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Asmon is the only person who can somehow look more homeless inside his house than when he's outside

i fear not the man who cooks 1000 different steaks, i fear the man who cooked 1 steak 1000 times

"Do you have smoke alarms?" "What?" Killed me

"oh thats not black mold. an opossum broke in through the lights" Bro just says it like thats normal

This explains why Asmon is never sick. His antibodies are level 9000

They could have a whole OTK event just cleaning Asmons house.

Love how Emiru is trying to be nice by saying stuff like "it looks ... cozy" Tectone: "There's no way a guy would eat shit for 10, 12 years." That face Asmon made was pure gold.

when emiru was about to bring the paper towerl and asmon said "youre literally wearing pants" it confused me for a solid 15 minutes before i understood meant to use the pants to whipe her hands...

A person who throws away the dead rats before their guests arrive is a true host 😊

No drug addiction. No disability. Just straight gamer. This man is an anomaly they should make a HBO documentary about him.

I feel so much better about my house.

Emi looking like a social worker lol

No matter how much Asmond tries to warn people of his goblin nature, no one can ever truly be prepared.

asmon is the only creator that will never have to worry about creepy stalker fans or enemies, those people gotta compete with raccoons, insects, opossum, and other dangers that lurk in his walls and backyard before facing a lich lord wielding a great sword. It literally sounds like a dungeon boss lair 🤣

idk if anyone reads the comments on this anymore but i wanted to say i empathise. I lost my own mom to cancer in 2021 and it destroyed me, I was a full time carer to her and the strong woman who raised me faded away right in front of me, and it traumatised me too. I'd never seen death so up close and it haunted me. I had regrets and questions and i had to deal with it all at once, funeral planning and contacting businesses about her passing, it was all too much. I became a hermit and lived in a hoard mess. My room was top to bottom trash. I could barely walk through it. Everyday when i walked in there was a curtain of flies i had to battle and spray. I was living off of soda and plastic forks too. I used one bowl i only washed when it was really bad. I had take out food everyday that just made me feel even shitter. And people ask how do you live like that? And the answer is; i just ignored it. It was a blank space in my head, i ignored it until i couldnt open the door properly anymore. Some things happened in life and i needed to change so one day i got some bin bags and just picked it up put it in.i repeated it like a mantra "pick it up put it in" and i did that until all the trash was gone. and it was hard and it took days. Then my boyfriend came over and helped deep clean the rest of the house (we were long distance). I couldnt have gotten out of that hole on my own and you seem to have people that care and love you. Its ok to reach out, no man is an island is what i learned when my mom passed, Ive always been an introvert and wanted to be alone but now i see the importance of having people in your life. Its not a weakness to ask for help, it takes a strong person to keep going. And now i look back to how i used to live and it feels like a fever dream. The room im in now is clean, its unreal how bad it was. But its now a weight off my shoulder and im doing a lot better. I'm not a fan of Asmongold, i dont watch your streams but you're still a human being and you deserve to be happy. I just wanted to write this in case anyone in a similar situation needs it, you can climb out of the hole. It will be hard, but once you're out you'll be free.

wait, dude said "this is my childhood room" So meaning he has lived in that house for a very long time. I think there is a lot more to the iceberg than what i initially thought

I would pay good money for a 20 part series to see this house cleaned out, renovated and all this trophies and nice stuff put on walls etc.

Asmon's house is like a Dark Souls game. Things just find their place and never get touched until you happen upon it years later and it is rich with environmental story telling.

I feel bad for the robbers who'll stumble in this house.

I love how they offered to help, but not in a way that could be taken wrong or disrespectful. It was a friendly, “he if you ever want to clean a room just to see how it feels, I will help.” Super thoughtful way to offer help.

Looking at Asmon's house is like visiting an abandoned building in Fallout. The environment tells a story

The amount of times Emiru stared in silent disbelief was amazing

Bro.... i paused this video and cleaned my house

Ready or Not should make a collaboration with Asmongold and make a mission of rescuing him in this house.

