"Depressing happy birthday" is the best bit

Jonk saying “progenitor” legit made me think he was gonna say “prostate” for a second

I did not expect that “CATH SIT DOWN YOU BELLEND!” from Ellis, while Jake was reading out that donation message! He literally just pulled another “SHITTER’S FREE!” 😂

Cath dealing with a "dodgy" airlock seems topical considering how often doors are blowing off airplanes.

Always going to be 3 things in a WPE video. A sing along to a song. Cath being Cath. Someone completely messing something up that kills everyone.

The entirety of space is 80% empty, the odds of a collision out there is basically naught And yet these guys still managed to nearly slam straight into an asteroid 😅

"Now number 5..." you're a real one, respect. XD

airlocks will always be funny in games. actual happy birthday ellis.

5:32 “That's No'-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock.” -Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

Interesting way to start the video someone wheezing

It seems airlocks are the WPE team's worst enemy. 😂😂

How does Gabby NOT laugh her ass off when doing the pennywhistle birthday bit, i would pass out laughing in her position xd

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLIS! 😂 These guys never fail to make me laugh.

That discussion about FTL in the 6:00 mark makes me wish I was in that chat so I could nerd out, but essentially this is why in good SCIFI you usually have designated jump points in between planetary stops. Effectively you'd initially rely on slower-than-light (but still fast) travel to map the distance between two safe points, then rely on advanced computer programs to instruct the FTL drive to travel for how long/at what distance before shutting down. From there it'd be no different than planning a normal trip. The bonus would be if we developed FTL communications (which based on what I've heard last, that might actually be made before proper FTL travel) and then have two waystations talking to one another describing the local cosmic weather to ensure there are no random collisions with foreign matter like asteroids or micrometeor showers.

The way the "Depressing happy birthday" song is played, sounds like its in the middle of offing itself as it "sings" lol

The title is the most right thing ever, and the proof is the first few seconds

Jake being the 'pregante!' meme on 7:13 is hilarious!

literally just found you through your barotrauma video, glad to see airlocks shenanigans are a reoccurring theme

5:32: I think you've hung out with Jonk a little too long there, Ellis.

9:10 Alex: what do we do for a living Gabby: well i do graphic design

you could warp between galaxies easily since there is a whole lot of nothing in-between. Love the funny moments thank you

6:20 One fun issue with current theoretical warp technologies is that any particles the warp field collided with on the way to the destination would stack up on the front of it. When you stop, these particles at *very nearly lightspeed* get launched in the direction of travel. Even in space, there are particles everywhere. Wherever you go, you will fire a highly precise planet-destroying beam in front of you the instant you try to stop. So to answer Ellis' question of what would happen if you warped into an atmosphere... well at the very least it would be the last time anyone got to experience said atmosphere as it would be obliterated.

0:00 Wait what happened to the intro... okay I see why the intro is late. 0:29 Jonk the shield sacrifice 0:38 Not even a full minute and Jonk is already dead weight 0:51 And now Alex is dead weight, really peak WPE content 1:13 Its fiiiiiiineeeee 1:25 The worst place to leave a door to the outside open 1:49 Gabby the cat 2:00 Ellis being a nuisance to Jonk again, but seriously this is quite stupid that it works this way 2:19 The collaboration panel, a device that WPE does not possess 2:35 Peak WPE communication, feels like I type this every video now lol. 3:10 Gabby the goblin who enjoys different things from Alex 3:36 Now its Alex and another unnamed person being a nuisance 3:49 Cath likes and wants to do the big pew pew 4:14 I want it that way! 4:43 Swivel chair nonsense 4:58 Random donation raging interruption 5:10 More swivel chair nonsense 5:19 A crash course on ship sizes and types ranging from big, small and mejium 6:04 WPE science talk 6:45 Well cry about it, then again WPE knows the truth 7:11 Prognitaur 7:27 Spaceship maintenance sounds like a driving test apparently 7:37 pleasure_schlong 7:49 Happy Birthday Ellis! Also depressing birthday song on the penny whistle (My ears yet again bleed) 9:02 Engine trimming 9:18 Flesh puppets 9:46 Errrrrrr.... wtf???!!! 10:00 JONKGLISH STRIKES AGAIN to end the video!

Man, i don't know why but the hbd song sounds more sad then depressed. Might just be what i'm feeling about life rn.🙃 Thanks for the video as always!

Was waiting for this! Love it😂

You guys are the only channel I can watch with my deaf friend. Thank you for all the laughs :}

That birthday song rendition. 🤌🏼👌🏼PERFECTION!

Interesting way to start the vid, a funny short clip then intro!!

Either the door wasn't really *that* locked, or it keeps opening itself! A mistery 🤭 Thanks for playing Void Crew guys, your videos are always hilarious! Metem preserve you.

Bringing smiles as always, even when recovering from a bout of the ‘rona

Thanks for the tunes Gabby! Now my eye won't stop twitching.

the team talking about ftl travel just reminds me of star wars. "ftl ain't like dusting crops boy!"

I can’t decide if I like the Mejium or the snake charmer birthday comment better. I was laughing so hard I started wheezing. Absolutely hilarious and thank you I desperately needed a good laugh!! 😂

Oh my god, Gabby playing happy birthday on the penny whistle sounds like a fucking elk

Damn near pissed myself at 5:46 after Alex, Ellis and Jonk all got MEJIUM! 😂😂😂😂

WPE get me in stitches every time. Thank you for the depressing birthday tune.

