Warhammer: The Old World Battle Report | Orc & Goblin Tribes VS. Vampire Counts

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Күн бұрын

It’s 2000 points of Orc and Goblin Tribes versus 2000 points of Vampire Counts in a game of Warhammer: The Old World. This is TOW in Towenty minutes! It's just like Play on Tabletop, Tabletop Tactics and Smosh Games... well, kinda. Join a Vampire named Drako, a Banshee named Karen, 2 Goblins who can't stand each other named Steve & Bob as we go face to face with the Warboss and his army of Black Orcs who prefer the term, "Orcs of color". Hope you enjoy this fast, fun, narrative, story driven style battle report in 30 minutes!
0:00 Drako, Karen & some bad dog owners
1:27 Orcs of color & a badly painted BSB
2:55 Orc & Goblin Tribes Turn 1
4:23 Bob & Steve Warning Shot
4:33 Vampire Counts Turn 1
5:40 Orc & Goblin Tribes Turn 2
7:38 Bob & Steve Target Practice
7:54 Orc & Goblin Tribes Turn 2: Combat
9:05 Vampire Counts Turn 2
10:24 Her name is Karen
11:16 Vampire Counts Turn 2: Combat
13:41 Orc & Goblin Tribes Turn 3
14:43 Bob & Steve waste a bolt
15:01 Orc & Goblin Tribes Turn 3: Combat
16:45 Vampire Counts Turn 3
18:27 Vampire Counts Turn 3: Combat
20:43 Orc & Goblin Tribes Turn 4
21:25 Bob & Steve see a pretty flag
21:46 Orc & Goblin Tribes Turn 4: Combat
23:01 Vampire Counts Turn 4
24:32 Vampire Counts Turn 4: Combat
25:39 Orc & Goblin Tribes Turn 5
27:52 Vampire Counts Turn 5
29:43 Orc & Goblin Tribes Turn 6
30:01 Bob & Steve turn it around
30:31 Orc & Goblin Tribes Turn 6: Combat
32:18 Vampire Counts Turn 6
32:57 The end of Bob & Steve?
33:21 The last hope
34:13 Victory Points
ORC & GOBLIN TRIBES
Black Orc Warboss: 135pts
- Shield: 2pts
- Wyvern: 130pts
- Trollhide Trousers: 40pts
Orc Bigboss: 55pts
- Battle Standard Bearer: 25pts
- Waaagh! Banner: 40pts
- Heavy Armor: 3pts
14 Black Orcs Mob 168pts
- Additional hand weapons: 14pts
- Boss: 6pts
- Standard: 6pts
- Musician: 6pts
- Veterans: 14pts
30 Orc Boyz: 150pts
- Boss: 7pts
- Thrusting Spears: 30pts
- Musician: 5pts
- Standard: 5pts
40 Orc Boyz: 200pts
- Boss: 7pts
- Additional hand weapons: 40pts
- Big uns: 80pts
- Standard: 5pts
- Musician: 5pts
10 Orc Boyz: 50pts
- Warbows: Free
17 Orc Boyz: 85pts
5 Orc Boar Boyz: 75pts
- Shields: 5pts
- Heavy Armor: 5pts
- Boss: 8pts
- Musician: 6pts
- Big’Uns: 10pts
Doom Diver Catapult: 95pts
- Orc Bully: 10pts
2 Rock Lobbas: 150pts
- Orc Bullies: 20pts
2 Bolt Throwa: 90pts
Giant: 200pts
TOTAL: 1,987 Points
VAMPIRE COUNTS
Vampire Count: 160pts
- Level 2 Wizard: 60pts
- Lance: 4pts
- Curse of the revenant: 50pts
- Flayed Hauberk: 35pts
- Abyssal Terror: 120pts
Necromancer: 60pts
- Level 2 Wizard: 30pts
- Cloak of mist & shadows: 30pts
Cairn Wraith: 50pts
Tomb Banshee: 90pts
30 Grave Guard: 330pts
- Seneschal: 6pts
- Standard: 6pts
- Drilled: 60pts
- Drakenhof Banner: 50pts
20 Skeletons: 100pts
- thrusting spears: 20pts
- Champ, standard: 10pts
20 Skeletons: 100pts
- Standard: 5pts
- Champion: 5pts
30 Crypt Ghouls: 270pts
- 3 Ghast: 18pts
6 Fell Bats: 90pts
10 Dire Wolves: 80pts
3 Spirit Hosts: 147pts
TOTAL: 1,995 Points
Play on Tabletop is great and so is Tabletop Tactics with Miniac and Squidmar they are all great inspiriations for Warhammer

