Seeing Rooney & Cesc doing punditry in retirement is a bit surreal when you grew up with them being ‘youngsters’.

Rooney needs to swerve management because he’s a natural pundit. He’s just naturally funny 😭

Wazza’s killin the punditry 😂🐐

Rolls Royce and a Cowboy Hat 😂😂

Wayne killing it. Dude keeps it real but still respectful. Well done.

Rooney is starting to shine. On these talk shows and pod cast.

Wayne Rooney old stories are top class 😂 stick to it Wayne great pundit 👌🏽

Wayne's a great pundit. He doesn't hold back with his opinions. His view on Trent was spot on.

I love WR as a pundit

Rooney coming across brilliantly as a pundit 👏

Rooneys face literally fills your phone screen

Rooney turning into a top class pundit. He's come a long way since the "erm, yeah, so, erm, erm, erm" interview days as a player

Love Wazza as a pundit, yet Darren Farley's Wayne is a thing of legend😅.

Boyo wazza, love his honest punditry class insights into the game

Rooney is a brilliant pundit

Really starting to warm to Wayne as a pundit. A real natural and funny as hell

Wayne rooney top fella funny as fuck

I remember some tabloid suggesting he looked like a Peruvian pan flute player 😂😂😂😂😂

I could listen to Rooney all day very knowledgeable and one of the best to ever play the game no doubt!

Waynes actually hilarious man and he was an unbelievable and underrated footballer possibly one of England's greatest. Great pundit Real character about him 😂😂😂😂

Wayne Rooney is a legend. Love having him on as a pundit.

Must be Wazza's first encounter with a SoundCloud Rapper😂

Wayne Rooney is the pundit we needed but never knew we did

Seeing Roons as a manager makes me as happy as dad seeing their son!...I am a Gooner but Wayne was quality at Everton and Man U now managing You go LAD! ✌👍

Everytime I hear Wayne Rooney talk I feel like I need to take a breath for him

Rooney spilling the beans recently. Love it

Once confidence goes up and he’s not so reliant on the autocue he’ll be a great pundit. Got a lot of insight to offer for sure.

That was absolutely hilarious can’t stop pissing and shi**ing myself

I was one of the founders in a large acquisition by Cisco and me and my young family decided to move to Prestbury in 2014. A year or so later Memphis Depay moves into the house next door. One morning my girl had gone downstairs to make herself a coffee and screams there’s a naked guy in the garden. I look on the camera and it’s Depay in his boxers chasing around what looks like a small lion in the garden. I went and spoke to him and he was apologetic and said his dog had escaped that morning and ran into our garden and he was trying to bring him back over. I can’t remember the breed of the dog but I’d never seen before or since. Had a lovely fleet of cars too, all of them were black. Anyway just a random story.

Rooney talking about off the pitch 😂😂

I’m sure he’ll be out of job at Plymouth before Xmas so always welcome to see Wazza back to punditry!

Rooney seems very intelligent. Very articulate.

John Wayne turning up for a reserve game! 😅

Have to say Wayne has come a long way with his speaking ability

Shows up with Rolls Royce & Cowboy hat 😂😂😂😂

Rooney talking about antics of the pitch is actually funny considering some of his own antics 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wayne Rooney is the modern day Henry VIII

Man suits any haircut . U know me 😂😂

This is indeed , absolutely hilarious , cant stop laughing.

Rooney looks like his head is about to pop.

Farley's impressions are Beyond spot on!

Hilarious. Wayne is the epitome of charisma.

Id lisryen to these stories all day. Its been great having Rooney on

Rooney is a unit

The Cowboy Hat is little bit hilarious tbh😂😂😂

Wayne Rooney: sniper's dream

Talks a good game 😂

Hes literally turning into Gimli

Best pundit atm

Looks like Wayne has added glitter to his beard! 😂😊

Memphis de-Balotelli😊

Rooney seems like he could make a great coach

Rooney the pundit has been a revelation - pls don’t stop!

Rooney makes for a good Santa Claus 🎅 😂

What a hilarious story !!

Wayne Rooney ❤😊😁😁😁

Waz looking healthy

That is genuinely very funny

wazza, greatest english player we've had so far.

I can’t believe how underrated Rooney is to this day, one of the best English players of the last 20 years easily, perhaps the best.

Rooney smashes it on punditry. Who’d have thought. Nice one Rooney. Let’s see him as a regular on MOTD

Jeez I grew up watching Rooney and Fabregas and now they are pundits! Quite surreal.

Rooney should be in the next lord of the rings as one of the dwarfs.

Rooney does drop some side splitters

Wayne improving all the time..he should be confident about his punditry

I can’t explain how much I want Rooney and lampard to succeed as a coach so bad

It’s weird listening to Rooney as the retired seasoned old pro. Can’t get my head round how quick time flies by. Hes great on the mic now, it’s like the transformation from that ‘wet behind the ears’ whizz kid from a council estate that Fergie was proud of showing off alongside Christiano Ronaldo happened in the blink of an eye 😂

Royne as a pundit is amazing...few months in and is top 5 of all time

Depay was also 21 when he arrived at United. Maturity is something that usually comes along with the years.

Rooney looking like big Van Vader these days

Looking like a right bruiser. 😎

Michah,depay... always have stories about funny players..👍,rooney

Memphis what a baller

Love this. Spot on!

Hes killing them sausage roll

Wayne is a good pundit tbf

Rooney is so funny 😂😂

They respect rooney

Gosh he really looks like a portly old gentleman. I hope he still has it in the mental department

As a lifelong United supporter, I absolutely love this!! 👀😅💯

Rooney ended up looking like Mr Blobby !

Fuck me I forgot depay was at United.

Only a single ummm, Rooneys come a long way

Depay was one of the first to suffer the curse of the career killer that was post Fergie Manchester United

Omg hilarious

Yes folks ,legendary entertainment from the hilarious Rooney ...easily pleased?

Wayne's been dining out on this anecdote for several years. And from the look of him, he's been dining out at burger king for a similar amount of time

Rooney looks like he ate Memphis Depay!

That’s the next England manager right there

No matter what anyone say, Barcelona should never forget his contribution when Messi left. He took it upon himself to bring the club back from the ashes before Pedri, Araujo and Gavi took over

Wayne rooney biblically accurate henry the 8th

Rooney looks like hes sprayed soul glow on his beard

That was BBC hilarious.

Wazza will be a first-rate Santa Claus in about 5 years...

Wazza is the man

Rooney career as legitimate as his hair

Depay is a legend In his own head

Should never have let Memphis go tbh. He was unreal.

This comment section is great punditry

Rooney and Micah is the one