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@fredekkrainakredek72183 жыл бұрын
This may be the most elaborate plot to kill Nazeem I've ever seen.
@tristanbrewer45233 жыл бұрын
I once tried to get the guards to kill him by killing someone else and putting Nazeem between me and the guards.
@Bagixxx13 жыл бұрын
@@tristanbrewer4523 if you put poison of rage to his inventory while sneaking, he will attack everyone and guards will kill him and that kill dont counts as your kill so guards dont chase you after that. This trick also works on Avenichi on Solitude in brotherhood quest, after poison she will kill his husband and attack solitude guard, then you will see an Solitude guards vs Imperial agents brawl 🙂
@jacobnicola59503 жыл бұрын
@@Bagixxx1 frenzy poisoned arrows SOMETIMES don't give you bounty, this is a bug.
@kermitpeterson3 жыл бұрын
@@jacobnicola5950 poisoner perk in the pickpocket tree, not arrows
@Obelg2 жыл бұрын
@@kermitpeterson or you know, just cast a novice spell
@adc12223 жыл бұрын
Nazeem really just watched a random dude kill someone in full ebony plate armour with two swings of an iron dagger and then went "yeah this seems like someone I should insult"
@nomadic-loyalist3 жыл бұрын
Absolute chad
@jamesonrosen17733 жыл бұрын
He died the way he lived.
@bossrosslp3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesonrosen1773 Getting to the cloud district, quite often I might add.
@usoroa.69043 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gNKllreKnc69pGg.html
@Factory26_3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesonrosen1773 he died stupidly and lived stupidly
@jorjo10612 жыл бұрын
Guy: upgrades a dagger 10x over making it deal 900+ damage Adrianne: Reminds me of when I first started smithing
@LouisLeXVIII Жыл бұрын
XD I know right
@BETA00009 Жыл бұрын
😂
@l0sts0ul89 Жыл бұрын
Adrianne is secretly a God
@sazechs_451 Жыл бұрын
Adrianne is OP
@GeorgeCowsert Жыл бұрын
Well I mean, every Skyrim Playthrough that features that little trick usually results in you deliberately toning down your OP gear so you can experience a challenge.
@davidwilson29162 жыл бұрын
Dragonborn: _Crafts a dagger capable of killing anything in one swing._ Adrianne: Not bad. Reminds me when I first started smithing.
@maiden5427 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames6 ай бұрын
Ebony warrior ascending to God hood by surviving a swing.
@ParakotoJenkins6 ай бұрын
she fell off
@Brabec954 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 lmao every time I get to this part
@MatNightmare3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the court wizard and this guy dressed in rags just waltzes in, pushes you aside from your alchemy table and starts brewing the sickest potions you've ever seen in your life, and then proceeds to drink them and brew new ones, repeating it for 5 minutes straight. And then he just turns around and leaves, doing some parkour over a table and jumping over the maid on his way out.
@articxunodorseggnej80163 жыл бұрын
XD this is so well written an vivid
@way2tehdawn3 жыл бұрын
He's going into battle and needs only the strongest potions.
@fungusman97263 жыл бұрын
@@way2tehdawn you cannot handle my strongest potions
@ymca37353 жыл бұрын
And after a minute, a guard runs in and reports "My jarl, Whiterun is under attack!"
@presidenteden82073 жыл бұрын
"Never should have come here"
@chrisshoemate17603 жыл бұрын
Jarl of Whiterun- "What do you mean the guy who was making potions for 6 minutes just became the strongest warrior in skyrim?"
@JostDraws3 жыл бұрын
"Are you drinking skooma again?"
@nannerdunlocke12313 жыл бұрын
@@JostDraws The Dragonborn made the most perfect skooma and reverse pickpocketed me...
@JostDraws3 жыл бұрын
@@nannerdunlocke1231 LOL thinking about it if he made a skooma the person would either trip for an year or have an overdose that could kill 1000 men
@presidenteden82073 жыл бұрын
He should join the mages college's Jarl, he have quite the skill with alchemy.
@Skizzeckz3 жыл бұрын
@@JostDraws I just picture dragonborn saying "Dont make me drink this" inside a fort filled with hundreds of bandits. Bandit" "Or what?" Dragonborn: *Takes a sip* Entire fort: Drops dead.
@senorbones29103 жыл бұрын
Skyrim, the only game where speedruns like that can be considered "glitchless"
@SilverGamingFI2 жыл бұрын
But the game itself can't
@theamazingcj27482 жыл бұрын
I mean, if this isn't glitchless, then you can't play the game glitchless.
@BryanM862 жыл бұрын
@@SilverGamingFI no game is glitchless
@GothelGrigore2 жыл бұрын
@@BryanM86 incorrect, it’s just very hard for any game to not have glitches
@mrotislima63362 жыл бұрын
But nobody called this run glitchless did they?
