Wario dies eating Taco Bell after super gluing his ass shut the day prior.mp3

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Күн бұрын

My first Wario dies video
Hopefully it's funny

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@kingknight_real 3 ай бұрын

“They took my ass, I can’t shit”

@joelquintana1392 3 ай бұрын

"Okay?"

@justhere4637 3 ай бұрын

Ass stealing is a very serious crime.

@SanicConnoisseur_91 3 ай бұрын

I thought I was the only one who remembered that post

@p1000-ratti 3 ай бұрын

for real

@Neo2266. 3 ай бұрын

I have no ass and I must shit

@kaj7135 3 ай бұрын

Ah yes, my favorite Harlan Ellison story: I Have No Ass & I Must Shit.

@HumbleAshe 3 ай бұрын

Am: “Hey hey, I’m evil, but not THAT evil.”

@queue1312 3 ай бұрын

Let me tell you about shit!

@GooseGumlizzard 3 ай бұрын

true existential horror

@JohnSmith-fq3rg 3 ай бұрын

I have no Anus and I must Shit

@wareq 3 ай бұрын

Harlan might've written that if you paid enough

@Blowtorchturtle27 4 ай бұрын

I don’t know what’s worse: the farts, or the stretching sound before it

@stardragon7893 3 ай бұрын

They just keep getting higher pitched, it's horrifying. And hilarious.

@AJLord 3 ай бұрын

...both???

@MoeJae86 3 ай бұрын

@@stardragon7893sounds like he’s powering up his flatulence. 😂

@DeeBellwether 3 ай бұрын

did i catch a pitch shifted chainsaw in there?

@canadiancanucklehead8310 3 ай бұрын

Sounds more like the glue coming apart before the brown storm lol

@GoldenGrenadier 3 ай бұрын

The title by itself has me rolling. I hear this is how Elvis died.

@whyamihere-be7hg 3 ай бұрын

Literally how he died

@kaj7135 3 ай бұрын

“That other guy too… Don something… producer of The Simpsons.”

@leokm9586 3 ай бұрын

I read somewhere that Elvis was 80% shit right before he passed away

@mc-ps-playa5569 3 ай бұрын

That was the guy who made the Rick and Morty theme right?

@halfling49 3 ай бұрын

Elvis farted himself to death 😔

@prestonandtom9337 3 ай бұрын

Imagine this waking a child's parents up.

@franciasii2435 3 ай бұрын

Lol

@PurifierUnit37 3 ай бұрын

This comment is making me laugh harder than the video

@DeeBellwether 3 ай бұрын

damn near woke up my roommate just now tbh

@six_buck_dlc 3 ай бұрын

thanks for warning me

@d3rpyedits 3 ай бұрын

@@PurifierUnit37me too

@JamesDierken 4 ай бұрын

Bro shat out his organs

@ti_balls 4 ай бұрын

I know! 🤣

@Banan_group-leader 4 ай бұрын

@@ti_balls his ass got destroyed. HE FUCKING DIED AND YOU ARE LAUGHING

@KubickQ 4 ай бұрын

like hampter

@Max28-su7wv 3 ай бұрын

Jesus Christ! What the fuck! That's extremely creepy.

@null-Oh-6666 3 ай бұрын

Somehow Mona finds it arousing

@ExGanonMain 4 ай бұрын

BRO IS SPLITING HIMSELF IN HALF

@xemiii 3 ай бұрын

I think you meant SHITTING HIMSELF IN HALF

@Bman_Iggy 3 ай бұрын

More like shitting himself in half

@ExGanonMain 3 ай бұрын

@@Bman_Iggy True

@boombox12 3 ай бұрын

@@Bman_IggyI was just gonna say that

@steverman2312 3 ай бұрын

The “OH MY-“ before all hell breaks loose makes this a hundred times funnier

@concept5631 3 ай бұрын

Had me in tears

@klovespvztheonly 9 сағат бұрын

OH MY- *SHITTING AND SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*

@scoot_maymay 3 ай бұрын

i love the fact that its called the day prior cus super glue takes about 24 hours to fully set

@thedeadlysquidward1641 3 ай бұрын

It also means it has been building up for about a day

@bernardodaschagas6471 3 ай бұрын

Bro eats taco bell

@steealconwyrick1999 3 ай бұрын

Why would Wario even superglue his ass shut in the first place

@willsir129 3 ай бұрын

For profit

@Random64 3 ай бұрын

Wario stuff

@RabidLeroy 3 ай бұрын

Lost a bar bet.