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@MountainMiniatures 4 ай бұрын

This channel needs more subscribers. The many many hours of work that went into this piece of art wont be understood by the majority of the viewers!

@DwainiacWarhammer 4 ай бұрын

Cheers fellas! A good 5 days of editing this was🥵

@andrewrockwell1282 4 ай бұрын

You said it. That was a great report, very funny. 😂

@alex.ebasta 4 ай бұрын

@@DwainiacWarhammer in my opinion you do the best editing of battle reports videos I ever seen in youtube, the others are just 2 hours of video of people throw dice. A bit boring, while your videos are very entertaining and fun to watch and rewatch :)

@twistedphoenix 4 ай бұрын

Agreed. This is top tier!

@toversnoleu8769 4 ай бұрын

this channel also needs more battle reports! and PAINTED MINIATURES!!! Collab and help this legend with some quallity paint help!

@DwaineWoolley 4 ай бұрын

5 Mistakes made in this report: 1. Can’t place Magic Vortex over models 2. You can’t charge in a marching column 3. Wraith can’t join Skeleton unit 4. Multiple wounds only count for 1 model 5. Losing combat to an enemy that doubles your unit strength flees instead of fall back in good order

@PoulEbbe 4 ай бұрын

Impressive you only counted 3 xD

@paulthetyyppi 4 ай бұрын

Those who are on the front ranks and not in base to base get to make 1 attack regardles if their profile has more.

@nklinef 2 ай бұрын

Not being able to charge in marching column is exactly why with Drilled you CAN redress before a charge. Otherwise it would take half the game before a marching column unit would be able to charge something, and anything they reformed to charge could generally just move out of the way or themselves charge before your unit were able to. It kind of defeats the entire purpose of Drilled if this isn't the case, and would make dwarfs unplayable.

@SHoweth-ez1mx Ай бұрын

Also stomp attacks hit automatically

@DrBlaxill 4 ай бұрын

Magnificent. Produced in the old 80s warhammer spirit of irreverent satire before it all got dark and serious. Thou shalt get a shoutout via the street cryer in the lower city alleyways under the control of Dr. Blaxill and his loyalist punks.

@DwainiacWarhammer 4 ай бұрын

Irreverent satire. The right way to play Warhammer 😂

@Swindondruid2 4 ай бұрын

Fantastic battle report, you kept me laughing. Bob and Steve deserve their own show!

@mathewsheffield8029 4 ай бұрын

This was great fun, I really enjoyed it. The jokes are great, the narration is clear and paced effectively, the graphics/captions really add to whole thing. I'm impressed. You are totally forgiven for the mistakes, as it was clearly a fun game and told the story well. Subscribed!

@DwainiacWarhammer 4 ай бұрын

Much appreciated mate!

@rayreviewsgames 4 ай бұрын

Thank you. Please keep these coming. It was so funny and quick that the missed rules don't even bother me. It's like "hey wait a second... nope! no time to wait, keep moving forward!"

@bythrone9973 4 ай бұрын

Came for the old world. Stayed for the humor.

@syropp 4 ай бұрын

Most entertaining report I have seen by far. Keep up the work. Had a few proper giggles watching this. Amazing.

@filippogaliero8796 4 ай бұрын

I am 3 minutes into the video and i can already say i love the format. Need more!

