Skyrim The Ebony Warrior speedrun in

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Waz

Waz

3 жыл бұрын

14:27.81 retime
16:17 RTA
World Record on 08/01/2021.
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@fredekkrainakredek7218
@fredekkrainakredek7218 3 жыл бұрын
This may be the most elaborate plot to kill Nazeem I've ever seen.
@tristanbrewer4523
@tristanbrewer4523 3 жыл бұрын
I once tried to get the guards to kill him by killing someone else and putting Nazeem between me and the guards.
@Bagixxx1
@Bagixxx1 3 жыл бұрын
@@tristanbrewer4523 if you put poison of rage to his inventory while sneaking, he will attack everyone and guards will kill him and that kill dont counts as your kill so guards dont chase you after that. This trick also works on Avenichi on Solitude in brotherhood quest, after poison she will kill his husband and attack solitude guard, then you will see an Solitude guards vs Imperial agents brawl 🙂
@jacobnicola5950
@jacobnicola5950 3 жыл бұрын
@@Bagixxx1 frenzy poisoned arrows SOMETIMES don't give you bounty, this is a bug.
@kermitpeterson
@kermitpeterson 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacobnicola5950 poisoner perk in the pickpocket tree, not arrows
@Obelg
@Obelg 2 жыл бұрын
@@kermitpeterson or you know, just cast a novice spell
@adc1222
@adc1222 3 жыл бұрын
Nazeem really just watched a random dude kill someone in full ebony plate armour with two swings of an iron dagger and then went "yeah this seems like someone I should insult"
@nomadic-loyalist
@nomadic-loyalist 3 жыл бұрын
Absolute chad
@jamesonrosen1773
@jamesonrosen1773 3 жыл бұрын
He died the way he lived.
@bossrosslp
@bossrosslp 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesonrosen1773 Getting to the cloud district, quite often I might add.
@usoroa.6904
@usoroa.6904 3 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gNKllreKnc69pGg.html
@Factory26_
@Factory26_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesonrosen1773 he died stupidly and lived stupidly
@jorjo1061
@jorjo1061 2 жыл бұрын
Guy: upgrades a dagger 10x over making it deal 900+ damage Adrianne: Reminds me of when I first started smithing
@LouisLeXVIII
@LouisLeXVIII Жыл бұрын
XD I know right
@BETA00009
@BETA00009 Жыл бұрын
😂
@l0sts0ul89
@l0sts0ul89 Жыл бұрын
Adrianne is secretly a God
@sazechs_451
@sazechs_451 Жыл бұрын
Adrianne is OP
@GeorgeCowsert
@GeorgeCowsert Жыл бұрын
Well I mean, every Skyrim Playthrough that features that little trick usually results in you deliberately toning down your OP gear so you can experience a challenge.
@davidwilson2916
@davidwilson2916 2 жыл бұрын
Dragonborn: _Crafts a dagger capable of killing anything in one swing._ Adrianne: Not bad. Reminds me when I first started smithing.
@maiden5427
@maiden5427 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames
@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames 6 ай бұрын
Ebony warrior ascending to God hood by surviving a swing.
@ParakotoJenkins
@ParakotoJenkins 6 ай бұрын
she fell off
@Brabec95
@Brabec95 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 lmao every time I get to this part
@MatNightmare
@MatNightmare 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the court wizard and this guy dressed in rags just waltzes in, pushes you aside from your alchemy table and starts brewing the sickest potions you've ever seen in your life, and then proceeds to drink them and brew new ones, repeating it for 5 minutes straight. And then he just turns around and leaves, doing some parkour over a table and jumping over the maid on his way out.
@articxunodorseggnej8016
@articxunodorseggnej8016 3 жыл бұрын
XD this is so well written an vivid
@way2tehdawn
@way2tehdawn 3 жыл бұрын
He's going into battle and needs only the strongest potions.
@fungusman9726
@fungusman9726 3 жыл бұрын
@@way2tehdawn you cannot handle my strongest potions
@ymca3735
@ymca3735 3 жыл бұрын
And after a minute, a guard runs in and reports "My jarl, Whiterun is under attack!"
@presidenteden8207
@presidenteden8207 3 жыл бұрын
"Never should have come here"
@chrisshoemate1760
@chrisshoemate1760 3 жыл бұрын
Jarl of Whiterun- "What do you mean the guy who was making potions for 6 minutes just became the strongest warrior in skyrim?"
@JostDraws
@JostDraws 3 жыл бұрын
"Are you drinking skooma again?"
@nannerdunlocke1231
@nannerdunlocke1231 3 жыл бұрын
@@JostDraws The Dragonborn made the most perfect skooma and reverse pickpocketed me...
@JostDraws
@JostDraws 3 жыл бұрын
@@nannerdunlocke1231 LOL thinking about it if he made a skooma the person would either trip for an year or have an overdose that could kill 1000 men
@presidenteden8207
@presidenteden8207 3 жыл бұрын
He should join the mages college's Jarl, he have quite the skill with alchemy.
@Skizzeckz
@Skizzeckz 3 жыл бұрын
@@JostDraws I just picture dragonborn saying "Dont make me drink this" inside a fort filled with hundreds of bandits. Bandit" "Or what?" Dragonborn: *Takes a sip* Entire fort: Drops dead.
@senorbones2910
@senorbones2910 3 жыл бұрын
Skyrim, the only game where speedruns like that can be considered "glitchless"
@SilverGamingFI
@SilverGamingFI 2 жыл бұрын
But the game itself can't
@theamazingcj2748
@theamazingcj2748 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, if this isn't glitchless, then you can't play the game glitchless.
@BryanM86
@BryanM86 2 жыл бұрын
@@SilverGamingFI no game is glitchless
@GothelGrigore
@GothelGrigore 2 жыл бұрын
@@BryanM86 incorrect, it’s just very hard for any game to not have glitches
@mrotislima6336
@mrotislima6336 2 жыл бұрын
But nobody called this run glitchless did they?
