Achtung!!! Channel will go dark next week for a late easter vacation! the bunny has been dropping eggs around my house and i need to go find it's home and show it the error of shitting on my property, we will return to schedule as usual on the 16th.

To be fair to the witch hunters, sniffing out Chaos is not particularly difficult. If the village smells like an orgy at a perfume store you've got a Slaanesh infestation, if it smells like corpses dragged out of a sewer Nurgle minions are somewhere in a 10 miles radius, Tzeentch is harder to smell aside from the smell of burning more just look for anomalies like a cow with 5 butt hole farting purple flames, Khorne you can't really smell but look for the "3Bs" Blood, Bones and Brass being used for clothing and decorations. This has been your friendly inquistorial tips for the day.

When you ask "what would Jesus do?" keep in mind that breaking out whips, throwing tables around and beating people in the church is within the realm of possibilities...

I can't help but feel that Khorne is actually the easiest religion to follow and has the simplest rule set. 1: Find stuff and fight it. 2: If it puts up a good fight take its head and put it on the pile, if not leave it alone. 3: Return to step 1.

7:00 “hit it with a hammer until it stops moving great” life advice

In heldenhammer by Graham McNeil, King Kurgan of the dwarves advised sigmar that he could win a battle by hitting the enemy on the head until there's none of them left. This has been the core principle of the cult of sigmar to this very day.

Phrase for a day: Heavy blunt object

The primary problem with most beastmen shrines and monotliths (herdstones) is that sometimes there is a huge fucking minotaur guarding it, slaughtering everything in a one hundert meter radious.

HOLY SIGMAR, BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY!

you know arch the beastmen don't need to build ladders they have one in their ass already! Warhammer total war showed me that!

STOP!!! Hammer time... Sigmar Heldenhammer is back in town(Lore)

How does one disembowel a person with a warhammer? Well... are you familiar with a rolled up container of toothpaste? A lot like that.

This is giving me Warhammer online nostalgia. I really liked the Warrior Priest, Archmage and Shaman classes, I enjoy the combat mechanic of healing by doing damage and switching among multiple targets. It's a very active form of healing which is a hell of a lot more challenging, and fantastically more fun, than just being a healbot. It's not only more difficult to heal that way, because you can't simply spamcast heals, but also because you have to actually pay attention to what you're doing. You're actively DPSing which encompasses all of the tactics and movements and rotation of being a DPS - but also constantly scanning your companions who you're DPSing to keep alive. It's twice as active and twice as difficult as being a healbot, and more fun than any other healer I've played in any other MMOs - and I've played a lot of them. I've seen similar mechanics in other MMOs, but they were either specific subset minor utility abilities or subset specializations which did very little in the way of healing. rarely were these mechanics something you could actually focus on, let alone were they built into the classes as the main focus: aside from Rift, which had the same class designer so it makes sense the mechanic would show up there in the Chloromancer Mage and Bard Rogue. The problem with Rift... is that it's Rift. The Rifts eventually become far less a novelty after the very first zone and far more an agitating nuisance which makes leveling your character a nearly intolerable grind of consistent, if not constant, annoyance.

*SIGMAR VULT* !!!

"It takes alot of effort to disembowel someone with a hammer." Psh... maybe for you.

To me sons of Sigmar!, For The Empire!

YES. I'll have to watch this later - at school at the moment. As a brief side note, bald Germanic people who are blindly dedicated to a warrior god and hit things with large hammers (mauls actually, I think) should scare the shit out of a lot more people than they seem to.

I’m amazed A Random Crusader hasn’t muscled in on this comment section to yell about how Arch is doing videos on the wrong religious fanatics and should be coming out with the Templars video already.

every day in the empire is terminally "interesting"

Also you missed the last, best kind of warrior priests. The scantily clad blood crazed Canadian BDSM Elf kind.

What about the cult of Myrmidia? Khainite hags? The bridge god?

MAN TEARS OF THE FAITHFUL POURTH FROM THINE EYES!!! Now...the Cult of Morr!!!

