Weekend Update *BEST OFFENSIVE JOKES* 💀

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Жыл бұрын

A compilation of my favourite jokes from 2022-23.
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@DrClawizdead
@DrClawizdead Жыл бұрын
Half of the comments on this video are telling people not to be offended, but there are NO comments by anyone that is offended. Fucking hilarious!
@TorchTaylor21
@TorchTaylor21 Жыл бұрын
it's wild really lol
@SceneWins
@SceneWins Жыл бұрын
I was just scrolling to find one. Hahahaha
@issorlol
@issorlol Жыл бұрын
@August they're at a comedy show absolutely no one is offended life gets so much better when we stop making up ghosts to fight
@roguesheep3083
@roguesheep3083 Жыл бұрын
this discussion is offensive
@jj947
@jj947 Жыл бұрын
Honestly anti-PC people are on more of a hair trigger than PC people
@brandonthegoat1238
@brandonthegoat1238 Жыл бұрын
I love how when Che offends the crowd he knows the joke is good 😂😂😂
@gekara1237
@gekara1237 Ай бұрын
He knows he spawns Norm's spirit everytime the audience hisses 😂❤
@sadas3190
@sadas3190 7 ай бұрын
I like how Che doesn't just write absolute career enders for Jost, but then actively piles on with the crowd.
@Baileemariiee
@Baileemariiee Жыл бұрын
The joke is on another level of good when Michael has to tell the audience it’s not real
@TheCablife
@TheCablife 6 ай бұрын
It’s peak comedy when Che writes a really racist joke for Colin to tell and then chastises him for telling a racist joke.
@Hadfield15
@Hadfield15 4 ай бұрын
That’s some next level gaslighting lmfao
@ZoneZero253
@ZoneZero253 Ай бұрын
Dude like’s cooking with GAS
@zenopsy0149
@zenopsy0149 11 ай бұрын
I love watching these two try to get each other in trouble. It's hysterical
@darkknight7545
@darkknight7545 Жыл бұрын
3:11… it’s the “why” at the end that cracks me up every time!!!!!
@katerinaaqu
@katerinaaqu Жыл бұрын
I'm with ya here! 😂
@dogchaser520
@dogchaser520 Жыл бұрын
Impersonating a police officer joke was on point
@petergreen2552
@petergreen2552 Жыл бұрын
"thats pretty racist Colin". 😂
@chrisflaherty8991
@chrisflaherty8991 Жыл бұрын
"Incidentally, chimpanzee culture is what my grandfather calls hip-hop." That's funny as hell.
@mark6302
@mark6302 Жыл бұрын
the "WHY?" at the end hahaha
@anti_fascist
@anti_fascist Жыл бұрын
Your profile pic tells you would have found that funny
@chrisflaherty8991
@chrisflaherty8991 Жыл бұрын
@@anti_fascist Indeed I do.
@blackeye3336
@blackeye3336 Жыл бұрын
​@mark6302 the why made it way less funny like he was apologizing shoulda just laughed or said sum like I agree with him that woulda been funny af it's not offensive if ur bein too nice
@blackeye3336
@blackeye3336 Жыл бұрын
​@@anti_fascistyour profile name tells u don't have many friends s
@kris4637
@kris4637 Жыл бұрын
I saw somebody's comment saying "these two writes jokes for each other that Norm used to write for himself"... Couldn't be more true 😂😂
@tylerbushong3452
@tylerbushong3452 Жыл бұрын
That Lethal Weapon joke NEVER gets old!
@Foxy02016
@Foxy02016 Жыл бұрын
Neither does watching Weekend Update
@ryleeevans6211
@ryleeevans6211 7 ай бұрын
my fav is when Che says "Its not REAL!" to reassure them 😂
@blake1896
@blake1896 Жыл бұрын
I died @1:32, When the picture said *”Woman Discovers She Had 2nd Vagina” 🤣😭🤣😭*
@edswope28
@edswope28 3 ай бұрын
Go google it. Its a real thing. Very rare, but still real.
@ashleyboehm8538
@ashleyboehm8538 7 ай бұрын
These two are hilarious! If only SNL could regain it's comedy like these two.
@jayandree4361
@jayandree4361 3 ай бұрын
They are writers on the show too. They need to write more or have their own show
@Lori-lp6uc
@Lori-lp6uc 7 ай бұрын
"Cops like coffee black with a couple of shots in it" These guys are horrible!😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Hadfield15
@Hadfield15 4 ай бұрын
Hey, these guys clearly like their humour like how cops like their coffee. Dark No complaints tho, it was hilarious
@BrettB.