@bendaffurn8392 4 ай бұрын

Thoroughly enjoyed this! It’s clear you’ve spent a lot of time and effort on it. I will now be referring to my banshee as Karen, just fantastic! Subscribed and hoping for more soon!

@markogeisten9473 4 ай бұрын

The blaxill cameo earned you my subscription 😂👍

@PeppeMea 4 ай бұрын

"Hello punks!" 😂😂😂 Love your videos man!

@marastarbreaker6327 4 ай бұрын

This the best battle report I have ever seen. And I've seen a lot. Great work guys. Subscribed and LF to the next.

@pablodominguez4585 3 ай бұрын

This has to be the best batrep I've ever watched. I've been watching batreps for the past 10 years... Funny, straight to the point, great editing, no chit chat. Perfection. Please keep it up!

@balkenkreuz2063 4 ай бұрын

I'm loving your battle reps, they're so fun to watch and a great inspiration to start playing some WHFB games!

@djboristo 4 ай бұрын

You have the most entertaining battle reports on KZfaq. Hats off to you, amazing stuff, can't wait for the next one.

@drewbishop-tsai5526 4 ай бұрын

Immediately my favorite battle report channel, I was rolling in the beginning! Keep this up!!

@Brodraugen 4 ай бұрын

Come for the tactics, stay for the jokes!

@chrisbaker91 4 ай бұрын

Loving this battle report. I have been watching some others. Full battle reports are often just on in the background. This is a great format for making it interesting and the editing showing all the important bits with the narrative without just making it matter of fact "i rolled a 2 so failed etc"

@77clown77eater77 4 ай бұрын

New favorite channel for Battle reports - thanks for focusing on the game with great dialogue and commentary, not two guys standing around a table and throwing dice for three hours! I'll also add that the camera work shows of how good the minis look.

@janekciscek288 3 ай бұрын

Hahahaha! Gotta be the funniest battle report ever. You guys deserve a studio where you can produce more of that goodness.

@DwainiacWarhammer 3 ай бұрын

Thanks! We’ll get there one day. If GW doesn’t send me bankrupt beforehand 😅🤣🫠

@twistedphoenix 4 ай бұрын

Easiest choice to subscribe in a while. Great job. keep it up

@Flintun 3 ай бұрын

Absolutely loved the story in this battle report. ToW is all about the narrative for me.

@Peweksior 4 ай бұрын

Best batrep of the decade!!! Liked, subscribed, aching for more!

@tomaskuchta1000 4 ай бұрын

Happy Steve and Bob made it through

@molemend 4 ай бұрын

Just Found these reports and they are amazing! Good work and thank you :D! Excited for more

@wardogtabletopgaming2329 4 ай бұрын

Mate you kept me laughing through the entire battle report. Please never stop with what you do

@HuwgeGrin 4 ай бұрын

Incredible effort! Super entertaining format. The amount of work that goes into the editing of these videos is... unsustainably impressive!

@ForgottenNorthGaming 3 ай бұрын

I very, very much enjoyed that - really entertaining

@gacharizer1372 3 ай бұрын

This is ENTERTAINMENTOOOO!!! in anime terms. Hilarious, witty and meme-injected narration kept me watching even though I don't even know anything about Warhammer fantasy (I'm a 40K fan). You guys deserve a studio to to keep on delivering this quality content. Also, Steve and Bob are a great addition to the whole story-telling LOL!

@Athiuen 4 ай бұрын

Damn, this was epic. Great work.

@nicolaihoronjuc 3 ай бұрын

Really the best battle report I have ever watched. Interesting, informative but at the same time with humour. I hope your channel will be very popular in short time and you will create no less than one battle report like this per week;))

@adrienlacorte3700 3 ай бұрын

Really great video guys ! I had quite a laugh watching this battle ! Please post more ! 😁

@Beefcake4001 4 ай бұрын

Love your work, thanks for taking the time!

