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Schlatt and the boys give some more presentations.
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The Jackbox Party Pack is a fun time when Schlatt and the boys get together. It's like watching Bob Ross but worse! Watch Schlatt and SwaggerSouls and Kryoz and Charborg draw funny versions of Schlatt in Champed Up, like Schlagg, Schluddle, Schlakers, Schquidward, etc., and also drop bars in Mad Verse City. We have fun here folks! No, none of us are dating (the new dating show with Schlatt and Minx is coming soon) or playing Minecraft 1.16 challenges (although I sure wish we were - think of the views!) We're simply a bunch of friends making funny moments compilations with each other.
Yes, I copied and pasted that from last time cuz it got a lot of views and this is basically the same video again. It's just business! Charborg, SwaggerSouls, Kryoz, JustaMinx and 24framesofnick join us this time to give fun presentations in Talking Points and Patently Stupid. Watch as the men talk about Corpse Husband and how Egirls are Ruining my Life! and also how he chokes me like he loves me or something I don't know. Well anyways I'm gonna go now bye
Also Minx joins this episode of Jackbox, where Schlatt and Minx are cute together and also hot together or something.
Yes, I copy pasted that again. This is getting too easy
@jschlattLIVE 3 жыл бұрын
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@isekeira7845 3 жыл бұрын
Okay
@blackbob1576 3 жыл бұрын
Nice ! -I will definitely check that out-
@fabion1716 3 жыл бұрын
Nah Edit:ok maybe
@harilosian 3 жыл бұрын
When you
@isekeira7845 3 жыл бұрын
@@blackbob1576 nope I was HAHAHAHA
@themadkraken1912 3 жыл бұрын
Swagger's "Stutter" bit harkens back memories of his Brain Rot masterpiece.
@BunnyStarTelevision 3 жыл бұрын
YES
@lamalonmon8625 3 жыл бұрын
“ b-b-b-b-b-brain rot! “
@SarahSmith-tn2jm 3 жыл бұрын
my thoughts exactly
@theamazingspiderwuss4236 3 жыл бұрын
@@lamalonmon8625 m-m-mmmmoooonKEYYYY MOOOONNNKEEEYYYYYYY. BRAIN HERE NO NO BRAIN NO BRAIIIIN. What a modern poet
@lamalonmon8625 3 жыл бұрын
@@theamazingspiderwuss4236 beautiful, my favorite sentence of “ The joys of being a victim of brain rot. “
@pokemonteaml 3 жыл бұрын
“Who needs women” Schlatt: “now you have my attention”
@technoraver99 3 жыл бұрын
some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@bakefacep6148 3 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmmm
@justinwentworth1467 3 жыл бұрын
Saw your profile pic and thought it was my comment lol
@spirituallydead2671 3 жыл бұрын
hardtrance goa channel 1995 - 2003 that was an entire essay and no one actually read it all lmao
@aceglass4020 3 жыл бұрын
@@spirituallydead2671 I read it and regret it
@chinstonsworstshill3937 3 жыл бұрын
"Futa?" "Like the cheese?" I'm pretty sure it's futaccine.
@joshuaherrmann6426 3 жыл бұрын
E
@willy9473 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshuaherrmann6426 E
@FileCorruption 3 жыл бұрын
More like futanari
@ASteadyForce 3 жыл бұрын
@@FileCorruption Has anyone seen the subtlety recently? I can’t seem to find it
@RedPawner 3 жыл бұрын
@Kristian Mestousis Ναι, και εγώ
@Ughhhhs 3 жыл бұрын
I've never laughed so hard at a suicide joke when schaltt said find god
@jesussfavoriteginger699 3 жыл бұрын
Same man
@theGrimsi 8 ай бұрын
I started wheezing
@Tman_Hall 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm a woman in a funny competition against five men" That got me
@hmm6006 3 жыл бұрын
@Joshua EdwinRoehl ?
@colliejoy1235 3 жыл бұрын
Are u saying that woman can’t be funny???!! HUH???!! THIS IS AGIAN PROOF THAT JSCHLAGG IS OPRESSON AND SPRADENG IT TO OTHERSS!!!!
@jubbusbubbus 3 жыл бұрын
@@colliejoy1235 Schlagg is love, Schlagg is life. I’m glad you accept that at least.