@BrettB. Жыл бұрын
These 2 need their own show.
@ryanstocks4298
@ryanstocks4298 Жыл бұрын
They literally have one. It's called Weekend Update
@ca5611
@ca5611 11 ай бұрын
This is the only part of SNL that's funny anymore
@Spitfyre1011
@Spitfyre1011 7 ай бұрын
I’ve never felt so proud to be a pumpkin-spice-scented trash bag 😂
@Wrathlon
@Wrathlon Жыл бұрын
"Also worried about women losing too much weight? Black guys" That fucking look he gives rofl
@DesiS16
@DesiS16 Жыл бұрын
Who’s offended? Nobody on here lol. Why does everyone keep saying stop being offended? I think it’s ok guy’s lol. This was funny as Fck. 😂😂😂
@melrobertson2743
@melrobertson2743 Жыл бұрын
I think they're referring to the people in the audience
@badwolfhunter221b
@badwolfhunter221b Жыл бұрын
Will absolutely be using pumpkin spice scented trash bags forever now.
@Tubalcain422
@Tubalcain422 Жыл бұрын
the perfect comeback to that: “What?” Then say “What?” Each time they say it.
@bobbifreedman2435
@bobbifreedman2435 Жыл бұрын
Michael’s jokes for Colin slay me.
@Foxy02016
@Foxy02016 Жыл бұрын
And the fact that it goes past Weekend Update too, these 2 are hilarious
@DigitalCrystalline
@DigitalCrystalline Жыл бұрын
The CIA podcast joke is fucking legendary
@vortexathletic
@vortexathletic Жыл бұрын
It’s mildly infuriating that I can see the next headline after the joke, and they skip to a different one 😂
@junglemutt8022
@junglemutt8022 Жыл бұрын
Che’s dark humor is awesome xD
@paulleckner9148
@paulleckner9148 6 ай бұрын
He comes off as rough and tough but we all know he is suave and smooth.
@shellthomas3123
@shellthomas3123 Жыл бұрын
This is the best part of SNL
@crisespinoza1979
@crisespinoza1979 Жыл бұрын
I'm offended that this video wasn't longer!! Hilarious! 😂😂
@blackeye3336
@blackeye3336 Жыл бұрын
4:30 finally a good black joke 😂 best one ive heard recently
@erikpeterson70
@erikpeterson70 6 күн бұрын
The "impersonating a police officer," punchline was fucking hilarious loll
@fattybuccha72190
@fattybuccha72190 8 ай бұрын
We need more skits like these. We need to bring back humor no matter who complains.
@Dorelaxen
@Dorelaxen Жыл бұрын
"I didn't do it!"
@sergeymakarov3301
@sergeymakarov3301 Жыл бұрын
It's just jokes. Laugh and get over it
@KobeLoverTatum
@KobeLoverTatum Жыл бұрын
jeez why are you already offended😂
@namedoesntmatter4923
@namedoesntmatter4923 Жыл бұрын
@qasqer1004you are subbed to Idubbbz and pewdiepie and only now you are concerned about racism?
@makaiwise4609
@makaiwise4609 Жыл бұрын
NO, I AM THOROUGHLY OFFENDED FOR AT JOKES THAT HAVE FUCK ALL TO DO WITH ME
@coachtali5151
@coachtali5151 Жыл бұрын
Ok tough guy that's why I'm here...
@_will.i.am_
@_will.i.am_ Жыл бұрын
@Seriously? ❄️
@petergreen2552
@petergreen2552 Жыл бұрын
Love these two. They really do their best to offend and it's all done in the name of humour.
@christhecommentator3411
@christhecommentator3411 Жыл бұрын
The marrocco joke was so good lol 😂😂😂
@mr.meowgi9444
@mr.meowgi9444 Жыл бұрын
Except for the fact that the unpaid workers gig was handled by South Asians, not Africans Don’t know about you but I like my jokes when they are based on some semblance of reality
@HelgeStrichen
@HelgeStrichen 6 ай бұрын
What the hell was that intermission
@ozzykrahn806
@ozzykrahn806 3 ай бұрын
trumpers pissed off biden is winning
@Humuhumunukunukuapaa
@Humuhumunukunukuapaa 7 ай бұрын
You cut off the epstien joke it ends like this.... "Rest in power king. I'll take it from here."