This gane looks so fun! I hope they do more of it

Bought this after their second stream. Bloody hell it’s fun if you like space sims

Like the format of quick scene before the intro

"Even on my fucking birthday" No, no. *especially* on your birthday Happy belated b-day Ellis🎉

Maestro Gabby. You are too good for us! 😂

Dog did not enjoy the happy birthday at all 😂 she went and hid under bed

the penny whistle solo sounds like a dying loon and nearly had me pissing myself

Space is so empty FTL wouldn't need to really worry about stuff in its way

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY ELLIS. KEEP BEING A NEEEERD!! Jokes aside, love y'all tho, have a good year this year Ellis

"What are you doing, step frigate?"

Happy birthday Ellis!! May it forever be your birthday

Loving to see the depressed birthday song on my birthday lmaoo

They should play palworld it seems right up their alley with the stuff they do as well as the stuff that happens in that game

First clip reminded me of “My job is to open and close doors”.

That was scary not immediately starting with the classic worst premade ever

Not 2 minutes in and Cath pressed a button 😆

After all these years of the joking, it was finally Ellis' birthday, and I have never heard anybody had the piss taken out of them more than this

1:12 I'd like to imagine this is what the conversation was like before they hit that iceberg...

At this point whenever cath fucks up I imagine her staring off into oblivion with like a thousand yard stare and slowly blinking one eye at a time with a head empty expression

I'd say happy birthday, Ellis, but since he is such a raging depressed maniac, I'll just say, birthday Ellis.

"Now number 5" Ah. Alex is a real one.

Happy Birthday Ellis, I'm shocked you haven't lost your hair from being around someone as stressful as Jonk

6:37 i would've gone with a scotty joke there, "i'm givin' 'er all i got captain"

Happy belated birthday, Ellis

Happy b-day ellis You guys are hilarious

I love how he pressed it then asked if it was locked Peak jonk

I;m glad you enjoyed this underrated game.

The ship was found with no one in it. Though there were immense signs of sabotage

Happy Birthday Ellis!🎉

Thank you Ellis for being on standby to correct Jakes Jonklish.

Moral of the Story: NEVER bring Alex into space.

7:21 voice lines for the new Pokémon game are sounding fantastic

OMG, I just had this video dubbed with an AI in German, and it's just pure chaos :D

"Mission succeded, all crew members have been ejected from the ship"

I loved the happu bithrday so much I woke up from my nap slep

Thank you for showing me a good video. Wishing everyone a very nice day!💓

Intro caught me so off guard and I felt sad that it was gone, but then I was proven wrong

Happy birthday Ellis

Happy birthday Ellis!

Around 6:05, they mention FTL travel. It is sort of possible, but we would need to find a way to open an Einstein Rosen Bridge instead of a blackhole.

Happy birthday ellis

Mozarts been really quiet since this happy birthday came out

Joyous belated birth anniversary, Ellis.

When you have a sh1t day in work. All you need to laugh is watch WPE

Happy birthday Ellis Hope it's a depressing one 🎂

Happy birthday eliiiiiiiiiisss

If WPE ever discovers time travel in this game, it would be an absolute miracle if they don’t catastrophically damage the ship

Ah Depression, The best birthday present. I got my very own 23 years ago.

8:43 I took my earplugs off that was annoying good

Happy late birthday to Ellis, you're my favourite old man gamer on the internet!

CANT WAIT TO SEE WPE PLAY HELLDRIVERS 2 SO MUCH CONTENT :: DROPS 500KG BOMB NEXT TO ALEX ::

If we could do ftl travel it would be extremely rare to jump inside of something. Everything in space is so spread out the chances are low you'd hit anything

WPE and airlocks just don't mix 😂

Idk what to comment, but I strangely feel obligated to do so…

Id love to see a Valentine's day stream where jake and gabby, ellis and cath play fable 3 coop in the same vc and just see who plays faster and better plus its extremely british

So im a huge nerd and the whole speed of light or faster than light travel is tackled in multiple sci fi media forms. The closest we have in real life is spaceships having computers that make tiny adjustments based on sensor readings but compared to light speed they still go very slow. Starwars explains warp travel by having hyper lanes, which are giant clear stretches of space dedicated for faster than light travel. Pretty much allowing pilots fo set the ship to fly straight for multiple light years. Other forms of media describe making shields a kind of shield out of plasma that pushes things away and theoretically these can exist it'd just be very draining in terms of resources. Then finally advanced ai with multiple types of sensors and scanners could steer for us but we'd have to rely on the system running on quantum computers and hooe nothing goes wrong which is difficult cause the universe doesn't like computers.

6:07 Well, someone did propose a way to make FTL travel possible (theoretically, at least). Basically, getting a ship to move faster than light is still not possible, so they instead proposed bending space around the ship to get the ship within that space to move faster than light, since space itself has no speed limit. It's called the Alcubierre drive and agrees with Einsteins equations. A good analogy would be a fish (ship) not being able to swim faster than a certain speed in water (space), so it instead swims with a current (bent space) to move faster than it otherwise could.

8:24 Sounds like for when someone dies on their birthday.

I love this band of dumbasses

That's why the star ships in starwars have literal super computers

It has been -1 days since our last workplace accident

This flute was kinda nice tbh

_Progonitaur the Belatinator_

Love thus group GG, so funny lol ^.^