Who would survive longest on a desert island - Sherlock or Moriarty?

-I was a soldier, Sherlock. I killed people. -You were a doctor! -I had bad days! BEST. LINE. EVER.

What about " Mrs. Hudson leave Baker Street ? England would fall "

"Anderson don't talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the entire street" One of my faves! I can never help cracking up when I hear/read/say that 😂

What about this? "Brilliant Anderson!" "Really?" "Yes, a brilliant impression of an idiot."

"Honey you should see me in a crown"- Moriarty ♔

Where is " I may be surrounded by angels but not for one second think that I'm one of them "

My fav it's "I'm an army doctor...which means i could break every bone in your body while i naming them''

My fav ones: "Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side" "I've always assumed love to be a great disadvantage, thank you for the final proof" "All lives end, all hearts are broken, caring is not an advantage sherlock" "Work is the best antidote to sorrow, Mrs Hudson" "What's it like in your funny little brains, it must be so boring" "Once you've eliminated the impossible, whatever remains however improbable must be the truth"

Where is that genius quote...,"Sherlock is a girl's name"Lol

One of the best ones ever was when Lestrade asked, "And exactly how many times did he fall out the window?"

"If you want the rattle, don't throw the rattle"

“I NEED A CASE!” “YOU’VE JUST SOLVED ONE!” - that’s it, that’s the show

"You see, but you don't observe"

"Your mother has a lot to answer for." "I know. I have a list. Mycroft has a file."

These aren’t the most genius, they’re just the most quoted. You’re missing fantastic ones like “Your life is not your own, keep your hands off it.” And “Intriguings are not to be ignored. They are processing of the mind too fast to comprehend.” Those are genius.

THE NAME IS SHERLOCK HOLMES AND THE ADRESS IS 221B BAKER'S STREET--- where the hell was this?!?!

"I'm not your housekeeper"

Missed Quotes Moriarty: "Falling is just like flying except there's a more permanent destination." "People have died." "That's what people DO!!!" "Every fairy tale needs a good old fashioned villain." "Honey you should see me in a crown." Sherlock: "I may be on the side of the angels but don't think for one second that I am one of them." "I don't have friends. I just have one." "Not. Dead." Watson: "One more miracle, Sherlock, for me. Don't. Be. Dead."

My favorite quotes (don't know if it qualifies as "genius", but I really don't care) come from "The Lying Detective" (both said by Sherlock): _Taking your own life. Interesting expression. Taking it from who? Once it's over, it's not you who'll miss it. Your own death is something that happens to everybody else. Your life is not your own. Keep your hands off it._ _In saving my life she [Mary] conferred a value on it. It is a currency I do not know how to spend._

"In a world of locked rooms the man with the key is king, and honey you should seeee mee in a crown"

I miss this show! I miss Martin and Benedict.

I love Molly's line; " He's not gay. Why do you have to spoil...? He's not."

"I was just playing the game..." "I know... and this is just losing...." Probably the best scene ever on television!

Some Greg Lestrade moments are also great! Like: “NOT REALLY” or “not our division’’

"One more miracle, Sherlock, for me. Don't. Be. Dead." is probably the best one...

I love sherlocks quotes. And i love using them even more. The other day my mom jokingly called me a psychopath. I told her high functioning sociopath. She said what?! I told her i'm not a psychopath i'm a high functioning sociopath. To which she replied "i'm impressed you know what the difference is"

"Don't make people into heroes, John. Heroes don't exist and if they did i wouldn't be one of them." (Sherlock Holmes) " You told me once that you weren't a hero. There were times when i didn't even think you were human, but let me tell you this. You were the best man, the most human human being that i ever know and no one will convince me that you told me a lie." (John Watson)

"I'm not your housekeeper!" -Mrs. Hudson

"Miss Hudson had been attacked by an American. I'm restoring balance to the universe." I really thought you would feature this statement.

"I'm not just a doctor, I'm an army doctor, meaning I could break all bones in your body while naming them at the same time." - Dr John Watson

They should have put Moriarty's line "That's what people DO!!!" because it gives you the exact idea of how dangerous Moriarty is.

"I'm dismissive of the virtuous, unaware of the beautiful and uncomprehending in the face of the happy!" One of the best.