@somethinginventive153 3 ай бұрын

The memes

@null-Oh-6666 3 ай бұрын

Mona's kink

@gabbagabber1987 3 ай бұрын

the farts going up in pitch towards the end had me in TEARS bro, best wario dies i've ever seen 13/10

@jacobwilson7109 3 ай бұрын

I thought the same 😭

@Ninja_Koopa 3 ай бұрын

OH MY - GLUBBIIIIIIIIISSSHHHHH

@T0pFr0g 3 ай бұрын

Wait there’s more💀💀💀💀

@superWARIOreal2 3 ай бұрын

IT WAS A DARE! I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN 2 DOLLARS!

@Noballsbro 3 ай бұрын

Nuh uh

@13thvarebel16 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@servalll0058 3 ай бұрын

I mean two dollars is two dollars...

@CsimmonsII 3 ай бұрын

Definitely something wario would do

@steealconwyrick1999 3 ай бұрын

How many 1-ups did it take to bring you back to life from THAT

@orangeTadpole 3 ай бұрын

Due to budget cuts, Charlie Brown’s teacher had to pick up a second job with Doordash.

@lordmemester8798 3 ай бұрын

that's *funny*

@shujinkoMK 3 ай бұрын

dude crapped out his organs, entire skeleton and his soul

@ICrailroadprod.2007 3 ай бұрын

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that this is in my recommended or the fact that this exists in the first place.

@nickkohlmann 3 ай бұрын

YES

@SpunkyDunk 3 ай бұрын

The whole story is spoiled in the title and yet I still laughed unexpectedly like the immature manchild I am.

@HumbleAshe 3 ай бұрын

0:52 Waluigi: (puts down book) “…What the hell is going on in there?”

@an_-cs6ct 3 ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀

@TheGuzeinbuick 3 ай бұрын

I love the implication that they're a cohabitating gay couple 😂

@orangebjort5222 3 ай бұрын

I mean, its not confirmed that their brothers yet, so maybe 🤔 @@TheGuzeinbuick

@Nightmarefoxy30000 3 ай бұрын

That's my headcanon, Either they're brothers or gay lovers. Nothing in-between

@Turbo-DF 3 ай бұрын

@@Nightmarefoxy30000 both

@Phantanatomy 3 ай бұрын

Me: washing my hands in a Walmart bathroom Random guy in the stall: 0:40

@user-oq8ie2wv7z 3 ай бұрын

blud is NOT surviving that 💀

@HumbleAshe 3 ай бұрын

Having an epic shit but a glued ass sounds like torture even Jigsaw wouldn’t subject someone to: imagine having the worst post-coffee runs, but you literally have no way to “let it all out.”

@Macachee 3 ай бұрын

Apparently if it’s bad enough it will backwash it’s way into your stomach and you’ll puke it out.

@Zetchzie 3 ай бұрын

Jigsaw would totally do this. Except it would be all the taco bell you can eat till this event happens or you choose to leave with your jewels tied to the stretchers >_>

@foxboiunknown320 3 ай бұрын

This or abdominal rupturing@@Macachee

@drpavel_ 3 ай бұрын

The stoic and almost resigned "Alright." at 0:14 feels like Wario knew what was to come.

@Seanthefox 2 ай бұрын

@thawmas 3 ай бұрын

i listened to this at max volume in my headphones in public

@furretwalk2447 3 ай бұрын

was it worth it?

@justhere4637 3 ай бұрын

@@furretwalk2447Yes. Especially the blown out eardrums and laughing like a madman.

@naedanger123 3 ай бұрын

The maddest of lads

@MrCritic77 3 ай бұрын

@@justhere4637 Should’ve kept a straight face through the whole thing. Passerbys hearing the screaming and farts all looking at you and you just have a deadpan toward your screen.

