God is good and God us great 😊 🙏🏿

Yes, all of them

These toys made ya tough. We survived these things. And all the better for it. Instant wisdom 🙌🏽

@@Jesusfreak79, your comments have nothing to do with the videos

I've never seen these baby floats, but the fact that they made it go around the neck, makes you wonder about the intelligence of the marketing, and manufacturing. Just knowing that it existed is anxiety inducing.

And it's not normally even stupid kids! It's the parents!

Life imitating art. 😂

Facts!

😂😂 I love The Onion!

​@komikbookgeek Absolutely. That's what I just commented! Who was leaving their baby unattended in the bath?? Regardless, I would have never strapped a float ring around my baby's neck!

What is fun without the risk.😈😈😈😈😈😈

Rubber axes? Why not

Oh yeah, the vicious hula hoop, SIMON, rock em sockem robots, and the rubix cube. Your generation was wayyyy hardcore...lol. Stop boomin' out.

@@bernardoheusi6146Rubber? lol

Same! I'm terrible at it but I loved it. I got one for Christmas when I was 14. Didn't burn myself once.

I'll never forget the '8 Is Enough!' episode where the unattended wood burning kit caught the bedroom on fire.

Same just a couple little burns it makes you stronger lol

better than a zulu blow dart in throat i guess

oooooooh

"Hello, Ma Baby! Hello, Ma Honey! Hello, Ma Ragtime Gal!..."

​@@5610winstonwhat? 😂😂😂😂😂

@@DEATH-THE-GOAT Watch the drive-in scene from _Spaceballs_ or the Loony Tunes cartoon _One Froggy Evening._

Holy Jesus. That's even worse!

In the UK they were tough plastic, but still able to bruise.

I never seen the glass clackers I guess Im to young 1995 I had a bunch of the plastic ones but now I want some glass ones for the shelf collection

They looked like giant shooter marbles. They banned them from school because well you know ….. We were seriously hurting each other but they were so COOL.

There has been a resurgence of that in the philippines last year. They're renamed as lato-lato. It really got annoying for a bit

I saw a kid get impaled with a pencil once, apparently according to the people who came up with this list, that should have been on here too.

Is that the skit where they have a new toy called 'bag of glass'. 😂

I love that skit. Akroyd plays such a scumbag. 😄

I had one too

Didn't they have a boys version,it was dragons.

@@crimsonmoonrise9785 yes

I thought of that video as soon as they mentioned them 😂

I saw something like that on "AFV" or "America's Funniest Home Videos".

Sounds like an Onion headline. 🤣

Mom said don't touch the hot thing. Okay, I'll find something else to do.

Just give kids cotton wool balls to play with.

Not everyone needs to do the dumb stuff before realizing it's dumb. Even as a child. Some learn from words and warning labels.

@@sissichu You must be fun at parties.🤣

@@sissichu yea the boring ones

What « small burns »????

Sorry for your loss

"I'd simply instruct the 4 year old not to eat the toy." "When I have teenagers, they will always have their rooms clean and homework done. They also will never leave their shoes around and do the dishes without being asked."

@@joet3935 thats a joke if iv ever seen one teens cleaning their rooms yea right we wait until its at its very worse to clean

Yeah this is part of the fun

​@@Tremaine27what do you mean his loss he said nothing about his kid

in 2002 I was 13 an i found a full chemistry set and a partial one In one of my grandmas closets she had 10 kids, it was one of my uncles. I was excited and wanted to mess around with it and they all freaked out and threw it away then went through the entire house to see what else was still in there they found all kinds of crazy stuff. I never should have told anyone

My rollerblades were responsible for more of my ankle injuries than my cousins Moon Shoes. 🤣 🤣 🤣

@@feraltaco4783 I used my moon shoes like 5 times as a child and was like... I don't get it.

What about in-line skates...I don't see those things anymore.

​@rayharvey1330 I literally just got hit by a kid on 1 yesterday in front of my house..... my girlfriend still loves them too and begs to try them with her and I like my ankles unsnapped thanks

@@rayharvey1330 I really miss my rollerblades.

What about the lite brite pegs being a choking hazard?

Reading your comment makes me feet hurt bad... real bad, omgoodness jacks

My brother had it too. And my sister and I had this one to make jewelry where you'd put a powder into the mold and heat it up on a little hot plate. LOL

Oh, you decided to be stupid with your toy after you were warned. We'll, hope you learned something. 🤣 🤣 🤣

@@feraltaco4783 Yep. In college, 2010, IN COLLEGE, I had a professor that said... "I told my son not to put stuff in the power outlet. I warned him a second time. The third time, I let him find out. "He never tried it again!" DC Electricity Professor Lauren Bitikofer, Director of Flight Sciences Great guy!

@@Caderic sometimes you gotta just learn the hard way. 😂

@@feraltaco4783 I know right? And this was at a university. Most university is all about bleeding hearts and coddling people. I guess that's the difference between the school I went to and most others. They loved you at the school I went to, but they wanted you to be an intelligent, productive adult, that was mentally and physiologically mature.