"They can smell warp influence if it is strong enough" All the more reason for Nurgle worshipper to hold on to their butts whenever a witch hunter is closeby ;7

Every Lore video just adds to my indescribable want for a warhammer animation series.

Warhammer Fantasy Lore = Two Sigmarite Hammers Up! We require MORE! B-)

its perfectly natural to have an urge to clean up, or a I like to call it to cleanse...

Hammer time in warhammer is all the time, I’ve read the vampire war books by the way and I really enjoyed the character of Vlad, I wouldn’t mind if Arch did the vampire war books or even some lore on the high elf civil war

Idea...Start 3-5 new Sigmar temples in every national capital on the planet. Having lots of big, scary men wandering the streets carrying big, scary hammers fighting evil should do absolute wonders for getting the ick out of politics.

Best so far this year Arch. Thought I was going to bust a lung during the chaos bit.

I like the fact that there are such diverse GW lore channels: Onemindsyndicate does it the nerdy way, 40k facts and loremaster of sotek do it the analytical way, and Arch does it the jerky-cynical way.

This is one of my favorite lore videos you have made, nailed it, lol

As Hammerfall would put it "Bring the Hammer Down" | 6:10 - Ooooh, brutal!...even by THEIR standards. | 9:18 - As in what Archeon was before he became the Everchosen? (who had his anti-plot armour kick to the genitals by Grimgor Ironhide retconed) | Some things speak for themselves. | 19:00 - One is messy, one is unclean, one is basically worse a brothel...one isn't in one place. The place of worship for the followers of Khorne is the battlefield. | 26:26 - Did you HAVE to put it that way?...

Probably one of the best warhammer lore channels gave me not just lots of info but also how to be a better individual lol

Is anyone else concerned that Arch sounds like he has some experience of disemboweling someone with a hammer?

This lore video makes this old police officer warm and fuzzy inside love the lore Arch keep It up!

Love the lore video's!, would love to hear more about runesmiths!

Well you could have a temple to Tzeencht. Maybe one that you continuously tear down and rebuild differently in new location as you travel. Like maybe the Tabernacle.

*SIGMAR BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY*

Do a lore breakdown on Grand Theogonist M. C. Hammer

Erm, hate to point this out to you Arch... but that type of architecture is far from uncommon in the real world. Look at the Borderlands between England and Scotland for example, or look at old Welsh Houses on the Irish Sea coast, you see exactly the same thing, massive construction, no windows on the lower floor, the single door reachable only by either a wooden stair or, in some cases a LADDER. Hell that kind of construction was common throughout Wales as we liked fighting each other as much as we liked fighting the English! Not saying Warhammer is not batshit insane... but the kind of architecture you were talking about is actually pretty fucking common during the early and mid medieval... because you know, the landscape was full of Lordlings fighting each other over who called their dog a sissy or the fact that the next door neighbour smells funny and had squinty eyes.....

every time you mention the hammer i get a grin in my face for some magic reason ^^

Earth Jesus "turn the other cheek" Warhammer Jesus "giant F@&$ off hammer"

Sigmar does not lewd lolis. Sigmar protecc lolis. AND WHERE ARE THEM HORUS HERESY VIDEOS SELLOUT HAMMER? Or a Black Templar video, that is ok too.

Back when Warhammer MMO was a thing this was my class. Man I had such hopes for that game. Conversely I also played a squig herder which was a blast to play.

@Arch Warhammer tell us a story I go to bed listing to your lore lectures thank you.

Was hoping for more info on there combat abilities and or a few story examples of how bad ass they could be but thanks for the awesome videos as always

Hammer wielding Barbarian Jesus is best Jesus.

9:30 you are right, they are templars. Just like witch hunters who come from the church are considered templars. Basically it seems that every elite warrior from a religious organization is granted the title of templar and the title of its role.

Man i love this forty facts and lore video.

i haven't had any internet for nearly a month, i'm finally back online so it's time for an Arch marathon, god I've missed the sarcasm!

So a priest of sigmar is essentially a naked space marine without all the geneseed enhancements?

How is it possible to grow food, if the enviorment is that hostile?

That was a dark transition, I love it.