@jacobwilson7109 3 ай бұрын

I played this off my car speaker at a stoplight Editing to say that this blew my speaker out 😭

@SunkotheRabbit 4 ай бұрын

The person listening to this on the other side of the door is traumatized.

@supermariologanfan6546 4 ай бұрын

Bro literally shat out a supervolcano of poo

@tristanwilliams4180 4 ай бұрын

it's the Pompeii Volcano

@PoopSqueezenuts 3 ай бұрын

Brapatoa

@artizzy2k2k 3 ай бұрын

@@tristanwilliams4180 Poompeii

@justhere4637 3 ай бұрын

@@tristanwilliams4180Poopeii

@Attmoz-Phere 3 ай бұрын

Shitlympus Mons

@jirden 3 ай бұрын

All those microgames really messed with his decision making skills

@Mrw1274 3 ай бұрын

the fact the shit and fart sounds are louder than his screams of pain-

@drgkelvin 3 ай бұрын

13 year old me is dying laughing, 34 year old me is wondering why I stuck around till the end.

@Arceusmemesidk-zk7tm 3 ай бұрын

"Worth it"

@Twright4 4 ай бұрын

holy shit that bathroom looks horrable

@Anonie324 3 ай бұрын

Probably a literal Taco Bell bathroom, such as they are.

@trentonb99 3 ай бұрын

Wario's corpse, and the aftermath of what took place prior to his death, probably didn't help it either.

@starlightdragon2665 3 ай бұрын

Wario ripped himself in half; and I am sitting here struggling to breathe, that was some of the funniest audio ive ever heard

@Shadowman2001 3 ай бұрын

bro fucking exploded

@MortallyBane 3 ай бұрын

Your user gives me ptsd.

@saber5821 3 ай бұрын

@@MortallyBane see you have PTSD because you were built different me I was built incorrectly

@MortallyBane 3 ай бұрын

@@saber5821 I still feel bad for Keemstar...

@superWARIOreal2 3 ай бұрын

I DID!

@IWasLeft4DeadBaby 4 ай бұрын

This is NOT the Super Smash Bros Ultimate Wario Comp that I was looking for.

@DeeBellwether 3 ай бұрын

weird, this is the one i was looking for. what's wrong with it?

@IWasLeft4DeadBaby 3 ай бұрын

@@DeeBellwether I think they are using cheats with the waft..it's charging up way to fast. Bit suspect if you ask me.

@sipusimalietoa2585 3 ай бұрын

The title says it all

@DeeBellwether 3 ай бұрын

@@IWasLeft4DeadBaby damn, so the tourney win wasn't legit then

@IWasLeft4DeadBaby 3 ай бұрын

@@DeeBellwether Perchance...

@jadenpokemon8952 3 ай бұрын

Listened to this on a bus on max volume connected to a Bluetooth speaker

@foxboiunknown320 3 ай бұрын

Please tell me how they reacted

@jadenpokemon8952 3 ай бұрын

@@foxboiunknown320 they tried to restrain me, they failed.

@ClammyHorrorShow 3 ай бұрын

Bro JUST ATE HIS FOOD and he’s already shitting it out.

@AutumnBun321 3 ай бұрын

I mean, he's not sized like a normal human being. (Wait, he'd still need to digest it-)

@P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂@@AutumnBun321

@orangebjort5222 3 ай бұрын

He's Wario

@Justacheese 3 ай бұрын

Well its warrio, so he probably had three pizza's some pepsi, the dessert that came along with the meal and five whole tacos already. The taco bell was probably just the final thing that pushed it all out.

@AutumnBun321 3 ай бұрын

@@Justacheese He probably also had those greasy ass Cinnabon delights that are expensive as fuck.

@SkysWeirdProductions 3 ай бұрын

I can't wait to see the sequel "Wario dies eating Arbys and Taco bell at the same time after stapling his ass shut."

@Monny12345 3 ай бұрын

That “Oh My G--“ I hear freaking kills me lmao

@sobari745 3 ай бұрын

The biggest tragedy is the fact he took the reason why he superglued his ass shut with him to the grave.