@colliejoy1235 3 жыл бұрын
@@jubbusbubbus wot de FOCK! Get out of ur false mibtset and open ur eyws! YIFF! You mak me so angry I wanna bark at you! ARF ARF YIFF YIFF Uwu!
@jubbusbubbus 3 жыл бұрын
@@colliejoy1235 oh god you’re a real aggressive puppy. OH LOOK, HERES A BONE! GO FETCH! *throws bone*
@IronChinFatih 3 жыл бұрын
Jschlatt saying "attaboy" is so wholesome and heartwarming. Edit: timestamp is at 11:58 thanks for @Braedylane for that
@sara-li5ou 3 жыл бұрын
i know especially to like tubbo
@Maxwellish 3 жыл бұрын
don’t know about that one lul
@marleeno.1741 3 жыл бұрын
time stamp?
@turquoisemoon8453 3 жыл бұрын
Where
@marleeno.1741 3 жыл бұрын
@@laneslaned thank you!!
@questionnotscott8389 3 жыл бұрын
Swaggersouls: *stutters* KZfaq auto-generated subtitles: *music*
@confused3625 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@FilmBucket 3 жыл бұрын
his "p-p-p e-e ple" was fire tho
@TeenWithACarrotIDK 3 жыл бұрын
“It tell me”
@lepurpleboi3266 3 жыл бұрын
Could possibly turn any of the stutters into a beat
@syndrodome 3 жыл бұрын
yes, his voice is always music to my ears
@deadlyorange96 3 жыл бұрын
I love how careless schlatt is with being offensive
@-sgsdfhdhhdt 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. And then theres the snowflake morons on twitter trying to cancel him
@ammagon4519 3 жыл бұрын
"Schlatt is the only good racist"
@carvel9916 3 жыл бұрын
@@ammagon4519 LMAO
@retropixl5177 3 жыл бұрын
He *is* dark humor
@deadlyorange96 3 жыл бұрын
@@retropixl5177 he is darker side humor
@harilosian 3 жыл бұрын
Man really started it off with “the most child friendly people I know” lmao
@complicated1574 3 жыл бұрын
k dood
@liamkerekes4906 3 жыл бұрын
@@Okay1 mhmm.
@sharko3211 3 жыл бұрын
OH NO
@Reaconteur 3 жыл бұрын
Is Carson there
@beforegrim 3 жыл бұрын
grandpa slips in black tar heroin in the birthday card
@ONE-vt1fz 3 жыл бұрын
Just wanted to point out The only person who voted for “minx’s ugly ass voice” Was minx
@tensebug 3 жыл бұрын
gottem
@irok1 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, someone likes being degraded
@jaypegasi3769 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, a self burn, those are rare
@thekeyandthegate4093 3 жыл бұрын
Leave it to the woman to be conceited and self centered smh 😤😤😤
@goldmagikarp9579 3 жыл бұрын
@@thekeyandthegate4093 I I don’t think she was being conceited there dude
@biggoggy7991 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t listen to minx without hearing “tennis ball throw it against the wall”
@captainanon6849 3 жыл бұрын
Can I stab my Whiteclaw?
@The_Milkman9 3 жыл бұрын
It helps me forget that I have cancer...
@xXMindSoulXx Жыл бұрын
not as low as the prices at walmart
@bookofpayne 3 жыл бұрын
I was a little worried about the pope while Jschlatt was sitting there in his chair, just doing nothing. Who's saying the prayers if schlatt is just sitting there?
@pissapocalypse Жыл бұрын
He has an Igor
@earlysteven123 3 жыл бұрын
“Dream breathed so I don’t have to anymore”
@heardemsayy 3 жыл бұрын
*ties noose*
@gana7206 3 жыл бұрын
Thats what he said 😂
@MuzikBike 3 жыл бұрын
4:24
@drayleepful 3 жыл бұрын
#dreamsharted
@papi5130 2 жыл бұрын
@@drayleepful #dreamsharted
@dankmwan 3 жыл бұрын
"child friendly" the three women in 1999: 💀💀💀
@Turbosak 3 жыл бұрын
They joined the others in the backyard
@aiden9576 3 жыл бұрын
1999*
@Mosslistic 3 жыл бұрын
Were they children though? I think not.
@xxstellastarlightxx9284 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@bunnee1053 3 жыл бұрын
I mean i thought of one specific person 😀
@caitries7421 3 жыл бұрын
minx is so underrated lmao
@fettacheese3001 3 жыл бұрын
Your pfp is gillian you have my respect
@superlolgal555 3 жыл бұрын
She's my favorite sexist.