@roachdoggjr7393 Жыл бұрын
The Ebony Warrior is actually a title that is passed down to whoever slays the current holder of the title. The equipping of the armour and teabagging is part of the ritual
@madmanszalinski Жыл бұрын
Make this canon Todd Howard
@declicitous1763 Жыл бұрын
This ebony warrior accidentally broke the tradition by being unkillable with his 1000 damage dagger of legend
@aresartemis7833 жыл бұрын
Me 14 minutes in Skyrim: which race should I pick?
@aresartemis7833 жыл бұрын
@Carl Mannerheim true
@GHKiwi3 жыл бұрын
@@aresartemis783 4 hours to make the character
@aresartemis7833 жыл бұрын
@@GHKiwi lol I spent 1 hour and a half one time
@aresartemis7833 жыл бұрын
@Driver Nephi that’s tuff 😂
@waitingonme48583 жыл бұрын
Yup seems about right
@zuzu23653 жыл бұрын
Everyone's talking about Nazeem and the court wizard nah bro, imagine being that hunter just minding ur own business when this half naked maniac comes out of nowhere attacks you, steals ur horse and then yeets himself 50 million feet away
@repechhi89282 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@somedude68332 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t even take the horse with him. Just uses it as a fucking thermonuclear super railgun.
@josephstacy8212 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about, That's just every Saturday in skyrim
@dracofirex2 жыл бұрын
Adrianne: Reminds me of when I started smithing
@carlmorrow16002 жыл бұрын
L for saying yeet
@eccentricjoe87862 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he donated a potion of restoration to the temple of kynareth in whiterun, some novice would drink it and use healing hands on a sick guy/wounded soldier with 19373897452937% improved restoration and the dude just becomes god
@Shivam_68212 жыл бұрын
Can you donate potions to the temple??
@melonbottle18522 жыл бұрын
New divine just dropped
@VoltyOnYT2 жыл бұрын
You sell that potion your eloquence reach Lvl. 100 7 times instantly
@eccentricjoe87862 жыл бұрын
@@VoltyOnYT hold the sell button on your potion for 17388281847284 gold and move your cursor over one of their inventories and then infinitely make them buy the potion they bought over and over and get speech to legendary x50
@VoltyOnYT2 жыл бұрын
@@eccentricjoe8786 Oh god
@notverifiable37313 жыл бұрын
The RNG was so great that Nazeem showed up when you got the dagger
@KILLERSIXBEE3 жыл бұрын
Killing Nazem at the end was the cherry on top
@jacobpearce40553 жыл бұрын
It was like @waz spotted him and we all new what was gonna happen
@GuyWithoutHobbies3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@7AKV73 жыл бұрын
It's actually was kill Nazem with the toothpick of God while cosplaying OG Ebony Warior%
@pedrocc26243 жыл бұрын
Killing nazeem after killing ebony warrior speedrun
@louisupton37403 жыл бұрын
Jesus died for our sin
@ijustworkhere10083 жыл бұрын
Ebony warrior: “are you worthy to fight me?” Dragonborn: “you cannot handle my potions, traveller. They’re too strong for you”
@krakowski_62373 жыл бұрын
I said, give me your strongest potions
@rocket-propelledgecko49763 жыл бұрын
"My potions are strong enough to kill Alduin, let alone a man."
@Dumbledumb1013 жыл бұрын
*drinks potion and instantly gets alchemy 100*
@sssilky33173 жыл бұрын
potion seller, enough of these games, I need only your strongest potions. I am going into battle.
@SplendidCoffee02 жыл бұрын
You know, I can actually see the dialogue of that video to actually be in a Bethesda game delivered by a Nazeem type of guy. Then when you pickpocket/kill him for his potions, you realize that these are actually the weakest potions you’ve seen in the entire playthrough.
@dionpierre584710 ай бұрын
Love that his first kill in the game is ebony warrior then followed by everyone else. That’s a power move
@auspiciousapple83732 жыл бұрын
Imagine being Arcadia and seeing this homeless guy run in, proceed to throw the entire treasury of Whiterun at you while yelling at you to train them in alchemy, then proceeding to smack you in the face multiple times with a blast of fire that changes every single item on your shelf before leaving
@quinndapin1563 жыл бұрын
Not only did you kill nazeem, you also killed a random dude in some wierd armor
@spaghettijones43 жыл бұрын
@Huxtable He was just the miniboss before Nazeem.
@maximithsparks90993 жыл бұрын
@@spaghettijones4 your name is beautiful
@RealShrimpu3 жыл бұрын
@@spaghettijones4 But why can't you control it? Do they scare you?
@kevinkevin95253 жыл бұрын
@@spaghettijones4 I can control the speed at which Nazeem can die, can you?
@masazino49673 жыл бұрын
@@RealShrimpu no his friends are great shooters so they can shoot lobsters that aren't in cover
@dsouth77543 жыл бұрын
Perk tree menu navigation is how Bethesda balanced speedrunning.