@roachdoggjr7393
@roachdoggjr7393 Жыл бұрын
The Ebony Warrior is actually a title that is passed down to whoever slays the current holder of the title. The equipping of the armour and teabagging is part of the ritual
@madmanszalinski
@madmanszalinski Жыл бұрын
Make this canon Todd Howard
@declicitous1763
@declicitous1763 Жыл бұрын
This ebony warrior accidentally broke the tradition by being unkillable with his 1000 damage dagger of legend
@aresartemis783
@aresartemis783 3 жыл бұрын
Me 14 minutes in Skyrim: which race should I pick?
@aresartemis783
@aresartemis783 3 жыл бұрын
@Carl Mannerheim true
@GHKiwi
@GHKiwi 3 жыл бұрын
@@aresartemis783 4 hours to make the character
@aresartemis783
@aresartemis783 3 жыл бұрын
@@GHKiwi lol I spent 1 hour and a half one time
@aresartemis783
@aresartemis783 3 жыл бұрын
@Driver Nephi that’s tuff 😂
@waitingonme4858
@waitingonme4858 3 жыл бұрын
Yup seems about right
@zuzu2365
@zuzu2365 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone's talking about Nazeem and the court wizard nah bro, imagine being that hunter just minding ur own business when this half naked maniac comes out of nowhere attacks you, steals ur horse and then yeets himself 50 million feet away
@repechhi8928
@repechhi8928 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@somedude6833
@somedude6833 2 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t even take the horse with him. Just uses it as a fucking thermonuclear super railgun.
@josephstacy821
@josephstacy821 2 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about, That's just every Saturday in skyrim
@dracofirex
@dracofirex 2 жыл бұрын
Adrianne: Reminds me of when I started smithing
@carlmorrow1600
@carlmorrow1600 2 жыл бұрын
L for saying yeet
@eccentricjoe8786
@eccentricjoe8786 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he donated a potion of restoration to the temple of kynareth in whiterun, some novice would drink it and use healing hands on a sick guy/wounded soldier with 19373897452937% improved restoration and the dude just becomes god
@Shivam_6821
@Shivam_6821 2 жыл бұрын
Can you donate potions to the temple??
@melonbottle1852
@melonbottle1852 2 жыл бұрын
New divine just dropped
@VoltyOnYT
@VoltyOnYT 2 жыл бұрын
You sell that potion your eloquence reach Lvl. 100 7 times instantly
@eccentricjoe8786
@eccentricjoe8786 2 жыл бұрын
@@VoltyOnYT hold the sell button on your potion for 17388281847284 gold and move your cursor over one of their inventories and then infinitely make them buy the potion they bought over and over and get speech to legendary x50
@VoltyOnYT
@VoltyOnYT 2 жыл бұрын
@@eccentricjoe8786 Oh god
@notverifiable3731
@notverifiable3731 3 жыл бұрын
The RNG was so great that Nazeem showed up when you got the dagger
@KILLERSIXBEE
@KILLERSIXBEE 3 жыл бұрын
Killing Nazem at the end was the cherry on top
@jacobpearce4055
@jacobpearce4055 3 жыл бұрын
It was like @waz spotted him and we all new what was gonna happen
@GuyWithoutHobbies
@GuyWithoutHobbies 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@7AKV7
@7AKV7 3 жыл бұрын
It's actually was kill Nazem with the toothpick of God while cosplaying OG Ebony Warior%
@pedrocc2624
@pedrocc2624 3 жыл бұрын
Killing nazeem after killing ebony warrior speedrun
@louisupton3740
@louisupton3740 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus died for our sin
@ijustworkhere1008
@ijustworkhere1008 3 жыл бұрын
Ebony warrior: “are you worthy to fight me?” Dragonborn: “you cannot handle my potions, traveller. They’re too strong for you”
@krakowski_6237
@krakowski_6237 3 жыл бұрын
I said, give me your strongest potions
@rocket-propelledgecko4976
@rocket-propelledgecko4976 3 жыл бұрын
"My potions are strong enough to kill Alduin, let alone a man."
@Dumbledumb101
@Dumbledumb101 3 жыл бұрын
*drinks potion and instantly gets alchemy 100*
@sssilky3317
@sssilky3317 3 жыл бұрын
potion seller, enough of these games, I need only your strongest potions. I am going into battle.
@SplendidCoffee0
@SplendidCoffee0 2 жыл бұрын
You know, I can actually see the dialogue of that video to actually be in a Bethesda game delivered by a Nazeem type of guy. Then when you pickpocket/kill him for his potions, you realize that these are actually the weakest potions you’ve seen in the entire playthrough.
@dionpierre5847
@dionpierre5847 10 ай бұрын
Love that his first kill in the game is ebony warrior then followed by everyone else. That’s a power move
@auspiciousapple8373
@auspiciousapple8373 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being Arcadia and seeing this homeless guy run in, proceed to throw the entire treasury of Whiterun at you while yelling at you to train them in alchemy, then proceeding to smack you in the face multiple times with a blast of fire that changes every single item on your shelf before leaving
@quinndapin156
@quinndapin156 3 жыл бұрын
Not only did you kill nazeem, you also killed a random dude in some wierd armor
@spaghettijones4
@spaghettijones4 3 жыл бұрын
@Huxtable He was just the miniboss before Nazeem.
@maximithsparks9099
@maximithsparks9099 3 жыл бұрын
@@spaghettijones4 your name is beautiful
@RealShrimpu
@RealShrimpu 3 жыл бұрын
@@spaghettijones4 But why can't you control it? Do they scare you?
@kevinkevin9525
@kevinkevin9525 3 жыл бұрын
@@spaghettijones4 I can control the speed at which Nazeem can die, can you?
