Was Michael Jackson Innocent? | Jimmy Carr: Stand Up

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If I was a billionaire paedophile (and I'm not) but if I was...I'd definitely have a funfair in my back garden.
Was Michael Jackson innocent
Taken From Jimmy Carr’s Stand Up
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@jimmycarr 2 жыл бұрын

To watch the full special - kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ntVppbpkrL7YfnU.html

@petehill8885 2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy , you are very naughty.

@piplee1439 2 жыл бұрын

Jokes about dead children..... how risqué. Eton? Harrowing?

@laikyjunior8549 Жыл бұрын

Who are you compare to Michael.

@Moondog-wc4vm 3 жыл бұрын

As a former leukemia skinhead myself I approve this video. Jimmy should never stop smashing the boundaries of comedy.

@forkyyyy7842 3 жыл бұрын

You work in the childrens section of a adult book store 😂😂

@jamesbutler6253 3 жыл бұрын

Shop

@justayoutuber1906 2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy has a quick wit

@ScottAntonio4181 3 жыл бұрын

I thought he was gonna say "If I was a billionaire pedophile, I would have a lot more money."

@olivierl2172 3 жыл бұрын

Missed opportunity.

@scottakasprite 3 жыл бұрын

Well done Sir!!

@johnj3905 3 жыл бұрын

And that’s why he’s the comedian. Don’t quit your day job.

@ScottAntonio4181 3 жыл бұрын

@@johnj3905 somebody was touched as a child apparently.

@johnj3905 3 жыл бұрын

@@ScottAntonio4181 Another zinger.

@SuperSky9 3 жыл бұрын

8:36 Jimmy Carr laughing normally . . . *Holds up a cross*

@Ledjent 3 жыл бұрын

8:37 a real laugh spotted! What is this conspiracy??

@adahmagalhaes2935 3 жыл бұрын

Ledjent see #squareonemj KZfaq or Amazon prime

@Bibibosh 3 жыл бұрын

The laughter was in reverse like the footage was replayed backwards.

@stayingloyaltonaymencke606 3 жыл бұрын

No it's true check it

@SuperSky9 3 жыл бұрын

IKR!

@shockwave_datafiles8099 3 жыл бұрын

4:02 Why does the guy look like he's trying hard not to laugh? Like he knows its a dirty joke and doesn't want to laugh at it but he simply cannot help himself?

@loretapriedite535 3 жыл бұрын

haaa jokes my have { jhmiyy

@petrolhead28 3 жыл бұрын

This is such fantastic breakfast accompaniment. An absolutely must see live comedian. When we can

@JB-ym4up 3 жыл бұрын

Google says net worth $16m so only $984m to go Jimmy.

@regsp 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant!

@fixedflipper646 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@ItisSusan 3 жыл бұрын

Always ✨ 😂

@adahmagalhaes2935 3 жыл бұрын

Regan P ridiculous!!👎👎👎

@adahmagalhaes2935 3 жыл бұрын

See o documentário squareonemj Amazon prime

@SadKnight1484 3 жыл бұрын

Bravo!

@luisnabais 3 жыл бұрын

I love how awkward everyone was after the joke about domestic violence. the whole room became much more silent after that.

@aurakatie99 3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t like that bit :(

@rickyp6815 2 жыл бұрын

Wasn't that original either.

@Someone-sk8cg 2 жыл бұрын

Trained them well

@aurakatie99 2 жыл бұрын

@Steven Wade 😭😭😭😭

@Kyharra 9 ай бұрын

@@aurakatie99 k

@warren52nz 3 жыл бұрын

*Never gets old! Like listening to a song you love... you want to hear it more than once.*

@julietphillips1991 3 жыл бұрын

Is there any type of comedy that Jimmy genuinely finds offensive?

@zapkvr 3 жыл бұрын

Not that I've been able to discern

@RureLyther 3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonyjames4247 he really likes those tho, we need to dig deeper

@scottakasprite 3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonyjames4247 8 out of 10 cats spent almost half a show on that topic and he was joking right along with them

@ari1234a 3 жыл бұрын

I think any joke/comedy can be offensive. What is more important than being offensive to me at least is, if its funny.

@carlisroy6666 3 жыл бұрын

I don't know about offensive but he's gone on record saying he'd never joke about the Hillsborough disaster.