I’m actually surprised asmon let you guys film his house

It’s actually amazing that you can pick up any object in that house, and asmon can tell you a story about that objects life

I like how they’re accepting of everything. They make jokes and stuff but it’s all coming from a place of love. I really love that kind of energy because it’s important and will help people if needed. My philosophy if you’re good at heart the rest doesn’t matter aside from things criminal and what not.

saddest part for me is that my partner is a hoarder and if it weren't for me throwing a fit every now and then this is exactly how my house would look in fact it practically looked like that not long ago until i took it into my own hands .and my 9 yo son is exactly like zack as in he dowsnt want his stuff cleaned up he just wants to live in it so it kinda hits hard for me ngl and gives me a good idea of what a future of them could look like when i'm gone

Everyone talking about Asmon's house but no one talks how nice his friends are.

Now I can see why, no mere mortal can live with Asmongold.

Omg...dude lives in the Resident Evil 7 house. Holy shit man.

As someone who used to live like this... this is a cry for help.

“The ice is moldy” i didnt know that was possible

"there's black mold down there dude" "No a possum came through the ceiling" Wtf is going on lol

I watched this several months ago, I forgot how funny it is that for every new discovery tectone makes asmon has an interesting backstory to it like it's just another Tuesday

I was kind of expecting a rock star crib and what I got was 1 tick above a hobo tent. Wow.

If you're planning to defeat the Asmonlair raid you're gonna need mold resist on your gear, insecticide for the trash mobs, and equip your gas masks for the deeper parts of the dungeon.

This man is the real life Smaug. He is incredibly rich and lives in a cave surrounded by his treasure.

I honestly think whoever the other dude is is a super good friend. He kept coming up with things to say about Asmons house that he loved when in reality there is nothing lovely about it. (And I am not judging. My house was almost identical a year and a half ago when I was going through severe depression and stayed that way up until about 8 months ago). Asmon is a good soul and thats all that matters, and his friend is a loyal one.

Notice how he washes the pan way more than he'd ever do it for himself. He clearly cares for the two and knows this isn't how others live.

I'm 1 minute in and im already starting to deep clean my house

You gotta love that mad lad. It seems like he lost control and yet sometimes you can't help but feel that he lives his life more conciously than most of us.

"The ice is moldy" THE FUCKING WHAT???

In a way Asmon is living his dream. The sadness comes from the unstoppable progression of time. I don’t think I could mentally handle still being in my childhood home, alone, after my mom had passed. I hope he stays well and his friends look after him.

This whole experience was otherworldly but when they started eating together and doing crazy shit in the garden. Man that was wholesome AF.

"When we ran out of room in the trash can we would just buy a new trash can" "Ohh" 😆

The Blackpool F.C. scarf has blown my box!!!

Absolutely insane when you consider this man’s a millionaire

We finally discovered what Asmon considers to be too disgraceful to be around: dead rats. That's where he draws the line.

What my mom thinks when i will get older and live alone in a house.

My grandfather's house was worse than this, he lived in a house that looked similar to this in a way, the sink in the kitchen was literally rotting off the wall, the ceiling in rooms had fallen in, but it just smelled like death, the floors were covered in a thick layer of compost and the place was full of dirty dishes and so on, I can't imagine living like this though.

The craziest part of this is learning that the streaming room is the most liveable room of the house

The reason this episode is 22 minutes long is because thats how long emi and teccy could last before needing to refill on breathable air

This made me incredibly depressed for Asmon and yet also made me smile at the same time. He's ok...but also not ok. I want to go clean up his house so bad now and make some improvements. I dont know if he would even let somebody clean up. He's one of the lucky ones who has a house and a home, I wish we could help him take care of it.

the magic card map , was the only thing organized in his home.

Simultaneously not as bad and worse than what I was expecting. Him even allowing this to happen shows progress. It’s clear you guys care for him and I look forward to the “We cleaned Asmongold’s Lair” OTK stream.

I enjoy how Emiru couldn’t even pretend she wasn’t uncomfortable

8:27 this fucking floored me. 10:40 it becomes like a documentary about Ancient Egypt

If I owned my father's house and I was living in it alone I probably would end up like this due to depression/grief

This guy probably has enough money to live like an actual king, but he chooses this. It amazes me. What an interesting fellow.

