1: im very sorry that my camera decided to focus on the containers and not our faces 2: can we hit 1 billion likes. thank you

Nobody: Mark: “Say your channel died...” 2020: Unus Annus

"if your channel DIED" "the chance... is high" [sweats nervously in unus annus]

"If I die, I can sue a company!" Well, no, *YOU* can't Also saying "I'm Mark, peanut butter expert!" with Ethan by his side is almost like saying "I'm Mark, master assassin!"

I wanna assume when Ethan Called, marks just like “hey Amy, heading out to Ethan. We’re gonna eat peanut butter together!” Amy - “isn’t he allergic to it?!” Mark - “yeah!….. it’ll be great!”

Title:WILL I DIE *Sees Mark in thumbnail* Me:Yes you will, Heepass... Yes. You. Will.

"And I took away your EpiPens? Yea, I've thought about it-" Uh, Mark-

U/A's remains: -This -Markiplier Makes -I bought the world's brightest flashlight (by Markiplier) -Del Monte is dead to me (by Markiplier) -I have a confession to make... (by Markiplier)

Heres a little story: I am fatally allergic to peanuts like Ethan, and I've been hospitalised from it twice because of my grandmother. She thinks that giving me peanuts in my food will build up a tolerance against it, so she has secretly put peanuts in a sandwich or something. I am no longer allowed to visit my grandparents without my parents with mw

This is literally just an Unus Annus vid without the existential crisis

Ethan: I spent $84 on all this not peanut butter Mark: That's insane! Also Mark: spends $190 on a tactical shovel to eat ice cream with

Crankdad: “Ethan is allergic to peanuts why would I have peanut butter in my house” Crankpa: “Yeah but I want peanut butter”

A lot of people cite Markiplier Makes as the basis for Unus Annus, but I feel like this video really showcases the dynamic between Ethan and Mark that carried over into UA. Mark being a verbally abusive know it all and Ethan being a little adhd gremlin who cannot speak. I love this video so much.

"if I die, then I can sue a company. :D" - Ethan 2019

Mark: “Yeah I’ve thought about it” Ethan: *run*

6:43 Mark: "look, who's the peanut butter expert here?" Mark's hair: *yeet*

I feel like the sunbutter gives you the most authentic peanut butter experience in terms of packaging

To sum up this video: Ethan May die Mark’s here too 2 grown men eating peanutless peanut butter Mark’s plotting for Murder Walnut Butter is not good Granola Butter is worse

The fact that Mark says he has almond butter at his house for when Ethan comes over is so wholesome!

When Ethan started talking about how literally anyone (or himself) could easily kill him bc of his allergy, I started thinking about a book that I own that’s basically a murder mystery. Some kid died bc there was some peanut oil on a paper cup that he drank water from in a classroom and the five kids in there were suspects. I’ll put a spoiler warning here for the book’s ending, just in case. Btw, it’s called One of Us Is Lying. Pretty good too. In the end, it’s discovered that the kid basically killed himself through his peanut allergy and purposefully tried to set up each kid for his murder so each of their secrets (I.e. selling drugs while on probation, cheating on a test, etc) would be caught while investigating them since he didn’t like them for one reason or another.

Ethan's brain: "if I die, I can sue the company-"

This video: *is over a year old* Unus Annus fans after November 14: Yes, perfect content.

Just the idea of Ethan randomly texting Mark and saying hey wanna come over and eat some nut butters is hilarious

What have we learned from this today? That Ethan can eat 1\501 of a peanut

10:40 Who else expected Mark to say “f*ck, you close, YOU CLOSE??”

This is the prequel to Unus Annus.

Mark: " I will be starting a second channel -" Me: *whispers "...unus annus..."