@Khoose22804 2 жыл бұрын

This is a man who isnt afraid of offending anyone

@XAMAKA... 6 ай бұрын

Only With securitys

@warlord733 3 жыл бұрын

Now thats a quality thumbnail

@scotty4323 3 жыл бұрын

That Rock n Roll thing got me

@BunnyDzombie 3 жыл бұрын

8:36 did...... did..... jimmy carr just laughed normally?

@adahmagalhaes2935 3 жыл бұрын

Lord Bunny see #squareonemj Amazon prime or KZfaq

@Bibibosh 3 жыл бұрын

No. Somebody edited the clip in reverse.

@unsettledonpurpose 3 жыл бұрын

8:37 Whoa!! When did Jimmy learn to laugh like a human?

@carolyntalbot947 3 жыл бұрын

I think that gasping inward laugh might be a gimmick;-)

@scipioafricanus5871 3 жыл бұрын

@@carolyntalbot947 no it was clubbing a seal...

@Bibibosh 3 жыл бұрын

... pretty sure somebody edited that clip backwards.

@himurahaibara1459 3 жыл бұрын

I don't know if it's okay to laugh on his jokes but they're so funny.

@blackmore4 2 жыл бұрын

How d'you laugh "on" a joke?

@BobbyB_HBO 2 жыл бұрын

@@blackmore4 oooo your smart

@blackmore4 2 жыл бұрын

@@BobbyB_HBO Not particularly but the inappropriate overuse of "on" is interesting. _Everything_ seems to be "on" something these days.

@georgeespinoza3510 3 жыл бұрын

It's good to laugh. Everyone is so serious!

@andrewjames4346 3 жыл бұрын

Producer:...here's the line.....its a big line...do you see the line.....can you acknowledge the line..please before we let you out.. Jimmy: zooooooom Producer: why did we even bother!

@HP-zs2me 3 жыл бұрын

Made my day 😂

@GodofHellFire1982 3 жыл бұрын

Said it before I’ll say it again. Best comedian ever!

@maxwellblaze7902 2 жыл бұрын

Not even close to the best but yeah he’s good

@justayoutuber1906 2 жыл бұрын

say it again

@susanriley5922 Жыл бұрын

Jimmy is the BEST! Sick like me.. love his humor.

@pinkbanana1276 3 жыл бұрын

What year is this gig?

@bhew7409 3 жыл бұрын

1975

@tombrumwell4391 3 жыл бұрын

8:56

@_hanuki 3 жыл бұрын

"Did we just say defecate at will and you were off?"Lmfao that cracked me up.

@Fate8888 3 жыл бұрын

8:36 ... that laugh caught me off guard

@oneshotme 3 жыл бұрын

Enjoyed your video so gave it a Thumbs Up

@dielaughing73 3 жыл бұрын

Where did you put your thumbs?

@StarBoy-bb7wu 3 жыл бұрын

@@dielaughing73 up

@scarletbegonias2359 3 жыл бұрын

I can't get enough of Jimmy

@justayoutuber1906 2 жыл бұрын

Does "jimmy" mean sex?

@iconoclad 3 жыл бұрын

How old is this recording?

@rockrenegade 3 жыл бұрын

I actually have cyberdog clothes, that's brilliant.

@kind-hearted-thievesjoe1512 2 жыл бұрын

It only feels like yesterday that we had comedians like this who actually told jokes and audiences that had the intelligence to know they were just jokes.

@RetroAlarm 3 жыл бұрын

8:36 Jimmy's real laugh?

@simeondermaats 3 жыл бұрын

If that were his real laugh, why would he fake it with *that* inhaling laugh?

@RetroAlarm 3 жыл бұрын

@@simeondermaats Something to standout from the sea of comedians, to help people remember him, perhaps?

@arya6085 3 жыл бұрын

@@RetroAlarm I've seen this everywhere, he doesn't put on a laugh. Sometimes he just laughs differently and like a normal human being

@walks316 3 жыл бұрын

6:01 is that Jess Phillips?

@goaway2803 3 жыл бұрын

Another great post, glad I'm up so late. Thank you again and take care, Mate 💚💛

@ivohahn 9 ай бұрын

You’re absolutely hilarious!