@@Caderic all I know is that, were it not for my mother teaching me to not be a stupid pussy, I wouldn't be here.

We had a companion to creepy crawlers that made flower parts that were assembled into funky mod flowers.

I had the hard plastic one

Yeah...good ol' Mojo. Almost great and almost suck at the same time!!!

Mojo is kind of lazy with its video clips.

I loved Moon Shoes. My cousins had a pair. I had to be careful. My ankles were already messed up from rollerblading. But they were fun, if you weren't a moron. 😂

​@@feraltaco4783 i myself had a pair of moon shoes as a kid! One of the most fun presents I had ever gotten! I remember I used them so much, the rubber bands that held it together wore out!

My sister had a pair. They're so fun!

I still have a pair from the '90s. 😂

It's a good thing no one in my family got pissy about me playing with "boy" toys because I loved playing with cap guns. My brother and I came up with all kinds of games. Damn I miss him.

I never got hurt by a cap gun, or if i did it was so trivial i dont remember it today. The bang, the smell i remembered loving it.

As a kid I used to fire the cap pistol next to my ear because I liked the "ringing". I no longer need a cap pistol.

"Pain is the ultimate teacher." -Bowser

@@JamesDavy2009 Bowser has a point, he's not wrong lol.

​@@PegfoxxJack Black is a legend, man!

@@jorgezaldivar3113 A classic dude. Jack Black as Bowser was just perfect lol.

Violence has its place in education. Pain is a powerful educator. Sometimes you gotta get injured to learn.

I remember being little when they were popular. Their commercials were the first time I heard the melody from _Rockin' Robin_ before hearing the song itself a couple years later.

Same here. I knew it wasn't food, it was a toy.

I had them too and they were never recalled. My mother in law got one for my 4 year old. I think she played with it for a few days and now I have no clue where it went.

Hope that's a rhetorical question.

You see a lot of toy commercials on kids channels.

yep. wrong channel/time. you are watching old people shows... hence old people commercials.

Old ........ People.....

More than likely they would’ve fine tuned them to add more power or use them as experiments on their KZfaq channel I could see How Ridiculous using some of these dangerous toys as their experiment when they throw them through panes of glass they have set up or seeing if they can crush the object with a giant homemade axe

Agree!

Amen!!!

Been saying that for years. We gotta stop interfering with Darwinism.

😂 Omg, I really believe that if that was to happen people would not only have more common sense but also we’d have less idiots in this world. On second thought…. 90% of the population lacks common sense and basic intellect. So never mind that thought… 😅

Nah Star, Red Foreman Dumba$$

I remember that video

I remember that KZfaqr.

I remember that vid (and channel), too. So much nostalgia.

Damn. I forgot about Dolan. 🤣

Who ever did that are lucky to survive that. When it comes to it. It gains more speed going down. From what I hear about that, it will cause a pretty bad injury. For me personally, I never had them.

well luckily you didn't eat them cause this video got it wrong GHB isnt ecstacy its roofies

Party in the USA was a crappy ass song.

Uranium isn't really all that dangerous. It is barely radioactive. They used to add it to paint on dishes called Fiestaware. Uranium is actually more common than silver in the Earth's crust. It is all over the place and in a lot of rocks.

Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture,should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Only $14.95 at participating stores.

To a ninja,anything can be a weapon.

@@crimsonmoonrise9785I can totally see a ninja using clackers as a bola weapon or maybe a grapple weapon, as for a teddy bear that might take a bit of engineering to make a weapon ( unless beating your opponent with it would count)

@@jeanbean7183maybe they could hide some kind of weight inside and use it as a flailing weapon. I believe Michael in Disney’s Peter Pan did that with his teddy bear and a cannonball😆

_(quoting Principal Victoria)_ "The Clackers were meant to go to the ninja training school and the stuffed animals were meant to come here."

@@JamesDavy2009 I certainly didn’t come up with the line , but I heard from a comedian back in the 80’s , years before South Park. I’m sure I was said before then.

Oh I remember those from school

Omg I loved those, its name was Skip It if I remember correctly

Yeah I remember those, it was called Skip It in my area also

My daughter has on she was just playing with yesterday.

Skip-It

THIS GUY gets it.

I threw a Hot Wheel at my brother when I was younger and he got a cut on his head. Any toy can be dangerous or safe, depending on how you use it. 😂

And, unlike the girls version, you couldn't even eat them

The smells of burning flesh and toxic plastics are a fond memory I’ll always cherish

I had one and I never got burned.

And as a retired law enforcement officer here in New York, that whole claim is WAY overblown. Most times it does happen is because someone takes the fake gun, modifies it by removing the orange tip that is now by law on toy guns or painting it black which is a felony all by itself and then they use the toy / fake gun in a crime. It isn't "kids" doing that, it's adults.

​@@Bayan1905Tamir rice

@@princesstamika That is very tragic. I hate that it happened, but it is not common. It is by far the very very extreme exception to the rule.

It didn't happen in Australia, but your government needlessly made gun control so far worse that even toy guns (airsoft) are not allowed now.

Was it SNL or MadTV that had Litter Critters?