8:46 Ethan just talking bout peanuts. Meanwhile Mark: *BIG EMPTY*

i love how considerate mark is to actually buy the no-peanut peanut butter in case ethan come to his place but then mark also thought of taking away his epipen when ethan needs it

Mark: I am a peanut butter expert. 2013 Mark: *I’M KING OF THE SQUIRRELS!!!!*

"when i eat a sunflower," *imagines mark stuffing sunflower petals in his mouth*

This video splits my attention between 2 things: - Missing Unus Annus - Wanting Mark's shirt (super secret bonus part is am also appreciating Eef cause he's glorious, but that should be obvious)

I’m really glad they both made this video because recently my friend was diagnosed with an autoimmune disease and doctors said she couldn’t have any of the top allergens including soy and peanuts, she really didn’t like sun butter so because of this video I could help her find a good peanut butter substitute

Mark: says hes an expert on peanut butter Me: has a flashback to when he rubbed peanut butter on his facing yelling "Im KiNg Of ThE SQuIrReLs"

I want a friend that I could text "You wanna try water-free water with me?" And they could just be like "I'm on my way."

I appreciate the fact that Ethan doesn’t use Mark as clickbait. It just gives me so much more respect for him than if he put “w/ Markiplier” in the title.

Mark: "I'm the peanut butter expert." couple months later: Mark almost died after swallowing peanut butter while Ethan was chilling with some drinks.

When Unus Annus gets deleted, this’ll be the memorial video

Unus annus may not be around anymore *But no one's ever really gone*

Just had this video randomly recommended to me on my home page today and I'm so glad, I love videos like these and I hope to see more like it in the future

I’m VERY disappointed that Mark didn’t use his tactical shovel to eat

Ethan: “Do you like crunchy peanut butter?” Mark: *violently shaking peanut butter* “NU”

Me: Watches first two minutes... .... Notices Ethan talking lucidly, calmly, without stutters and confidently. Also Me: Wonders how many hours of bloopers there are, for one 19 minute video 0.*

I forgot this isn’t an unus annus video

This is a proto-Unus Annus episode.

The perfect job doesn’t exi- Markiplier: “Hi, I’m Mark, a peanut butter expert.”

Can we just acknowledge how this shows how mark is a reliable good friend? He came the same day just bc eathen texted him and asked him to come😤👌

I love that Mark came here to taste test with Ethan. It feels a lot like "Yeah sure I'll come since your mom can't" but also a tiny bit of "I'm gonna make sure you don't effing DIE because one of these actually _does_ have peanut in it.." because Mark's a good (figurative) big brother like that.

17:40 "We Actually Have Some, Just In Case So We Don't Kill You" Aww

If Unus Annus get deleted. This is the closest content I would say what Unus Annus is

It's so funny to see different youtubers interact with Ethan because they all give very different, intense vibes with him. Mark is a tired dad whose patience is constantly tested but who is very supportive. Jack is mentor older brother who has a questionable influence on Ethan but who would fight anyone mean to him. Arin is way older but with Ethan, but he comes off a good friend the parents don't like to have over because he multiplies the chaos level.

11:29 mark: "it's like, just the nuts"

It’s almost like a little piece of unus annus is still with us..

Everybody on KZfaq: Minecraft Ethan and Mark: *Peanut Butter substitutes*

So weird coming back to this lol Eef recently doesn’t do that little high pitched voice anymore It’s mostly the low bad cockney accent 😭 And his little giggle when he gets excited. You love to see it.

Ethan: I don’t like the consistency of that. It reminds me of weird baby food Ethan in the future: I’m reviewing baby foods

I'm surprised Mark wasn't too poor to afford peanut butter

That ending sounded like they had Unus Annus planned for a while

I just wanna say the way he twists them all back so effortlessly at 5:44 is really satisfying wOw

"The heir to the Barney Butter fortune, that's right." - Eef 2019 (Reminds me of the Baudelaire fortune, also read in an "english" accent)

Mark, pre unus annus: "I'm a peanut butter expert" Mark, during unus annus: *proceeds to have a existential breakdown after eating spoonfuls of peanut butter*

“Maybe if I die I can sue a company for false claims” me *sweats* I don’t think you can sue when you’re dead

As someone who grew up in a peanut free household, I have a deep emotional bond with Soynut Butter. I too have found it more and more difficult to find over the years. At this point it’s lost in the abyss. I don’t understand what happened to that company, but I need answers.