@masazino4967
@masazino4967 3 жыл бұрын
@@RealShrimpu no his friends are great shooters so they can shoot lobsters that aren't in cover
@dsouth7754
@dsouth7754 3 жыл бұрын
Perk tree menu navigation is how Bethesda balanced speedrunning.
@norntneithernt3919
@norntneithernt3919 3 жыл бұрын
Dammit u caught me of guard
@mkultra8244
@mkultra8244 3 жыл бұрын
Bethesda has never even heard the word balance
@Rikhardi
@Rikhardi 3 жыл бұрын
Todd Howard laughing somewhere
@swarajaggarwal
@swarajaggarwal 3 жыл бұрын
@@Rikhardi more like drinking tea with the queen
@Xx3nxX
@Xx3nxX 2 ай бұрын
@@swarajaggarwalooooooooohhhh….
@lucasdrudi7231
@lucasdrudi7231 3 жыл бұрын
I like how he proceeds to play skyrim the intended way after he kills the ebony warrior
@tobiasGR3Y
@tobiasGR3Y Жыл бұрын
16:44 The subtle realization of the perfect way to end a WR. *That had me in tears I was laughing so hard. Well done.*
@WillowTheWispp
@WillowTheWispp 3 жыл бұрын
this man got to level 70 by the time it took me to realize that i accidentally made another sneak archer
@morgansutherland6091
@morgansutherland6091 Жыл бұрын
The inevitability of Skyrim
@bradleynugent4991
@bradleynugent4991 Жыл бұрын
can easily get 200+ in 30 minutes just abusing alchemy, and kill people with absurd poison instead
@kerrick7621
@kerrick7621 Жыл бұрын
@@bradleynugent4991what is this method? I was always farming gold rings, and enchanting random shit.
@bradleynugent4991
@bradleynugent4991 Жыл бұрын
@@kerrick7621 use the fortify restoration glitch to make a powerful item for fortify alchemy, then make water breathing potions and then make alchemy legendary, if you then sell the potion you can also legendary speech, and it takes one potion to go from 15 to 100 in both speech and alchemy
@kerrick7621
@kerrick7621 Жыл бұрын
@@bradleynugent4991 woah thanks man I’ll check it out
@mytomanen_bre
@mytomanen_bre 3 жыл бұрын
Adrianne: Welcome, traveler. What can i get you? Dragonborn: You wanna buy that leather helmet in your pocket for 141 gold? Adrianne: You drive a hard bargin. I'm in.
@Drenosir
@Drenosir 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh i forgot to mention... I want to sell this 174 times"
@collenrivers9762
@collenrivers9762 3 жыл бұрын
How does he do this by the way? I'm watching it so confused
@coleedgerly5666
@coleedgerly5666 3 жыл бұрын
@@collenrivers9762 Its a glitch that be exploited by pressing certain buttons in the sell menu that convinces NPCs that their inventory is actually yours. They will then proceed to pay you for their items
@gusy1902
@gusy1902 3 жыл бұрын
@@coleedgerly5666 do you know where i can find a tutorial of this?
@gusy1902
@gusy1902 3 жыл бұрын
@@coleedgerly5666 thanks bro
@hyperactivwp
@hyperactivwp Жыл бұрын
man DEFIES the will of the gods by making salted fish
@user-et8vm9cc3t
@user-et8vm9cc3t 2 жыл бұрын
So, we have... - the Alduin Helgen Keep parcour; - some quickloading shenanigans; - the horse catapult; - the "sell them their own stuff" glitch; - the quickloading merchant inventory reset; - the duplication glitch; - the fortify restoration loop. In the words of a very wise man, "now that's a lotta damage!".
@ByteMe619
@ByteMe619 3 жыл бұрын
when Ralof said “Jarl Ulfric, what is that thing?” he was talking about you.
@maeves.w.7156
@maeves.w.7156 2 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@shookt1569
@shookt1569 2 жыл бұрын
“Could the legends be true?” “Legends don’t skip this dungeon, steal a horse, then fly through the skies at Mach 69 speed.”
@greywalker505
@greywalker505 2 жыл бұрын
@@shookt1569 Ralof: At what 69 speed? Ulfric: I’ve no idea what it means either; it just popped into my head. (That was a joke, and I know you were only joking as well).
@kakorumba443
@kakorumba443 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I'm dead 😂😂😂​@@shookt1569
@stealthyshadow567
@stealthyshadow567 3 жыл бұрын
“Wait you’re going to kill him with an iron dagger? That’ll take forev-“
@ormos7274
@ormos7274 2 жыл бұрын
I love how in the end he singled-out Nazeem, waited for him to finish his dastard line, and then proceeded to viciously murder him in cold-blood XD.
@TheNumbestNuts
@TheNumbestNuts 2 жыл бұрын
POV: You're the Court Wizard and some dude in prisoner's rags shoves you off your alchemy table and starts drinking raw power.
@mattigator600
@mattigator600 3 жыл бұрын
*walks into the drunken huntsman* Jenassa we need to cook
@ramariomartinez2124
@ramariomartinez2124 3 жыл бұрын
I almost shit my pants laughing at this...made it in time lol i hope you're happy 😠
@muhammadcalvin8281
@muhammadcalvin8281 3 жыл бұрын
@@ramariomartinez2124 LMAO 🤣
@Evan-ns3jt
@Evan-ns3jt 3 жыл бұрын
if walter white were in skyrim this is exactly how he’d kill the ebony warrior
@bigboss4178
@bigboss4178 3 жыл бұрын
don't LIE to me Ralof you sussy baka
@alexanderbowlby4568
@alexanderbowlby4568 3 жыл бұрын
Somebody go tell the Tribunal they don’t need the Heart of Lorkhan to become gods, just some cyrodiilic spadetails, salt, and a knife
@cephon6198
@cephon6198 Жыл бұрын
My man didn't even buy the abecean longfin
@sssdrake
@sssdrake Жыл бұрын
The 9 become 10
@BrunoHenrique-bo4bz
@BrunoHenrique-bo4bz Жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@kys290
@kys290 Жыл бұрын
@@fluffbutt9960that sounds like a anime recap
@-LiveFromSpace-
@-LiveFromSpace- Жыл бұрын
@@kys290you’re too young if you think that’s an anime recap😂
@crackingly
@crackingly 2 жыл бұрын
4:53 This was the moment Dragonborn became Heisenberg.