@foxboyo420 3 жыл бұрын
yes she is
@Stella.22g 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes she does too much unfunny stuff imo
@Jacksonyuur 3 жыл бұрын
Over rated
@cool_username07 3 жыл бұрын
14:34 the duality of man
@cool_username07 3 жыл бұрын
@ThyPeasantSlayer real
@tinyperson4864 3 жыл бұрын
"My forehead isn't that big" "Neither is your chest honey" *I felt that one all the way from America*
@OogieBoogiesLair 3 жыл бұрын
The way he said the insult then hesitated on "honey" made it funnier
@meow.610 3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@marcell3891 3 жыл бұрын
@@meow.610 9:38
@meow.610 3 жыл бұрын
@@marcell3891 thank you
@TheRealityWarper08 3 жыл бұрын
#Flatjustice
@DolanDarker 3 жыл бұрын
Dream really breathed?
@TechnicallyRenz 3 жыл бұрын
Hi Dolan!
@wahyudyatmika5119 3 жыл бұрын
#dreamconvertso2toco2
@ElRicoVonQuelloIII 3 жыл бұрын
Up vote
@olle1041 3 жыл бұрын
IMAGINE BEING A FUCKIN' DUCK LMFAO
@torontoalberteinersnichel3506 3 жыл бұрын
No
@Aloneon_Mars8754 2 жыл бұрын
14:40 There are two types of people here
@bosha6654 3 жыл бұрын
I am personally offended the text to speech joke didn't win.
@masterspork3735 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt is taking so many sponsors I think he's actually going to run for president
@littlechi7738 3 жыл бұрын
He should he would make a great one right?
@racctti 3 жыл бұрын
@@littlechi7738 yeah, he probably would make a great president!
@ruttedmammal4255 3 жыл бұрын
@@racctti dreamsmp flashbacks
@potatoguy5552 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely gonna be better then Obama tho
@jestaplushgal3528 3 жыл бұрын
this election was brought to you by our sponsor- NORDVPN
@devrimsikora9967 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that schlatt genuinley doesn’t care about his sponsor is hilarious
@fishyalt2 3 жыл бұрын
@Joshua EdwinRoehl what was the point of that
@justas423 3 жыл бұрын
@@fishyalt2 being an ass.
@iitsmuri 3 жыл бұрын
@@fishyalt2 thankyou for warning me
@fishyalt2 3 жыл бұрын
@@iitsmuri ur welcome
@fishyalt2 3 жыл бұрын
@@justas423 HEY HEY IT WAS RANDOM AND INCONVENIENT JEEZ MAN
@dragonwings5134 3 жыл бұрын
11:33 minx is the only one who voted for "minx's ugly ass voice" lmao
@KaiserFritt0 2 жыл бұрын
8:22 Kryoz's absolute brain-rot moment with his avatar picture in-game are perfectly balanced
@knight2_1 3 жыл бұрын
“Who needs women?” ~ Minx, probably a woman
@halfpace1462 3 жыл бұрын
I dont know about that one chief
@Yvngtaiya 3 жыл бұрын
~ minx, probably not a woman
@user-wm9un1dd8y 3 жыл бұрын
~ Minx, possibly a woman
@degabruh_ 3 жыл бұрын
Minx is a man
@eraykaan 3 жыл бұрын
allegedly
@caiyleeelol664 3 жыл бұрын
I got the most child friendly people” First drawing: *baby gun*
@justvibing7851 3 жыл бұрын
I see you also watched the same video
@colliejoy1235 3 жыл бұрын
IT WAS ALIE! HE LIED TO US!!! THESE PROPKE ARE JUST AS OPPRESSIVE AS HE IS!!!!
@jubbusbubbus 3 жыл бұрын
@@colliejoy1235 what’s a propke?
@curioticgamer1723 3 жыл бұрын
It also had yellow liquid coming out of its mouth
@lyrxcz2xd261 3 жыл бұрын
@@colliejoy1235 who is he oppressing. Also learn to type right and with out the cap lock on
@johnweber4504 2 жыл бұрын
minx's sigh of regret at 12:10, as if it took her this long to realize men are fucking stupid and we love it
@shortsentral 3 жыл бұрын
14:16. The moment that birthed a new era
@espinita. 3 жыл бұрын
Minx has made a living out of being bullied and I love that
@Cowmaize 3 жыл бұрын
My highschool dream come true
@sirdigsalo1 3 жыл бұрын
I just feel terrible D:
@espinita. 3 жыл бұрын
@@sirdigsalo1 same ngl but she seems to like it
@sirdigsalo1 3 жыл бұрын
@@espinita. I mean yes, but I hope she knows, or that others let her know that she's rather wonderful.
