"We Need the Aliens!"

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PowerfulJRE

Жыл бұрын

Taken from JRE #1962 w/Eddie Huang:
open.spotify.com/episode/3piW...

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@DaZombieHunter Жыл бұрын

Watching this is like arriving to your mates house at the end of the party and you’ve walked in on the last 2 people still awake 😂

@Audiostoke1 Жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jKymjcRjp7iqhYU.html

@vade248721 Жыл бұрын

Yea Joe is drunk or high AF!! OR BOTH!!

@pagexx Жыл бұрын

How do you know about that? Were you there too?

@vade248721 Жыл бұрын

@@pagexx yea

@Koldatt Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah I forgot you were at that party too! Sorry i talk alot when im baked.

@RollMeOne_Kenobi Жыл бұрын

I don't care who's on the show, if Joe's talking about aliens, I'm in😂

@skyrimgirl7xo Жыл бұрын

Facts

@realtalkwiththeking7862 Жыл бұрын

Eddie is exactly spot on. I’ve always thought we were a reality show for aliens.

@jakeedwards4454 Жыл бұрын

That’s because you watched Futurama 😂

@finestnostalgia Жыл бұрын

Truman Show

@jameshill8493 Жыл бұрын

Southpark did it first

@tealblue4987 Жыл бұрын

why not.

@vonxoliver Жыл бұрын

We re just those mtv reality show were they put bunch of people inside an Island or a Mansion and let the chaos be their entertainment

@pinpeobi Жыл бұрын

22 seconds in and i'm 100% agreeing! I have been saying this in my head forever! We as humans are sooo far off track and confused and blinded by our own BS and stupidity. We need a higher intelligence to come and say, "look you guys are a little out of control, here is your truth , this is what happened." I mean we do that to our pets because we love them and wanna help them. Humans need to be saved from themselves, aaaand social media lol

@fastcarsandloudmusic4143 Жыл бұрын

Do psychedelics. Most alien thing on this planet

@ImProbsLost Жыл бұрын

These two together are amazing together good to see joe relaxed and just talking fun shit.

@lyndongeer6627 Жыл бұрын

Joe hated every minute of this. A total waste of time. Thats why he was so reserved, that moron is so behind the curve.

@rz9469 Жыл бұрын

I love when Joe and the boys upload an alien clip! It’s my favorite subject that Joe talks about!

@suedenim6590 Жыл бұрын

Facts

@rz9469 Жыл бұрын

@@suedenim6590 IT WAS A GOOD CLIP TOO! we need them aliens! 😂

@UM4DBRO210 Жыл бұрын

me too

@gord8382 Жыл бұрын

This and bears, lol

@francesannaliggett8343 Жыл бұрын

I think, the Aztec figure this all out. That's by the mass sacrifices, "Please, Please, don't plug the plug!"

@wallyb7207 Жыл бұрын

We need accountability for politicians that are lying to the public and creating division.

@ameryshawn2295 Жыл бұрын

@Rick Peterson woah

@wolu9456 Жыл бұрын

@Rick Peterson violence. that's your answer. [to cops, fbi,cia,nsa, ect i'm drunk this is all hypothetical/hypothetically. ] things you learn in public school is self preservation and how to deal with bullies

@hahahadracula Жыл бұрын

@Rick Peterson In all of human history there has never been a dictator removed from power by words.

@arthurmeier2050 Жыл бұрын

Joe is a master in any kinda way you can imagine, but in THAT SUBJECT he overtops and kill it like no other does. He’s just a badass

@dessirburnie7799 Жыл бұрын

6:36 6:38 😊😊😊 6:52

@dessirburnie7799 Жыл бұрын

😊

@dessirburnie7799 Жыл бұрын

😊

@dessirburnie7799 Жыл бұрын

7:12

@SoakintheSchadenfreude Жыл бұрын

"How high are you right now Joe?" Joe: Aliens "Well, Alright then."