@magnumcoles8677
@magnumcoles8677 2 жыл бұрын
This gets even better once you realise that a random dude waiting on a mountain in sub par armour takes thrice the time to kill than the first Dragonborn living in a different plane of oblivion
@obnoxiouscommenter6194
@obnoxiouscommenter6194 3 жыл бұрын
Adrienne: Take care not to set anything on fire Dragonborn: *Sets her on fire*
@GoodOneLULE
@GoodOneLULE 3 жыл бұрын
That shit got me laughin
@ofesp.
@ofesp. 3 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain why he was doing that because my dumbass is clueless lmao
@GoodOneLULE
@GoodOneLULE 3 жыл бұрын
@@ofesp. basically he sells his shit to her, her wallet goes empty, he saves and then he agroes her by roasting her, this kinda resets her or updates her which causes her money to reset when he loads to his save before agroing her, and then he sells his shit. Repeat
@ofesp.
@ofesp. 3 жыл бұрын
@@GoodOneLULE Thanks man
@roetemeteor
@roetemeteor 3 жыл бұрын
@@ofesp. he forgot the part where he uses a glitch to sell her her own inventory
@deineMudda952
@deineMudda952 3 жыл бұрын
nice to see more alternate Any%s Todd Howard will be like: 'Finally, someone who plays this game how it was intended.'
@crcrcrcrcrcrcr1473
@crcrcrcrcrcrcr1473 3 жыл бұрын
2:27 I just works
@ToddHoward3
@ToddHoward3 3 жыл бұрын
You’re goddamn right
@louisupton3740
@louisupton3740 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus died for our sin
@AaronBayette
@AaronBayette 3 жыл бұрын
420 Likes. EDIT: 725 Likes EDIT 2: 823 Likes
@ScringlyMcdumplefart
@ScringlyMcdumplefart 3 жыл бұрын
@@louisupton3740 off your Schizophrenia meds, partner?
@wozza_dev
@wozza_dev 2 жыл бұрын
One thing I really love is that the alchemy dupe isn't even a glitch, its just straight up an oversight in the design lmao
11 ай бұрын
It's not even an oversight any more. It could have been an oversight in Morrowind, but the same exploit works in Oblivion and Skyrim.
@gamercreature2587
@gamercreature2587 11 ай бұрын
​@That's crazy alchemy is the strongest thing in the elder scrolls
11 ай бұрын
@@gamercreature2587 It is, I think you missed what I meant. They definitely *know* it's OP, so it can't be an oversight, by definition.
@Raumance
@Raumance 2 ай бұрын
What is happening?​@
@bilbo_gamers6417
@bilbo_gamers6417 Жыл бұрын
all i can imagine when he's making those potions is that he's continuously just wringing out a fish into a pile of salt and it makes a deafening explosion while instantly shoving almost divine levels of alchemical knowledge directly into his brain
@teddycush55
@teddycush55 3 жыл бұрын
His computer loads faster than the synapses in my brain can fire.
@itdobelikedattho8112
@itdobelikedattho8112 3 жыл бұрын
SSD probably
@semiruu
@semiruu 2 жыл бұрын
Isnt it edited too, as the seconds or minutes that it takes the load screen to be done dont count towards the overall time?
@worldlinezero4783
@worldlinezero4783 2 жыл бұрын
This is actually true most of the time, the average computer has more processing power than everyone in the world combined
@DevilYumemon
@DevilYumemon 2 жыл бұрын
SSD and the game looks like is on low settings too
@driss409
@driss409 2 жыл бұрын
@@worldlinezero4783 Nope, the fastest supercomputer in the world has a maximum processing speed of one thousand trillion floating-point calculations per second (55 petaFLOPS). The human brain operates at 1 exaFLOP, equivalent to a billion billion calculations per second. It's also much more energy efficient, since it operates with the energy of a lightbulb.
@MCBSMITH89
@MCBSMITH89 3 жыл бұрын
How bizzare it must be to be the ebony warrior training your whole life to face a great warrior...only to find out the most powerful man in all of Tamriel is some scraggly looking dude who has literally spent the last 15 minutes guzzling potions watch him craft a dagger that could cut a hole in the universe then kill you with said dagger. Skyrim is Amazing......
@JinYo265
@JinYo265 3 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite comment now
@friendlyplayer92
@friendlyplayer92 3 жыл бұрын
Cut a hole in the universe. Damn man thats some poetry level shit right there gg
@williamfullofwood7421
@williamfullofwood7421 3 жыл бұрын
@@friendlyplayer92 reminds me of The Subtle Knife by Philip Pullman, a very good book.
@sscorpiun6135
@sscorpiun6135 3 жыл бұрын
@@williamfullofwood7421 great book
@bpyrotroph3670
@bpyrotroph3670 3 жыл бұрын
@@williamfullofwood7421 Was just about to say that.
@dillonmartinez3534
@dillonmartinez3534 3 жыл бұрын
Putting on the armor and tea bagging was very essential
@MinillaIF
@MinillaIF Жыл бұрын
Ebony warrior heard how good you were at getting off of horses, waiting, drinking potions, and he also heard about that one knife you made that could possibly cut the world in half if dropped and said "that's the guy." Also, Farengar: *sees dirty unwashed man in rags* "I had you figured for a mage" I guess there are certain stereotypes for mages in skyrim.