@nytecrow6452 3 жыл бұрын

When you find out that KZfaq stealthily unsubbed you from Jimmy

@lg4372 3 жыл бұрын

Old socks to Africa! Great idea 💡

@zapkvr 3 жыл бұрын

*odd*

@humanchannel7825 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen you before

@KapNMorgaN 3 жыл бұрын

@@zapkvr strange

@puirYorick 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for dropping the Tourette's outro bit. It's gotten really annoying on repetition.

@johnyyyy4141 3 жыл бұрын

8:34 did he just laughed correctly?

@wantacupoftea 3 жыл бұрын

Well. Today is the day Michael Jackson was proven innocent.

@sabbracadabra8367 2 жыл бұрын

Really what happened?

@richardkovacs2006 2 жыл бұрын

@@sabbracadabra8367 court kicked out Robson and Safechuck. Despite California law was amended last year, so that they can sue MJ Estate... seems there was no case... again.

@sabbracadabra8367 2 жыл бұрын

@@richardkovacs2006 My god.

@richardkovacs2006 2 жыл бұрын

@@sabbracadabra8367 No. Your court and justice system. At least it works, even when pushed by legislation and media. There was no case years ago and there is no case now. No wonder, if their e-mails prove how they made up the whole story....

@sabbracadabra8367 2 жыл бұрын

@@richardkovacs2006 Is that not fraud? Or defamation or something?

@williamwinder5011 3 жыл бұрын

Wether or not Jackson did or did not tail end kids, that trial was a frame job.

@adahmagalhaes2935 3 жыл бұрын

William Winder yes MJ innocent!! See #squareonemj Amazon Prime ou KZfaq

@TJ-nu8wb 3 жыл бұрын

Watch Loving Neverland and learn the truth

@kurtcobainswife3849 3 жыл бұрын

Michael is innocent

@adahmagalhaes2935 3 жыл бұрын

Yes! Michael is innocent!

@goo_90 2 жыл бұрын

Innocent

@grahamrsparker 3 жыл бұрын

Proper comedian Jimmy Carr....

@tobyglyn 3 жыл бұрын

Damn Jimmy, you cheer me up in these times of madness :)

@mileslaw 3 жыл бұрын

"Odd socks for Africa" That's actually genius.

@snowfloofcathug 3 жыл бұрын

Miles Law Except they already have their correct foot socks and will throw away their wrong foot socks to some other poor bugger, so now they have twice the socks among them to use :(

@maluboy23 3 жыл бұрын

6:01 omg she's really beautiful

@LeonJones-xn5kc 3 жыл бұрын

She’s lovely in she

@dreambig3785 3 жыл бұрын

Nah lol

@kianhughes6309 3 жыл бұрын

Are you nuts? I’d take the bloke on the right before her

@maluboy23 3 жыл бұрын

@@kianhughes6309 I'm sure you would

@theworldbreaker 2 жыл бұрын

She is quite pretty

@daystate123 3 жыл бұрын

Some of the audience look so miserable

@justayoutuber1906 2 жыл бұрын

They're British

@daystate123 2 жыл бұрын

@@justayoutuber1906 lol

@jerrylagesse9046 3 жыл бұрын

Jimmys Stepford Wife clinic eh . Love it

@DannymotoEvering 2 жыл бұрын

The skinheads down the front didn't like it🤣🤣🤣

@neiltibbs648 3 жыл бұрын

Top comedian

@LordBhorak 3 жыл бұрын

"You work at the children's section of the adult book store?" and he should have continued "Did Michael Jackson ever visit?" :D

@uriel5951 3 жыл бұрын

thats not funny

@blackmore4 2 жыл бұрын

@@uriel5951 Yes it is.

@uriel5951 2 жыл бұрын

@@blackmore4 to you.

@joeberns9668 2 жыл бұрын

LOL what a legend

@bawhatever5260 3 жыл бұрын

Good question?

@mr.skitttlezz1945 3 жыл бұрын

8:37 😓 9:27 😎

@adahmagalhaes2935 3 жыл бұрын

#Mjinnocent

@alexanderwarby-cooper3549 3 жыл бұрын

A night out's not the right phrase 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@holymemesoflife1938 3 жыл бұрын

I f OMG love this comedy

@mjtimmer14 3 жыл бұрын

no '' people with tourettes, what makes them tick?'' joke at the end? Shame

@nicpardon1057 3 жыл бұрын

communist

@NutAQ3D 3 жыл бұрын

I burst out in laughter when an ad for dumpTrump came on 😂

@anthonywstanton 3 жыл бұрын

You are the master Mr. Carr! Bravo sir!