@BimmerBros Жыл бұрын

It’s crazy that I’m alive to be a spectator of the last leg of the race between, Sentient A.I., Nuclear War, and Aliens 😂

@Truthseeker9393 Жыл бұрын

This is the way

@larl-earson Жыл бұрын

You're just reincarnated bro. You've always been here

@modernphilosopher1268 Жыл бұрын

@@larl-earson probably

@clarkkent9278 Жыл бұрын

@@larl-earson I've often told ppl that I've been here for over 3,000 years.. hmmmmm

@KommonCents_ Жыл бұрын

"He's smarter than me and reads much more alien stuff" 😂😂😂😂 What an oxymoron 😂😂

@user-uc2eq7zy8j Жыл бұрын

Aliens definitely are real because we are. It’s just that we humans may never encounter aliens before we’re all dead. It’s a stupid thing to obsess over but it’s also stupid to deny their existence.

@randynavarretesolis6853 Жыл бұрын

Bro if I had to explain to aliens what it's like to be high, I'll just show them this video 🤣 this is awesome

@-joe-davidson Жыл бұрын

Until we discover that aliens love the taste of humans.

@armchairanalyst5931 Жыл бұрын

Goes back to the old twilight zone episode: to serve man

@DadsCigaretteRun Жыл бұрын

It’s pretty good hard to blame them…I mean…what? Oh yeah so weird 👀

@netanelohimwarren3629 Жыл бұрын

Have you ever read the atrahasis or the epic of gilgamesh?! Lol where do you think "we need to sacrifice to God's so they are satiated" comes from?! Lol

@hinter9907 Жыл бұрын

In that scenario, they wouldn't need to reveal themselves, just create an environment where they farm us while we think we are in control of our world and environment while in reality they are in the back ground taking us one at a time but our reproduction rate allows the farm to keep going indefinitely.

@TheOpenerXD Жыл бұрын

Do you think the Japanese would be the wagyu of human?

@Santiago-gl2du Жыл бұрын

Joe: “they’re getting closer to reverse engineering” Eddie: “yeah, I just wanna meet Optimus prime”

@vice2versa Жыл бұрын

That Eddie guy was a little annoying. He just kept saying pointless things the whole time. They werent even witty or funny.

@NSingh1979 Жыл бұрын

6:50 reminds me of another classic 'Childhood's End' by Sir Arthur C Clarke. One of the best Sci Fi books with an ending that blew me away.

@kanethomas2041 Жыл бұрын

"Dude I just wanna meet Optimus Prime" 🤣🤣🤣🤣this is the greatest podcast ever.

@OfficialGOD Жыл бұрын

We are the aliens Joe

@SGT_Roberts Жыл бұрын

Well said Mr. Jones ;)

@deflategate1297 Жыл бұрын

To the aliens we are aliens lol we all aliens depending on perspective

@FutureBusinessTech Жыл бұрын

Chimpanzees with bazookas, alien ships being reverse-engineered, Carl Sagan smoking pot, Woody Allen...this one conversation is the perfect example of why Joe Rogan has the biggest podcast.

@ImHeadshotSniper Жыл бұрын

the common factor among them all: pop culture. it's called "pop"ular culture for a reason. it's not necessarily true, it's simply popular. unfortunately fake entertainment seems to be much more popular than real, un-entertaining things.

@AA123TD Жыл бұрын

forgot optimus prime lol

@timduhamel4237 Жыл бұрын

It’s not far from reality. 😂😂😂.

@robertthegamer28 Жыл бұрын

Literally no one else talks about this stuff 😂

@snakedeadly Жыл бұрын

The vine boom played in my head at least 10 times

@music0nth3run88 Жыл бұрын

Seems like a great episode, gotta watch

@arwinaziz911 Жыл бұрын

Any JRE video with 'Aliens' in the title is a guaranteed banger

@WishMount Жыл бұрын

guaranteed Chinpanzee conversation.