@pissedoffturtle7333
@pissedoffturtle7333 3 жыл бұрын
"How did you prepare for our battle, Dragonborn?" "Oh dude I lit so many shopkeepers on fire, you wouldn't even believe it."
@ryancondon2246
@ryancondon2246 3 жыл бұрын
Why does he do that??
@why3285
@why3285 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryancondon2246 if you quick save, attack the shopkeeper, and then quick load, it resets the shop keepers inventory.
@patrickgiordan5483
@patrickgiordan5483 3 жыл бұрын
how did he do the bit where he just makes 1000s off sellong nothing? just spamming the fuck out of sell or something?
@wesleyeberly228
@wesleyeberly228 3 жыл бұрын
@@patrickgiordan5483 no using a m&k glitch you can select the shopkeepers inventory and sell them their own stuff
@senryokuu_yuno
@senryokuu_yuno 3 жыл бұрын
@@wesleyeberly228 how
@seracris8357
@seracris8357 3 жыл бұрын
that moment when you spotted Nazeem and just stare at him for a second was the funniest part to me. Instantly knew you were going to murder him and he even said his infamous line xD
@the_Red_Star
@the_Red_Star 3 жыл бұрын
nazeem was in cahoots with him he knew dropping his line would make the video ten times better
@Ihateartichokes
@Ihateartichokes 3 жыл бұрын
He wanted it to be his epitaph
@CristataArt
@CristataArt 2 жыл бұрын
I especially appreciate the blood spurting out of his ass afterward.
@emptyhand777
@emptyhand777 2 жыл бұрын
And then slashes him 4 more times.
@dwmarch
@dwmarch Жыл бұрын
Who's in the cloud district now, Nazeem? Huh?
@skidmark4736
@skidmark4736 3 жыл бұрын
9:26 remember... *gets fucking burnt to a crisp*
@rosymuscovy7967
@rosymuscovy7967 2 жыл бұрын
Player created the most powerful dagger in the world Adrianne: “reminds me of when i first started smithing”
@shaynavanderhoff4884
@shaynavanderhoff4884 3 жыл бұрын
There's only 3 minutes left and he's level 7. Is there some other way to access the ebony warrior that I don't Oh
@Jackal19x
@Jackal19x 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh"
@itspurplepaw6163
@itspurplepaw6163 3 жыл бұрын
s**t went from 0 too 100 real quick
@SOS51able
@SOS51able 3 жыл бұрын
@@itspurplepaw6163 He's not even getting a level in alchemy each time he does the loop. 2 potions later its 15 to 100 at a time lmao.
@AFlyingTrout
@AFlyingTrout 3 жыл бұрын
He's lvl 82 with 100 in alchemy at 30 seconds left, how does he hope to defeat-- oh
@xPhantom_404x
@xPhantom_404x 3 жыл бұрын
@@itspurplepaw6163 literally XD
@wittycommentator
@wittycommentator 3 жыл бұрын
In the time it took for him to reach level 100 in alchemy, a typical first time player probably wouldn't be out of the tutorial cave yet.
@jgostling
@jgostling 3 жыл бұрын
In the time it took him to kill the Ebony Warrior I'm not halfway through customizing my character.
@redrobsanthem9206
@redrobsanthem9206 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve haven’t gotten past picking my race since the games release
@vamrack8344
@vamrack8344 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god lol
@mobius1965
@mobius1965 2 жыл бұрын
My game is still loading. 🤷🏽
@Cynsham
@Cynsham 2 жыл бұрын
In the time it took him to kill the ebony warrior a first time player would still be in Helgen 😂
@lordofsandvich3630
@lordofsandvich3630 3 жыл бұрын
Personally I’m just impressed that the Warrior survived a hit
@Morphinias
@Morphinias 3 жыл бұрын
2:22 I love how the combat music kicked in when he went flying
@jackruss6509
@jackruss6509 3 жыл бұрын
The fact he survived 2 hits with the dagger is low key impressive tho
@rivmusix5882
@rivmusix5882 Жыл бұрын
This is just a theory. But as a special enemy, maybe he has a absolutely insane armor boost for the first hit, to avoid players killing him with the sneak dagger trick. Maybe, honestly probably not but 🤣
@majeh8060
@majeh8060 Жыл бұрын
I don't think so, the dagger "only" deal 1000 damage I think, that's the end game boss one of the strongest enemy in the game, of course he doesn't die in one hit with a dagger overpowered. Someone not cheating can get a two handed weapon dealing I think 450 damage, so yeah, that would take 5/6 hit to kill him
@rivmusix5882
@rivmusix5882 Жыл бұрын
@@majeh8060 oh true true. I actually thought daggers could do more 🤣
@Typhony
@Typhony 11 ай бұрын
@@rivmusix5882he has over 2000 health btw and that's just the bare minimum for his health scaling depending on you lvl
@mustafaekin672
@mustafaekin672 10 ай бұрын
I have killed ebony warrior with one actual hit by sneak dagger no glitch and I have a video footage
@benswanson5643
@benswanson5643 3 жыл бұрын
Fish and salt expands the mind of a man until he is the most powerful being in the known world until he kills god
@Marcelelias11
@Marcelelias11 3 жыл бұрын
Fish and salt is how one achieves CHIM
@Marcelelias11
@Marcelelias11 3 жыл бұрын
@CostaTheMeme But misuse of fish and salt can lead you to achieve Zero Sum and pop out of existence!
