Basically everybody's headcanon

@@mister_dadstersays_hi7372 With the announced comeback of fantasy now GWs in on the ordertide

@@averagecoloniser4586 wait WHAT

@@mister_dadstersays_hi7372 You know, that thing were everything cool is burnt to the ground and replaced with original character donutsteel's The end of time or somethin? Yeah that's passed

@@TheAzCorner not the end times the comeback of fantasy

When sigmar helped you move the furniture 2000 years ago so you gotta save the manlings again.

@@rubman8937 Its like when your old best friend aks you to babysit his annoying kids.

the trick is to position 2 armys Before declaring war on them

@@rubman8937 why is this so accurate?

I ended up on the receiving end of this in my last High Elf game. Due to going full Sword of Khaine, just about everyone on the map ended up declaring war on me, Dwarfs included. The Dwarfs ended up marching their armies through the entirety of the Empire and Bretonnia, and taking over Albion, using it as a forward staging base. They then used it to repeatedly attack all my holdings in Naggaroth (I'd already conquered the Dark Elves by that point) by sending stack after stack after stack after stack up north, while also digging in to make the place nigh impossible to take over. I spent well over 100 turns where I ended up having to station a good 3-4 armies just dedicated to defending Naggaroth and the surrounding provinces from the stunty bastards, while an additional 4 armies were stationed to keep the eastern side of Ulthuan safe from Empire and Bretonnia attacks, while Tyrion and the rest of my main armies finished conquering Lustria and the Southlands. Once that was done I FINALLY managed to get enough armies out to take over Albion away from the Dwarfs, but by god, they made me fight for it. To date it's the only time I've managed to conquer the entire world in a Mortal Empires campaign, and it was easily the most memorable Total War campaign I've ever played.

Spongebob is problaby responsible for a third of the memes in the world, and office space for another third, and the the rest from various other sources.

@@SuperAerie Tom and Jerry occupy the other third of the memes

@@captaintrainer9490 i dont see anything of that show

@@Ahrone1586 I think he is talking about the nazi and ussr one

I need this.

The Ordertide burnt the world to ash

I was this is the virgin of the end time we wanted

Hahahhahah *got their shit together*

...aaaand then declared war on it because there where now only four factions left, and they smelt blood.

And scary accurate for when I was playing empire this one time by the time I had confederate everyone all the Skaven had alliance with them selves when chaos wave kicked off scrya declared war on me at the same time I was completely surrounded moulded from the north skcya eser and morse form the south (they managed to take over dawfs and orks) some how trench and scrock had taken lustra and large parts of Aluthwon basically skaven only end times they were everywhere

Just remember, the Skaven don't exist.

@@SleepyMatt-zzz The skaven denial trait is hilarious. I was playing gorrok and was sieging the last pestilen city. I didnt need to push it and was taking my time building my province before id start another war so i just waited on siege and still got skaven denial AS i was sieging them. Ooops what am i sieging again?

@@managarn8038 Clearly you were just ridding the world of some hideous small strain of beastmen. Nothing to worry about, they are after all just unintelligent brutes.

@@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 Currently facing down Clan Echen (Eichen?) who owns 90+ settlements lol Pray to Sigmar for me

Yes-yes

@@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 They spray fear musk now yes-yes

Welcome to the apocalypse

Kislev.

I hope you like Leather

Lol Border Prices repoing Angrunds poor ass. That one cracked me up.

@@eclipsingshadows5421 all aboard the hype train

Shame

he also fits Plankton bum rushing the KK with his kin.

I heard grimgor voice saying chocolate

I'm playing as High Elves RN and all I can see is Grimgor running amok in the eMpire lands.

That fits Grom more then Grimgor

When chaos finally takes Kislev and then you show up with your 4 Bretonnia doom stacks of Grail Knights and Grail Guardians supported by blessed trebuchet, pilgrims and Life damsels. Knowing the Empire doom stacks are right behind you with the dwarves, elves, and that one random lizardmen faction who showed up for some reason.