@mardonovatwins6209 Жыл бұрын

I see joe talking about aliens , I stop everything and listen

@adamjohnson286 Жыл бұрын

The DMT entities are those aliens. He's right, we do need them! Badly

@El3mental1 Жыл бұрын

@@adamjohnson286 Heard about abductions? some are not so friendly...

@19Joseph79 Жыл бұрын

@@El3mental1 have you read the Allies of Humanity Briefings? They disclose what the Alien Intervention is doing and what humanity needs to do and know to resist and prepare to be a free and united race in the Greater Community.

@ImHeadshotSniper Жыл бұрын

you shut off the thinking part of your brain to listen? damn. that don't sound good

@mardonovatwins6209 Жыл бұрын

@@ImHeadshotSniper WTF lol

@Algorithimizt Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the aliens from The Simpsons. Literally sums this idea up 😂

@lexthulu6219 Жыл бұрын

It is even more hilarious when you have had the same conversation with your wife and then watched the South Park episode about aliens watching us for Entertainment purposes as well 😅

@tylerdowd Жыл бұрын

Eddie is one of the OG's. Back when Vice was actually good

@aneciotorres5388 Жыл бұрын

For real

@turdfergusonoutdoors5070 Жыл бұрын

Yep vice was lit with Eddie, Action, and Matty Math could watch it all day.

@commentforthealgo5383 Жыл бұрын

WAY BACK before he sold out? hes a goof ball

@CantTellYou Жыл бұрын

I love Eddie Huang but that Woody Allen segue-way made me put on my hazmat suit to avoid further incoming cringe

@dylanmounsey7515 Жыл бұрын

@@CantTellYou he walks among us!!😂

@hardmcshaft7931 Жыл бұрын

If an alien ship rocked up and just parked itself in low earth orbit. I reckon half the people still wouldn't believe. It be like that movie 'don't look up'

@UhgeneIgnorian Жыл бұрын

You can tell by the tone of Joe's voice that he's BAKED!

@Brian_adem2015 Жыл бұрын

Love this podcast joe is baked 😂😂

@neotim5 Жыл бұрын

What a time to be a stoner

@beepboop5908 Жыл бұрын

Its a bad time to be a stoner. You need your wits about you. Get sober lol

@WATCHMYCLIPSZ Жыл бұрын

@@beepboop5908 true actually. I'm 24 and I've been smoking since middle school. I wish I didn't.😢

@ElCalamar_ Жыл бұрын

@@beepboop5908 or you can just chill and watch the crazy world like a theatre

@shz6148 Жыл бұрын

@@ElCalamar_ and live like a looser for the lest of your life? Get sober and start working my friend, the world is against you

@thevoice464 Жыл бұрын

Stoned for life bro

@danielmoura1944 Жыл бұрын

Joe is high asf 🤣

@8731Cordova Жыл бұрын

Lol

@MattNormanFilms Жыл бұрын

Joe Rohan talking aliens is the absolute best conversation we’re having right now. Imagine the possibilities

@MattNormanFilms Жыл бұрын

Sorry. Rogan.

@Brimarieddddddddd Жыл бұрын

Joe needs to have an alien on the pod 😂

@shaunxkoo Жыл бұрын

Eddie is the reason I started traveling solo in my 20's...first stop : Taiwan. Thank you Eddie!

@michaelj6392 Жыл бұрын

Taiwan is an amazing place

@BillyOrBobbyOrSomething Жыл бұрын

Make sure not to notice the curvature of the Earth out of your plane window. Keep it closed at all times to prevent government brainwashing with fish eye plane windows.

@DannySullivanMusic Жыл бұрын

bingo! precisely accurate

@dankrhino Жыл бұрын

Lady boyyyy

@danzwku Жыл бұрын

@@michaelj6392 you've been?