@benjip7414
@benjip7414 3 жыл бұрын
I used the restoration potion glitch to smith weapons so broken that the weapon damage was a negative number. I almost thought it would actually heal enemies but instead it popped them out of existence
@MakotoJeon
@MakotoJeon 3 жыл бұрын
@@benjip7414 lol negative damage is that even possible
@Marcelelias11
@Marcelelias11 3 жыл бұрын
@@benjip7414 Guess I was wrong then, misusing it doesn't pop you out of existence, it pops *your victims* of out existence (The reason this happens is because of value overflow, and Skyrim apparently has a failsafe that just erases your target whenever your damage overflows. You can do the same in FF7 with one of Vincent's guns)
@ScrollsInFire
@ScrollsInFire Жыл бұрын
"Reminds me of the first time I started smithing." As he using black magic to create a weapon so terrifying, it could rip a hole in the fabric of reality and time itself.
@fftinag2
@fftinag2 3 жыл бұрын
“Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.” - Colette Marence
@IcarusTheEagle
@IcarusTheEagle Жыл бұрын
she always knew
@Daveaintreal
@Daveaintreal 7 ай бұрын
They all hated Jesus cause he told them the truth
@willmehus1204
@willmehus1204 3 жыл бұрын
“In 2021 we’ll be playing tes 6” 2021:
@shawniscoolerthanyou
@shawniscoolerthanyou 3 жыл бұрын
Special edition is on game pass so I'm playing it again. Also, there's eso. We've been gifted an amazing game with tons of replay value and people are complaining lol.
@eliasvonbrille
@eliasvonbrille 3 жыл бұрын
The guy who said that has to be pretty naive... It's well known since forever that we won't play tes 6 before 2025.
@Drenosir
@Drenosir 3 жыл бұрын
@Kraken Entertainment LLC the endless timeline of Tamriel
@chuleta441
@chuleta441 3 жыл бұрын
@@eliasvonbrille hopefully by then, I’ll have a gaming PC, and not just play on my laptop 💀
@lucywilliams5043
@lucywilliams5043 3 жыл бұрын
it took me a solid few seconds to realise why they were making fortify restoration potions. then i remembered alchemy scales off restoration and i thought "oh fuck"
@adamcotton6507
@adamcotton6507 2 жыл бұрын
I always forget this way to level up
@Ertto54
@Ertto54 2 жыл бұрын
Waz: shoots fire 80 times at Adrianne Avenicci Adrianne Avenicci: I'm waiting
@TiltedDolphin
@TiltedDolphin 3 жыл бұрын
this was amazing to watch honestly. There is something so satisfying about how broken skyrim truly can be
@Proterzen
@Proterzen 3 жыл бұрын
I agree. I thought to myself how this guy would level up to 81 within 15 minutes, but then I realized that all he needs to do is the alchemy exploit, and boom, easy game.
@Kmn2
@Kmn2 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think Skyrim is the most exploitable game ever made you have to actively avoid breaking the game it’s hilarious
@blacknyellow962
@blacknyellow962 3 жыл бұрын
It just works theses "exploits" as some might call them were in fact hidden features added to the game by none other than Todd Howard himself. Not even the coders knew about these surprise features he added
@Proterzen
@Proterzen 3 жыл бұрын
@@blacknyellow962 I want to know where you got that information. It's hard to believe that any of this is true.
@noemis8959
@noemis8959 3 жыл бұрын
@@Proterzen Satire: The use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
@fraser7530
@fraser7530 3 жыл бұрын
I just like the idea that the ebony warrior trained for decades, honed his skills and enchanted/ improved all his weapons and armour... and this one dude turns around, naked and coked up on who knows what waving around an iron dagger like a maniac. 10 years boys.
@effortlessproductions
@effortlessproductions Жыл бұрын
It brought me great joy to see you slay nazeem at the end. He is in the cloud district now!
@MrShatourex
@MrShatourex 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@slimshaydee616
@slimshaydee616 2 жыл бұрын
This is the absolute peak of human existence. Incredible work
@Demo9p
@Demo9p 3 жыл бұрын
I love 16:09 **smiths iron dagger to legendary with 1000+ damage** Reminds me when I first started smithing **turns around** Ebony warrior: the time.
@SASSO430
@SASSO430 9 ай бұрын
Godlike Comment
@awoo21
@awoo21 9 ай бұрын
so unintentionally goofy lol
@skoodah757
@skoodah757 6 ай бұрын
"until next tim-"
@lucidlobster4662
@lucidlobster4662 6 ай бұрын
*turns around* "the time" *equips dagger* "cum" *approaches* "Until next time"
@botanistedward
@botanistedward 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t even conceive of how you make this possible
@Navigator_Bepo
@Navigator_Bepo 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think you know the definition of conceive but we get the point 😂
@harku123
@harku123 3 жыл бұрын
@@Navigator_Bepo conceivable: able to be imagined or understood mentally - an adjective. Conceive is the verb form of that - but yes the other definition is indeed funny
@taifoh5681
@taifoh5681 3 жыл бұрын
@@Navigator_Bepo what’s wrong with how he used conceive?
@guhrizzlybaire
@guhrizzlybaire 3 жыл бұрын
@@Navigator_Bepo nah I think you are confused
@saladmancer4802
@saladmancer4802 3 жыл бұрын
@@Navigator_Bepo lol, you tried to be smart.
@JulianGem
@JulianGem Жыл бұрын
"Fine, what. What?" "Will do" : *The audio log of a mad man*
@DracorusDracius
@DracorusDracius Жыл бұрын
I love how he just ignores the kid running by at the end. What respect this man has for the younger generation
@envyingcafe5400
@envyingcafe5400 3 жыл бұрын
I've always wanted to see this speedrun
@louisupton3740
@louisupton3740 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus died for our sin
@sirbillius
@sirbillius 3 жыл бұрын
@@louisupton3740 Username checks out.
@Excel-erate-
@Excel-erate- 3 жыл бұрын
I have done this 2 times but after that it's like an hour
@louisupton3740
@louisupton3740 3 жыл бұрын
@@Excel-erate- Jesus died for our sin
@kingbrad6482
@kingbrad6482 3 жыл бұрын
icey sicles recommend Skyrim on PS4 or not and why?
