🤣🤣🤣🤣

Makes perfect sense. He hates water, when the Water is being dried by the Peasant, he his Happy.

To Mayo, Kings are not forced into the bath, but the servants are required to dry them.

@@lokithecat7225 absolutely

😂😂😂

You dare to question His Majesty? 🤣🤣🤣

He knows, he just doesn’t care Spicy boi still has at least 4 lives left

@@warlordofbritannia 😂

Eh. . . he's got atleast 3 lives left. I think. . .

Ok so how it that Men (I think mainly) give their cats bonus royal names… My cat was named Perry (the platypus) by my daughters but became (because of me) Lord Perald (Perry) Meowington Fairweather III which seemed to suit his dignified saunter through the house…

Well, "most cats" doesn't mean "all cats", just the majority. My dad's previous cats liked to drink the old fish water every time dad changed the aquarium water. Though the majority of their water intake came from wet food and prey, so perhaps the aquarium water was just an interesting novelty.

Eh, the same cat who insists on a sterile bowl full of Perrier will drink from the toilet if you leave the lid up.

yeah my cat doesnt care tbh

My cat drinks from EVERY other stationary water source except her own water bowl. The bird bath, the watering cans, etc... But she also lives for running faucets and shower heads.

That's not stale, that's "flavored".

many cats dont like water fountains bc they are scared by the sound or moving water

@@ferninthehouse The water fountain I have is almost completely silent (Veken). The sound of the water is louder than the tiny submerged pump. I found out about my cat's love of the fountain when my brother housed him for a week while I was in the hospital (minor medicine interaction issue). Also, as he is getting older, the water surface being about 5-6 inches higher helps him out. The only thing to remember is to check and replace the carbon filter periodically.

@@MonkeyJedi99 yes I’m thinking of asking my mom to get one for the cats at home. They are picky about their water when it gets dirty and they both like to drink from the faucet. I have one cat in my apartment and she is not picky about her water so I don’t have one for her.

@@ferninthehouse Hope it works out. Another good thing is that the fountains are not all that expensive, and even if your pets don't like it, a friend's pets might!

I'm glad your cat is feeling much better!!

That needs to be on a t-shirt..

I understood that reference.

@@ohjeh7388 Google. It appears to have come from "The Incredibles."

@@ohjeh7388 It's from the first The Incredibles movie, when Mr. Incredible is sued by a man he saved who had tried to commit suicide. When they were entering the courtroom, Mr. Incredible pointed at the guy and yelled, "I saved your life!" The guy yelled back, "You didn't save my life, you ruined my death!"

@@ohjeh7388 glad you found help, I'm at work but trust me, it was funny.

I remember reading somewhere that some cats don't like drinking out of bowls too close to their food dish. That might be why your cat prefers glasses.

@@etcetera1995 While that's true it isn't the case for my cat, her glass is currently next to her food and she drinks from it either way

My cato definitely enjoys drinking from cups and bowls that are insanely far away from her food. She likes the taps, too.

@@staytuned2L337 My princess, Monkey, enjoyed the occasional taste of Pinot Grigio. She would dip her beautiful paw in, shake it all over me, and delicately lick it off said paw. She was the ne plus ultra

One of my old cats would only drink from my bedroom water glass too.

I love watching cat being bathed, as long as it is not me doing the bathing lol

"We're going to do this quick?" "MEOW" Translation: Are we done yet?

Mine had one it was such a scary time

@Café Littéraire bottle water is portable tap water btw...

@Café Littéraire unless you're from somewhere like Flint, MI

Yeah fr. If I remember right they can get so bad as to cause hallucinations too. They can kill humans, let alone a pet.

They’re no joke in people either, most miserable thing I’ve ever experienced in my life. I had to have emergency surgery. Poor Mayo.

The life cycle of a Victorian-era cat: outrage, dramatic escape attempt, depressed acceptance.

haha, exactly! That was funny.

her boyfriends “oh my god 😧” was so funny lol

Omg!!! that was hilarious!!🤣

your cats are meeting by the water cooler like they work in an office and i think that's the most adorable thing i've heard all week :)

Agreed. My 2 cats finish our 2 liter water fountain in about a week.