@I_Am_AI_007 Жыл бұрын

Joe saying ‘We need the aliens’ shaking his head is the most approving thing for me to accept that aliens are coming 👽

@ayadreamcatcher4328 Жыл бұрын

If a fake alien invasion is in play Joe might be in on it

@greenli9551 Жыл бұрын

@@ayadreamcatcher4328Joe’s whole stick is acting he doesn’t know. He is one pure con-man if I’ve ever seen one. Pretty sure he’s controlled opposition, gotta let the public know what’s coming but make it subtle.

@ayadreamcatcher4328 Жыл бұрын

@@greenli9551 yea him Bravo & tripoli are the con gang

@JoseVazquez-nn2oc Жыл бұрын

Lmaooo he literally was more likely to believe in aliens than the knicks bein the greatest hahahaha

@uprebel5150 Жыл бұрын

We are here for the aliens entertainment. Violence. Just like we watch the MMA.

@elconoetupepa Жыл бұрын

The thing I love about humble Joe is that he makes me (a regular Joe) feel we can relate on many things about life be still and chill online.

@raviolitrail Жыл бұрын

This is classic Rogan. Excellent

@strictlybusinessink6120 Жыл бұрын

We do need something...fast...I Love both you guys!

@ThatDanishGuy Жыл бұрын

Always good to see Andy Ngo on Rogan!

@CrAck-MoNey Жыл бұрын

This was one of the funnest conversations I've seen on JRE!

@DanielCastillo-sd5pu Жыл бұрын

Rogan is so high he's looking at the roof worried his head might hit the ceiling 😂

@Maniac-Cop-2 Жыл бұрын

This is really reminding me of when I'm high

@africankungfunazis920 Жыл бұрын

They are probably mainly digital, mechanic beings connected in some sort of "natural" internet, which exist in a different dimension, where neither time nor space matters. The ego is gone and they only manifest in physical/ individual form if they choose to. I heard. Thank.

@roketynoramallorca2882 Жыл бұрын

"my brother is much smarter than me and reads more of this alien stuff." I bursted out laughing.

@LindaC616 Жыл бұрын

Same!😂

@grapentine739 Жыл бұрын

Dude they are out there brah 😆

@boATgeeSTUDIOS Жыл бұрын

There is a line in contact where the girl asks her dad, "Do aliens exist?" and he says "They have to, otherwise it would be an awful waste of space". And THAT LITTLE TINY part of a movie, shaped me as a person and ignited an insatiable LOVE for Sci-Fi, Technology and the Universe as a whole.

@Novastar.SaberCombat Жыл бұрын

That film, "Contact", was originally written by none other than Carl Sagan. The line you refer to is a famous one which Carl often noted. I placed several homages to Carl's words in my own series of books ("Diamond Dragons"). 🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨

@fernandoferreira6293 Жыл бұрын

Too bad size isn't relevant at all to the crux of the matter.

@doingfreakythings9290 Жыл бұрын

@@Novastar.SaberCombat Matthew is that you sir ??

@nighthawk0077 Жыл бұрын

@@doingfreakythings9290 Very vaguely remember that show.

@unboxreacts7435 Жыл бұрын

It's all sci fi. Space.

@AckzaTV Жыл бұрын

the close encounters movie idea of the secret government music festival for aliens where they speak in music as universal language is so awe inspiring

@Pangcah88 Жыл бұрын

The more I listen to Eddie the more he makes my head hurt.

@dustbustr91 Жыл бұрын

this is classic jre. i think this creative speculation is what drew people in

@SR-uz1ov Жыл бұрын

He's a schill that always goes with the narrative now. He's dangerous

@xskillzdatki11x Жыл бұрын

Contact is one of the best movies I’ve ever seen. We would watch it in high school and I feel like I was the only one that was fascinated with it

@headachejr Жыл бұрын

aliens are watching us like the tru man show

@marcusgalan6799 Жыл бұрын

“you hit the right frequency there” I felt that

@Newjerseyblows Жыл бұрын

I love how he starts talking nonsense and instead of blowing him off Joe just jumps right into it like "what if they all looked like Woody from Toy Story"

@ninzki143 Жыл бұрын

lma😂 i observed the same lol

@rainx9640 Жыл бұрын

“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us” - Bill Watterson

@vice2versa Жыл бұрын

That is the most cliche and overused quote ever.

