50:47 Apparently "shittim" is the plural of "shittah," which is the generic Hebrew word for thorn trees formerly classified as part of the genus Acacia. Presumably this went untranslated in earlier English versions of the Bible (King James, Douay-Rheims, etc.) because acacia trees don't really grow in Europe and thus were unknown to the translators for the most part. EDIT: Oh, someone in chat pointed this out! Well, don't I feel silly. :P

Pharaoh's palace and the great pyramids were a) no where near each other, and b) not even on the same fucking bank of the Nile! Also, while I have you here the inhabitable locations of Egypt would have been filled with greenery, not sand. In this essay I will...

It's got a dodge roll and a stamina bar; it's the Dark Souls of Bible games.

…I played Zebulun in my school production of Joseph and his Amazing Technicolour Dream Coat…

0:56:35 I haven't seen Graham laugh this hard since the Hemerson incident during Desert Bus for Hope that one year.

Watched this on the Twitch VoDs; watched the highlights a couple times over because of this stream; guess I’m gonna watch it again as a KZfaq vid.

1:29:20 It's a great sign when you start hearing sound effects that were in Prayer Warriors.

Alex your spontaneous laughs are the best brother. This is my favorite series on KZfaq. Love you too Graham! Thank you for everything you do

Ah yes the Seventh Plague, Orbital Bombardment! I feel like these are the Plagues as described by Dave's spokesman and it's great.

Congratulations on the new space.

This was NOT how i wanted to learn that Zebulon, North Carolina is actually a christian name (fun fact, Zebulon is flanked by towns with such names as Lizard Lick, Middlesex, and Daddysville. Truly a tourist destination)

UGH THAT OPENING Like, yeah, that's Alex being delightfully cursed as usual, but wow some days I regret being terminally online

5:07 I actually know a Zebulon and a Dan, both named after the biblical figures But we're Jewish so it's in the original Hebrew so Zebulon is pronounced Zevoolun, which doesn't really make it better, but it does sound less like an alien

Dammit The Bible: Microgame edition is actually a really good game idea and now I feel like I got to study up on the bible just to make it.

I hope we get more watch and play shorts where they release each game as their own videos like they did previously.

1:56:45 Graham, I just want you to know, I very nearly dropped the Wave Serpent I was painting at this point.

Unironically, Zebulon was the runner up choice my parents had for my name as a baby

Alex, I now have cursory knowledge about NPC livestreams and I blame you. Thanks!

Oh, right. I was AFK and didn't get to see Moses get RAPTURED.

that door bit in evil existance is pure comedy

13:57 Actual visual proof of the Lord lifting someone up where they belong

I'm glad to see you brought the Wii u with you to moonbase 6 :)

I feel bad because I understood Alex's NPCtubing.

39:40 flesh pots It’s a pot you cook meat in aka a kettle

What's worse is that the Hebrew words in the title screen are just random.

KAIJU FROG! KAIJU FROG!

Always enjoyable.

TOO SPICY

Wow, immediately into the random Hebrew words that make no sense in any context

Not the best place to vent but I needed to vent... In advance, sorry Heather and others, tw mention of sexual assault/child abuse at the end. This video is great after having a 3 hr long "debate" (mostly one-sided) with strawman fallacies and everything else with a Christian work "friend". One thing, he couldn't understand why he had to not be 'respected' when he didn't want to use someone's pronouns. He didn't like that he had to respect them and not be 'respected' in turn for his belief that they were going against God's plan, so he didn't have to use their pronoun. It was up to the other person to bring 'evidence' of their gender. I at least got to correct his understanding intersex and transgender. No matter what I said or argued against, his beliefs were more important. Him choosing to always to go to church on Sundays was this big thing of him missing opportunities in friendships and jobs etc. What started this "debate"? Apparently there is some Disney World employee, a burly looking bloke, wearing a tutu, which was going to be a precedent for child molesters to dress and act as 'fairy godmother' and take kids easily. Also burden of proof on everyone except him when it came to the Bible.