@poisedperson6475 3 жыл бұрын

Before covid?

@Ryder_zin.92 Жыл бұрын

It's not nice or funny to joke about something so serious, but at least Michael is innocent.

@stayingloyaltonaymencke606 3 жыл бұрын

Lord of jokes

@lennymice2261 3 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure. There's a lot of misinformation being spread by some of the people that think he's guilty. But there's also a lot of misinformation being spread by some of the people that think he's innocent. So it takes a lot of effort to sift through all that and pick a side. On a lighter note though, that's a solid joke. Classic Jimmy Carr.

@justayoutuber1906 2 жыл бұрын

Isn't that whole process call a court case? evidence, testimony, etc. But trials do get it wrong...look at OJ

@yeshuacarey959 2 жыл бұрын

Misinformation by people who think he's innocent such as,?

@lennymice2261 2 жыл бұрын

@@yeshuacarey959 Like the claim that James had been declared off limits to testify before the trial began. Or the claim that James said that things happened in Eurodisney before Eurodisney had opened. Or the claim that Jordan was given sodium amytal. Or the claim that Michael was investigated by the FBI for 10 years. Or the claim that Jordan's description didn't match the photos. Or the claim that Michael never slept alone in bed with boys. Or the claim that the prosecution tampered with evidence to get fingerprints onto a magazine. And that's just off the top of my head.

@yeshuacarey959 2 жыл бұрын

I still have not received a response from you and it seems like I'm not, you mj haters are cowards !!

@lennymice2261 2 жыл бұрын

Such as the claim that James had been declared off limits to testify before the trial began. Or the claim that James said that things happened in Eurodisney before Eurodisney had opened. Or the claim that Jordan was given sodium amytal. Or the claim that Michael was investigated by the FBI for 10 years. Or the claim that Jordan's description didn't match the photos. Or the claim that Michael never slept alone in bed with boys. Or the claim that the prosecution tampered with evidence to get fingerprints onto a magazine.

@holbvgbbbbkfz Жыл бұрын

Ravioli ravioli what's in the pocketoli

@stevethomas6399 3 жыл бұрын

Where is the joke at the end like the rest of your videos?

@laurooliveiralima 3 жыл бұрын

MJ innocent !

@Hotmaildotcomz 3 жыл бұрын

lel

@TheInvincibleOne 3 жыл бұрын

I Agree

@danielmj7284 3 жыл бұрын

MJ innocent

@armandvasquez2704 3 жыл бұрын

Innocent!

@justayoutuber1906 2 жыл бұрын

what about OJ

@lynnkayee1015 3 жыл бұрын

I would trust Michael Jackson with my kids over his accusers any day. Lmao.

@clashroyaldeckgameplay2933 3 жыл бұрын

It’s not accusers it’s victims

@mjedits8357 3 жыл бұрын

@@clashroyaldeckgameplay2933 no, it's accusers. To be dumb enough to state something you don't even know is suprisingly normal for the unintelligent majority.

@MrBraddles3128 3 жыл бұрын

Damn, for your potential childrens' sake, I hope the government takes your kids away from you.

@MrBraddles3128 3 жыл бұрын

MJbestMJbest, Michael Jackson's settlement payment was about as convincing as a confession.

@paulguthrie6736 3 жыл бұрын

@@clashroyaldeckgameplay2933 thats because they cant pay u 10 million dollars lol

@crazytomato4845 3 жыл бұрын

This guys an absolute legend

@jazmorrison9030 2 жыл бұрын

He’s a bellend more like

@bawhatever5260 3 жыл бұрын

Who sang do you wanna be in my cell??

@dielaughing73 3 жыл бұрын

Ladies and gentlemen: the quick but perverted mind of Jimmy Carr!

@techtitanuk5609 3 жыл бұрын

I wonder how he comes up with jokes on the fly or are the audience in on it

@donkmeister 3 жыл бұрын

It's all on the fly. That's the difference between a comedian and someone who stands on a stage telling jokes. Jimmy Carr is exceptionally quick-witted even by comedian standards, but most stand-ups at any level will interact with the crowd and get some comedy from it. You need that wit when dealing with hecklers, too. It's part of the unwritten contract of heckling that if the comedian gets laughs from his response then he wins and you stop heckling. If he just ignores the heckler then it can disrupt or even ruin the show. I think comedians get skilled at scanning the room for people who look like they will say enough to give the comedian something to work with. For better or worse I get picked quite a lot (I'm a big chap with a friendly face) but I quite like it and see it as part of the fun.