Kind of heartwarming seeing asmongold genuinely enjoying their company. You could see his kid self blooming when he shows them around.

some things never change

You can see the concern in the eyes

Its so wholesome to see adults playing baseball in the yard with a sword

It seems like whenever you enter Asmonlair you seem to receive a debuff. While the boss of the Asmonlair is completely immune to the effect you will not last long unless you have stacked enough resilience.

I used to live like that in my teen when was living alone. The place would get clean once every 2 months when mom or gf decide to do something about it.

This is the best episode of Cribs I’ve ever seen

Asmongold could use a part-time assistant, a house keeper, and a hug.

I feel like they are forming priceless memories and they don't even know it yet. They seem like childhood friends from school. Also Asmon's house is like doing an elite dungeon, just epic. This was seriously wholesome.

Peak entertainment. I love this video because of how real it is.

Didn't they literally get sick the next day? he did mention the disclosure agreement

14:00 imagine the first time to see your neighbor in 10 years and hes in pajama pants swinging a sword

This was the day Tectone finally won me over. He’s a good dude. You can tell him and Emi care about Asmon but don’t want to step on his toes either. It’s his life he can do what he wants, but there are signs… there are definitely signs…

Killer poster. I couldn't find one other than a torn one at the Gamestop dumpsters, but that was way back when the game came out.

0:35 hey one step at a time 😂😂

What’s truly insane is that Asmon might be one of, if not THE only multimillionaire who lives like this. Truly exceptional.

This episode was really special. These three are family, they just accept each other for who they are ❤❤

Dope ass friends. They were just like “yo wtf. This is crazy. Anyways let’s eat and look at cards” lol no judgment.

Whem Asmongold piles the blankets on him and says "I used to have a cardboard box" legitimately broke me 😂

I like how he's like "WHAT BLACK MOLD?" then he's just like "naa that's just the possum that came through the roof"

This ep kinda broke my heart. Asmon been through a lot through the years. Seeing all of the house and how his friends responded. But you can tell they actually do care.

My family has moved 4 times over the years. Only a few pieces of furniture have been maintained, and personally my junk not including clothes can probably fit within a few boxes in my car. Theres just so much stuff just rotting. Imagine him for example moving into a small apartment. He's anchored.

THE ICE IS MOLDED i cant XD

I think it's really nice of Emi and Tec to befriend this man who's fallen on hard times.

as far as i know his mom is pass a way yea? the reason why everything is the "same" is because it reminds him of his childhood and when his mom lives, I hope he is ok

I'de so down to clean that house. The satisfaction seeing everything being moved around and organised would be monumental.

I've always loved the popcorn ceiling

I think this is an eye opener for people that didn't believe him when he said his house is a literal biohazard, I admire his honesty and acknowledgement of his living situation and he doesn't make any excuses whatsoever

I just love that Asmon can explain every nook and cranny in his house 😅

Tectone was so right. It really is like his whole life in one building. Pretty neat if gross. As for what to do, I think they're on the right track. Just keep visiting him and there will be a reason to clean up more parts of the house. That, or take him on a day trip and pay some cleaners. Maybe do it again to fix the holes and renovate all the mold sources.

Every corner, bits on the floor/carpet, Asmon has a story to tell. I find it incredible that he remembers everything 😂

based on *personal* experience: To clean this he'd have to go through all this stuff and decide what to do with it, and that means he would have to confront himself with a lot of potentially bad memories. Especially that his mom died he would have to face (again) and there's most likely much more we do not know about. It's not just an act of cleaning up.

Finally I have all the information I need to build Asmon's house in Minecraft

The fact they left the door open shows it needed some air.

I appreciate how he doesn't concern himself with trying to impress anyone. He doesn't go crazy cleaning if he's having company, he just shows them who he is, even when the camera isn't running.

This is sad. I love Asmon, but the home is a shrine to his mom. Nothing has changed since she passed, other than decomposing. Love to you Asmon. I hope you win the demons you have left to defeat.

the chemistry between them is so gold, holy shit that felt wholesome.

Makes me actually love the guy. I’m not kidding. He’s literally a person that could be your friend for life and that is so fucking rare these days. I don’t even know bro irl but I would have his back anytime fr.

Tectone just calling every beat moments before it happens is crazy 💀