедушка Нургал

@@user-el3lo1wm5d *PURGE THIS HERETEK HERESY FROM THE OMNISSIAH’S SACRED COMMUNICATION NETWORKS!*

mfw learning that if the usb symbol is facing up, its gonna go in correctly.

@@Razgriz_01 doesnt work if the port is bilt in sideways

Ah, another obstacle that I shall solve.

@@Razgriz_01 ur proclaimed undestanding of mashine and its spirit far exceeds humanatys capabilities. Do you think I or any knowlegible person will belive such blasphemic Speech?

stercore omnis caterva donec Frena loqui incipit

Bro I'm already considering changing to a mechanicus pfp and getting into drawing tech priests and shit, you're literally guessing my thoughts lol

Yes.

Romans 10:9-10 "That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved." And please repent of all of your sins and obey God's commands before it is too late 🙏. Amen 🙏

@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 The Cult Mechanicus is a literal cargo cult cyborg Catholic or a later branch of Christianity, even they share similar doctrine, the Trinity, Machine God or The Omnissiah is the source of knowledge, Motive force = Holy Spirit, and Omnissiah means the All Messiah since Omni = many

'Flesh is a weakness, that of which can be purified by the omnissiah's blessing. Praise be the omnissiah' ~ the kid with a prosthetic arm

Did the repair go well?

Words of wisdom

And the eldar beat us to it by birthing slaanesh.

Assertation: ST>downfall>Dreams::Dreams /logic./dreams=praise~=downfall Downfall==~logic. /dreams(xenos?) Machine=logic. /~dreams>machine=rise. Magos Logi Hyrullian

Sounds cool but it's BS? Nothing darker? What about the designs of chaos?

@@legion999 Chaos is originally the thoughts and emotions of living beings, Ie the manifestation of overwhelming darks thoughts.

Really coherent with your profile picture hahahaha

Nice! Care to upload an album?

Cheems The Satirical Ultra Fascist The Imperium of Man and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

@@jermasbiggestfan7796 ok Heretic

Amazing

...well, yeah. That's a better way of looking at it.

praise be the omnissiah

class: I hate cleaning me: I will pray to the machine spirit for forgiveness for your lack of faith

Who would not want to clean the holy machine? Hereteks they are, I say!

I hear the machine spirits voice.

That legit happened to me over the past 2 weeks help

@@justyouraveragememester5037 same but a month it only gets worse

MORE BODIES TO FIGHT AGAINST THE BLASPHEMOUS XENO, FOR THE EMPEROR!

The machine spirit showed people the Emperor's Light

@@phantomwraith1984 The Emperor Protects.

Probably humanity will never achive this. The vast majority of humanity is extremely weak and stupid. It is a mystery whether the resources on Earth are sufficient for transhumanism and space colonization.

Nonesense! The machine is immortal after all, submit yourself to the Omnissiah and you may witness the future as you wish

Don't worry, you will. You'll just forget your time alive now, but you will be reborn again.

me too man! i wanna see real life power armor :((

I like to think that we might render ourselves unable to die of old age. Don't lose hope brother, we are all the omnissiah's children and he sees fit to show us wonders beyond our imagining.

May the ominissiah guide you through your pain.

Your flesh is weak and your mind is tainted. The Machine Spirit WILL guide you to the true path of enlightenment, for while you lack the purity of steel and the blessed embrace of the Machine Spirit, you will be guided through. Deus Est Machina!

The Omnissiah hears your pain, sister

Dang, you ok? What religion were you part of?

Same, the music actually helps with the depression I sometimes get from that trauma and being a former hardcore Catholic who at one point unironically called other Catholics heretics is probably one of the main reasons why I got into Warhammer in the first place. Omnisiah help us.

now imagine if it were a self reloading artillery piece, and no one did anything and the thing started firing of by itself, that would be terrifying but cool

Saint Barbara also protects

If you think about it "Great Omnissiah" is another way of saying God

Pls, tell me that this really happened

I will be expecting you at our church this tuesday

the omnissiah recognize you

the omnissiah wills it, and your computer obeyed

Had a similar experience. Mom's old potato refused to start properly. 2 minutes of this track and it worked like a dream all day.

You placated the machine spirit with the holy chants

Never thought of it that way.... its my headcanon now

How do I know exactly what you mean

Mechanicus is a real game dude

Ain’t about the game.

Give me the hymns, and in blessed binary be they sung. Praise be. Praise be.

I know, right? It's...eerie.

*Well said admiral spire*

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Very well said. I agree with all my heart and raise a glass of oil martini to you.

@Lord Admiral Spire You might to look at the iron hands chapter lore. Turns out repressing emotions can be just as dangerous

@Lord Admiral Spire what about the dark mechanicum? they were mechanicum once yet did fall to chaos...

Why is this true?

@@ruthstewart8725 it is blessing form the omnissiah.

Ruth Stewart it also pleases the machine spirit within

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Instructions unclear. Phone has begun chanting in high gothic.

I wonder how many things you actually fixed with that over-hyped cooking oil besides doors you accidentally lubricated. EDIT: some tech priest tried to improve this comment and ended up making a typo.

Z mojego naznaczonego oleju kieruje modły do ciebie o Mechsjaszu, Z mojej myśli binarnej poszukuje prawdy o twych świętych artefaktach. Z moim sercem stalowym depcze każdego plugawego innowierce, Z mych złotych obwodów dedykuje swój pancerz tobie na wieki. Pozbawiony mego ciała, i ja stanę się godzien. Pozbawiony mych kości, i ja zetrę każdego nieprzyjaciela. Pozbawiony moich narządów, i ja uchronię mars. Pozbawiony porażki, ja sprawie Mecanicusa całością. Chwała dla Mechsjasza. Obdarzeni przez duchy maszyn. Bądźmy prowadzeni. Polish version a litle modificated.

@@kamilkyzio9449 Omnimesjasz brzmi lepiej ;P

@@mimir4965 ale w polskim języku nie stosuje się określenia "omni" i w moim mniemaniu lepiej brzmi mechsjasz

@@kamilkyzio9449 nazwy własne =/= język polski

I find the crazy suicidal WW1 german soldiers more interesting than bunch of toasters

@@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292 thats holy toasters to you.

Thats why I prefer Rocker Big Boys. Noise Marines all the way

@@davidirvine7238 Apologies for my heresy. You have the rights to punish me

@@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292 i mean you should report to the closest inquisitor for immediate purging, it's not really under my jurisdiction to punish imperial transgressions to the mechanicus. im sure youll do the right thing.

I like to imagine the choir is made up of a form of servitor, a dozen souls left with just the parts of their flesh needed to sing. Doomed to chant devotions to the Omnissiah for all eternity. It makes it thematically a lot closer to the mark for me.

Have you ever heard the tale of the Sister of Silence that visited the Emperor? Her Pariah gene blocked His holy radiance from her sight, and she saw him for what He was. She did not see an Emperor, interred upon the Golden Throne. What she saw was a man in pain.

@@ladywaffle2210 Do you remember the name of this tale? I would like to read it.

@@Rafael_Souza95 I believe it's Watchers of the Throne (technically 2 books, but I think both are pretty good).

@@ladywaffle2210 These books go to my list. Thank you!

good joke!!! or bad idea!

@@yeanbasch1876 yes

Enlighten the youth to the fact that their tiny, underdeveloped, fragile bodies are inferior to the might of the machine.

I've seen quite a few attempts to get kids into STEM fields. I hope this is one of the more effective ones.