@@sangralknight3031 i remember fighting for my life at marienburg and then teclis just burned down norsca.

I don't know from most my campaigns SpongeBob would've been confederated high elves saving the empire from chaos 🤣

@@sangralknight3031 "chok-chok"

Squidward as Kislev waiting to get the chaos invasion over, and then the order tide trumpets! Wow dude, it's a good thing it was at the end because I would have missed the rest laughing in amazement.

My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic

*the Confederations we made!

When the Ordertide declares war upon the Dwarfs: Thorgrim: "Never thought, I'd die fighting side by side with a Thaggoraki." Queek: "How about die-perish side by side with a friend-pal, yes-yes?" Thorgrim: "Aye... I could do that."

Tell that to Manfred

Both the game and lore itself established one truth: Always blow up Mannfred, he will ruin it for everyone.

@@emetanti even Archaon and Nagash agrees

@@emetanti Truer words have rarely been spoken. Mannfred, that backstabbing PoS...

As soon as I got Hellstorms, I broke NAP with him, waited 10 turns and declared after.

The End Times is terribly written garbage. i don't care what GW says,it isn't canon

He did not stand idle!!!

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This video summoned the elector counts

Wait, you modded in access to kislev but not the province trading?

Laughs in Byzantine

BewegteBilderrahmen did they fix the providence trading mod? It was breaking most faction mechanics for like a year.

@@1010nm1 don't know actually, haven't played in a while

@@1010nm1 been working fine for me for a long time, without breaking mechanics

this was back when you lost all your progress when the oak of ages was razed as well.

"I'z just gotta say, da little red ratty 'as made sum poor life choices. Finks 'e can be da Dirty Dan, Ha! 'E's gonna git stomped by da biggest 'n bestest 'n meanest 'n greenest boss out dere. Let's go get 'em, boyz!"

Darthplagueis13 “Green things fool-stupid! Stormvermin of Clan Mors! Kill-Kill big meaty green thing! Will take head, will become one true Dirty Dan Yes-Yes!” (This is way too much fun)

Yeah before the dwarves will kick you out yeah the city of yourself become Dirty Dan now

@@jasonsantos3037 Dwarfs you say? Only those blessed by Sigmar himself can ascend to become Dirty Dan. The empire of man shall take over everything and take its proper place atop the world. These brutes and savages stand no chance in the face of our gunpowder and steel.

It only from the back of a Dragons that Dirty Dan truly gained his full power. That is why we Asur shall be the inheritors of his legacy.

As Gor-rok about single handedly holds Itza. Again.

It's just so awesome

Basically how we thought (and hoped) the End Times arc was going to end...

Actually the end times was quite annoying with the high elves betraying the empire cause teclis wanted his Ole brother resurrection so he stole the flame of ulric in middenheim where they are doing the last stand. Meanwhile thorgrim was wrapped up in bureaucracy to actually send reinforcements while being besieged by skaven stacked armies. Malekith being a douchebag allowed ghrond to fall to chaos Tide cause morathi's giant cunt killed malekith estranged wife who I think is one of the twilight sisters. AS for the lizardmen they got fucked cause the skaven learned and contaminated they're spawning pools so they can't auto spawn new saurus warriors plus due to a scheme involving a ton of warpstone and decided "why don't we pull the moon so it'll crash on top of lustria" and thanks to that a lot of Slann died putting the moon so that the great plan is restored and in the end they got overrun by chaos in the north and skaven to the south. The Phoenix king and queen of avelorn was blackmailed by Vlad von carstein when the vampire fuck kidnap they're children. The only thing good thing that happened was mork and gork decided to teleport wurzagg,skarsnik and Grimgor to flame the mayhem in middenheim Grimgor fought archaeon to a standstill but since archaeon was a cheating bastard as well as having a phobia on almost getting beheaded by Grimgor during his first chaos invasion decided to call for a a helping hand from his demon masters so by law of plot armor he won the duel against our favorite black orc. Settra being the skeleton crap that he was decided brettonia was a very good pitstop so he decided to raid it's shore until he met wulfric in which he lost and his crown got stolen by the barbarian, enraged he stormed the north looking for his crown until he met the army of dragon shaggoths as well as suneater the last record was him running leeroy Jenkins at the gigantic dragon shaggoth.