@arnoldasskulskis9276 Жыл бұрын

I hope Joe gonna be our greeting ambassador when aliens arrives to the earth and they will end up in his podcast and will explain themselves 😅

@msallies Жыл бұрын

Not really. They refer to humans as specimans.

@johnjackson8709 Жыл бұрын

Watching from philadelphia in Germantown literally drinking the water right now. Lets hope for the best

@renzofrecon3914 Жыл бұрын

I feel like first contact with aliens would officially make 2023 a good year.

@lazsoliz Жыл бұрын

"first contact" lol

@DadsCigaretteRun Жыл бұрын

@@lazsoliz i mean like landing in the middle of New York City 😂

@crystalmarie366 Жыл бұрын

Better read some literature. Aliens are falling angels. Earth will be destroyed. Souls will be alive, but the flesh will be gone!

@khaledalnaser9967 Жыл бұрын

@@crystalmarie366 why would they fall?

@MsFreedom4us Жыл бұрын

Look what Hollywierd has done to your brain!🤡

@JoeyJoJoJrShabbado Жыл бұрын

“He smarter than me, he reads much more alien stuff”

@AR47X420 Жыл бұрын

“THE ALIENS ARE WATCHING US LIKE BRAVO!” Lmao 🤣

@liodinho Жыл бұрын

This guy just described how many in the wider world view the U.S. To some people America is one big reality tv show.

@Joerogan174 Жыл бұрын

T͟h͟a͟n͟k͟s͟ ͟f͟o͟r͟~͟~͟w͟a͟t͟c͟h͟i͟n͟g͟!͟!͟!͟ ͟E͟n͟d͟e͟a͟v͟o͟u͟r͟ ͟t͟o͟ ͟m͟e͟s͟s͟a͟g͟e͟ ͟m͟e͟ ͟o͟n͟ ͟w͟h͟a͟t͟s͟a͟p͟p͟✙‪➊➍⓿➐➒➍➒➑➎➑⓿‬🔥͟🔥͟

@skunkjulio Жыл бұрын

Joe having what he thinks is a revelatory conversation about aliens but actually just describes the plot of Men in Black.

@3dpulp278 Жыл бұрын

"We are clowns to them." Spot on.

@johnfogarty91 Жыл бұрын

Only Tommy Devito thinks that

@a-walpatches6460 Жыл бұрын

This is the most pot-head coversation ever, I love it. 😁

@DannyTheBarGod Жыл бұрын

Contact is my favorite film ever

@jaymoar3561 Жыл бұрын

Eddie is back, nice!

@reginaldcampos5762 Жыл бұрын

Aliens are the heroes the world needs, but not the heroes it deserves.

@MsFreedom4us Жыл бұрын

I’m hoping for Santa Claus to the rescue! 🤣

@mutedonkey8361 Жыл бұрын

WTF are you talking about!?

@euj0 Жыл бұрын

As soon as Eddie comes, its alien time

@quantizemusicproductions Жыл бұрын

the headphones😂

@striker0000 Жыл бұрын

OG style podcast. Deep real conversation. Respect

@DetectiveBill Жыл бұрын

OG to the youngsters. Detective Bill been here long before Vice was even a thing.

@CantTellYou Жыл бұрын

😂 sooo deep “dude what if Woody Allen is an alien bro, the aliens are watching us like reality TV duuuude”

@striker0000 Жыл бұрын

@@CantTellYou these are some of the conversations, that make people start questioning everything. I can appreciate these podcasts just as much as hard hitting facts and statistics on solving real world issues. Reality could be far more trippy, than any stoner theory these 2 fucks could even think about. You go to think outside the box buddy. You got a shitty perspective lol

@striker0000 Жыл бұрын

@@DetectiveBill I’m referring it as OG in the way JRE podcasts were in the first episodes. Nothing to do with VICE

@vice2versa Жыл бұрын

@@CantTellYou i really wish Joe had this conversation with someone else lol. That Eddie guy was so cringy and annoying.