Bag o’ glass. Dan Akroyd and Candace Bergen I still get uncontrolable giggles watching that skit.

@@crimsonmoonrise9785SNL for sure.

Ah the good old days when there was lead in the gas, cigarettes in restaurants, acid in the rain and the rivers burst into flame. It was paradise.

And then you see that there were toys that included radioactive pieces, only to realize that we were that close to living in the Fallout universe

@@greatbrandini3967 "...we were that close to living in the Fallout universe" Don't be so dramatic.

@@Caderic dude, it's a joke about the corporations in Fallout having no issue marketing radioactive products/beverages to consumers. Before this video, I had no idea that such a thing has ever existed IRL

@@greatbrandini3967 Maybe spent less time on video games and get out and see the world.

@@Caderic I probably see more of the world on a weekly basis than you, but sure random dude on the Internet who thinks that it's common knowledge that we sold radioactive products to children

We had real toys. None of that plastic nonsense. Metal all the way baby. 😂 "You got hurt by your toy? Well, what did you learn?"

Kids today r to soft also we actually played with toys these kids now have tablets and phones smh.. My son plays with action figures and stuff so im good lol.

Survivorship bias spotted.

And yet you are whining here lol

@@BladeValant546 who's whining?

I know, right me and my siblings used to take turns sometimes for an hour or more we would see who could keep them going the longest.

No, I'm much more convinced that kids must be getting stupider. Or parents lazier. Most likely both.

We played lawn darts. You leaned not to walk in front of them. Common sense dictates what you shouldn't do. Too bad there are tons of people without it

Weren't the lawn darts domilar to Jarts ? My sister has a copy of this dangerous toy

​@@susannpatton2893I get the common sense argument with Jarts. But you're going to have deaths even if everyone were as safe as possible. Nobody ever bats 1.000 in baseball. The greatest HoF MLB stars don't get it right all the time. Besides, in this world you will find a-holes who WILL use them as weapons.

@@KatyReminiec9399they weren't just similar... Jarts I believe was a brand name of lawn darts.

Are you familiar with the radium girls? That was tragic.

Jeff uses bottle rockets as his go-to weapon.

of course, women now only consume content related to makeup tutorials or serial killers lmao

Literally!

Did you watch the video?! Kids died sometimes.

@@princesstamika Balls on a string - Hit and hurt no deaths Water Rocket - Potential injuries No deaths Light Sabres - Injuries No Deaths Pew Pew Belt Buckle - Cap gun, Potential Injuries no death. Pogo sticks - Injuries no deaths Orbeez - POTENTIAL SAFETY HAZARD - no death Super Blast Balls - Possible Injuries No deaths Yoyo Balls - injuries no Death Glass Bowing Kit - Possibility of injuries, no death Spinning fiary barbie sky dancers..... My god... these were NOT as severe in the injury department as they made it seem... broken bones? REALLY? No deaths Polly Pocket - Not even a Swallowing hazard, magnetic part swallowing fears NO DEATHS Baby Floating thing - 50 cases of failure and fear of yada yada NOT A SINGLE DEATH Wood Burning Kit - Fear of fires, none reported and no deaths. Creepy Crawlers - Fear of burns No deaths Magic Pistol - Banned for fear of what might happen, no deaths. Bottle Rocket - It's baking soda and vinegar..... FEAR of what could happen, NO deaths. Easy Bake oven, see Creepy Crawlers... Trampoline - Risk of injury, no deaths. Hammock... PLEASE! No death. Aqua Dots - THESE were toxic, 3 comas and brain damage THIS ONE I'll give you. But odds are a kid that ate em would have eaten lead paint chips too. Hanna Montana Card game - Carrying Case NOT the toys. Possibility of lead eating no deaths. Cabbage patch snacktime dolls - Ignorant kids got their fingers stuck in the moving mouth.... LMFAO!!!!!!! Hurpa Durp! Radio Control Airplane - no deaths just injuries Zulu Blowing game - I hear they inhaled the darts because they couldn't obey instructions NO deaths though Launch station - Choking hazzard 1 death Fingerprint kit - Had Asbestos in it Moon shoes - Injuries no deaths Atomic Lab - I wish I had one of these growing up... More kids need things like this. No deaths. Toy pew pews - No deaths just injuries. Kids came out more normal with these around Lawn Darts - Potential injuries 1 Death K count - 2 Parents and kids need to be smarter, their toys do not need to be made safer.

arent they plastic tipped now?

Uranium isn't really all that dangerous. It is barely radioactive. They used to add it to paint on dishes called Fiestaware. Uranium is actually more common than silver in the Earth's crust. It is all over the place and in a lot of rocks. A heavy spike through your skull on the other hand. That could mean instant death and did for three children from what I've read.

It's tough when you know you're gonna get beat with your toys Turns out toys were safe all along..it was the parents who hurt us in the 80s.

SURPRISE!!

@@eshep71 .....as well as giving you the toys that can hurt you all by themselves.

That’s why they’re called adult toys. 😉

Amen

​@sianne79 Apparently, you survived.

Cap

Don't bet on it. Men love to play their "guns" and have no problem passing on the lack of commonsense jean.