BORED!!! -Sherlock Holmes

"I don't shave for Sherlock. " "You should put that on a t-shirt."

what about "shut up" "i didn't say anything" "you're thinking, it's annoying" best quote in the show

How about, "Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role-models." Well, they were drunk at that time but I really liked this quote. Very true it is.

lmao today I told this dude in class to shut up or else he'll lower the IQ of the whole classroom and honestly it was the most powerful I've felt in years,,

My personal favourites - "Taking your own life.. Interesting expression taking it from who? Once it's over it's not you who will miss it. Your own death is something that happens to everyone else. Your life is not your own, keep your hands off it." - "You're not a puzzle solver, you never have been. You're a drama queen now theres a man in there who's about to die- *the game is on* solve it!" - "As ever Watson you see but do not observe. To you the world remains an impenetrable mystery whereas to me it is an open book, hard logic versus romantic whimsy, that is your choice. You fail to connect actions to their consequences. Now, for the last time, if you want to keep the rattle.. do not throw the rattle, hm?" - And then the mirrored quotes from the begging and end of the show which is amazing because it really shows how Sherlock's character has developed: "Sherlock Holmes is a great man. And I think one day, if we're very, very lucky, he might even be a good one." to "Well.. he's a great man sir." "No, he's better than that.. He's a good one." - "I'm Sherlock Holmes I wear the damn hat.. Isn't that right Mary?"

I love Sherlock’s face when John calls him a drama queen

1)Love is a dangerous disadvantage, thank you for the final proof. 2)Sentiment is a chemical defect found on the loosing side. 3)Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. 4)Your death happens to other people. 5) The truth is rarely pure and never simple. Bonus: This is what it is.

"because I took your pulse." Breaks down his opponent just by taking her pulse. If that's not a stone cold genius I don't know what is.

Watson had some great lines, too. A few that stand out in my mind: Upon first meeting Mycroft in a warehouse after a Byzantine abduction (A Study in Pink): JW: "Who are you?" MH: "He (Sherlock) would probably call me his archenemy. He does love to be dramatic." JW: "Well, thank God you're above all that. Or in "A Scandal in Belgravia", when Sherlock wants to fake a mugging in order to get access to Irene Adler: SH: "Punch me in the face." JW: "Punch you?" SH: "Yes, punch me. In the face. Didn't you hear me?" JW: "I always hear 'Punch me in the face' when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext." Or in "The Sign of Three", as Holmes rambles on during the wedding speech while stalling for time: JW: "Sherlock - any chance for an end date to this speech?"

The offended/outraged face Sherlock does when John calls him a drama queen gets me every time. It’s hilarious. 😂

When John says that Sherlock is a drama queen, he looks so offended 😂

Every Fairytale Needs a Good Old Fashion Villain

What about "I was in my mind palace" "Hero's don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one" "You see, you just don't observe" "My brain is like a hard drive" "If you want the rattle, don't throw the rattle" "He's a great man, and one day if we're very very lucky, he might even be a good one" "It's not the fall that kills you, its the landing" "I'm a high-functioning sociopath" "Mrs.Hudson leave baker-street? England would fall." Those are some of my favorite quotes from the show :)

The BBC version of Sherlock blows the US version called "elementary" out of the water in my opinion. Benedict did an absolutely fantastic job of portraying the person of what we think as Sherlock Holmes.

"This is your heart, and you should never let it rule your head." The episode with Irene Adler is literal art, especially the end with Mycroft!

I'm a high functioning sociopath do your research lol classic

"Today, you sit between the woman you have made your wife and the man you have saved. In short, the two people who love you most in all this world. And I know I speak for Mary as well when I say we will never let you down, and we have a lifetime ahead to prove that. Now, on to some funny stories about John..."

