That's how the song goes right? "Work it harder, make it cheaper, do it faster, makes us richer"
@mlogan2k2 Жыл бұрын
Dollar after dollar, our coffers runneth over
@Groobl Жыл бұрын
"Never needed maintenance because they ran on Linux" dying
@MaciejowPL Жыл бұрын
Or when it breaks somehow just Find that 700 year old thread and it's all there
@5505daniel Жыл бұрын
Of cringe...
@KopitioBozynski Жыл бұрын
@@5505daniel I'd rather die of cringe over bankruptcy because the latest overpriced apple product decided to stop working because something looked at it too hard.
@gadricgadwind Жыл бұрын
@@KopitioBozynski dont you know looking at too hard voids the warrenty, it was all there it the 400 page agreement you signed by clicking next during device setup so you could use the phone you already paid for.
@9LiveEmpire Жыл бұрын
@@gadricgadwind don't forget that now that the warranty is void you own them your first born too
@abrahamsorby8193 Жыл бұрын
Krid leader- "We will take your planet" Humanity-"And we're gonna make so many movies about how you tried!!"
@henrygibbons2354 Жыл бұрын
Inside every Krid is a human waiting to come out.
@ArchonSG1 Жыл бұрын
" ...because they ran on Linux .." Goddamn ... almost spilled coffee through my nose! 😂
@Caldoric Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure there's going to be a "part 2" to this, it doesn't feel like it's truly over yet. The humans have only just gotten started...
@imjang2430 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, i feel like it's been cut or something
@smaragdwolf1 Жыл бұрын
on Earth, Linux is the backbone of the global Network. In Space, it becomes the undying Monument of humanity. These Systems will run for Centuries XD
@davidvincent5701 Жыл бұрын
In a weird way this story is a analogy of American business and politics policies. Anyone else notice that Agro thumb nails are changing to reflect the generation of anime. 1980's is considered the birth period of the group.
@Bhisma44 Жыл бұрын
Pm I'll
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
i had much the same thought although not just american. it's many layered
@wolfgangkranek376 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant. Started ironic and funny, but did get somewhat dark in the end.
@Maddog3060 Жыл бұрын
And now Agro deploys the anime chicks. Truly a seminal moment in the history of future's past.
@mikehenthorn1778 Жыл бұрын
So the krit awoken the 2nd mother and her son Mark 19. Then the Gurkhas get to play. I will just sit here and eat popcorn
@orlandobritt1460 Жыл бұрын
Human: We will not bankrupt you. everyone: shut up and take my money.
@calvingreene90 Жыл бұрын
And then the Krid doomed themselves by committing an atrocity.
@TechnoMageB5 Жыл бұрын
The humans accepted it as a challenge. Remember: "We can do it cheaper." When that is the operating basis of the group you are fighting, be very careful of the tactics you select against them, as they will likely be reflected back on you _more._
@HalIOfFamer Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite lines of all fiction is "a mobile mech with enough firepower to destroy or severely damage another mech of the same weight class or lower" Because good enough is often perfect.
@imjang2430 Жыл бұрын
Uh... I don't really understand, but i agree 😄👍
@HalIOfFamer Жыл бұрын
@@imjang2430 you should. In fact, you are missing out. Lemme point you to the channel of "black pants legion" specifically to the video about the Warhammer (not to be confused with the Warhammer fictional universe)
@jgkitarel6 ай бұрын
Perfect is the enemy of good enough. Something our militaries have learned the hard way. And for all that even we like to rag on our own military spending in the States, the equipment isn't designed to be some kind of perfect, it's designed to be good enough to take down what the other side claims to have. It's not our fault that they were lying about their capabilities and we took it at face value. If anything, we took the capabilities of those systems to be slightly better than they were claimed to be, because that's what we would do.
@TranslucentHistory Жыл бұрын
For The Algorithm, For the Story, For the Community!
@TechnoMageB5 Жыл бұрын
Vs. The Krids: First, Wolfpack attacks; Then, guerrilla tactics; Then, strategic sacrifices and stealth to return the favor of world annihilation at over double their rate. All run on Linux. 🤣 All made faster and cheaper than the enemy, though not better - but implemented better. Superior economic resource management. Love it.
@OffSatan Жыл бұрын
You telling me that one of our greatest achivements as a species is creating a Dell computer?
@grogvaughan5649 Жыл бұрын
Would you rather it be a Lenovo Chromebook ?!?