@norntneithernt39193 жыл бұрын
Dammit u caught me of guard
@mkultra82443 жыл бұрын
Bethesda has never even heard the word balance
@Rikhardi3 жыл бұрын
Todd Howard laughing somewhere
@swarajaggarwal3 жыл бұрын
@@Rikhardi more like drinking tea with the queen
@Xx3nxX2 ай бұрын
@@swarajaggarwalooooooooohhhh….
@lucasdrudi72313 жыл бұрын
I like how he proceeds to play skyrim the intended way after he kills the ebony warrior
@tobiasGR3Y Жыл бұрын
16:44 The subtle realization of the perfect way to end a WR. *That had me in tears I was laughing so hard. Well done.*
@WillowTheWispp3 жыл бұрын
this man got to level 70 by the time it took me to realize that i accidentally made another sneak archer
@morgansutherland6091 Жыл бұрын
The inevitability of Skyrim
@bradleynugent4991 Жыл бұрын
can easily get 200+ in 30 minutes just abusing alchemy, and kill people with absurd poison instead
@kerrick7621 Жыл бұрын
@@bradleynugent4991what is this method? I was always farming gold rings, and enchanting random shit.
@bradleynugent4991 Жыл бұрын
@@kerrick7621 use the fortify restoration glitch to make a powerful item for fortify alchemy, then make water breathing potions and then make alchemy legendary, if you then sell the potion you can also legendary speech, and it takes one potion to go from 15 to 100 in both speech and alchemy
@kerrick7621 Жыл бұрын
@@bradleynugent4991 woah thanks man I’ll check it out
@mytomanen_bre3 жыл бұрын
Adrianne: Welcome, traveler. What can i get you? Dragonborn: You wanna buy that leather helmet in your pocket for 141 gold? Adrianne: You drive a hard bargin. I'm in.
@Drenosir3 жыл бұрын
"Oh i forgot to mention... I want to sell this 174 times"
@collenrivers97623 жыл бұрын
How does he do this by the way? I'm watching it so confused
@coleedgerly56663 жыл бұрын
@@collenrivers9762 Its a glitch that be exploited by pressing certain buttons in the sell menu that convinces NPCs that their inventory is actually yours. They will then proceed to pay you for their items
@gusy19023 жыл бұрын
@@coleedgerly5666 do you know where i can find a tutorial of this?
@gusy19023 жыл бұрын
@@coleedgerly5666 thanks bro
@hyperactivwp Жыл бұрын
man DEFIES the will of the gods by making salted fish
@user-et8vm9cc3t2 жыл бұрын
So, we have... - the Alduin Helgen Keep parcour; - some quickloading shenanigans; - the horse catapult; - the "sell them their own stuff" glitch; - the quickloading merchant inventory reset; - the duplication glitch; - the fortify restoration loop. In the words of a very wise man, "now that's a lotta damage!".
@ByteMe6193 жыл бұрын
when Ralof said “Jarl Ulfric, what is that thing?” he was talking about you.
@maeves.w.71562 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@shookt15692 жыл бұрын
“Could the legends be true?” “Legends don’t skip this dungeon, steal a horse, then fly through the skies at Mach 69 speed.”
@greywalker5052 жыл бұрын
@@shookt1569 Ralof: At what 69 speed? Ulfric: I’ve no idea what it means either; it just popped into my head. (That was a joke, and I know you were only joking as well).
@kakorumba4434 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I'm dead 😂😂😂@@shookt1569
@stealthyshadow5673 жыл бұрын
“Wait you’re going to kill him with an iron dagger? That’ll take forev-“
@ormos72742 жыл бұрын
I love how in the end he singled-out Nazeem, waited for him to finish his dastard line, and then proceeded to viciously murder him in cold-blood XD.
@TheNumbestNuts2 жыл бұрын
POV: You're the Court Wizard and some dude in prisoner's rags shoves you off your alchemy table and starts drinking raw power.
@mattigator6003 жыл бұрын
*walks into the drunken huntsman* Jenassa we need to cook
@ramariomartinez21243 жыл бұрын
I almost shit my pants laughing at this...made it in time lol i hope you're happy 😠
@muhammadcalvin82813 жыл бұрын
@@ramariomartinez2124 LMAO 🤣
@Evan-ns3jt3 жыл бұрын
if walter white were in skyrim this is exactly how he’d kill the ebony warrior
@bigboss41783 жыл бұрын
don't LIE to me Ralof you sussy baka
@alexanderbowlby45683 жыл бұрын
Somebody go tell the Tribunal they don’t need the Heart of Lorkhan to become gods, just some cyrodiilic spadetails, salt, and a knife
@cephon6198 Жыл бұрын
My man didn't even buy the abecean longfin
@sssdrake Жыл бұрын
The 9 become 10
@BrunoHenrique-bo4bz Жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@kys290 Жыл бұрын
@@fluffbutt9960that sounds like a anime recap
@-LiveFromSpace- Жыл бұрын
@@kys290you’re too young if you think that’s an anime recap😂
@crackingly2 жыл бұрын
4:53 This was the moment Dragonborn became Heisenberg.