I had the same issue, I got a filtered 2 liter water fountain that has a removable spout on Amazon for like 40$…game changer. I have a cat that likes to drink from the sink though lol

Our cats too. We have 3 water sources for them we are constantly refilling throughout the day.

Our cat only drinks from the dog’s water, and quite often. She won’t drink from anything else.

Ey that’s what I thought too

@@isthataspider7410 Being bathed for an hour doesn't cause a urinary blockage. Judging from the look of his skin, he's not getting enough water.

@@twizz420 Agreed. If he's being fed a dry food diet that could be a cause. Cats are natural predators, so they don't drink water naturally- they get it from their food. Dry food really does increase the chances of a blockage unless it's specific urinary diet food- but even so, if I recall a lack of water is also a leading thing that starts the rolling ball of kidney failure long term in cats.

Sound like he was saying Noooo!

@@twizz420 damn you must be fun at parties

This is the exact comment I was about to type. He had the "Whatever, lady" look on his face when he laid down. 🤣🤣

When Mayo has that look and looks straight at you it's scares the heck out me!🙀 He looks like he's thinking abt all the ways he's going to scratch & torture me to death!!!😱🤕😱😵

He looked like he was tired of Weird Al. He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.

While I'm glad your current cat is doing well, and I support the wet food diet, there is too little info here to conclude that the different outcomes of your cats were entirely due to their diets. Genetics also play a role in longevity and risk for certain health conditions. Cats can and do live long lives on all-kibble diets, provided they have water available to them at all times.

@@miaomiaochan Yeah, my old boys reached 17 and 18 on a kibble diet.

@@miaomiaochan Kibble still doesn't seem natural, and it's usually loaded with other products and very little natural food.

kibble diets actually aren't that bad. I had 2 cats brother and sister. my male cat like mayo developed a urinary blockage due to stress. (there where a lot of kids around and he couldn't take it.) luckily we caught it in time and managed to save his life. after that we switched them both over to IAMS urinary tract formula (kibble) and they ate that for pretty much their entire lives. my big boy got out when he was 10 and never came home, but his sister lived to be 19 she developed Hyperthyroidism when she was 14 and had a heart murmur ultimately passing away due to a blood clot going to her lungs. but according to the vet she had the most beautiful teeth and never had to have any dental work done. no we did not brush her teeth, she wasn't fond of it. there are bad parts to kibble but there are good parts to it too. its mostly about knowing what the pros and cons are and finding a way to deal with them.

​@@CircussCakenatural DOES NOT always equal good, i am so tired of people spreading this rhetoric.

Did you that face towards the end? There are many broken things and some blood offerings in the owners' future. Retribution will be had.

He knows you love him ❤️

The mattes looked hard to keep up with! Hopefully it felt good

He must be exhausted from being sick, or liking the feel of the shaver?!

Cats are pretty strange when it comes to that. A friend has to Persians and you can t brush them...no way. The kill themself, there owner...the brush..everyone and they will scream the whole time. Beeing shaved is absolutely fine for them.

That made me laugh out loud

The part that got me was when he finally flopped over in defeat.

this is a quality caption

Wat

It looks like a combination of giving up and "oh, the air is petting me?"

I bet the whole club would be lookin at him. 💁🏻‍♀️

I can imagine him hitting the floor..

@@mandatory1561 not without some apple bottom jeans😂

@@mandatory1561 shorty got low, low low, low, low ,LOW , low, LOW….

I adore everything about this thread!

OMG. He was Spidey!

Yes, that was definitely a two person job!

Mayo and Fredo really hate bath

And that WAS a stink eye..

I had a wonderful Maine Coon named "Frisky Joe" in the early 2000's. The humane society had named him that, I didn't understand until the middle of the night the first night. He ran all over the house, very similar to what my great dane would do when he got the zoomies. So he stayed Frisky Joe till the end of his life. Man I miss the big guy.

I love that name.

My brother and I named our long-haired tortoiseshell cat Muffin in 1994. We thought she looked like a little bran muffin as a kitten. She and her litter sister, Lucy, were 15 when they died. We were just kids when we got them and our mom named Lucy.