@Tezighi
@Tezighi 3 жыл бұрын
Can't believe that's how you repay Jenassa's loyalty and patience smh
@odd3820
@odd3820 3 жыл бұрын
Fine, what. What?
@KCCTNT
@KCCTNT 3 жыл бұрын
Fine, what. What?
@Alexa-hf7pb
@Alexa-hf7pb 3 жыл бұрын
Fine, what. What?
@sethvandelft4337
@sethvandelft4337 3 жыл бұрын
Fine, what. What?
@kito861
@kito861 3 жыл бұрын
Will do
@ferrox8421
@ferrox8421 Жыл бұрын
This guy spent more time in barter menus in a 15 minute speed run then I did in a 50 hour playthrough
@valman6866
@valman6866 3 жыл бұрын
Me: feels sad of knowing that when i kill an ebony warrior, my adventure actually will end Speedrunners:
@wizardcat4423
@wizardcat4423 3 жыл бұрын
You killed the ebony warrior and nazeem in 15 minutes. What a legend
@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466
@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466 3 жыл бұрын
He just hates black people 😩😩😩
@NotAHologram
@NotAHologram 3 жыл бұрын
@@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466 nah, just nazeem. Everyone hates him. Even his wife.
@h4zrd96
@h4zrd96 3 жыл бұрын
@@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466 please tell me this is satire
@wizardcat4423
@wizardcat4423 3 жыл бұрын
@@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466 play skyrim. Go to whitrun. Find nazeem. He's one of the jack assess that messed with the stolk market.
@thesfnb.5786
@thesfnb.5786 3 жыл бұрын
I need to watch some Kill Nadeem speedrun!
@TasTheWatcher
@TasTheWatcher 3 жыл бұрын
speedrunners must be balanced on that fine line between crazy and genius
@toxicmasculinity5777
@toxicmasculinity5777 3 жыл бұрын
I would like to believe crazy and genius are one and the same
@friendlyplayer92
@friendlyplayer92 3 жыл бұрын
@@toxicmasculinity5777 to average joe genius might seem crazy so i think youre onto something here
@howdoinamemychannel6767
@howdoinamemychannel6767 3 жыл бұрын
No they snorted it
@RyotaMitarai
@RyotaMitarai 3 жыл бұрын
I believe if you said 'crazy' to a geniuses, they'll take it as a compliment.
@joemama-kj7qx
@joemama-kj7qx 11 ай бұрын
The nazeem kill was true perfection
@jonghooyuk
@jonghooyuk 3 жыл бұрын
The court wizard when he sees the Dragonborn commit acts against the laws of the universe:must’ve been the wind
@sul.7900
@sul.7900 3 жыл бұрын
Adrianne Avenicci, I've come to bargain.
@alieldeenyasser7406
@alieldeenyasser7406 3 жыл бұрын
Dormamu: First time?!
@impg8801
@impg8801 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Glitches are apart a normal play through has made Skyrim the only game where I don’t get confused during speed runs.
@antoniosateriale2076
@antoniosateriale2076 Жыл бұрын
Love how he suddenly went into a serial murder spree at the end for no reason.
@knatspray
@knatspray 9 ай бұрын
I like the idea of a guy walking into a shop and paying a lady to talk about alchemy, and then gets increasingly buffer the longer the conversation goes on.
@thechairman1317
@thechairman1317 3 жыл бұрын
2:24 I just love how he floats off the horse and combat music starts.
@hydrophant
@hydrophant Жыл бұрын
Bro that's his music now
@supersecret4899
@supersecret4899 Жыл бұрын
Perfect timing
@bionicdragon5
@bionicdragon5 Жыл бұрын
*The Dragonborn comes.*
@vb1280
@vb1280 Жыл бұрын
Just like ymfah's videos
@zacharymesecke9638
@zacharymesecke9638 3 жыл бұрын
What I learnt: Saving and loading in skyrim is broken as heck
@qxtyoko8167
@qxtyoko8167 3 жыл бұрын
Until you tryna legit play skyrim and the save files gets fucked
@zacharymesecke9638
@zacharymesecke9638 3 жыл бұрын
@@qxtyoko8167 broken
@deepblume6611
@deepblume6611 3 жыл бұрын
Thats why i have 5 alternating save files for one character, pretty effective
@nekosalad8308
@nekosalad8308 3 жыл бұрын
@@deepblume6611 i have 130
@deepblume6611
@deepblume6611 3 жыл бұрын
@@nekosalad8308 you're a mad man😂
@coldestfire3474
@coldestfire3474 2 жыл бұрын
2:27 I love how the music immediately picks up after launched
@nanosum1
@nanosum1 10 ай бұрын
Loved this! Thank you very much for the upload 🙏
@levelmake7758
@levelmake7758 3 жыл бұрын
“It just works.” - Todd Howard
@teddyjones6617
@teddyjones6617 2 жыл бұрын
He snorted some salt baked cod then made an iron dagger that could rip the fabric of space and Nazeem still insults him.
@hebercluff1665
@hebercluff1665 2 жыл бұрын
🎶 oversized open worlds, it just woooorks🎶
@Barracood
@Barracood 3 жыл бұрын
*I love the fact that after defeating the Ebony Warrior he just starts stabbing everyone around for no reason*
@jun_jona
@jun_jona Жыл бұрын
No one like this comment anymore
@whitesaintatarmaon5766
@whitesaintatarmaon5766 Жыл бұрын
​@@jun_jona just did that
@jun_jona
@jun_jona Жыл бұрын
Was trying to keep it at 69 likes...