The casual theme behind his mobid topic is absolutely hilarious.

Mighty morphing moving power temple of tzeentch.

Well at least korn as liking want something like Sigmar or Oreck I can spell using right but still you're interesting I know the green-skins got shamans close enough for Warrior like priest close enough

If we go by the RPG books, every faith in the Imperium - other than that of Shallya and possibly Verena (though the latter have their version of investigators/witch hunters) has warrior priests of some order.

I wonder about other Races' Gods. Khaine for example. Would Witchelfs or the Executioners of Har Ganeth qualify als Warrior-Priests? Or the Swordmasters of Hoeth? Or what about Dwarfen Ancestorgods do they have Warrior-Priests?

12:17: if it's nurgle, they cam definitely smell the evil.

happy easter master Narrator

"FOR SIGMAR!!! AND THE EMPIRE!!!!"

Ten minutes into the video, I get an youtube notification. Arch has uploaded Warhammer Lore, The Warrior Priests! KZfaq strikes again!

Black templar lore please.

I think you can have a temple to tzeench, it just changes how it looks all the time. I don't think change needs complete change, just some change that can lead to bigger changes over time.

Sandy Claws........ He knows when you've been naughty.... And a chaos priest WILL help you warm up when you're cold - he'll light you on fire

Reading Eisenstein now, loving the Horus heresy series

7:02 At one point Jesus flipped over a table and chased people down with a whip.

i personally believe that Sigmar(ignoring the end times) became a daemon prince of Ulric

and here i was waithing a whole week for ''descent of angels'' wich i thought was more like ''decent of angels'' but it had some nice stories anyways. oh well the waiting continues.;-)

nurgle preist's pass out moldy bread.

"Warrior's of sigmar, come out to plaaaay. Warrior's of sigmar, Coooommme out tooo PLaaaayaaaaaa!~" -Archaon Everchosen.

WWSD=beat it to death with a hammer

Hey Arch i would really like you to do a video on Malal god of chaos in its truest form, i don't know much about him and i think he has to be one of the most interesting characters/figures in warhammer both in Fantasy and 40K :D

Hey Arch, could you make a lore video about Richter Kreugar? i find that character quite intriguing.

SIGMAR LIVES! STOMP! STOMP! SIGMAR LIVES!

Well you know what they say, "The nail that sticks out gets hammered" or more to the point recieves a fuck off giant two-handed Hammer to the face followed by "IN THE NAME OF SIGMAR!! I JUDGE YOU ALL!!"

best class in fantasy

Smegmar Protects!

NEXT SALTZPYRE CLASS LET'S GOOO (Vermintide 2)

Cleaning taken to it's logical extreme... Nurgle, be afraid. BE VERY AFRAID.

The khornate warrior priests could offer you victory in battle, the blood and skulls of your enemy and to make your fighting spirit and body stronger imo.

Welcome back!

He is back!

Lets hope Fat shark has a warrior Priest DLC in the future for Verm 2.

They really need this class in Vermintide.

Well a champion of cleaning up would be mr.clean

Yay new arch video

Deamons of chaos lore and army roster next please arch!

With auto-gen subtitles Khrone is listed as corn. Pretty funny to read the warrior priests of corn lol

Would you ever consider doing a video on the Death Korps of Krieg?

3 words: Obsessive Cleaning dissorder

Sheldon is the desire to clean up

Sigmarites! Let's smash them all with a blunt object, Sigmar will sort out his own!

Arch Warhammer Only you could truly manage to draw a comparison between perfect cleanliness and being a god damn Nazi! That's why I love your vids ever so much, lol.

what about the witchelfs? as far as i know they are the "brides" of khaine, so priestesses of khaine right? and isn't khaine the elven god of war, murder and bloodshed? so they are also "warriorpriests" (or priestesses).

good video Arch

Talos from the elder scrolls series sounds like sigmar

Okay arch we need a new dnd warhammer campaigner with every one being a warrior priest or inquisitor

didn't Arch make a video about some ostland battle? i can't find it.

Warrior priests bring bald heads and big hammers to a next level