@Man-qq2em 3 жыл бұрын
@@sirdigsalo1 Get ready to be called a simp by a bunch of redditors.
@okTibi 3 жыл бұрын
Says “Child friendly” at the beginning of the video, like we don’t know what schlatt did in 1999
@complicated1574 3 жыл бұрын
k
@complicated1574 3 жыл бұрын
dood
@smallbrain6616 3 жыл бұрын
back in 1999...
@jamesstringer8077 3 жыл бұрын
*1999
@ikandoit 3 жыл бұрын
It was very “child friendly”
@SuidicalRaccoon 2 жыл бұрын
6:18 how did that fail, it was so well executed
@yourlocalarsehole1196 Жыл бұрын
Because they voted for minx
@madmilk762 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt in the thumbnail has the smoothest face I've ever seen him have. Which means he's always contorting his face in the strangest ways.
@gerardoledezma4126 3 жыл бұрын
When is JSchlatt ever not dangerous?!
@bench_trio9526 3 жыл бұрын
"when he's mad having to deal with a child named tommy"
@F22046 3 жыл бұрын
They don’t call him Blades for nothing
@zernox69 3 жыл бұрын
It's just seems to you but it's not
@SaltyFrankie 3 жыл бұрын
1998 he was pretty safe
@docyoument 3 жыл бұрын
the pope
@nugnugz 3 жыл бұрын
This man segwayed into an ad after talking about a baby shooting themself. Schlatt is doing it right
@icecreamstew6982 3 жыл бұрын
The American dream
@Mack-wg7ss 3 жыл бұрын
12:38 this aged amazingly
@santafewarbonnetproductions 2 жыл бұрын
5:35 "Is that a rape whistle?
@trashhuman3977 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt really said: "The American people are tired of women"
@Mosslistic 3 жыл бұрын
That’s why I’m English
@avabrant4503 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mosslistic eat ur crumpets and leave before the queen gets harmed
@lardusbirmingham7020 3 жыл бұрын
AMEN 👏👏👏👏👏👏
@ITTAPUPU12 3 жыл бұрын
Favorite tool song?
@lilyyyy7306 3 жыл бұрын
@@avabrant4503 yesssss girlllll
@DraqonfruitYT 3 жыл бұрын
“The most child friendly people” Babysitting Mama flashbacks
@cherryblossom1460 3 жыл бұрын
"And that is a lie" - The Maury Show
@broncosfan303- 3 жыл бұрын
How the fuck u finna get 1.2k likes and 1 reply lol
@beatrice7232 3 жыл бұрын
PLS
@calebstuder448 2 жыл бұрын
8:51 Thanks Kryoz, it worked!!
@tempisk Жыл бұрын
3:32 As Someone with a stutter I approve 👍 oh wait I mean I-I-I ap-p-p-prove
@jordynnunez9975 3 жыл бұрын
“i don’t remember what i picked anym- I AM TIRED OF ENDLESSLY PISSING”
@ii_m0niq_ii66 3 жыл бұрын
@Joshua EdwinRoehl no
@jordynnunez9975 3 жыл бұрын
@Joshua EdwinRoehl i appreciate the hustle but no ❤️
@colliejoy1235 3 жыл бұрын
How dare he! First up it wad race, and now he’s making fun of those whit urinary problem?!!? WHATTT???!??
@robertishere8407 3 жыл бұрын
Damn it's like Russian roulette with a bunch of toddlers
@samuelp7116 3 жыл бұрын
Interesting profile pic you got there buddy
@midnightlover1421 3 жыл бұрын
Hmmm that profile pic is uh hmm
@robertishere8407 3 жыл бұрын
@@midnightlover1421 what don't you shower with your gun?
@lonelytent2833 3 жыл бұрын
yo is that Læffy?