@arrestedeffort 3 ай бұрын

What in the actual fuck did I just listen to? This is a masterpiece.

@melvinlovesyou_ 3 ай бұрын

bro had 1 crunch wrap and shat out 10 years of his life into that unfortunate soul of a toilet

@matt8043 3 ай бұрын

This is what it sounded like before Elvis died

@Benzilla089 3 ай бұрын

Not much reactivates the juvenile part of my brain that finds farts funny, but by george this did it, well done

@defeatSpace 3 ай бұрын

BRO IS SPLITTING HIS ATOMS

@cheese1008 3 ай бұрын

“Look guys look my greatest achievement” Wario

@GarrettBriles-sq9ih 3 ай бұрын

How it feels to chew 5 Gum

@Seanthefox 2 ай бұрын

*Stimulate your senses*

@bazzlerogers6735 3 ай бұрын

This is the best ringtone I've ever had

@AmuroRay007 3 ай бұрын

Wario was in there fighting demons and he was not winning

@GarrettBriles-sq9ih 3 ай бұрын

Supergluing your cheeks together and eating Taco Bell is a death wish

@atom5949 3 ай бұрын

I don’t care how evil Wario is, no man deserves to go out like this

@UhOhDom0 3 ай бұрын

0:40 "I am become Wario, destroyer of toilets"

@yopachi 3 ай бұрын

Me: There's nothing that can make me laugh anymore Algorithm: Here I goOo

@kevinzamora3370 4 ай бұрын

Funny thing is that I had a idea like this for a Wario dies meme, but it involved Mario and Bowser getting revenge on Wario at taco bell

@championzelda7088 3 ай бұрын

That sounds epic lmao

@nick-of-all-trades 3 ай бұрын

Playing this on the next Bluetooth speaker or smart TV I see.

@chriscreeper85 3 ай бұрын

Holy shit this is fucking hilarious. I'm actually crying rn

@superWARIOreal2 3 ай бұрын

DONT LAUGH AT MY PAIN!

@AGXCI91 Ай бұрын

@@superWARIOreal2but your dead

@superWARIOreal2 Ай бұрын

@@AGXCI91 NO IM NOT!

@marylovesdavidcook 3 ай бұрын

I WAS EATING AT A TACO BELL AND THIS POPPED UP INTO MY RECOMMENDATIONS LMFAO

@epicboomshine6595 3 ай бұрын

This was life changing, I never knew I needed such wholesome entertainment in my life before now. I always wanted to know what would happen if I glued my ass shut and ate Taco Bell, now I know! Thanks Wario, you’re the best man!

@brandonsanford1766 3 ай бұрын

Imagine him blowing up because the poop has to find another cavity in his body to come out of.

@uncledoctor6920 3 ай бұрын

Wario rolled a 1 on his constitution check

@vagnmoore 3 ай бұрын

You mean his constipation check

@uncledoctor6920 3 ай бұрын

@@vagnmoore 👏 the pupil has surpassed the master

@fauxrowsdower7610 3 ай бұрын

man i love baldurs gate 3

@RelaxKryptic 3 ай бұрын

Janitor: NAH! I QUIT THIS JOB, GOOD LUCK WITH HIM!

@willrogers3793 3 ай бұрын

Was mildly surprised it didn’t end with the audio from a nuclear weapons test.

@theguybehindyou4762 3 ай бұрын

"I'm Wario, and this is Jackass!"

@insertswear 3 ай бұрын

Why did I click on this? What is wrong with me?

@MoeJae86 3 ай бұрын

Your perfectly fine.... Like the rest of us🤪😛😝🫠😝😛🤪💩

@justinweber4977 3 ай бұрын

I came into this knowing what to expect and i still wasn't ready.