That was the Fan Order tide. Only thing missing was Grimgore giving Archaon a running kick to the balls

DEATH TO POINTY EARS YES YES

We will capture it for Ordeeerr.

@LEGOAA A actually, “Knights” are known as Bretionia because all their best troops and most of their roster consists of men riding stuff or knights

@LEGOAA A ohhh, I’m sorry I’m idiot I didn’t know you were talking about the video, I thought you were calling “knights” from CyanMouse’s comment Empire. My fault

As someone with over 2000 hours with wh1 and 2 combined this is so relatble (the vid)

You think that is bad. Imagine being a Lizardman main and having your friend go Skaven. The betrayal was real, and right on par for Skaven.

Everyone loves a good story about reluctant allies uniting against the big bad. See: LOTR

Well, LOTR inspired many things.

Because it is the ending we all wanted Fantasy to have

i think you mean Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds

David White Yeah just what I wanten to say

@@davewhite115 what a chad

@@davewhite115 As we say in Germany: *Uff Bruder! Respekt*

"Been spendin' most our lives, livin' in a skeleton's paradise!"

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GO FORTH WITH SIGMAR'S BLESSING!

Fuck! downloading it again!

I AM PRINCE AND EMPEROR

Summon the respector counts

yeah its BS, but it usually goes away after you have another battle with Skaven and you get a better trait in its place

@@gamingrambles how do you get it? In the first place

@@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 Character must spend a long time inside province with high skaven corruption and never fight skaven. Trait goes away if that character fights skaven.

@@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 You just have to be in a region with really high corruption for awhile, similar to the chaos corruption traits

@@gamingrambles ah ok

Kislev went from absolute victim that was always killed in Warhammer 1, to can somewhat defend itself in 2, and can kick ass in 3

We will always have Karak Eight Peaks.

glad you enjoyed it

Specifically, Sigvald the magnificent.

Theres a reason Lustria especially in the Vortex campaign is considered a Battle Royal.

Lustria thunderdome

Truly and honor

The mysterious stranger strikes again

They may have summoned the Chaos armies, but Karl summoned the Elector Counts. GG, get rekt Chaos.

SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS.

Well...if you don't count having advanced gunpowder technology, support of technologically advanced dwarves, powerful wizards and probably, basically the most tactically flexible and diverse faction in the Warhammer Fantasy world...then yeah they have nothing special about them. (maybe sarcasm..)

@@navilluscire2567 THEY HAVE SIGMAR'S AID!

The Empire isn't crippled by overspecialization. Diversity in units is actively encouraged and they have a frequent grasp on their economy. They're out-done in everyway by other races but are decent at everything. A Jack-Of-All-Trades.

Ape strong together

I wouldn’t say gun powder is really advanced. I mean look at the skaven. They have nukes, Gatling guns and are vastly op. The only issue is that they fight themselves a lot. They are by far the most powerful faction in the game and lore. I mean look at the end times. They can be number one if only their god actually united them.

With WH3 it changed to "Chaos, you fucks, get off my lawn, or I am gonna end your whole career"

@@voxdraconia4035 a lot has changed in that 1 year. Kislev Is better for it...but we lost our beloved kislev man

Bird Up that is more like goblin dwarf is quite kind in terms of giving aids

Always was my favourite episode

I haven't memorized the flags and I still enjoyed the vid even if I don't get all of it.

WRONG!!!!

*the Storm of Chaos