@Comeck42 3 жыл бұрын
@@lonelytent2833 YO! It’s Læffy (:
@jamiewilson9547 10 ай бұрын
if you leave a baby alone in a room with a gun, it'll die. But if you leave TWO babies in a room alone with a gun, one baby will leave that room a warrior
@StardustCrusad3r 3 жыл бұрын
4:11 I made the mistake of taking a big sip of water, and almost choked to death laughing
@Powersan01 3 жыл бұрын
Can’t be as dangerous as what he did back in the 90’s
@trev_wyatt9979 3 жыл бұрын
May those 3 women Rest In Pieces
@complicated1574 3 жыл бұрын
k dood
@user-ij6xw8rg4b 3 жыл бұрын
Warcrimes in Yugoslavia
@worstpianist3985 3 жыл бұрын
Back in 99
@mikemike3886 3 жыл бұрын
We don’t talk about 1999
@zayinmassivi6589 3 жыл бұрын
Minx: My forehead is not that big Schlatt: i'm about to end this "thing's whole carrer
@borbleborb4586 3 жыл бұрын
Forgot the end quote but I’ll still like
@VerySourTaste 3 жыл бұрын
@@borbleborb4586 Forgot the period but I’ll still like
@borbleborb4586 3 жыл бұрын
Harold Reginald forgot the comma, but I’ll still like.
@FilmBucket 3 жыл бұрын
@@borbleborb4586 Forgot the capital, but I'll still like.
@stonytornado3746 3 жыл бұрын
@@FilmBucket forgot me but i'll still like
@winniethepooh2941 3 жыл бұрын
It’s something about shlstts brutal honesty about doing sponsors for money makes them feel a lot more legit I don’t know why
@illusio1 3 жыл бұрын
12:22 i heard *slatt* in the background I think i may be losing it
@pebbble___ 3 жыл бұрын
these people *are* the most child friendly.
@bruhmode6836 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@Mosslistic 3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@semajbgbd7000 3 жыл бұрын
I agree with this statement
@user-bu5ps7cg1u 3 жыл бұрын
indeed. do you see the children lining up to be their friends? or becoming corpses idk
@skinnywacky 3 жыл бұрын
We said that about Carson
@Connor-jl9gq 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm a woman against five men in a funny competition, so I've already pulled the short straw"
@YourVP1807 3 жыл бұрын
I like how the sponsor is literally just an off brand monster legends
@retropixl5177 3 жыл бұрын
Dragon city actually
@YourVP1807 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I know but the one it is a knock off of is monster legends
@JoeRoganExperienceRecaps 3 жыл бұрын
all im saying being someone who does have stutter swagger was so accurate
@johnpsix7858 3 жыл бұрын
This game never goes well when Schlatt joins
@shrimp9199 3 жыл бұрын
not just THIS game, ANY game
@complicated1574 3 жыл бұрын
k
@jackbudi 3 жыл бұрын
Any game doesn’t go well for other people when Schlatt joins
@Asgretalos 3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOO
@jackbudi 3 жыл бұрын
“Big hot men,” “Men having sex,” and of course, “Vote for me, chat”
@unaisqureshi5812 3 жыл бұрын
Minx: Hello Schlatt: *My time to cyber bully has arrived*
@LtDub 3 жыл бұрын
Yo how do people get cyber bullied like walk away or close da laptop
@zippinghen 3 жыл бұрын
me when i am watching this alone: normal jschlatt me when my dad came in the room: 14:03
@bruh-ye2pm 2 жыл бұрын
14:24 whats the difference?
@thisaccountisnolongeractive5 3 жыл бұрын
Minx: "Who needs women?" Schlatt: *kicks Minx*
@slitherywriter1711 3 жыл бұрын
She seriously should've seen that coming.
@trayvon4484 3 жыл бұрын
CEO of not adding anything
@layalsaleh4103 3 жыл бұрын
@@slitherywriter1711 lmao
@dimwitbeavis3165 3 жыл бұрын
Great work, that’s exactly what happened but it makes it funnier when it’s in text form, thank you we all needed this.
@bajenbilly 3 жыл бұрын
@@dimwitbeavis3165 for real haha
@chextheroyalbastard3495 3 жыл бұрын
“Ever heard of futa?” “The cheese?”