@Ulfur8574 3 ай бұрын

Watching this sleep deprived at 1 30am is the funniest shit ever (pun intended

@PTSayoriD 3 ай бұрын

0:39 oh my g- *buzz saw noises*

@venomfan2020 3 ай бұрын

0:30 the chaos begins

@Pixelbane 3 ай бұрын

KingAssRipper

@theformerkaiser9391 3 ай бұрын

Do not speak that name

@Itscubedslime 3 ай бұрын

This is the kind of thing that you'll see at 3:00 a.m. and then watch without warning

@amoldybiscuit1368 3 ай бұрын

I almost woke up my whole house at 5:30 am because of this. And then watched it 3 more times

@gabrielboorom2683 3 ай бұрын

Guest appearance by Charlie Brown's teacher, doing her DoorDash job to supplement her income.

@_Moonphases_ 3 ай бұрын

The "Oh my god!" kills me

@mintt3675 4 ай бұрын

0:56 I'm rolling on the floor😂

@NKP723 3 ай бұрын

this is one of the worst things to come up on this godforsaken website and I'm glad I was here to be part of it

@TitanKaiju75 3 ай бұрын

Not even Wario deserves a fate as horrific as this.

@ORACLEANTIFREZRGAMINGALT 3 ай бұрын

Ah yes my new alarm sound waking up to wario shitting in agony is perfect

@Roto3 3 ай бұрын

Nice too see wario still stuck in infinite death loop for *WHOLE SPAN OF 5 FREAKING YEARS.* 💀

@Kairyu_The_Demon 3 ай бұрын

He shat himself into the stratosphere and is now orbiting Uranus. (See what I did there)?

@stevendobbins2826 3 ай бұрын

It feels like I'm in middle school again laughing at this.

@DeadFront1319 3 ай бұрын

I like the part where the RPM's increased 👍😂

@typhlosion7872 3 ай бұрын

THEY TOOK MY ASS, I CAN'T SHIT

@Dragoonmaster999 4 ай бұрын

I laugh for a whole minute thanks to this.

@AbsurdJANGO 3 ай бұрын

That last one sounded like his entrails prolasped

@Jeriel_Lux 3 ай бұрын

The Shepherds Tone of Sh*t at the End was a Nice Touch. Almost as if even as his soul is ascending hes still got ass left to blast. 😇

@catbertneo 3 ай бұрын

Wario looks like if Peter Griffin was Italian, did a bunch of meth, then dressed up for a convention 😤

@shokikoyagune2224 3 ай бұрын

Bro didn't just blow the o-ring, he atomized it.

@morganpartida6960 3 ай бұрын

0:57 fartical accelerator

@six_buck_dlc 3 ай бұрын

what the fuck did my eardrums just record back to my brain

@statesman92 2 ай бұрын

I was dying of laughter at 0:54 cuz him shitting started going up in high pitch 😂😂😂😂

@blueblurz9498 3 ай бұрын

I really, really, really want someone to animate this

@BlueMoonFuzz 3 ай бұрын

I never thought sound effects could make me laugh so much

@imperium_fanboy 3 ай бұрын

This deserves a grammy award

@drpavel_ 3 ай бұрын

I haven't laughed at something this hard in forever

@jorq69420 3 ай бұрын

I can smell this video

@Trialinyx 3 ай бұрын

I like how he tells them to get outta there like he KNOWS there's gonna be some issues

@DaisyIsKing 4 ай бұрын

In hindsight, that wasn't a very good idea ..

@DeeBellwether 3 ай бұрын

damn u

@zguyofficial6206 3 ай бұрын

Wario took from ultimate garlic to ultimate shit

@fauxnoob4157 3 ай бұрын

This is why I come to the internet.

@atlasreborn7221 3 ай бұрын

Bro hollowed himself out.

@ChaotiX1 3 ай бұрын

so this is how Elvis died... RIP the King

@AM_61102 3 ай бұрын

0:56 thought worst behavior by Drake was boutta play💀

@calebkief851 3 ай бұрын

Girls on KZfaq: OMG look at this makeup tutorial! Boys:

@RabidLeroy 3 ай бұрын

What’s missing is the audio equivalent of the mushroom cloud at the end. Burrito 1, Wario: ded.

@Anonie324 3 ай бұрын

The use of the Wario Laughing video for his screaming was an ***amazing*** choice.