@djtechnician7757 Жыл бұрын

These 2 are sooooo high. Its hallarious. They crack themselves up the whole time. Their eyes are closed lol. Love it ✌

@Geared84 Жыл бұрын

Me too 😂😂😂

@Victoria2K Жыл бұрын

I have been saying this too! We need the aliens to show themselves. LOL

@HristiyanIvano Жыл бұрын

This is poetry.

@colt4505 Жыл бұрын

Aliens are one of the best examples of "be careful what you wish for."

@sativacation Жыл бұрын

That’s what all of you incels say.

@travisskyski Жыл бұрын

Rogan looks totally ripped in this one😂

@evanabt8578 Жыл бұрын

When he super stoned like that.. he becomes my spirit animal.

@jaemillz23cfs Жыл бұрын

For some reason, Joe reminded me of Bobby. As in Robert De Niro. Haha

@dannymartin6079 Жыл бұрын

I believe when we achieved the ability the spilt the atoms the aliens where like (oh look at these with there big explosions)😂

@tbuff91 Жыл бұрын

Joe higher than a lifeguard chair lol

@KAYDXN Жыл бұрын

This episode is CLASSIC joe Rogan and why we love this podcast.

@addison_lyle Жыл бұрын

plot twist: Joe and Eddie are both aliens trying to make the idea of aliens seem stupid

@lashawn369 Жыл бұрын

Checking in from the DMV.

@PyrrhicPax Жыл бұрын

At this point I've lost all hope humanity can govern itself. Show me the aliens already

@lunhing5308 Жыл бұрын

I forgot how funny Eddie is what a pleasant episode

@dhdixjrnedndjd9672 Жыл бұрын

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ shut up

@Andrew-qz1pn Жыл бұрын

this is not the way brother in Christ. you are coming off as obnoxious in today’s mordern age, time of conversion has passed and evolved! the good news is known throughout the hemispheres and all who have listened WILL repent! now relinquish your almighty cringe ass profile please! @Repent and believe in Jesus Christ

@bafflezbiz Жыл бұрын

Seriously? My take is exactly the opposite.

@vice2versa Жыл бұрын

@@bafflezbiz lol same, i honestly found Eddie to come across a bit dim witted on this topic. Joe Rogan was putting some actual thought into his theories while the other guy was just making weird jokes the whole time not putting any thought into the topic.

@newyorkheart Жыл бұрын

lmao the woody allen take XD

@garybonds1286 Жыл бұрын

“ It’s not far from reality” 😂😂😂

@alexdipaola4316 Жыл бұрын

Lol "it's not far from reality". He just completely pulled that scene out of his ass.

@justdoingit4034 Жыл бұрын

Lmao that's like with the snakes episode with Rick and Morty lmao yessss

@dequintonholmes2279 Жыл бұрын

They are high as hell!!!😂😂😂

@lemmykilmister185 Жыл бұрын

Love it when Joe has DMT for breakfast

@foxmulderfbiufo1770 Жыл бұрын

We used to have " mind shifts" on are hour long work break if someone was having crappy day we would hit the DMt and have a brand new prospective in 20 minutes 😂

@adamjohnson286 Жыл бұрын

It's sort of ironic, the DMT entities are exactly the helpful "aliens" he's talking about. (I've done it.)

@twixxtro Жыл бұрын

@@foxmulderfbiufo1770 💀

@garycameron1 Жыл бұрын

Joe Rogan's knowledge of Contact is impressive. So are Jamie's internet skills. He had that scene on the screen before Joe had even finished explaining it.

@edjohnson6397 Жыл бұрын

Damn now I gotta watch Contact again

@peterzwegat4715 Жыл бұрын

i think that if aliens ever gonna make contact , the movie Arrival seems to me the closest to reality, minus the whole "looking into the future" thing.