@cc3374K Жыл бұрын

I know these Michael Jackson jokes are messed up, but as a MoonWalker to me this is funny to me if about this stuff

@raiden8991 Жыл бұрын

Then forget being a Moonwalker if these are funny to you.

@cc3374K Жыл бұрын

@@raiden8991 no

@raiden8991 Жыл бұрын

@@cc3374K you're a fake fan if you entertain this bullsh!t slander about Michael.

@ilkhgs 3 жыл бұрын

#FMFOE

@cancer_sucks 3 жыл бұрын

yeh... no my odd socks are all crispy..

@michaelperry4308 Жыл бұрын

Would you let your children go to Michael Jackson's house Answer Yes, if they were Girls!!!!

@jb3757 Жыл бұрын

Jimmy is the Man, he speaks the truth, love him.

@damienthorne3012 3 жыл бұрын

#OddSocksForAfrica

@saudade5784 3 жыл бұрын

Michael Jackson era innocente, smettete di buttare fango sul suo nome. Lui era un grande artista, un uomo straordinario, e quelli che lo criticano sono soltanto dei pagliacci. Spero che ora Michael si trovi in un posto migliore dove può riposare in pace❤️❤️❤️💕💕 i love you Michael 😔❤️

@michaeljacksonvindicated9931 3 жыл бұрын

Fafhrd 2 u don’t know the facts

@tearsorrain3073 3 жыл бұрын

I agree with you Michael is innocent ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@michaeljacksonvindicated9931 3 жыл бұрын

Gio Jackson I’m defending Michael Jackson I thought they said it was too much weird stuff going on with Michael

@saudade5784 3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeljacksonvindicated9931 sorry 🥺

@saudade5784 3 жыл бұрын

@Pomfromoz non era drogato, non capisco perché la gente vada dietro alle fake news, lasciatelo riposare in pace

@zippydingding5558 Жыл бұрын

Only boys amazing

@comfibold 3 жыл бұрын

Is David Walliams a billionaire?

@cheekyboy-ho9ub 3 жыл бұрын

I fucking hope not.

@dentalsurgeon5591 3 жыл бұрын

Great book

@katee8147 3 жыл бұрын

Quick wit with aptly focused hard hitting areas. Comedians broaching topics that the Murdoch owned media quashes

@OliHickton 3 жыл бұрын

We all know MJ is innocent.

@OliHickton 3 жыл бұрын

Pomfromoz instagram.com/p/CErKZNIjgg1/?igshid=15hhdw0rxy9g2

@dragonragevideos4565 3 жыл бұрын

@Pomfromoz Hahaha idiot

@jason21jburg 3 жыл бұрын

Was

@anaisehouman-difou1302 3 жыл бұрын

Periodt 😌

@OliHickton 3 жыл бұрын

@REGIMENT65 he didnt, the court documents prove that wrong

@hyprspd 3 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious

@Kundalini12 3 жыл бұрын

People with tourettes...

@spider-man6088 3 жыл бұрын

What makes them tick?

@arya6085 3 жыл бұрын

That was originally a joke about suicide bombers

@leoperator5729 3 жыл бұрын

Ive toned it down just for you!

@Shaun.Stephens 3 жыл бұрын

I see that this channel's experiment with Pavlovian conditioning worked.

@drwatsonca6945 3 жыл бұрын

Sadly Jackson was abused by his father so much his brain stalled at 10 years old. His father even wanted to get him fixed so he could keep singing high notes. The people I blame are the people who took his money and did not tell him what was going on was wrong.

@andycameron8964 3 жыл бұрын

Didn't know what was going on mental age of 10 but was allowed to bring his kids up while abusing kids

@lolajean243 Жыл бұрын

Just bcz u r abused u don't get the right to abuse and take kids . or become evil . a lot poeple were abused and they turned out to be kind not evil , its a choice

@Denetros 11 ай бұрын

@@lolajean243do you have proof

@bawhatever5260 3 жыл бұрын

Odd what? Britain does have a problem!! Correct answer!😎😀👍

@fransta2165 2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I can't understand / hear what he's saying. Either I can't distinguish sound as well as I used to, or the British accent is making less and less sense as the days go by.