@magnumcoles86772 жыл бұрын
This gets even better once you realise that a random dude waiting on a mountain in sub par armour takes thrice the time to kill than the first Dragonborn living in a different plane of oblivion
@obnoxiouscommenter61943 жыл бұрын
Adrienne: Take care not to set anything on fire Dragonborn: *Sets her on fire*
@GoodOneLULE3 жыл бұрын
That shit got me laughin
@ofesp.3 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain why he was doing that because my dumbass is clueless lmao
@GoodOneLULE3 жыл бұрын
@@ofesp. basically he sells his shit to her, her wallet goes empty, he saves and then he agroes her by roasting her, this kinda resets her or updates her which causes her money to reset when he loads to his save before agroing her, and then he sells his shit. Repeat
@ofesp.3 жыл бұрын
@@GoodOneLULE Thanks man
@roetemeteor3 жыл бұрын
@@ofesp. he forgot the part where he uses a glitch to sell her her own inventory
@deineMudda9523 жыл бұрын
nice to see more alternate Any%s Todd Howard will be like: 'Finally, someone who plays this game how it was intended.'
@crcrcrcrcrcrcr14733 жыл бұрын
2:27 I just works
@ToddHoward33 жыл бұрын
You’re goddamn right
@louisupton37403 жыл бұрын
Jesus died for our sin
@AaronBayette3 жыл бұрын
420 Likes. EDIT: 725 Likes EDIT 2: 823 Likes
@ScringlyMcdumplefart3 жыл бұрын
@@louisupton3740 off your Schizophrenia meds, partner?
@wozza_dev2 жыл бұрын
One thing I really love is that the alchemy dupe isn't even a glitch, its just straight up an oversight in the design lmao
11 ай бұрын
It's not even an oversight any more. It could have been an oversight in Morrowind, but the same exploit works in Oblivion and Skyrim.
@gamercreature258711 ай бұрын
@That's crazy alchemy is the strongest thing in the elder scrolls
11 ай бұрын
@@gamercreature2587 It is, I think you missed what I meant. They definitely *know* it's OP, so it can't be an oversight, by definition.
@Raumance2 ай бұрын
What is happening?@
@bilbo_gamers6417 Жыл бұрын
all i can imagine when he's making those potions is that he's continuously just wringing out a fish into a pile of salt and it makes a deafening explosion while instantly shoving almost divine levels of alchemical knowledge directly into his brain
@teddycush553 жыл бұрын
His computer loads faster than the synapses in my brain can fire.
@itdobelikedattho81123 жыл бұрын
SSD probably
@semiruu2 жыл бұрын
Isnt it edited too, as the seconds or minutes that it takes the load screen to be done dont count towards the overall time?
@worldlinezero47832 жыл бұрын
This is actually true most of the time, the average computer has more processing power than everyone in the world combined
@DevilYumemon2 жыл бұрын
SSD and the game looks like is on low settings too
@driss4092 жыл бұрын
@@worldlinezero4783 Nope, the fastest supercomputer in the world has a maximum processing speed of one thousand trillion floating-point calculations per second (55 petaFLOPS). The human brain operates at 1 exaFLOP, equivalent to a billion billion calculations per second. It's also much more energy efficient, since it operates with the energy of a lightbulb.
@MCBSMITH893 жыл бұрын
How bizzare it must be to be the ebony warrior training your whole life to face a great warrior...only to find out the most powerful man in all of Tamriel is some scraggly looking dude who has literally spent the last 15 minutes guzzling potions watch him craft a dagger that could cut a hole in the universe then kill you with said dagger. Skyrim is Amazing......
@JinYo2653 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite comment now
@friendlyplayer923 жыл бұрын
Cut a hole in the universe. Damn man thats some poetry level shit right there gg
@williamfullofwood74213 жыл бұрын
@@friendlyplayer92 reminds me of The Subtle Knife by Philip Pullman, a very good book.
@sscorpiun61353 жыл бұрын
@@williamfullofwood7421 great book
@bpyrotroph36703 жыл бұрын
@@williamfullofwood7421 Was just about to say that.
@dillonmartinez35343 жыл бұрын
Putting on the armor and tea bagging was very essential
@MinillaIF Жыл бұрын
Ebony warrior heard how good you were at getting off of horses, waiting, drinking potions, and he also heard about that one knife you made that could possibly cut the world in half if dropped and said "that's the guy." Also, Farengar: *sees dirty unwashed man in rags* "I had you figured for a mage" I guess there are certain stereotypes for mages in skyrim.