@choiaco Ай бұрын

Best battle report i’ve seen so far over many years. Congrats!! Really funny!

@quirinoveterinaryclinic3739 4 ай бұрын

We need more battle reports like this 🙏 🙌 👏 ❤️

@jameswoodward7545 4 ай бұрын

Death by Karen - love it! Subscribed.

@blackbriargaming5483 4 ай бұрын

That was EXCELLENT! Very entertaining. And so much effort! Can't wait for the next one.

@jevertt 4 ай бұрын

Love the commentary! Also, go O&G - I want to see a giant spider next time!

@runar4731 4 ай бұрын

This is hands down the best batrep I've seen! I demand MOAR! .... unless yer a wuss?

@nimpgames333 4 ай бұрын

An epic game! And I laughed so much :D You didn't spend five days editing for nothing, the result is excellent!

@goatbagtv5873 3 ай бұрын

By far your best video, love every second of it mate

@brollenbrollen 4 ай бұрын

Your battlerepports are the most amusing by far ❤❤ keep it going. Remember, as a VC player myself I cannot let this go, the pig COULDT kill the Vampire general as the boar boys are in marching column so they cannot charge, a las the general Will live 🤭🤭 (p.101). Great rapport, cant wait to see the next one.

@DwainiacWarhammer 4 ай бұрын

Oh damn! He totally would have survived 😮

@halfmileduck1911 4 ай бұрын

I've subscribed for Bob and Steve. I need to know how this ends. Fantastic video, thank you so much for the biggest laugh I've had all week.

@DwainiacWarhammer 4 ай бұрын

Bob & Steve fled as the Skeletons and Wraith evaporated. They shall return!

@halfmileduck1911 4 ай бұрын

Will they return together or will Steve have stuck on wings and be launched from the Doom Diver - we need to know!!!

@Captain_of_Nuln 4 ай бұрын

best batrep I've seen by some considerable distance

@PoulEbbe 4 ай бұрын

Great humor, lesser great rulefollowing. Really good video!

@rogueelementgaming 4 ай бұрын

Great Batrep dude! Your format continues to improve and entertain!

@aurelienbarakat1225 3 ай бұрын

This was a fantastic BR, congrats on the work put into it and the excellent result !

@flavio5165 3 ай бұрын

very very funny Battle report ! good job !

@King-geekora 4 ай бұрын

This is honestly inspiring. Just a man and his models having a good time.

@DwainiacWarhammer 4 ай бұрын

My opponent was my wife and she did surprisingly well. I thought I had it in the bag before we even started 😂

@AnHourOfWolves 3 ай бұрын

The ending was the best part haha :)

@FenixFireBE 4 ай бұрын

Was great fun, love the length & gags. Learned a thing or two as well, so it's the complete packaged for me. Subbed!

@DwainiacWarhammer 4 ай бұрын

I hope one of things you learned was never to tell Karen she’s overreacting 😂 glad you enjoyed!

@martintaylor570 2 ай бұрын

This is amazing! Love the vibe and execution, amazing work :)

@oukt237 2 ай бұрын

Great entertainment! So much awesome lines😂 ..."5 of them choose death over dealing with Karen"!

@jtdo501 4 ай бұрын

I very much enjoyed that. The hard work paid off. Was excellent

@DwainiacWarhammer 4 ай бұрын

Much appreciated mate! 5 days of my life were lost to making this haha

@jurgen4466 4 ай бұрын

Really like this battle report 😀🤪 Well presented and fun! Great battle, close and back and forth 🎉 You REALLY dont like warlines do you 😂

@cheahyulee 4 ай бұрын

Those efforts!!!❤

@luisn7911 4 ай бұрын

Always enjoy the humor in your videos. Makes for a great watch. But during your turn 1, your necromancer forgot to use his Invocation of Nehek to get back some graveguard that the doom diver took out.

@DwainiacWarhammer 4 ай бұрын

He had one job in life

@CLAREROMVoid Ай бұрын

You've earned a subscriber, I rather see BP videos like this! All the mechs, measurements and rolls being portrayed narratively alongside the minis moving, close view to the table and not a single chit chat messing the experience, only improving it.

