A two year old is a just a dictator without an army

We’ve all worn colander hats Styx. #kids

Trump needs to say “I think Sloppy Joe needs to drop out of the race and name Cackles as the new nominee” to really mess with the lefties.

Gen Z looks older because they have been fed a healthy diet of despair growing up

If i only watched Mainstream, i would have to surmise that Trump beat Biden so bad, it gave him dementia.

Today we are graced by the hunter of jumanji

And yet you still look more intelligent than so many other commentators

Spaceballs styx?

I’m so happy for you that you have a beautiful family, cat, garden, etc.

Your daughter is a born fashion designer. Bravo.

Heck yeah go dad! These are the best days.

I also have a toddler, so I know the deal. This morning he made me wear a toddler's toy hard hat (which of course kept falling off my head because it didn't fit). Last night he made me walk around with a comforter pretending to be a blanket monster that he was running away from.

Time stamps Emerson polls 4:42 WURD fires Sanders 7:37 Stephanopolous 20:13 Pot in ND 25:21 Beryl 33:13 Labour MP Carling 39:19

Hey buddy my baby is now over 40 and she remembers her Perfect childhood because of silly games forts and treehouses .you are a good dad .😊

I started getting grey hair at 19 yrs old, I am modtly of British decent, I turned 19 in 1980 we didn't have microplastics back then. Milk soda and beer still csme in glass, aluminum or wax cardboard in the 70s

The things we do for our kids

Chuckle. Kids are awesome. You’re a lucky man sir!

Devo!!!! Whip it -Whit it good STYX!!

The way you say colander, there can be only one. 😊

I really enjoyed listening while sitting at desk doing reports. Your success is inspiring to many. Los Angeles

Wait til she turns 12… Best of Luck!!

Please remind everyone down ballot is important too. Without the house and Senate they will impeach him day 1

My daughters are both grown up now, but I definitely would have worn the colander if told to do so. Frankly, I still would even though they're grown up.

What a good Dad.

I am a meteorologist, I have been watching Beryl all along. Beryl is not even a tropical depression anymore. The only thing that is left is heavy rainfall. For the Vermont area, it will affect that area today(Wednesday) and tomorrow (Thursday). Rainfall totals in the Rutland,VT area will be around an inch. Vermont near the Canadian border could see 2/3 inches of rainfall.

we did not have lego as children We had dirt and sticks

Styx, I'm the unofficial Linux apostle, please let me proselytise! Share with us names of the software you'd like to have running on Linux so we can help with making it so!

As to Pot in ND, it’s a fear of turning into another Colorado.

Oh shit, Styx went Pastaferian!! 😅😅

New hat merch looks sick

Old people who dye their hair look haggard.

Your helmet was like a white Devo hat! Whip it good!!!

Ahh daughters 😂 mine is 20 years now and visiting her boyfriend for the summer vacation so I’m safe, but she used to want me to accompany her for horse riding every week for years 😬 horses taste fine but that’s about my love for horses, luckily my son doesn’t like horses too 😊 people who doesn’t understand properly don’t have children 🤷‍♂️ children is something you should not miss out on in my opinion 😊

That guy looked like he had water on the brain, his head is huge

Houston metro. 2.3 million without power after it hit. Only 1.2 million left to restore. This was a historical outage. Largest ever for centerpoint.

Yes!! I agree that it don't matter where we are from let's eat Mexican food!!!!!

Nice. Not all men look good in a colander😊

Beryl is over the great lakes right now. Its heading north, Vermont is predicted to get 3" of rain, you will be fine. Texas got hammered.

As long as you dont start singing "whip it" by Devo....😅

I'm so jealous all I have are tin foil hats.

Be careful when speaking while wearing that helmet. You might strain your voice.

Showing solidarity with Biden by wearing a helmet. lol

43:58 - I think that Member of Parliament Sam Carling who is allegedly 22 years old may be sick. He looks ill to me (cancer?).

the things we do for our children. 🤣🤣🤣. So cool!

Plastic colander !? Plastic is for the peasants.