@pissedoffturtle73333 жыл бұрын
"How did you prepare for our battle, Dragonborn?" "Oh dude I lit so many shopkeepers on fire, you wouldn't even believe it."
@ryancondon22463 жыл бұрын
Why does he do that??
@why32853 жыл бұрын
@@ryancondon2246 if you quick save, attack the shopkeeper, and then quick load, it resets the shop keepers inventory.
@patrickgiordan54833 жыл бұрын
how did he do the bit where he just makes 1000s off sellong nothing? just spamming the fuck out of sell or something?
@wesleyeberly2283 жыл бұрын
@@patrickgiordan5483 no using a m&k glitch you can select the shopkeepers inventory and sell them their own stuff
@senryokuu_yuno3 жыл бұрын
@@wesleyeberly228 how
@seracris83573 жыл бұрын
that moment when you spotted Nazeem and just stare at him for a second was the funniest part to me. Instantly knew you were going to murder him and he even said his infamous line xD
@the_Red_Star3 жыл бұрын
nazeem was in cahoots with him he knew dropping his line would make the video ten times better
@Ihateartichokes3 жыл бұрын
He wanted it to be his epitaph
@CristataArt2 жыл бұрын
I especially appreciate the blood spurting out of his ass afterward.
@emptyhand7772 жыл бұрын
And then slashes him 4 more times.
@dwmarch Жыл бұрын
Who's in the cloud district now, Nazeem? Huh?
@skidmark47363 жыл бұрын
9:26 remember... *gets fucking burnt to a crisp*
@rosymuscovy79672 жыл бұрын
Player created the most powerful dagger in the world Adrianne: “reminds me of when i first started smithing”
@shaynavanderhoff48843 жыл бұрын
There's only 3 minutes left and he's level 7. Is there some other way to access the ebony warrior that I don't Oh
@Jackal19x3 жыл бұрын
"Oh"
@itspurplepaw61633 жыл бұрын
s**t went from 0 too 100 real quick
@SOS51able3 жыл бұрын
@@itspurplepaw6163 He's not even getting a level in alchemy each time he does the loop. 2 potions later its 15 to 100 at a time lmao.
@AFlyingTrout3 жыл бұрын
He's lvl 82 with 100 in alchemy at 30 seconds left, how does he hope to defeat-- oh
@xPhantom_404x3 жыл бұрын
@@itspurplepaw6163 literally XD
@wittycommentator3 жыл бұрын
In the time it took for him to reach level 100 in alchemy, a typical first time player probably wouldn't be out of the tutorial cave yet.
@jgostling3 жыл бұрын
In the time it took him to kill the Ebony Warrior I'm not halfway through customizing my character.
@redrobsanthem92063 жыл бұрын
I’ve haven’t gotten past picking my race since the games release
@vamrack83443 жыл бұрын
Oh my god lol
@mobius19652 жыл бұрын
My game is still loading. 🤷🏽
@Cynsham2 жыл бұрын
In the time it took him to kill the ebony warrior a first time player would still be in Helgen 😂
@lordofsandvich36303 жыл бұрын
Personally I’m just impressed that the Warrior survived a hit
@Morphinias3 жыл бұрын
2:22 I love how the combat music kicked in when he went flying
@jackruss65093 жыл бұрын
The fact he survived 2 hits with the dagger is low key impressive tho
@rivmusix5882 Жыл бұрын
This is just a theory. But as a special enemy, maybe he has a absolutely insane armor boost for the first hit, to avoid players killing him with the sneak dagger trick. Maybe, honestly probably not but 🤣
@majeh8060 Жыл бұрын
I don't think so, the dagger "only" deal 1000 damage I think, that's the end game boss one of the strongest enemy in the game, of course he doesn't die in one hit with a dagger overpowered. Someone not cheating can get a two handed weapon dealing I think 450 damage, so yeah, that would take 5/6 hit to kill him
@rivmusix5882 Жыл бұрын
@@majeh8060 oh true true. I actually thought daggers could do more 🤣
@Typhony11 ай бұрын
@@rivmusix5882he has over 2000 health btw and that's just the bare minimum for his health scaling depending on you lvl
@mustafaekin67210 ай бұрын
I have killed ebony warrior with one actual hit by sneak dagger no glitch and I have a video footage
@benswanson56433 жыл бұрын
Fish and salt expands the mind of a man until he is the most powerful being in the known world until he kills god
@Marcelelias113 жыл бұрын
Fish and salt is how one achieves CHIM
@Marcelelias113 жыл бұрын
@CostaTheMeme But misuse of fish and salt can lead you to achieve Zero Sum and pop out of existence!