@craigstueber8073 4 ай бұрын

Units in Marching Formation can't Charge. 6:40ish... I love your report btw quick and fun. I will subscribe and enjoy watching more in the furture

@user-bp8dj7se1z 2 ай бұрын

This was amazing! Well done guys. Subscribed.

@benh6835 4 ай бұрын

Awesome format I loved this

@ivangrozny1530 4 ай бұрын

Hahah you guys are funny. Excellent battle report

@ergofargo 4 ай бұрын

2:32 but it is painted 9:19 I am part of the camp that says drilled does apply before charging.

@AmmiraglioMurray 4 ай бұрын

Dwaine you are the best! 🤣 Who cares about rules mistakes when Steve and Bob put out the great shooting show!

@UnkaStunka 3 ай бұрын

Perfection! Funny inspiring and all around very entertaining.

@davideallegra8022 4 ай бұрын

A masterpiece!!!

@johnnnysaint01 4 ай бұрын

Really like this. Most importantly the length, I turn out 90% of the time after 30-40 mins of straight up battle reports, skipping to what’s important but I watched this the whole way through and in fact I am commenting on my 2nd watch The editing and even the bits and jokes all good stuff

@DwainiacWarhammer 4 ай бұрын

I appreciate that man! Took alot of effort to make this so thank you for saying that

@WargamingForFun 3 ай бұрын

Brilliant thanks, made me chuckle

@piotrskodowski7544 3 ай бұрын

Oh please make more of those I laughed so hard XD

@aaronishappy 4 ай бұрын

Great batrep, I appreciate yours! As someone mentioned a Wraith can't join a non-Ethereal unit, though they could've joined those Spirit Host. There are no limitations on different troop/base types joining each other unless stated otherwise.

@DwainiacWarhammer 4 ай бұрын

A wraith can join Spirit Hosts? So cool! Next time

@piotrskodowski7544 3 ай бұрын

Karen Banshee XD!!!

@seandraper150 Ай бұрын

Excellent bat rep. I'm glad we all now agree drilled does allow redress before charge. Now, quick let's find something else to disagree on.

@OleksiiFedoroid 4 ай бұрын

Nice battle report))

@grlmgor 4 ай бұрын

22:20 Multiple wounds doesn't carry over in to other models. Also if you double outnumber falls back in good order is a flee.

@pacofores 2 ай бұрын

Just take my subscribe, Bob! Great shot!

@Katiefan123 4 ай бұрын

i really cant decide which way to play drilled for now were playing its not allowed to change before a charge. 1 minor issue when the orcs charged the bad dog owners(and the boar riders in turn 6 too) they were in marching column and shouldnt be allowed to charge. this report was incredibly aussie and ill be back for more.

@TobiasPatrick 4 ай бұрын

Great battle report. Sometimes, the dice God's are fickle 😂

@Jewus19 4 ай бұрын

very good ^^ *PUNKS*

@BoldAndSpicy 4 ай бұрын

Shouldnt it be the 3 boarmen of the a-pork-alypse?

@camillokamo8950 4 ай бұрын

Dude, your bat reps are the best

@DwainiacWarhammer 4 ай бұрын

Cheers brother!

@user-cx4if7gx2w 4 ай бұрын

Great battle report as usual, love the added effects. You just have one problem now. Any battle report that doesnt feature Bob and Steve is going to make me sad 😀

@DwainiacWarhammer 4 ай бұрын

I should have put a post credits scene in with the caption "Bob & Steve will return" like Marvel does

@user-cx4if7gx2w 4 ай бұрын

@@DwainiacWarhammer 😂

@cuddlemuffin44 Ай бұрын

I subscribed the moment you started taking shots at Age of Sigmar.