@mowright6892
@mowright6892 Жыл бұрын
Sad part is the video ends before the MLK joke. That’s the most brutal joke these two have ever said
@dogchaser520
@dogchaser520 Жыл бұрын
There's another similar compilation I saw that got it in there. Truly a great
@og775
@og775 7 ай бұрын
I know I'm going to hell I laughed at every joke!
@warriorsorb1111
@warriorsorb1111 5 ай бұрын
You and me both 😂
@miguelbarrera8637
@miguelbarrera8637 7 ай бұрын
If an SNL actor has to tell the audience that is a joke, that shit is serious.
@pasques
@pasques 3 ай бұрын
When an SNL comedian tells the audience that its a joke, they're doing an impression of every Republican. What? It's just a joke.
@hozephaabdoulaly3103
@hozephaabdoulaly3103 Жыл бұрын
You guys are killing me every single time 😂😂😂😂😂
@trevoradams8675
@trevoradams8675 Жыл бұрын
Thanks to Weekend update for keeping comedy alive.
@ryanpulliam8987
@ryanpulliam8987 Жыл бұрын
Is every news anchor just required to hold a pencil?
@KaterinUA5
@KaterinUA5 7 ай бұрын
The funniest thing about offensive jokes is that the most offended people actually are the ones outside the group. Example? Chris Rock made an offensive joke about Jada Pinkett Smith, but he got slapped by her husband instead...
@fuzzy121
@fuzzy121 Жыл бұрын
These guys are hilarious.
@dannypants0000
@dannypants0000 26 күн бұрын
That "white student impersonating a police officer joke was goooood"
@Dk-kz1vy
@Dk-kz1vy 7 ай бұрын
So basically its just Michael Che, and colin Jost reading jokes michael che wrote for him
@carlosandlena
@carlosandlena Ай бұрын
Collin and Michael give out Norm vibes with these kind of jokes. Love it!
@TheKeenTribe
@TheKeenTribe Жыл бұрын
This is the funniest SNL has been in a long time!
@KingNerdius6993
@KingNerdius6993 8 ай бұрын
Its literally the only reason to watch just like the only reason to watch colbert is the monologue
@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter Жыл бұрын
“Something tells me that cops like their coffin black with a couple of shots in it”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣TOO SOON!🤣🤣🤣
@carlhicksjr8401
@carlhicksjr8401 Жыл бұрын
Speaking as an old guy who grew up with Redd Fox and Richard Pryor and who's family mixed race, 'pumpkin spice trash bag' IS a pretty good hack on a lot of white girls I dated..... 😅
@KingNerdius6993
@KingNerdius6993 8 ай бұрын
Im white and it definitely goes for everyone ive ever dated or any Mediterranean women who tried to act white lol 😂
@johnfuller5145
@johnfuller5145 6 ай бұрын
❤8
@philzeredwards4842
@philzeredwards4842 3 ай бұрын
Che and Jost together are absolute genius! THEE BEST!
@richardmartin2162
@richardmartin2162 7 ай бұрын
Not sure whats better. The jokes or them reacting to the joke, and the fact that they write for each other. Its almost like they're trying to get canceled, and its hilarious. 😂😂😂😂
@mr.mcnerdo
@mr.mcnerdo 7 ай бұрын
1:33 Did Colin just call himself a racist? LMFatAO
@error4v0r47
@error4v0r47 7 ай бұрын
I can’t tell sometimes if Colin and Michael are trying not to laugh or just waiting for the audience to stop laughing.
@mark6302
@mark6302 Жыл бұрын
when he gestures with the pencil xD
@davidlillecrapp2960
@davidlillecrapp2960 7 ай бұрын
Am I watching SNL clips again? I love it!
@burrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
@burrrrrrrrrrrrrrp Жыл бұрын
Finally something actually funny on KZfaq
@muyagichigi_II
@muyagichigi_II Жыл бұрын
I'm in tears😂😂
@MiguellaGorilla
@MiguellaGorilla Жыл бұрын
6:45 why is there a Facebook Boomer tier meme. That was literally never on update
@boofington4260
@boofington4260 Жыл бұрын
Including a 20 second still image of a cringe facebook political meme was definitely a good idea
@philipmartin3411
@philipmartin3411 Жыл бұрын
Gotta love this humour
@flashfocusbruh5144
@flashfocusbruh5144 Ай бұрын
I like how even NBC enjoys these 😂
@jennifermolina4396
@jennifermolina4396 6 ай бұрын
I love that real jokes are still out there.
