u should do superbowl history moments that don't exist

SOMEONE GET THAT MAN A FIDGET TOY

Most unhinged episode yet. Keep it up boys and a girl.

big fan of the new segments boys, tire swing at my grandmas house when i was 4 and she put a face on the tree that always scared me

Lauren WIll and Rusty need to start a band and play covers of rap songs

Cookie dough Michael Jackson’s death on the news while my mom was eating pizza rolls with mustard

U guys should do celebrity interview moments that don’t exist

Blue moon stained glass lamp shade

at 20:20 i've got a fun fact, the term jaywalking comes from the actual birds called jays because there was some stereotype that jays are crazy so jaywalking basically means crazy walking

Highlight of my week. Thanks boys

good way to start off the morning, thanks boys!

First time I’m finding about will missing the call bc of the time change, the best part is I rushed around to make the earlier call 😂

hey boyz just making sure yall check if your safety is off, S/O rustys slang word visions

Cookie dough & cutting down an Xmas tree with my dad

You should start asking for Am I the Asshole as pitch submission from the FOP’s

Cookies and cream running through a hallway in my old home in my underwear, can y’all do a segment where you blaze up and smoke some zaza

just do a segment of character names and their dating profile bios, just to get the wheels moving on the names; Tonya Lasagna, Jolanda Peeples, Tate Grabher, Trafton, kevin hurts, Chaf, Trafton, Jabe.

I'm so confused. . . Liam looks off again? Emily too, something different

Rusty’s sense of logic is downright wild.

2 years old walking through my grandma’s living room pantsless unable to find my underwear. Butter Pecan.

Real Thomas Jefferson vibes with rusty here

Strawberry cheesecake. Watching daddy daycare in a minivan and being scared when eddie murphy wore a broccoli costume.

also 43:24 there's actually a coaster at canada's wonderland called the bat lol

Will's day has been ruined by one soggy pouch

BUISNESS PITCH: we all agree that grease is yucky. You just finished cooking some delectable bacon but now you have a bunch of nasty grease in the pan, the landlord gets mad when you dump the grease in his grass, and you cant pour it down the sink cause it hurts the pipes feelings. Well, im here to untroduce you to: The grease sink. Installed in every house, car, and apartment is a special sink designed specifically for you to dump your grease into. Even better, the grease is put directly into the grave of a dead person you dont like. Now you never have to put the disgusting grease into all of your precious mason jars, and your landlord won't cry whenever you ruin his lawn. Please invest in the grease sink immediately.

Mornin fellas n fellettes

100% agree with Rusty about the Chiefs and Taylor Swift

sorry for tagging so many timestamps i feel like a weirdo but willy's idea at 44:37 is stellar. imagine a trivia ride like that but its based on the show cash cab but instead its crash cab so instead of winning money when you get the questions right you plummet hundreds of feet when you get it wrong lmao

Chocolate chip cookie dough riding dinosaurs in a dream

mint chocolate chip waking up on easter morning when i was like three ps. u read my pitch a couple episodes ago and karp *is* my real last name :)

Morning boys

Jaywalking was decriminalized this year in CA

Butter pecan, Steelers winning Super Bowl XL

Chocolate fudge brownie and wondering if I’m supposed to swallow the spit that forms in my mouth

Whiplash is just the ninja at six flags over Georgia

Rusty the bottom of the zyn can has a little space you can put your used Zyns

if this podcast has zero playmates I am dead

Extreme moose tracks and my dad drilling

shoutout greenville let’s go

Vanilla and eating a dinosaur cake

Butter crunch, puking up a pink hostess sno ball on my 4th birthday

Moose tracks and sitting in a cardboard box in my kitchen

coffee oreo and seeing Fellowship of the Ring in theaters when I was 2

vanilla, watching madagascar 2 in cinema with my father

Not my Cole✊

Phish Food. Sitting in a brown chair.

Rock chalk baby

Peanut butter ice cream and I watched my neighbor pee her pants at the playground

Dear producer lady, your potassium may be low. Eat more banana no more eye twitch

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caramel my brother telling me he was 14 he knew how to wash the window

Honestly a bold statement but this pod>Will n Liam. There I said it….

Lauren’s voice sounds like her name is Lauren

damn that was so grain

This is clickbait

jayhawk mentioned 🫡

Real Thomas Jefferson vibes with rusty here