Mark: it tastes like someone chewed walnuts and vommitted in a jar The company who made it: *nervous sweats* he knows too much

_Unus Annus: Episode Zero_

12:45 Ethan: "I'd die!" Mark: "Yeah, and then I took away your EpiPens?" Ethan: "Yeah." Mark: "Yeah, I've thought about that."

7:12 - ok, i guess we're just done subtitling then

Mark explaining what peanut butter tastes like to Ethan was comparable to people explaining color to the blind.

The Unus Annus energy wasn’t quite there yet but you could sorta feel it

I almost cried. I saw this video. I cried. It’s the closest thing to that friggin KZfaq channel I can get. Momento Mori:(

The captions are so funny holy shit

So.... This is where the people of Unus Annus go after the channel got deleted...Is this what was awaiting beyond the boundary?

Because of Unus Annus, I was naturally expecting Amy to be filming this

*12:12** unus annus much*

Kinda weird to think how this was probably a test for what an episode of Unus Annus would be like and no one knew it at the time.

I like how Mark could tell Ethan that peanut butter tastes like literally anything and Ethan would just have to believe him.

Mark: Let's say your channel died... Ethan: (*says while shaking "peanut butter" jar*) *The chances are high.*

Is no one gonna talk about how Mark said "And take away your EpiPen? Yeah I've thought of that." After Ethan was talking about how easy it would be for someone to kill him-

9:08 "Do you like crunchy peanut butter?" "No." *While aggressively shaking peanut butter* I HATE crunchy peanut butter.

Ethan: *talking about how Mark could kill him easily* Mark: And take away your EpiPen? Yea I've thought about it

1. Where's the shovel Mark. 2. Ethan you are adorable. 3. yOu EvEr *cUm*

Watching this on the 1st anniversary of the Death of Unus Annus. Missing it especially hard today. This video has the vibes.

I don't know why exactly, but it always makes me laugh when people pronounce pecan "pee can"

"Hey Mom, can we get Unus Annus?" Mom: "We have Unus Annus at home." Unus Annus at home:

Mark in 2019: $84 is too much for peanut butter substitutes Mark in 2020: I spent $600 on *flashlights*

I anyone missed Unus annus lets just say its like this but more chaotic for A WHOLE YEAR. yall really missed out im sorry lol.😂

yall ever think about how this could be the beginning of them thinking of Unus Annus

this is like the pilot episode of Unus Annus

This is the last thing that can fill the black and white hole in my heart.

"forever, gone, Oof" ~ Ethan nester 2019

9:19 his face 😂😂

Unus Annus first hidden video 2019 (colorized)

Teacher: What do you wanna be when you grow up? Mark: * raises hand * Teacher: Mark, being a peanut butter expert is not a job... Mark: * slowly puts hand down *

The captions for this video (or at least the first 2 minutes since that's how far in I am) are just exquisite.

“Let’s say your channel died…” Me: “Let’s say you make a channel meant to die and no matter what you do you can’t stop the clock of time for it keeps it straight path and would never pause for a single soul.”

I know they are all peanut free but it literally terrifies me whenever he eats a spoonful of the alternative nut butters

Mark having some at his house so that he doesn't kill Ethan is real cute

there are 2 types of commenters: "This is the last thing that can fill the black and white hole in my heart." and "Mark having Almond butter at his house so he doesn’t kill him, is sweet to me."

Mark: "Hey. I'm mark, peanut butter expert. Pretty cool, huh?" Eef: "ummmm"

I love how relaxed this video is. Just two friends eating multiple nut butters.