@benjip74143 жыл бұрын
I used the restoration potion glitch to smith weapons so broken that the weapon damage was a negative number. I almost thought it would actually heal enemies but instead it popped them out of existence
@MakotoJeon3 жыл бұрын
@@benjip7414 lol negative damage is that even possible
@Marcelelias113 жыл бұрын
@@benjip7414 Guess I was wrong then, misusing it doesn't pop you out of existence, it pops *your victims* of out existence (The reason this happens is because of value overflow, and Skyrim apparently has a failsafe that just erases your target whenever your damage overflows. You can do the same in FF7 with one of Vincent's guns)
@ScrollsInFire Жыл бұрын
"Reminds me of the first time I started smithing." As he using black magic to create a weapon so terrifying, it could rip a hole in the fabric of reality and time itself.
@fftinag23 жыл бұрын
“Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.” - Colette Marence
@IcarusTheEagle Жыл бұрын
she always knew
@Daveaintreal7 ай бұрын
They all hated Jesus cause he told them the truth
@willmehus12043 жыл бұрын
“In 2021 we’ll be playing tes 6” 2021:
@shawniscoolerthanyou3 жыл бұрын
Special edition is on game pass so I'm playing it again. Also, there's eso. We've been gifted an amazing game with tons of replay value and people are complaining lol.
@eliasvonbrille3 жыл бұрын
The guy who said that has to be pretty naive... It's well known since forever that we won't play tes 6 before 2025.
@Drenosir3 жыл бұрын
@Kraken Entertainment LLC the endless timeline of Tamriel
@chuleta4413 жыл бұрын
@@eliasvonbrille hopefully by then, I’ll have a gaming PC, and not just play on my laptop 💀
@lucywilliams50433 жыл бұрын
it took me a solid few seconds to realise why they were making fortify restoration potions. then i remembered alchemy scales off restoration and i thought "oh fuck"
@adamcotton65072 жыл бұрын
I always forget this way to level up
@Ertto542 жыл бұрын
Waz: shoots fire 80 times at Adrianne Avenicci Adrianne Avenicci: I'm waiting
@TiltedDolphin3 жыл бұрын
this was amazing to watch honestly. There is something so satisfying about how broken skyrim truly can be
@Proterzen3 жыл бұрын
I agree. I thought to myself how this guy would level up to 81 within 15 minutes, but then I realized that all he needs to do is the alchemy exploit, and boom, easy game.
@Kmn23 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think Skyrim is the most exploitable game ever made you have to actively avoid breaking the game it’s hilarious
@blacknyellow9623 жыл бұрын
It just works theses "exploits" as some might call them were in fact hidden features added to the game by none other than Todd Howard himself. Not even the coders knew about these surprise features he added
@Proterzen3 жыл бұрын
@@blacknyellow962 I want to know where you got that information. It's hard to believe that any of this is true.
@noemis89593 жыл бұрын
@@Proterzen Satire: The use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
@fraser75303 жыл бұрын
I just like the idea that the ebony warrior trained for decades, honed his skills and enchanted/ improved all his weapons and armour... and this one dude turns around, naked and coked up on who knows what waving around an iron dagger like a maniac. 10 years boys.
@effortlessproductions Жыл бұрын
It brought me great joy to see you slay nazeem at the end. He is in the cloud district now!
@MrShatourex11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@slimshaydee6162 жыл бұрын
This is the absolute peak of human existence. Incredible work
@Demo9p3 жыл бұрын
I love 16:09 **smiths iron dagger to legendary with 1000+ damage** Reminds me when I first started smithing **turns around** Ebony warrior: the time.
@SASSO4309 ай бұрын
Godlike Comment
@awoo219 ай бұрын
so unintentionally goofy lol
@skoodah7576 ай бұрын
"until next tim-"
@lucidlobster46626 ай бұрын
*turns around* "the time" *equips dagger* "cum" *approaches* "Until next time"
@botanistedward3 жыл бұрын
I can’t even conceive of how you make this possible
@Navigator_Bepo3 жыл бұрын
I don't think you know the definition of conceive but we get the point 😂
@harku1233 жыл бұрын
@@Navigator_Bepo conceivable: able to be imagined or understood mentally - an adjective. Conceive is the verb form of that - but yes the other definition is indeed funny
@taifoh56813 жыл бұрын
@@Navigator_Bepo what’s wrong with how he used conceive?
@guhrizzlybaire3 жыл бұрын
@@Navigator_Bepo nah I think you are confused
@saladmancer48023 жыл бұрын
@@Navigator_Bepo lol, you tried to be smart.
@JulianGem Жыл бұрын
"Fine, what. What?" "Will do" : *The audio log of a mad man*
@DracorusDracius Жыл бұрын
I love how he just ignores the kid running by at the end. What respect this man has for the younger generation
@envyingcafe54003 жыл бұрын
I've always wanted to see this speedrun
@louisupton37403 жыл бұрын
Jesus died for our sin
@sirbillius3 жыл бұрын
@@louisupton3740 Username checks out.