I really liked “I owe you” by moriarty, it was so iconic. Also “ms hudson, leave baker street? England would fall” as it is one of the first times he acknowledges and appreciates her help

“Punch me in the face didn’t your hear me?” -Sherlock “I hear punch me in the face every time you speak but it’s usually subtext” -John

"In a world with locked rooms the man with the key is king and honey you should see me in a crown" Sassiest line ever delievered in the sassiest and sexiest way ever

no "i hear slap me whenever you speak"

"Heroes don’t exist John. And if they did i wouldn’t be one of them" this is one of my most favourite one

When life gets too strange, too impossible, too frightening, there is always one last hope. When all else fails, there are two men sitting, arguing in a scruffy flat , like they have always been there and they always will. The best and wisest men I have ever known, my Baker Street boys, Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson. -Mary Watson

What about one of my favourite: "It's not the fall that kills you Sherlock. Of all people you should know that. It's not the fall, it's never the fall. It's the landing!

where's "Come immediately if convenient If inconvenient,come all the same"

One of my favourites: When John asks Mycroft wether or not he trusts his own Secret Service and Mycroft answers: "Of course not. They all spy on people for money."

Your life is not your own - keep your hands off it.

My favorite line is still John's: "She taught me to be the man she already thought I was. Get yourself a piece of that."

Alone is all I have , alone protects me! Sentiment is a chemical defect found on the losing side!

Where’s :” don’t be smart Sherlock I’m the smart one”?

"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath" Story of my life let's be honest

"I don't understand" -"U should put that on a tshirt" . . . . . "I still don't understand" -"and there is the back of the tshirt"😂😂

This one stuck with me the most: "Your own death is something that happens to everyone else."

This Top Ten did not do the show justice AT ALL!!!

What about "I am sherlocked"??

This series made me love and appreciate Benedict and Martin so much more

I see butternut crinklefry, I hit like!!!

SH- "Is that why you're calling yourself Greg?!" JW- "That's his name." SH- "Really?" GL- "Yes."

Vatican Cameos should be on this list. IT'S.I.CO.NIC.

The joke is he is NOT a sociopath, high functioning or otherwise, and he knows better-that line was his camouflage and everybody except Lestrade fell for it.

“I’m not a psychopath, Anderson. I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.”- Sherlock Holmes. I LOVE this quote!!!!

“Oh please do your research I’m not a hero I’m a high functioning sociopath.. MERRY CHRISTMAS !”

"YOU'RE A DOCTOR" "I HAVE BAD DAYS"

There's also one of my favorite line : "it is what it is" This scene is so moving...❤️

I have 3 more "I'm your landlady dear, not your housekeeper" "I may be on the side of the angels but don't think for one second that I am one of them" "It is what it is"

I miss this show so much

Honourable mention: Everything Moriarty says.

Mycroft : It's a family matter Sherlock :That's Why he stays *John smiling silently*

“If making making people feel small was a *national* sport, Sherlock would be the *world* champion.” What?

“In saving my life she conferred a value on it. It is a currency I do not know how to spend.”

We are living in a world where benedict is asked to play doctor strange rather than the Sherlock. That's sad!

"In a room of locked doors the man with the key is king. And honey you should see me in a crown" ~ Moriarty

Yes we missed you! Thank you for sharing and as always enjoy Sherlock Quotes!

I miss this show so much, hoping there’s a season 5!

“as usual! you see, but you do not observe”

"He's the crack in the lens, the fly in the ointment, the virus in the data."

4:26 Dr. Watson tried his best to hold his laugh. Oh God I love this show.

my dudes, this entire show is one genius quote.

Where's "your life is not your own,get your hands off it!" That was the one quote that has been with me every single day sincw I watched the episode "the lying detective". Being a suicidal,that really gets into me

Meanwhile....my favorite quotes from him are "You were thinking. It's annoying." "Anderson, don't talk out loud.You lower the IQ of the whole street." "What's it like in your funny little brains, it must be so boring" "Is it nice not being me?It must be so relaxing."

"are we here to see the queen?" "apparently yes"

(Not even close to my favorite but every one else put at least a couple of them) John: If anyone in the world still cares “I’m not actually gay” Irene: well I am.. and look at us both My Croft: I’ll be mother Sherlock: and theres our whole child hood in a nutshell John: here to see the queen (Mycroft walks in) Sherlock: ooh apparently yes Mycroft: can’t you 2 for once behave like grownups John: we solve crimes I blog about it and he forgets his pants I wouldn’t hold out too much hope

I miss this show so much ugh

Well those were good but I guess you should put the hole series in the video, 4 seasons, every episode, every second in Sherlock Holmes is a iconic quote.

What about ''I'm not gay''!

my fave has always been "sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side" - always gets me :,)