@user-tj6ig3zw8e 4 ай бұрын

A few things I noticed.... Ethereal Characters cannot join non ethereal units and viceversa. The vortex has to be placed on the table without it ouching anymodels base ( RB p107 ). When the orcs charged the spirit hosts they should have wheeled from the opposite end to try and maximise figues in contact. Ridded monsters have to wheel when they move they can't just jink around like the used to.

@michaelchampion936 4 ай бұрын

Perfect bat-rep, ao with the editing time, can we expect on old world report per month?

@DwainiacWarhammer 4 ай бұрын

Yes! We’ll start there. Then grow it to one a week eventually if the demand is there

@liangweihao7932 4 ай бұрын

You sir are absolutely hilarious! Some mistakes though. The vampire can't cast spells while wearing armour. You seem to move too far for failed charges, it should just be the higher of the dice roll. The spirit hosts that are not in base contact can only make 1 supporting attack. Vortex cannot be placed directly on a unit. The wraith's D3 wounds is only to a single target, it doesn't spill over to multippe models. The boar boyz are in marching copumn, they couldn't have charged the count.

@DwainiacWarhammer 4 ай бұрын

Cheers mate! So the Vampire was wearing the Flayed Hauberk which allows him to cast spells with that particular armour on. Regarding failed charges is it not movement plus the higher number of the dice roll? That’s what we went by (The giant and Orc mob used the lower number because of the woods). Interesting about the Spirit hosts only getting 1 attack being out of contact I must have missed that in the book. Also another mistake to call myself out, the wraith is ethereal and can’t join a non ethereal unit. I didn’t read the “vice versa” part of the rule😅

@liangweihao7932 4 ай бұрын

@@DwainiacWarhammer but u have a shield on the vampire? Failed charges is just the dice roll alone. Movement plus dice roll is essentially your full charge range. Yeah, spirit hosts not in base contact only makes 1 attack. It's under the How Many Attacks section.

@ClydeMillerWynant 4 ай бұрын

@@DwainiacWarhammer " I must have missed that in the book." It was probably somewhere around the seven hour mark...

@WarhammerFantasy 4 ай бұрын

🙌

@Bueolmutz 3 ай бұрын

I support this!

@qystein 2 ай бұрын

This was so dumb... I loved it!

@Cyrsia 4 ай бұрын

Can a Tomb Banshee use Wailing Dirge while she is in combat? I enjoyed my time and can't wait for the next one :)

@DwainiacWarhammer 4 ай бұрын

Yes she can 😊 Karen is a beast

@thunderccr5056 Ай бұрын

Great video! What will Bob and Steve get up to next? Chariots?? Would you ever go back to 6th or is TOW worth getting into? If it is, how is it better? Thanks All the best!

@DwainiacWarhammer Ай бұрын

Episode 2 featuring Bob & Steve is up! (Zacharias vs Grimgor batrep) I think TOW has good and bad changes. I really don’t like magic in TOW. Also hate that you can’t target a riding character or its monster mount. But the game mechanics work better I think, movement, shooting, combat res

@thunderccr5056 Ай бұрын

Thanks Dwain, your videos are very funny. I am totally with you regarding that your games should tell a story and should be fun! I dusted off my brother’s old Undead army yesterday to fix and paint the rest of it after 30 years! lol My High Elves never could beat Nagash! I’ll stick with 6th edition for the time being. Thanks again and all the best Sir! 😉👍

@user-tc9sk4ei9y 3 ай бұрын

Marching column cannot charge :^(

@stonem0013 3 ай бұрын

drilled does allow redressing ranks before charge! Just got FAQ

@DwainiacWarhammer 3 ай бұрын

Yes I saw that. I was on the wrong side of that debate haha

@tizianomerello6530 4 ай бұрын

Guys at 8:50 orcs attack first, killing 4, how can ghouls attack back? I think in tow you remove casualties from back but models are considered to be in the front rank, so you can’t attack back!

@DwainiacWarhammer 4 ай бұрын

Oops! It was our first TOW game. We’ll get better… hopefully