@jackreid2664 3 жыл бұрын
Upon hearing "futa cheese" I dry heaved through my eyes
@weinerfuck4694 3 жыл бұрын
whats futa
@icaughtalopunny 3 жыл бұрын
@@weinerfuck4694 google may answer your question
@literallymemoviesenjoyer 3 жыл бұрын
Incognito recommended
@SamPaste928 3 жыл бұрын
@@icaughtalopunny it’s the Federal Unemployment Tax Act
@Greendogblue 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy Charborg is in this, he's so underrated
@RibbitRibbit191 5 ай бұрын
charborg is the perfect chaotic neutral person for this game
@casp3564 3 жыл бұрын
the day that schlatt plays survive the internet is the day that twitter fucking implodes
@liahmmessinger3753 3 жыл бұрын
Whats that?
@queenofclubs4927 3 жыл бұрын
its a game basically where people cancel each other. It's funny as heck, but very difficult to not get cancelled
@lordofthemehmehs 3 жыл бұрын
You were right lol
@utubesgreat7777 3 жыл бұрын
What's the future like?
@therealm1ck 3 жыл бұрын
"Child Friendly" What about the Steel Toe incident Schlatt, what about those poor women.
@fireferretlord884 3 жыл бұрын
Hello, i am new around here, what exactly happened
@therealm1ck 3 жыл бұрын
@@fireferretlord884 wanna know why they call him the Steel Toe?
@insanejay3777 3 жыл бұрын
Ah the Steel Toe Incident of 1999. So many Orphans for Techno to slaughter that day..
@fridge-ghost 3 жыл бұрын
ah of course, the incident. the one that left many in shambles
@Unreachableparadise 3 жыл бұрын
@@fireferretlord884 you wouldnt want to know
@PIVOTGOD1234 3 жыл бұрын
It's insane how much of a masicist minx is for agreeing to play
@mocapcow2933 2 жыл бұрын
Rewatching this, love Nick, bro has become one of my favorite youtubers.
@jaredleighton3182 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Schlatt: Today’s sponsor is [Insert 2 word mobile game I never heard of] BABYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
@ilikecakesandcatsmeow4210 3 жыл бұрын
Lol same
@RussianBot69420 3 жыл бұрын
Raid Shadow
@papayadoodlez9994 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@-_.Melody._- 3 жыл бұрын
@@RussianBot69420 No, we've all heard of it. We just all wish we hadn't.
@karthik.b1309 3 жыл бұрын
Atleast he getting money.
@juliag3071 3 жыл бұрын
“It shoots itself in the head it’s not gonna do it again right” -Schlatt 2021
@xxstellastarlightxx9284 3 жыл бұрын
i mean he is right
@rainbowjar3321 3 жыл бұрын
1:32 that goddamn smile
@haku_kz4586 3 жыл бұрын
His new vid got age restricted because of the comment section lmfaoo
@joshc5613 3 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting, that "people" would do such a horrible thing
@tetrawoofer 3 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing.
@StacyMcCabe 3 жыл бұрын
“Is that a rape whistle” choked on water
@sebastianalvarado2390 3 жыл бұрын
I was the same when they said AirPod lol
@willy9473 3 жыл бұрын
Why tf did you choke
@StacyMcCabe 3 жыл бұрын
@@willy9473 laughing
@StacyMcCabe 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf why do I have so many likes
@finnrby 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt, the only person who I'll watch a sponsorship for instead of skipping it.
@fluidcultist2591 3 жыл бұрын
Him and internet historian
@htw1230 3 жыл бұрын
Internet historian too
@xwxnum 3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@gagne6928 3 жыл бұрын
And internet comment ettiquette
@lilyyyy7306 3 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing
@yagizvert 3 жыл бұрын
Stfu
@Chris.530 3 жыл бұрын
Stfu
@toybonniesfm 3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@farrel2198 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt! You really should play more horror games :D It's really fun to see u play it. Love ur vids!
@dexxboii3080 3 жыл бұрын
"Dream breathed so I don't have to" is an excellent quote
@misteruncanny 3 жыл бұрын
Especially with that image
@blackbob1576 3 жыл бұрын
9:36 Minx: My forehead is not big!! Jschlatt: Neither are your t*ts
@Frost-fb1gz 3 жыл бұрын
He killed her man.
@bossbombboy9547 Жыл бұрын
I love how at 11:28 minx was the only one to vote minx's ugly ass voice
@HankSmashes 2 жыл бұрын
It's been months and Swaggers stutter still kills me with laughter.
@sev1011 3 жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd almost die to a response such as "Is that the cheese?"