@shockedcurve453
@shockedcurve453 3 жыл бұрын
Official slogans of this run: “I think I can teach you a thing or two.” “Will do” *potion making sounds*
@possumwithacowboyhat5140
@possumwithacowboyhat5140 2 жыл бұрын
This is… art. In its purest and most expressive form.
@williamfrimodigmartinsson4224
@williamfrimodigmartinsson4224 3 жыл бұрын
DO YOU GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT VERY OFTEN? OH WHAT AM I SAY- UGHHH *dies* Perfect ending lol
@oscargonzalez3599
@oscargonzalez3599 3 жыл бұрын
Dragon born: Hello do you have a knife that I could buy? Merchant: sorry we are out of those *get punch and reload* Merchant: I have this simple iron knife.
@shalizzle793
@shalizzle793 3 жыл бұрын
“My inventory has restocked due to pain.”
@blakethomas1013
@blakethomas1013 Жыл бұрын
I did not expect that. In the entire time of playing Skyrim. Well played… well played
@plague8638
@plague8638 3 жыл бұрын
I love how nearly none of the comments talk about how he fuckin becomes sonic via horse
@MikeDindu
@MikeDindu 3 жыл бұрын
"Kill Nazeem any%" is the best category of speed run there is. Change my mind
@italianfatman
@italianfatman 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t change your mind if I completely agree with you
@indrickboreale7381
@indrickboreale7381 Жыл бұрын
"Kill Heimskr any%" is fine as well
@Marcelelias11
@Marcelelias11 3 жыл бұрын
"How to achieve CHIM and fuck up the most powerful living warrior in Tamriel in less than two seconds"
@Factory26_
@Factory26_ 11 ай бұрын
2:00 that fucking killed me, him jumping fast and the battle music at the same time lmao
@eaglestryker1338
@eaglestryker1338 2 жыл бұрын
Jenassa: "I've seen you grow so much in the last 10 minutes".
@steampoweredmaniac5359
@steampoweredmaniac5359 3 жыл бұрын
Here’s a 14 min long tutorial on how to get started. Now you are ready to play Skyrim.
@skeleblazed
@skeleblazed 3 жыл бұрын
I thought this speedrun would be from years ago. Glad to see someone is still splitting this game wide open
@edpadua9142
@edpadua9142 2 жыл бұрын
New Title: How to become the Ebony Warrior in 14:27
@Evanburtis
@Evanburtis 8 ай бұрын
I have the same disc. Same account, only to hit level 60 since I acquired the game in 2012. The only cool thing I’ve done is give my companion the giant club. Me while I could have done this. Just to make everything a little bit easier. Well done, this hit my teen years right in the chest. Wow 15 minutes to be so powerful is unreal. I truly do hold the belief that this is one of the best games ever offered and made. Well done and awesome video!
@dvireli5524
@dvireli5524 3 жыл бұрын
16:45 when he spots nazeem i lost my shit for some reason
@videofudge
@videofudge 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@jorjo1061
@jorjo1061 2 жыл бұрын
@Aastav Choudhary cuz people don’t like Nazeem he’s puffed up and ignorant
@keeganpogue1856
@keeganpogue1856 3 жыл бұрын
Dang dude, that powerleveling is on point! Whenever I need to powerlevel, I dupe the diadem of the savant from outside Frokis Shack, then use the werewolf+follower glitch to equip 20 at once. That makes all spells free. Then I use telekinesis (found in red water den) and fast travel to instantly level alteration to 100. Repeat. Yeah, I think your way is better.
@ulamogtheinfinitegyre2021
@ulamogtheinfinitegyre2021 3 жыл бұрын
The secret of arcana is a good substitute if you don't wanna use glitches, but you need to wait a day each time sadly
@Coqui23
@Coqui23 3 жыл бұрын
There is a faster way I use But it involves doing the restoration loop glitch U make a potion that is insanely high tons or u duplicate with the duplication glitch Now u have a tons of high valuable potions to sell to a merchant to level Speech skill countless times U can make gold or if u wanna make it quick just sell even u don’t get any gold but u still get speech level
@saladmancer4802
@saladmancer4802 3 жыл бұрын
@@ulamogtheinfinitegyre2021 could just cast muffle
@ryancondon2246
@ryancondon2246 3 жыл бұрын
How do u get the infinite gold???
@saladmancer4802
@saladmancer4802 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryancondon2246 that my friend isn't so easy when you sell the infinity potions but you could make a bunch if ones that influence buy and sell prices and just use it whenever you wish to go on a selling spree. You'll want to punch the Merchant after selling your stuff then reload a save you did before punching to reload the merchants inventory, after all that you'll wanna use strength on the truck, move it by walking into it, and there you'll find Mew.
@dokbluejay5026
@dokbluejay5026 Жыл бұрын
"The time has come." This guy: "So you have chosen death."
@claytonsmith1229
@claytonsmith1229 2 жыл бұрын
doctor: "You have 15 minutes to live." Waz: "Ebony Warrior has 15 minutes to live as well."
@raccoonloca2586
@raccoonloca2586 3 жыл бұрын
This man beats the ebony warrior in 14 minutes yet it takes me 19 real life days to get to level 70.
@BlueLighteningGojo
@BlueLighteningGojo 3 жыл бұрын
The power of mods.
@jimbo0386
@jimbo0386 3 жыл бұрын
@@BlueLighteningGojo what mods
@milkbookcase3737
@milkbookcase3737 3 жыл бұрын
@@jimbo0386 cheat room
@beanboy4900
@beanboy4900 3 жыл бұрын
@@milkbookcase3737 he isn't even using cheat room tho
@baddestdegree1518
@baddestdegree1518 3 жыл бұрын
You can also do this in a less tricky way, in helgen. When you get to the cave with the bear, there's a moment where whoever you chose to go with will be sitting still waiting for you to start killing the bear. There, you can actually farm the person you're with with sneak attacks and such. It's not too fast, but you can comfortably get to level 80 with a day or so
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