@NarwhaI95 Жыл бұрын
I am a simple man, I see anime girl I click. For the algorithm!
@chrisheard5727 Жыл бұрын
For teh squirrel.
@Wyatt125 Жыл бұрын
Same
@widdershins5383 Жыл бұрын
Do you click on absolutely everything the ? Lol
@NarwhaI95 Жыл бұрын
@@widdershins5383 e v e r y t h I n g
@erushi5503 Жыл бұрын
@@NarwhaI95 You are a man of culture
@anathardayaldar Жыл бұрын
Quantity has a quality all it's own. - JS
@donaldscholand4617 Жыл бұрын
The downfall of the "Lizard People"!
@allenmorgan1007 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!
@victortahlor4038 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the reading
@cheezmonta Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a true story from WW2. After D-day, a division of German forces captured a supply convoy and found chocolate cake, a whole truck of it. It was at that moment the commanders knew the war was lost. Their logistics couldn't supply enough rations or bullets only a few hundred miles to the front. While America had the leeway to send luxuries like fresh baked goods to the front.
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash Жыл бұрын
know thy self... and for every battle you win ,you lose one.. know both yourself and your foes... and even as you lose battles you shall reign supreme in war...
@giarnovanzeijl399 Жыл бұрын
Strategy may win the battle, but logistics wins the war.
@jgkitarel6 ай бұрын
Yup. More armies, nations, and empires have been defeated due to their logistics failing. And that failing of logistics inevitably tended to lead to those decisive battles that cost them the war.
@alexispalangeo86439 ай бұрын
Humanity basically: Sure, you have the crown, but we have the kingdom behind us. What use is your crown, when you've nothing to rule?
@MidnightSmoke Жыл бұрын
Work smarter, not harder. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
@ladyrayne9706 Жыл бұрын
Vindacaters 92!!!!!!! I only see vindacaters as a Rick and Morty nodd and cheered (D)
@leightondoswell4536 ай бұрын
This was a super funny story. Thank you 😂❤🎉
@ArlindoBuriti Жыл бұрын
VINDICATORS 92: REBIRTH ORIGINS: THE SOFT REBOOT... lets go xD
@RealArcalian Жыл бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Jack of all trade, master of none or, Brand X Linux! HAHAHAHAHA A KFC on every planet
@JonBurgin11 ай бұрын
I LOL'd a few times with this one. Very well written.
@robertalexander5892 Жыл бұрын
"duct tape boxes".. 🤣🤣
@kurtismiller9544 Жыл бұрын
LoL got to love Linux!
@LHCB6 Жыл бұрын
Thumbs up just for the Linux excerpt
@nocx4592 Жыл бұрын
*Humanity has won a culture victory*
@jamesappling1212 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like what America did to the French😂😂🤣🤣
@anarchyandempires5452 Жыл бұрын
Vindicators 93 was the best in the series and I will fight anyone who disagrees with me!!!!! And no I don't care how good "After school 3" was, it's not part of the vindicators Series, that was a cinematic adaptation of a book expansion to a Hentai videogame based on a fanfiction! Saying that it's part of the series is as stupid as saying that Twilight is part of the Harry Potter franchise!
@j.p.vanbolhuis8678 Жыл бұрын
But lets be honest the Vindicator series is unrealistic as clearly evidenced by the small group tactics shown in CoD Galactic Warfare. Ballistic arc weaponry has severe advantages to line of sight only. (as shown by use of the plasma grenades, either thrown, or fired and ricochetted around corners). Vindicators completely loses sight of this elemental fact.
@guardianofthetoasters2323 Жыл бұрын
God the gatekeeping on this community, this is exactly why you guys still living in your mom's 3rd degree space habitat.
@j.p.vanbolhuis8678 Жыл бұрын
@@guardianofthetoasters2323 Why is always that you people directly start involving peoples mothers? Bad experience in their own youth i guess. After all one speaks about what one knows... (OOC lets not start a flame war over fake :) )
@shawnlowery62463 ай бұрын
1989. Good year.
@joliti Жыл бұрын
so the in the future we adopt the Chinese way.
@specter3983 Жыл бұрын
Like the thumbnail
@purevert Жыл бұрын
So It's only after the year of linux that we became a space faring civilization. Really makes you wonder tho if in about 200 years there would be someone looking up old mailing lists to find out how and why we did things the way we are doing now. Damn this is hitting way closer to the heart than in the middle, we just erased their culture like we did to many of ours.