@Excel-erate-3 жыл бұрын
I have done this 2 times but after that it's like an hour
@louisupton37403 жыл бұрын
@@Excel-erate- Jesus died for our sin
@kingbrad64823 жыл бұрын
icey sicles recommend Skyrim on PS4 or not and why?
@Tezighi3 жыл бұрын
Can't believe that's how you repay Jenassa's loyalty and patience smh
@odd38203 жыл бұрын
Fine, what. What?
@KCCTNT3 жыл бұрын
Fine, what. What?
@Alexa-hf7pb3 жыл бұрын
Fine, what. What?
@sethvandelft43373 жыл бұрын
Fine, what. What?
@kito8613 жыл бұрын
Will do
@ferrox8421 Жыл бұрын
This guy spent more time in barter menus in a 15 minute speed run then I did in a 50 hour playthrough
@valman68663 жыл бұрын
Me: feels sad of knowing that when i kill an ebony warrior, my adventure actually will end Speedrunners:
@wizardcat44233 жыл бұрын
You killed the ebony warrior and nazeem in 15 minutes. What a legend
@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro74663 жыл бұрын
He just hates black people 😩😩😩
@NotAHologram3 жыл бұрын
@@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466 nah, just nazeem. Everyone hates him. Even his wife.
@h4zrd963 жыл бұрын
@@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466 please tell me this is satire
@wizardcat44233 жыл бұрын
@@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466 play skyrim. Go to whitrun. Find nazeem. He's one of the jack assess that messed with the stolk market.
@thesfnb.57863 жыл бұрын
I need to watch some Kill Nadeem speedrun!
@TasTheWatcher3 жыл бұрын
speedrunners must be balanced on that fine line between crazy and genius
@toxicmasculinity57773 жыл бұрын
I would like to believe crazy and genius are one and the same
@friendlyplayer923 жыл бұрын
@@toxicmasculinity5777 to average joe genius might seem crazy so i think youre onto something here
@howdoinamemychannel67673 жыл бұрын
No they snorted it
@RyotaMitarai3 жыл бұрын
I believe if you said 'crazy' to a geniuses, they'll take it as a compliment.
@joemama-kj7qx11 ай бұрын
The nazeem kill was true perfection
@jonghooyuk3 жыл бұрын
The court wizard when he sees the Dragonborn commit acts against the laws of the universe:must’ve been the wind
@sul.79003 жыл бұрын
Adrianne Avenicci, I've come to bargain.
@alieldeenyasser74063 жыл бұрын
Dormamu: First time?!
@impg88013 жыл бұрын
The fact that Glitches are apart a normal play through has made Skyrim the only game where I don’t get confused during speed runs.
@antoniosateriale2076 Жыл бұрын
Love how he suddenly went into a serial murder spree at the end for no reason.
@knatspray9 ай бұрын
I like the idea of a guy walking into a shop and paying a lady to talk about alchemy, and then gets increasingly buffer the longer the conversation goes on.
@thechairman13173 жыл бұрын
2:24 I just love how he floats off the horse and combat music starts.
@hydrophant Жыл бұрын
Bro that's his music now
@supersecret4899 Жыл бұрын
Perfect timing
@bionicdragon5 Жыл бұрын
*The Dragonborn comes.*
@vb1280 Жыл бұрын
Just like ymfah's videos
@zacharymesecke96383 жыл бұрын
What I learnt: Saving and loading in skyrim is broken as heck
@qxtyoko81673 жыл бұрын
Until you tryna legit play skyrim and the save files gets fucked
@zacharymesecke96383 жыл бұрын
@@qxtyoko8167 broken
@deepblume66113 жыл бұрын
Thats why i have 5 alternating save files for one character, pretty effective
@nekosalad83083 жыл бұрын
@@deepblume6611 i have 130
@deepblume66113 жыл бұрын
@@nekosalad8308 you're a mad man😂
@coldestfire34742 жыл бұрын
2:27 I love how the music immediately picks up after launched
@nanosum110 ай бұрын
Loved this! Thank you very much for the upload 🙏
@levelmake77583 жыл бұрын
“It just works.” - Todd Howard
@teddyjones66172 жыл бұрын
He snorted some salt baked cod then made an iron dagger that could rip the fabric of space and Nazeem still insults him.
@hebercluff16652 жыл бұрын
🎶 oversized open worlds, it just woooorks🎶
@Barracood3 жыл бұрын
*I love the fact that after defeating the Ebony Warrior he just starts stabbing everyone around for no reason*
@jun_jona Жыл бұрын
No one like this comment anymore
@whitesaintatarmaon5766 Жыл бұрын
@@jun_jona just did that
@jun_jona Жыл бұрын
Was trying to keep it at 69 likes...
@shockedcurve4533 жыл бұрын
Official slogans of this run: “I think I can teach you a thing or two.” “Will do” *potion making sounds*
@possumwithacowboyhat51402 жыл бұрын
This is… art. In its purest and most expressive form.