@puppychan9875 3 жыл бұрын
Minx out here setting the women's rights movement back 20 years
@sirdigsalo1 3 жыл бұрын
She got lefts too here, goddamn
@officialgoogleyoutube 3 жыл бұрын
Nicest thing anyone has ever said about Minx.
@l4zy636 Жыл бұрын
"My forehead is not that big" "Neither are your tits" GOD DAMN SCHLATT CHILL 😂😂😂
@dootlime 2 жыл бұрын
2:11 this is the best part to any ad i've ever seen
@Ganerrr 3 жыл бұрын
8:40 based
@smellslikeupdog848 3 жыл бұрын
Hello Ganer
@LXKKE 3 жыл бұрын
orange
@Man-qq2em 3 жыл бұрын
Shtu op ganer
@GabrielShitposting 3 жыл бұрын
Giga based indeed
@zanekatsoras4953 3 жыл бұрын
Hi
@jasminemiller4848 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m with 5 men in a funny competition” god I love her
@awesomecoolguy8857 3 жыл бұрын
Why do you like women?
@funnymayo7049 3 жыл бұрын
@@awesomecoolguy8857 True True
@gbrea6137 3 жыл бұрын
A foonay competition
@unlacedshoe3696 3 жыл бұрын
@@awesomecoolguy8857 women
@wildfire9280 3 жыл бұрын
@@unlacedshoe3696 now laugh
@dantheman5676 3 жыл бұрын
I always felt like an outsider in my family. Especially with my older sister. She was always better than me, and was always insulting me all my life. Whenever I tried to do anything new or to be good at something, she'd always tell me how awful I was at everything. She had everything I wanted, pretty, smart, great artist, popular, She had my parent's love and pride, and they'd give her all the money and anything else she wanted, while they still refuse to let me go to college. I had social anxiety, I did have one thing over her, a cat. I found a baby kitten outside, very clean looking with no claws, so I assumed it had an owner. I put up signs and asked all my neighbors, but no one claimed her. So I took her in. She was beautiful, and everyone wanted to play with her and pet her, but she only wanted to be around me, she followed me everywhere and only let me play with her. I finally felt wanted, even if it was just a cat. I cried to her, I talked to her, and even though she couldn't understand me, I felt understood for once. My sister hated the cat, at first she thought it was cute, but the cat would always run away from her, so she started getting mad that it was always inside and whenever she saw the cat, she'd throw it outside, despite me warning her multiple times that the cat had no claws and couldn't defend herself. One night, my younger brother told me my sister had droven over my cat. It was already dead when he found it, and I knew it must be my sister who let her out because she was the only one who threw her outside. I fell on the ground, I couldn't stop crying and hyperventilating, I had to keep hitting my chest to breathe. My brother buried the cat, I couldn't look at her once. I still regret that, but in the moment, it felt like she could still be alive if I didn't look at her dead. My eyes were bloodshot and red, and my face was incredibly swollen for 2 days afterwards from all my crying. The next day was my sister's birthday, and she was having a party. My parents asked me to make decorations and I'd made them all before my cat died, in fact that's the reason I wasn't watching her that night. I would've been fine, I wouldn't have snapped, I even put up all the decorations, if my sister hadn't come up to me, looked me in my clearly swollen face with bloodshot eyes, and said, "Take down the banner. Your handwriting looks bad." I went into the garage, and ripped the banner, I ripped all my decorations into pieces, I threw the cake on the ground and took my parent's present to her, a nice tea set, and smashed it on the ground. I came inside, looked her in the eyes and said, "I hate you so much. You couldn't handle having one thing love me more than you, huh? I wish you were dead instead." Walked into my room, and slammed the door. No one came in for hours, I expected my parents to come and yell at me, but when someone finally came in, it was my sister, and she was crying. She looked at me and apologized. She told me all her life she felt like she had to be perfect and nothing less, our parents put so much pressure on her, and she always took the anger out by being mean to me. She always though deep inside, we both still loved each other and what she did wasn't affecting me too much, but when she heard me say that to her, she realized just what she had done. How she made me feel and how she had taken away the one thing I had. She realized she had made me hate her. I found out the last few hours I had been in my room, she had called off the party, and cleaned up the garage. We had a heart to heart for a few hours and we became close again after that night along with the rest of my family.The weird thing was, I asked her why she put the cat outside that night and she said she hadn't. I remembered that night my parents weren't home, and my sister was in the garage all night, cleaning and moving stuff around. She wasn't in the living room once, and my brother was helping her, while I was in the kitchen making decorations. If either of them had come inside, I would've seen. My sister left though the garage door to go to the store as well. I know this probably isn't true, but it gives me great peace to believe in my heart that everything happens for a reason, and my cat died for the purpose of bringing my family together, and nothing could've stopped that, even with no-one opening the door.