@bandiras2 Жыл бұрын
Retreat hell episode 20 is out!
@BrunoMaricFromZagreb Жыл бұрын
Who's the one who's making the artworks? Are they the same ones who did the thumbnail on the "the last Terran" series?
@neuromancer8796 Жыл бұрын
Midjourny
@VeliusWav Жыл бұрын
@@neuromancer8796 Do they keep a gallery of their work anywhere? It's a really nice style.
@kotsue123 Жыл бұрын
@@VeliusWav its an AI image generator. Personally, unsubing. I can't support its use.
@Nerthos Жыл бұрын
It's AI generation, see the weird mechanical bits on the chestpieces, the loose hair loop on the right girl and the incomprehensible tool the left girl is "holding" with her knuckles. Decent as a thumbnail though, it's something you only notice when you pay attention. Ironic that people would be offended at AI images on a sci-fi channel.
@supremecaffeine2633 Жыл бұрын
@@kotsue123 At least comd up with a better reason...
@baron-von-masky Жыл бұрын
In the thumbnail, is the pink haired girl aelita from code lyoko? Because she looks very similar
@Nerthos Жыл бұрын
It's an AI composition so it might have some bits of pics of her in the samples.
@baron-von-masky Жыл бұрын
@@Nerthos thank you for letting me know
@elfeater1760 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm11!
@ivanwrsong4792 Жыл бұрын
So basically we're the Tediore of the Galaxy?
@sethb3090 Жыл бұрын
So all of these experts lost because they were never willing to make anything but expensive products?
@benjamintherogue2421 Жыл бұрын
Humanity's strength: Not being a collectivist species and letting individuals do their own thing.
@Hellsong89 Жыл бұрын
Well commies try and fail trying to force collectivism.
@guardianofthetoasters23236 ай бұрын
Ah yes the vid that introduce me to hfy
@deussalt4479 Жыл бұрын
I want see more from this universe.
@JonBurgin11 ай бұрын
Brahaha the Teleron... I think you spelled Terran Federal Employee wrong!
@doggo6517 Жыл бұрын
Humans are space Americans
@doggo6517 Жыл бұрын
and the second half: Humans are space Vietnamese
@Sorain1 Жыл бұрын
@@doggo6517 Well, honestly, you'd face the same problems with an occupation of America. A lot of guns, a lot of people who know how to use them, and a culture that only ever unites when there is a clear outsider everyone dislikes to work against.
@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 Жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@klappstock943 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
@GarlicAvenger Жыл бұрын
I'm gonna need a Thumbnail source my guys. Would look great as a wallpaper on my new rig.
@Dragoon-flys Жыл бұрын
If you don't mind me asking, where do you get your art for the thumbnails?
@Vortex-7358 Жыл бұрын
i think he mentioned ai art generators in the past
@Elmithian Жыл бұрын
@@Vortex-7358 I want to know what art generator, what tags and such. Since that art style feels particularly appealing to me and as someone that writes, this style works very well.
@crashstudi0s Жыл бұрын
Hey, where can I get the art?
@martisendrell9305 Жыл бұрын
you tell us that thumb nail artist now bro
@AgroSquerril Жыл бұрын
AI MidJourney
@colin8696908 Жыл бұрын
hey guy's I'm new to the channel, could someone clarify how these episodes are ordered. I started on 1498 from about 8 months ago do I just keep moving up by year or by episodes labled "Humans are Space Orcs " or is all of this just part of the "first contact" playlist series and every story in that playlist is part of the main story.
@Akorune Жыл бұрын
I honestly have no idea it doesn't matter either since there is no order unless it says (part )
@anathardayaldar Жыл бұрын
Take those numbers as a reference system and not a sequence. There is no assumed order to them unless stated otherwise.
@giarnovanzeijl399 Жыл бұрын
The numbers are upload order. Unless it specifically states it's part of a series they say nothing except what order agro made em.
@chrisdufresne9359 Жыл бұрын
Humans are space orcs is the main way to recognize these episodes. They go up numerically and he has entire Playlists based around the numbers. For example, 1 to 100 is its own Playlist. 101 to 200 and so on.
@wananops11 ай бұрын
Kentucky Fried local avian
@mikehenthorn1778 Жыл бұрын
We asked afghan and Vietnam how to win. Then we just let the get to work.
@Hellsong89 Жыл бұрын
Ou god.. are we turning into Chinese in space age?