@cspetronilho
@cspetronilho 3 ай бұрын
1:29 the way Colin mocks the audience 😂
@happivaras
@happivaras Жыл бұрын
7:02~ Colin, it's pronounced nonce andrew
@BoBnfishy
@BoBnfishy Жыл бұрын
"that was pretty racist Colin"
@victoriathorne8252
@victoriathorne8252 Жыл бұрын
They’re so hilarious
@teebed-stuy3819
@teebed-stuy3819 Жыл бұрын
These two are just Damm funny
@JoonasD6
@JoonasD6 4 ай бұрын
6:32 What is up with there being actually many SNL joke collection videos out there on KZfaq all with some completely unnecessary own inserts in-between? (I do not remember that being from any episode, but feel free to remind me if it was.)
@williamwhite722
@williamwhite722 26 күн бұрын
I love these guys
@johannesschutz1571
@johannesschutz1571 7 ай бұрын
I wish we had a show like this here in Germany 😂😂
@jaymiller338
@jaymiller338 Ай бұрын
HEAR ABOUT THE LITTLE BLACK KID, THAT HAD DIARRHEA?..........HE THOUGHT HE WAS MELTING.
@bluebear9228
@bluebear9228 8 ай бұрын
Pumpkin spice trash bags 😂😂😂
@blackeye3336
@blackeye3336 Жыл бұрын
5:42 def a dodge driver 😂
@headred76
@headred76 5 ай бұрын
These two are great!
@OnTheWaySoon
@OnTheWaySoon Жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious.
@wendymiles3454
@wendymiles3454 Жыл бұрын
A pointed stare ensues
@dbspears225
@dbspears225 7 ай бұрын
Great jokes
@Jdtv689
@Jdtv689 11 ай бұрын
That monkey joke is fire😊
@daniyell
@daniyell Жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS CROWD
@Travissmith-nc9ms
@Travissmith-nc9ms 3 ай бұрын
Hope they never get rid of this.. its comedy in its purest form
@nonotthatoneguy
@nonotthatoneguy Жыл бұрын
IIRC, most of these jokes were written for each other.
@Foxy02016
@Foxy02016 Жыл бұрын
Most of them yeah, the Joke Swaps are amazing
@ZoneZero253
@ZoneZero253 Ай бұрын
I fucking love this! Feels like being at work with the guys.
@death5talker45
@death5talker45 Жыл бұрын
Comedy Gold
@hesayshesayhowboutmesay
@hesayshesayhowboutmesay Жыл бұрын
I love them😂😂😂😂😂
@mikevignola4213
@mikevignola4213 Ай бұрын
It's always great when the audience is in on the joke.
@Doc_Trancy
@Doc_Trancy Жыл бұрын
Well, I am trash and I had the nickname the Great Pumpkin in high school
@RebelRebel420
@RebelRebel420 7 ай бұрын
Jost and Che are the male equivelant of Amy Poehler and Tina Fey
@blackeye3336
@blackeye3336 Жыл бұрын
6:27 that was a good one
@cspetronilho
@cspetronilho 3 ай бұрын
6:26 Someone laughed like a tire break 😂😂😂
@ViceCoin
@ViceCoin Ай бұрын
Boom! LOL
@davido.1233
@davido.1233 7 ай бұрын
Friendly reminder that the two hosts here write jokes for each other!
@davidjohnstone7665
@davidjohnstone7665 8 ай бұрын
Hilarious 😂😂😂😂
@rickdagrexican7351
@rickdagrexican7351 6 ай бұрын
Man was the text for The Biden up on screen for a long time. Guess they had to make sure that republicans had enough time to finish reading it.😂
@Earthneedsado-over177
@Earthneedsado-over177 5 ай бұрын
HA! Perfect.
@daevydjae
@daevydjae 3 ай бұрын
4:01 That was f*cking awesome! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chrisbetancourt7111
@chrisbetancourt7111 Жыл бұрын
5:27 oh come on you had the perfect opportunity to call it either a food truck or meal on wheels
@trukillaaa
@trukillaaa Ай бұрын
💀
@Dillinfraser-jz6if
@Dillinfraser-jz6if Жыл бұрын
Oh my. Let me say two words. Made in America! Had me rollen
@jamessands9436
@jamessands9436 Ай бұрын
The original #20 HOF'er Lem Barney is the Lions greatest corner.
@Hadfield15
@Hadfield15 4 ай бұрын
These guys are hilarious. I find it insane how they write these jokes for each other, only for it to be something really messed up 😂 And yes, I do have a sense of humour
@StephanieDiazcortez-jc2li
@StephanieDiazcortez-jc2li Жыл бұрын
And they all in keep coming back to me
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