@williamfrimodigmartinsson42243 жыл бұрын
DO YOU GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT VERY OFTEN? OH WHAT AM I SAY- UGHHH *dies* Perfect ending lol
@oscargonzalez35993 жыл бұрын
Dragon born: Hello do you have a knife that I could buy? Merchant: sorry we are out of those *get punch and reload* Merchant: I have this simple iron knife.
@shalizzle7933 жыл бұрын
“My inventory has restocked due to pain.”
@blakethomas1013 Жыл бұрын
I did not expect that. In the entire time of playing Skyrim. Well played… well played
@plague86383 жыл бұрын
I love how nearly none of the comments talk about how he fuckin becomes sonic via horse
@MikeDindu3 жыл бұрын
"Kill Nazeem any%" is the best category of speed run there is. Change my mind
@italianfatman2 жыл бұрын
Can’t change your mind if I completely agree with you
@indrickboreale7381 Жыл бұрын
"Kill Heimskr any%" is fine as well
@Marcelelias113 жыл бұрын
"How to achieve CHIM and fuck up the most powerful living warrior in Tamriel in less than two seconds"
@Factory26_11 ай бұрын
2:00 that fucking killed me, him jumping fast and the battle music at the same time lmao
@eaglestryker13382 жыл бұрын
Jenassa: "I've seen you grow so much in the last 10 minutes".
@steampoweredmaniac53593 жыл бұрын
Here’s a 14 min long tutorial on how to get started. Now you are ready to play Skyrim.
@skeleblazed3 жыл бұрын
I thought this speedrun would be from years ago. Glad to see someone is still splitting this game wide open
@edpadua91422 жыл бұрын
New Title: How to become the Ebony Warrior in 14:27
@Evanburtis8 ай бұрын
I have the same disc. Same account, only to hit level 60 since I acquired the game in 2012. The only cool thing I’ve done is give my companion the giant club. Me while I could have done this. Just to make everything a little bit easier. Well done, this hit my teen years right in the chest. Wow 15 minutes to be so powerful is unreal. I truly do hold the belief that this is one of the best games ever offered and made. Well done and awesome video!
@dvireli55243 жыл бұрын
16:45 when he spots nazeem i lost my shit for some reason
@videofudge2 жыл бұрын
Same
@jorjo10612 жыл бұрын
@Aastav Choudhary cuz people don’t like Nazeem he’s puffed up and ignorant
@keeganpogue18563 жыл бұрын
Dang dude, that powerleveling is on point! Whenever I need to powerlevel, I dupe the diadem of the savant from outside Frokis Shack, then use the werewolf+follower glitch to equip 20 at once. That makes all spells free. Then I use telekinesis (found in red water den) and fast travel to instantly level alteration to 100. Repeat. Yeah, I think your way is better.
@ulamogtheinfinitegyre20213 жыл бұрын
The secret of arcana is a good substitute if you don't wanna use glitches, but you need to wait a day each time sadly
@Coqui233 жыл бұрын
There is a faster way I use But it involves doing the restoration loop glitch U make a potion that is insanely high tons or u duplicate with the duplication glitch Now u have a tons of high valuable potions to sell to a merchant to level Speech skill countless times U can make gold or if u wanna make it quick just sell even u don’t get any gold but u still get speech level
@saladmancer48023 жыл бұрын
@@ulamogtheinfinitegyre2021 could just cast muffle
@ryancondon22463 жыл бұрын
How do u get the infinite gold???
@saladmancer48023 жыл бұрын
@@ryancondon2246 that my friend isn't so easy when you sell the infinity potions but you could make a bunch if ones that influence buy and sell prices and just use it whenever you wish to go on a selling spree. You'll want to punch the Merchant after selling your stuff then reload a save you did before punching to reload the merchants inventory, after all that you'll wanna use strength on the truck, move it by walking into it, and there you'll find Mew.
@dokbluejay5026 Жыл бұрын
"The time has come." This guy: "So you have chosen death."
@claytonsmith12292 жыл бұрын
doctor: "You have 15 minutes to live." Waz: "Ebony Warrior has 15 minutes to live as well."
@raccoonloca25863 жыл бұрын
This man beats the ebony warrior in 14 minutes yet it takes me 19 real life days to get to level 70.
@BlueLighteningGojo3 жыл бұрын
The power of mods.
@jimbo03863 жыл бұрын
@@BlueLighteningGojo what mods
@milkbookcase37373 жыл бұрын
@@jimbo0386 cheat room
@beanboy49003 жыл бұрын
@@milkbookcase3737 he isn't even using cheat room tho
@baddestdegree15183 жыл бұрын
You can also do this in a less tricky way, in helgen. When you get to the cave with the bear, there's a moment where whoever you chose to go with will be sitting still waiting for you to start killing the bear. There, you can actually farm the person you're with with sneak attacks and such. It's not too fast, but you can comfortably get to level 80 with a day or so