My mom named her childhood cat Spunky

I mean, I wanted to name my cat Missile “Missy” Launcher (we went with blueberry 🙄)

Good for you!! And thanks for the info. I have a gorgeous, healthy boy kitty, but if he ever seems off, I will take him to the vet straight away in case : )

It must be so hard for cat owners! 😕 Cats seem to be a bit like babies in that their health problems can go from "feeling meh" to "yikes" super quickly, and it seems to be hard to tell when they're just feeling a bit off & when they're actually sick? Emergency vet visits can't be cheap either, so major kudos to the owners who take that step just in case...

@@anna_in_aotearoa3166 cats also can hide pain quite well, so when they do show their pain, it’s probably bad

To be fair a urinary blockage will kill a human in about the same time. Burst bladder=death.

@@benbooth2783 Yikes! 😬

Mayo definitely didn’t give up on life knowing what he’d been through

He’s honestly one of the best behaved cats I’ve ever seen. So tolerant! So glad he’s okay :)

While trying to figure out how to escape the bathtub next time.

Or a pair of Uggs boots.

That's why he's so angry, because he knew the outdated outfit was coming. 😂

@@ophilianecr help

he's wearing them boots with the fur (with the fur)

Absolutely! Him and the trash goblin are my favorite cats featured on the channel. 😃

He really does!

Oddly specific compliments like this are the best possible compliments!

He realized that rehisstance was furtile.

Mayo’s on x-games mode.

He reached his life goal; one pull up.

I had a cat that put a hole in a Rubbermaid tub AND bent the corner down permanently!! For me the plastic tub was easier to keep her than a full size bathtub where I couldn’t reach half of it due to the sink location! (old water closet in a 1920 house!) So I improvised by using a 25 gallon Rubbermaid tub! 😹

@@Sigurther best comment

And trim grinch feet!

SO TRUE!!💞

*Parkour!*

Mayo the Magnificent!

WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest KZfaqr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear wov

I wonder if he was grumpy before because of being ill?

@@AxxLAfriku whoa whoa whoa such narcissism, now stfu and touch some grass

@@AxxLAfriku wth?

The spice of life.... is Mayo

I think its more because he lowkey loved the dryer.

💗

he does have panache' .

Praying for your sweet girl! 🙏🏼 😻

I hope all goes well for your lovely lady ❤️

Praying for your sweet baby 😘🥰💗🙏

Hope she will get better soon 💙

I hope your dear girl is up and demanding treats/attention in no time.

Mayo: “the grind never stops 💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥”

Lmfao!! Mayo looked so strong there for some reason 😭

"In the dark of the night, terror will strike her!"

Terror’s the least I can do!

@@MultiMariana55 I couldn't help myself and sang this! Continued by the low barritone of "Strike herrrr!!!" "In the dark of the night, terror comes true. Doom her!" lol

"my dear, here's a sign, it's the end of the line" Haven't watched that movie in a while!! Super glad Mr. Mayo is alright.

I literally laughed out loud at "Terror's the least I can do!" it's 3 in the morning and I scared my cat right of the bed...hahaha 🤣 🤣 Sorry, not sorry Muffin!

I am new too, I hope Mayonnaise is going ok.

Correction -- Mr. Mayo is full of piss, as in "piss and vinegar", which he has in plenty 😸

I know! He's like, "well, you wanted me to drink more water! What did you expect?"

So good to hear your cat is doing well ( where would we be without our little bossy, mischievous,innocent companions)😊

He’s taking good care of his humans I see 😊

You mean majestic mayonaise at his finest

Pro tip: we had great success asking for a down-the-spine mohawk, and then even with a spikey down the spine dragon cut modification on this for our cat Hobgoblin. Who looked like a green-eyed, grayer cousin of Mayo. Sooooooo highly recommended.

If he drunk a liter per day he would be dead after a day. That's like drinking your total weight. Fun fact if a human drink 6+ liters of water he can die of blood dilution. 1 to 2 liter of water is considered normal for a HUMAN. Double that if you do extreme physical activity in a dry place. Double again and you risk dying if you are not.

Seems like the dryer might be the one part he actually kinda likes 😂😂

and don’t forget all of us who obsessively watched her videos so she could have more ad money