@JeremiahAranez 3 жыл бұрын
14:46 I just realized what it is
@MaxiiSMP 3 жыл бұрын
I know for a fact if Schlatt found you crying in the bathroom he’d say “get outta here with that depression shit” then ask if you’re ok-
@echospeaks6398 3 жыл бұрын
Your name is so fucking funny
@meow.610 3 жыл бұрын
You are right-
@partygoblynn 3 жыл бұрын
Speaking from experience?
@MaxiiSMP 3 жыл бұрын
@@partygoblynn no sadly
@mynameisbef5854 3 жыл бұрын
he'd be the guy that goes "you're not ugly, just not that pretty either, mediocre" tryint to comfort you but really failing
@Edgelord9000 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt's real laugh sounds so sarcastic I don't even know what's real anymore.
@grease1950 3 жыл бұрын
Im glad charborg is playing with these guys now. He is funny as hell.
@ideekay131 Жыл бұрын
9:38 "Neither are your tits, Honey." The Greatest roast of all time
@ryana28_76 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt- “I got the most child friendly people I know” Also Schlatt- *doesn’t invite Carson*
@zeddperm3031 3 жыл бұрын
whos carson
@desiiwezzii 3 жыл бұрын
@@zeddperm3031 I- who is that old man?
@anonymoose2650 3 жыл бұрын
@@zeddperm3031 I think that’s the point-
@JayArr96 3 жыл бұрын
@@zeddperm3031 Give him a minute, boys. He’ll eventually get the joke...
@Andy-cx1dv 3 жыл бұрын
This took me too long to understand
@freyaschenberg1225 3 жыл бұрын
the cheeky little smile schlatt does when holding his wallet before doing an ad is legitimately one of my favourite things, i really don't mind watching his ads bc of that
@lrgogo1517 Жыл бұрын
The way Schlatt cued the product slogan after completely roasting Minx was like the ultimate mic drop
@pluhpluh-ne3un 2 ай бұрын
Schlatt never fails to churn up our insides and schongledong all over our schlankets and rammie plushes
@dan__. 3 жыл бұрын
“Most child friendly people” proceeds to bring minx Edit: for all of the people saying that was the joke I already knew that I just found it funny
@asamakowski8316 3 жыл бұрын
Good thing it wasn’t Carson 😳
@dan__. 3 жыл бұрын
@Nqnix I know I just found it funny that he said that
@dan__. 3 жыл бұрын
@@asamakowski8316 yeah wonder what’s happening with him
@loumey74 3 жыл бұрын
@@dan__. hopefully hes talking to someone and not coming back to youtube ( not cause i hate him but it seems to be the source of his issues )
@baguette7014 3 жыл бұрын
@@asamakowski8316 Carson is very child friendly
@K_J_Coleman_Composer 3 жыл бұрын
"Hi, my name is Convicted Felon. But you can call me Connie."
@jacklfitz 3 жыл бұрын
Good Time (A24, 2017)
@willcykajoker9515 2 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious. You definitely just got a new subscriber can't wait to see your other content!
@retardalert7337 3 жыл бұрын
god i love schlatt he’s hilarious
@jonathanobody 3 жыл бұрын
Can we have dragon city? “We have dragon city at home” Dragon city at home: Dragon Tammer
@bibfipples4552 3 жыл бұрын
Dragon city is the dragonvale at home
@moistmarsupial3528 3 жыл бұрын
@@bibfipples4552 that's facts
@blobby1059 3 жыл бұрын
@@moistmarsupial3528 f in the chat for dragonvale shutdown
@LazyAndFabulous 3 жыл бұрын
_The feeling when Dragon City is actually a bootleg game for Dragon Vale, and wasted 7 years worth of childhood on a bootleg game_
@C_Error404 3 жыл бұрын
Can we have dragon vale? "No we have dragon vale at home" Dragon vale at home: dragon city
@Fluffy-ov1tp 3 жыл бұрын
“I got some of the most child friendly people” First prompt, I forget my detonator. Me: Something doesn’t quite add up
@Adampazaz 3 жыл бұрын
4:46 new valve logo looks great!
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