Jerma is absolutely the primary target audience for every single infomercial. The guy was ready to invest good sums of money into almost every product whose infomercial popped onto screen…except of course when Chat pointed this out to him, where he then lied and pretended he hated the very next infomercial he saw

His reaction to "$40 MILLION" always gets me

The $40 million giveaway kills me every time I see it, no way did that company even have that much cash to give away

I love how he's so genuinely entertained by these, it's like he's a paid actor

Jerma has stated he has spent probably a Jermillion hours watching informercials in his bed until he passes out and hears Cathy Mitchell guide him in his dreams

“I trust Kathy Mitchell more than members of Congress” now THAT is a strong statement for Jeremy to make considering the widespread approval and trust of Washington politicians

POV: You're observing specimen 985 react to commercials to gauge if it can be exploited for monetary gain

16:56 I can’t believe Jerma ignored this dude wielding eight knives like this.

28:32 Jerma’s substitute teacher instinct of leaving autoplay on kicks in

I can't help but imagine a random grandma buying the Rocket Chef and it coming with 40 MILLION DOLLARS

Conspiracy theory: all old people understand technology fine they just find it hilarious when we help them and try to explain things

10:45 "Bro wtf happened? We went from this to, like, Elsa beats Spiderman up with a baseball bat." All jokes aside this is a terrifyingly accurate statement, fr what the hell happened to kids entertainment?

The 40 million giveaway thing is so god damn funny. "here's some cool kitchen things, and a LINEAGE ALTERING VOLUME OF MONEY"

Jerma’s yelling of the *40 MILLION DOLLAR* thing always cracks me up it’s so intense

This feels so much like a deranged school teacher has gone rogue and is forcing his students to watch the cause of his downfall with him

7:10 I can totally see Jerma doing this when he's 80, and when the kids bring up his streaming career he'll constantly deny it saying it was someone who looked like him.

Jerma’s “WHY? WHY did you DO that???” when he sees them cooking pasta on the grill always kills me.

If they make Morbius 2 I think Jerma would be perfect as Morbius and it shows from the green screen stuff he did.

The Ramen cookbook was by far the best part of the stream. To see that light of trust and love in Cathy Mitchell get systematically destroyed was incredible.

The $40,000,000 giveaway triggered the Mr. Green in him so quick

the “can it run crisis” bit is so fucking funny how is this man so naturally witty

Jerma's absolute trust and loyalty to Kathy Mitchell is actually very endearing.

i cant imagine making food for someone and the first thing they say before taking a bite is "thanks, i trust ya!"

I'd watch Jerma for hours if he was just selling containers of GAS

Jeremy is the PERFECT consumer

Fun Fact: Those red devil grills were redacted in 2002. They were incredibly dangerous lol

13:03 40 million dollar reaction 28:14 he doesn’t have anything to worry about

Jerma, once he’s even bigger on Twitch than he already is, is going to attempt to recreate the RocketChef’s $40 MILLION giveaway, and that will make him bankrupt. I can already see it in his eyes.

He just takes every commercial at face value

I'm really annoyed at YT interrupting my ads to show me ads

fucking love that '40 million dollar giveaway' is just another way of saying 'you have to buy two of them'

yes, when windows 13 comes out and there are no icons or buttons, you'll have to navigate through candy crush AND cortana to get to internet explorer there is a tool bar, but if you search for settings it will pull up internet explorer and bing search for "settings"

This stream is like a case study for people who produce infomercials. Until now, they had no idea their target audience actually existed.

Jerma is the type of person to dream up Morbius. Like, he'd dream up the entire movie pitch perfect, word-for-word without ever actually watching it before.

Regarding the Martinetti Cinematic Universe, the dad participating in the points system indicating it's not the kids vs him, but all of them vs the challenge is an important lesson in conflict resolution. Also, seeing the common clay adopting an intimidating technology with curiosity and excitement is great. Grampa isn't a technophobe parroting propoganda or conspiracy theories. Wasn't expecting a wholesome lesson on character building in an infomercial.

Genuinely could watch 20 more streams of just watching infomercials with Jerma.

In my local community college, there was a STEM Day and the human calculator was there and he did his shtick in person and was selling a book. Key memory

he’s so dreamy

15:20 truly tragic they muted the bit where he plays "Oh No" by Capone (the tiktok song). I was one of the ten that found it funny.

12:23 he be ballin with those 8 GB of ram. Expected 2-4 for the era

I really hope we get more infomercial streams, they're maybe my favorite non-special-event type thing he's done

i love how he was making fun of infomercials until cathy mitchell came on and suddenly liked them

His fixation on Cathy Mitchell's cookieza was equally spellbinding.

28:03 you can see the exact moment the idea comes into his head

i remember how chat was loosing it during the grill section of the stream being like “IT HAS KILLED MILLIONS” it had me rolling

Watching Jerma recite bits from the Kathy Mitchell infomercial by heart felt like one of those documentaries where they interview serial killers about their lives before the murders to understand how they got so messed up.