All praise to the FSM, may his noodley goodness be upon you.

I have a medical card in Colorado. I smoke everyday with very little impact to my life. Except for better sleep and less pain, less bored.

Your daughter is right. You look good with that hat.

Because we are HAPPIER Styx !! That’s the only answer

But it leads right to the next better high , devastating results in my own family . I've seen it 1st hand

that helmet is fire.

Is Styx working construction now!?

Q: Why did Styx wear a colander on his head? A: To deal with mental strain.

Off the rails? Where we’re going we don’t need rails!

Kids are funny, the things they make us do. 😂

That’s real fathering, Captain Colander

Sun exposure and not wearing sunglasses wrecks your skin and causes wrinkles.

Making magical memories with your daughter is commendable. Just close the blinds and dance with her like there's no tomorrow, i promise she will never forget. Make her world safe and magical with her Daddy as her biggest fan. Much love Styx

Power move Dad.

If you hadn’t said it was a colander, I would have assumed it was just a cool hat. The things we do for our toddlers 😂❤ 🥄

Pastafari! All hail the FSM! ramen 🙏🏻

The news reporter was fired because she blew the whistle on the network accepting 4 questions. Wether or not she intended to ask them before hand. Questions suggested, 4 accepted, not a true interview

As much as I find Styx to be obnoxious with his Tulsi push, I will gladly listen to him this week since Tim has had every blackpill suppository inserted, and has become the biggest downer for no reason. And if he brings up the Missouri and texas numbers story again, I'm probably unsubing. He has had multiple opportunities to talk to people in the know and refused to.

Jumanji !!!!!!

Beryl is now in Western NY and it was a bit of rain for 30 minutes (heavy summer shower w/o the smell of brine) we do have tornado watches going on for the lower Finger Lakes, they may get them. Unless something more interesting happens, my section of Western NY didn't get enough to water the lawn...

Carling looks young to me, but with that giant cranium and Frodo eyes, he looks weirder than you wearing a colander hat.

I don’t really trust Tulsi but strategically she makes sense

The main thing I do not like about these MJ laws is the fact that you can't own guns if you are a user. Seems to be the biggest load of BS I've ever heard.

What do you know about Zulu styx?

I would be a communist too if I looked like that MP.

YOU ARE THE BEST DAD!!!!!!!

The colander cap looks like a bucket hat. Awesome!

brain salad surgery

very cool pith helmet!

The new strainer helmet. Lol you ready for war now my man.

Stress and drug use ages them faster

He was boiled for our sin!

Are you straining words today. Kids man kids

They both did the same thing. Two methods of delivery. There are no pure bloods

Love the new look!

Metro Detroit, SE Mich is getting clobbered by the hurricane remnant since midnight Tue thru all day Wed.

900am WURD in Philadelphia is awful black supremacy urban radio station. I've tried to listen to it here in nearby South Jersey, but it is too depressing.

I live in Maine, marijuana is legal but it is illegal to grow your own.

Whip it good, Styx!

Your daughter chose a terrible colander. It doesn’t go with your shirt at all..!

Hurricane rolled through Michigan today on its way to the Vermont as we speak. Was heavy rain for a while but not too horrible. You should be getting back after it’s over

Cute cat! Don’t stop being weird!

Netherlands are the Chicago Cubs of European football. Lol

Lol, what are you talking about? This hurricane has already crossed over into Canada, lol. Ontario here, 1 hr north of Toronto, been raining fir 3 hours lol

Daughter knows best.

All the power to you there Styx I did that with my two year olds also... Enjoy them at that age.

Technically, they're supposed to card you if you look under 40. So you being carded to buy beer or something makes sense

Dad Styx is Best Styx.

You wear it well!

Styx if you spraypaint that brown you could be an english rifleman during the battle of Rorkes drift

Two men enter one man leaves

Red tsunami again 😂😂 didn’t learn anything from the first time when the GOP didn’t even deliver a red drip

Styx’s daughter is converting him from Pagan to Pastafarian.

Good dad moment

Nice Hat