The woman might just have said that because it is served in a squeezy tube, like a tube of toothpaste, though. It's not necessarily mint flavoured. It could be dog turd flavoured, for all we know, because that's an alien delicacy... unless the author wants to weigh in and let us know which... 💩

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Not sure what the hate is with mint or Licorice , I like black Licorice ( especially Jelly beans) and mint ( Mint chocolate chip Ice cream), but alas I guess everyone has their preferences

@@AndrooUK I was only thinking of consistency when I wrote the line, honestly I was thinking of MRE cheese I had in the army, but that felt too specific to put into a story, so I went with tooth paste.

I see what you did there. Great Black Ship reference 👌

Thank you. Glad you like it

sort-off

More like Power Armor. But it’s a good stepping stone for Mechs then true Gundams.

More like SC Terran marines.

Pretty much 40k terminators

we can barely drive cars without running into shit! Gundams would be a disaster! 🤣🤣🤣

I tried to include first deployment units from across the world, most of the ended up US because that’s what I know best. But the nightwitches were super badass and I’ll never forget about them.

But...do we get Gundams?

​@@michaeloxlongIt's ridiculous either way. 😅 Fast, armoured and armed land vehicles, maybe with some spry exosuit to help soldiers move much more quickly and for longer without tiring, would be better. Aerial or long range missile/mass driver assaults, and drones, would be the deal of the day. But, hey. Simple people like their simple pleasures of shiny things, flashing lights, lens flares, explosions, and giant robots with swords. 🚨🗡️🤖

We have something better - Space Marines!

@@AndrooUK Gundams is kind of a deal breaker here...

Thank You for Your Kind Words 🥰

"Segt"

Too many of these HFY and other TTS narrated scifi stories are just lifted, ad nauseum, and without proper titles or credits to the author. Well, Google only seems to care when it's a big company being shafted, because that might cost them money in a court... the little guys writing these niche stories are basically fucked, if they even realise their story has been used, as users don't have a mechanism to report known or suspected copyright infringement, the option is only given to the copyright holder himself. Although, that's not surprising. Google wants this KZfaq experience to be as milquetoast and braindead as possible. Automated comment deletion if the algorithm doesn't approve (happens regularly, refresh your comments after 30s and see if they're still there), turning the thumbs down buttons of videos and comments into paperweights, automated algorithms to show you identical content, permitting (and quietly encouraging, as long as us sheeple keep watching) clickbait titles, and more...

​@@AndrooUK To be fair, most of these stories are taken from a Reddit board so are not copywriter. As for the rest, yeah, you can find several channels posting the same stories and most of them have clickbait titles. It's really rare for the channel to have either original material or decent oration. So far I have only found one channel with a Human orator and he posts basically the same stories. This, story itself, is much better than the normal ones you find for a lot of reasons. One of the top reason is some lowly commander isn't a ships captain, galactic Ambassador, fleet Commander and Marine special forces all in one.

Vomit is from the stomach. Birds do not feed vomit. Birds feed from the throat. PS I am not a native English speaker. Hope you still get it.

​@@Ingo-hw4qqWell, some birds (most don't) regurgitate, which is a voluntary behaviour (either initiated by the parent in response to a chick's demands, or the chick pecking at a special part of the beak in some species) that is less sudden and 'violent' than the vomiting reflex. It indeed brings food from the stomach, which may be partially digested intentionally, or just eaten to store it and keep other animals from snatching the food after the parent has found it and it on its way back, which may take it some time. However, it is indeed very similar to vomiting because of how both use the same kind of mechanisms and motions to bring food up, which birds also do in response to toxins, and whatnot.

Came here to say this

So I was trying to say something particular here about gaps in knowledge, where Sgt. white is a smart dude but doesn’t know much about birds, there were alot of jokes I thought would hit that didn’t in the end I guess.

Thank you

ok boomer

Those are a minority, realistically just the idea of going into space would result in mass recruitment but not to the extent shown here

​@isaaclepischak812 no, he insulted old people too. I would guess a gen-z. But there's definitely truth in his words despite the insults.

Th AI orator was ok but had a few mistakes that spelling out the full word could have corrected.

It's one of the better AI readers. Not nearly a bad as the one that kept saying 'green berries wreck-on unit' 😂 It was trying to say Green beret recon unit.

AI readers have improved immensely over the last month. Depends a lot of the channel and what reader the channel owner is using.

@@leighganschow5652 agreed. But if no one comments they will think they are good

@@TheDurid1 that would suck.

The readers are one thing, it’s that many of these channels (not this story I believe) use AI to write the stories.

Hi I’m the author, I’ve seen a couple comments about this sentiment but yours seems the best one to respond to. There’s a ton of pc/woke/dei/crt stuff in this story, i just addressed it all in passing. And that seems to cause people to be more accepting of it.

@@williamthebadgerwilliams623 I think that most Americans have become underwhelmed with the leftist movement and ideologies, and, the push to turn America into a totalitarian state.

That’s fair, more than anything I kinda want people to hear the story though, so if another one gains traction I’ll let anyone who asks do it just like I did this one.

It would depend as much on the aliens as anything. You could find aliens that are very docile and friendly or those that wouldn't even consider humans as sentient beings, just insects to be squashed. We could find our "warlike" nature to be considered very peaceful and gentle in comparison to what we find out in the vast expanse of space.

A.I. you can find the same voice used on several channels.

​@@KhalifrioTTS (Text-to-speech) isn't the same as AI as people generally understand it. Calling everything computers do 'AI' just makes the term useless.

@@AndrooUK Just using the same term in the original question. Didn't feel like confusing stonereaper with the difference or spending the time to explain it. Besides I knew some one, who gets their jollies correcting everyone, would show up.

AI...as in prettygood text to speech.

AI is used to create better text to speech algorithms. So it's acceptable to call it AI, especially the lay person who doesn't understand the difference.

I put no proof reading into Reddit stories, and I’m glad someone on this thread understands that, several of them are just me being too lazy to reread with any effort before I hit post.

I kind of like the way it mispronounced chamber like ham brrrr. We should really spell it chaimber.

I kinda lost the flow at the end of it. Sorry about that.

They're too busy back at home, wearing VR goggles and masturbating to furry tentacle gender bending images and videos, whilst self-🩸 because they are taught to hate themselves, have no personal agency, and to blame everything on society or a medical diagnosis or anyone else but themselves. The rest of the people are giddy to enter a space war, for some reason, and want to play out their Pacific Rim fantasies.

Of course they wouldn’t be here, they are a minority and when war breaks out those type of people basically go extinct.

Well those people would immediately become irrelevant under the threat of alien invasion.

​@@peenoice5176😮they're already irrelevant, they just have the money to stay in power

It's not AI. It's text to speech. There is no AI, just poorly designed Virtual Intelligence, called VI.

I'm so sorry that you can't switch to another video and KZfaq locks your device onto videos one at a time. Humans are expensive so your real options are this or nothing.

In defense of this channel, I made a ton of typos when writing the story and didn’t feel like proof reading.

@@williamthebadgerwilliams623 poor reasoning If u are going to do something do it right or dont bother b/c a wrong thing is still wrong And having an AI read is just dumb for they cant speak right yet and take away from the story with its mispronunciations So find someone who can read and do this right

Hey author here, I tried to keep things real from the soldier’s perspective to what I experienced in the army. I understand if that bothers you, but when I was enlisted the f word was common place, so no I can’t leave it out and be genuine.