I like how the red devil commercial was trying to appeal to the working class and middle class in the same video, but for some reason mashes them together. Cooking a whole ass fish with potatoes in a white wine sauce *at a tailgate party*, and then they're cooking pasta and the one guy is like "we're big campers." Any lower-income person I know would be like "who the fuck cooks pasta on a camping trip?" But I guess wealthy suburbanites who only camp in RVs do? And then after these two "fancy" meals, it cuts to fucking chicken nuggets and grilled cheese. Boxed nuggets and craft American cheese on grilled Wonder bread isn't grill material, or even a proper meal. If that's anything other than what you feed your kids after school as a snack, that's struggle food lmao.

Jerma can't handle that some people want more than a single burger at a barbeque, but he'll spend $50 on a single McDonalds order.

"But can it run Crysis" i'm fucking sobbing dude

The Macintosh video is genuinely so charming, god do I miss the 90s

The tiktok part being muted due to copyright issues makes me unbelievably sad

7:21 regarding this, my grandfather was a software developer so he is still quite good with computers so presumably old people that don't understand computers just didn't use them when they were younger

14:40 Imagine this guy but as Bob Odenkirk

Can’t believe he’s been the only streamer to pull in 1 Morbillion viewers consistently

This truly was a man-sized stream.

When he's describing the Eric Andre table I can only think of the one movable animated piece from Scooby-Doo but in real life

I can't believe those guys rebranded a wok and tried to sell it as something new

15:30 noooo the tiktok bit got muted 😭

Really enjoyed this but had to stop half way i feel incredibly violent and my body temp is rising. I'll come back to this later after i have another caffeine pill.

Celebrities Jerma knows: - Brad Pitt - Brad Pitt - Harrison Ford

What I hope Jerma did after each of these infomercials, was read the user reviews that featured the downsides to these "easy to use" products

"They're from Florida, from California, and even all the way from Alabama" Where is this being filmed that Alabama is further away than either California or Florida

15:37 "I only did that for like the 10 of you that thought that was funny." Thank you, we Jeremys need to stick together.

I've watched highlights from these infomercial streams at least 4 times, but I've still never seen Morbius, so if my bad math checks out Jerma's vids are infinity times better than Morbin' time.

Jerma asking for a viewer to be banned because they insinuated that gas station food wasn’t good is exactly why I love him

i stan grandpa martinetti

I love how she asks how many MEGABYTES of RAM the computer has lmao

Jerma could crush a human head like a cabbage.

I really want to watch an infomercial one day and out of nowhere, jerma is in the live audience, and he never told anyone he was in one.

i saw morbius and it WAS a dream, in that nothing happened and i forgot about it in the middle of it

i would spend a hundred million dollars cash to get another jerma informercial stream, i use them to fall asleep all the time and they are genuinely some of my favorite comfort watches

That guy eating the hot pizza broke me, I was laughing so hard. Really feel for him we've all been there. That and the camping people making pasta primavera on the grill got some genuine reactions out of me.

I paused the video thinking it was already paused and that jermas words were my own thoughts.

I love how the music for the Tik tok bit was removed because of DMCA. But I think it just makes it better.

further proof jerma is spamton, he spends his free time watching infomercials

I'm his age and I can't properly explain how boring the 90s were. Infomercials were easily in the top 10 exciting things in my life.

Not that it wasn't already ridiculous but adjusted for inflation $40,000,000 in 1997 would be equal to $70,315,762.93 in today's currency.

8 gigs of ram on a computer from the 90s was probably like 200 dollars, grandpa is a gamer

The joys of waking up to the sounds of an orgreenic cooking pan commercial and seeing the host ride in on a fucking skateboard before smashing another brands nonstick pan with his own pan for no discernible reason.

I've never felt more in tune with the "He's Pretending" community than that first infomercial. I can't believe he's the exact demographic that would see a totally scripted ad and be like My god.... how ??

"it's got fuckin TECHNOLOGY in it"

" Can it run crisis? " killed me

Jerma really unlocking his old man by slowly dragging his mouse to the corner of the screen to hit the "pause" button, honestly doesn't even surprise me that much at this point.

38:00 This has to be a contender for Worst Noise omg

Jerma is such a funny little creature he's got me yapping

video made me pull my hamstring

jerma's infatuation with kathy mitchell is so fucking adorable

25:35 real voice pog

yes i did watch the edited vods yesterday, and im gonna watch this too. im hooked to jerma being hooked on infomercials

the bring home a computer grandma bit was funny "but can it run crysis? mine can."

"How many gigs of RAM?" "8" "I knew you were a power user haha" My computer has only 8Gb of RAM, and can barely run 2 things at once. I cannot believe how fast computers just, got better.

Jerma should do a cooking stream but; only use Kathy Mitchel and chat-provided recipes.

4:04 one of my favorite jerma rants where he details why calculators make accountants useless and stupid idiot diaper babies

5:49 That is the worst bridge known to man, my mortal enemy. That is the ASU pedestrian bridge on university drive. I vow to destroy that bridge.

That poor guy that played dr. who's career will be forever tainted by Morbius.

Grandpa Martinetti is my soul mate. I'm bonded to him in a way that words can't describe

The funniest thing about the human calculator is that later in life, there's no need for simple operators like division, since we just have... Actual calculators

"How many megs of RAM?" "8" "Ohh, you must be a power user!" said by no old lady, ever.* *okay maybe at least once

honestly a dream about morbius (even if you forget it) is probably still more memorable than the actual movie

5 minutes in Jerma is looking at what can be used as WWE weapons like how he could use that table lmao Can't wait for Jermania 2022.