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Weekend Update: Biden's Classified Document Scandal, George Santos' Lies - SNL
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Күн бұрынWeekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Biden and Trump's classified document scandals.
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@MichaelScrip Жыл бұрын
"Girl, not at my yacht party" is my new favorite saying! 🤣
@petemavus2948 Жыл бұрын
That was good, and Colin's face had me worried for Scarlett Johansson. 🤣
@wisdomprepper Жыл бұрын
Crazy thing is...he probs does actually own a yacht! lmao
@istdochallesegal3427 Жыл бұрын
@michelledamon86 That Staten Island ferry should qualify
@RashaKahn Жыл бұрын
He does have a yacht/ferry…
@mehran3593 Жыл бұрын
It was the least funny joke of this segment
@BreezeDaDon Жыл бұрын
"A blazer over a half zip, girl not at my yaht party" lmao 🤣 I'm dead! Lol
@derrek-lee Жыл бұрын
"Not to be a bitch..." Jost is back!
@prez4lifehobbes Жыл бұрын
Collin had me rollin’ because his yacht is a Staten Island ferry!!!
@gamedalfthegrey Жыл бұрын
This should have been said by Che 😂
@suzettewilliams1758 Жыл бұрын
Is that the one he bought with Pete Davidson.
@Rob-uv6fb Жыл бұрын
@@suzettewilliams1758 That's what I was thinking too!
@anthonyschake9821 Жыл бұрын
I don't know about that, to hear Dan Aykroyd call Jane Curtain an ignorant slut after she would say something stupid lasted for a pretty long time.
@rachaelstaes3500 Жыл бұрын
@@suzettewilliams1758 yes, it is. Lol
@PuadafaProductions Жыл бұрын
You guys shouldn’t pick on George Santos. He was the first black president
@bluemoon6380 Жыл бұрын
lol
@hhholsteiners Жыл бұрын
Now now now Bill Clinton waa called the first black president. Santos can only claim 3rd.
@theinquiringminded6952 Жыл бұрын
Correction. First black president to be in space.
@rachelsill79 Жыл бұрын
But did he marry his brother so he can get into this country?
@seewhativescene Жыл бұрын
Wow Kkaren, love how you jumped in with baseless anti-islamic propaganda against Congresswoman Omar @@rachelsill79
@batgurrl Жыл бұрын
Weekend Update still the best part of SNL. George Santos is comedy fodder as long as they let him sit in congress.😆
@kbanghart Жыл бұрын
Dude is now destined to be comedy fodder for the rest of his life
@kgal1298 Жыл бұрын
I like how each week we find out what new thing he lied about. Like did no one vet this man at all?
@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ Жыл бұрын
@@kgal1298 forget vetting him, did anyone do *oppo research* on this guy? Like, he should have been the easiest opponent for anyone who decided to dig for dirt but he *won.*
@romulus_ Жыл бұрын
@@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ seriously! his opponent is a clown for not catching wind of it. the gop knew he was questionable.
@JE-zl6uy Жыл бұрын
@@romulus_ I'm surprised he didn't get found out but not that the Dem.didnt have resources in that area. The area was going Red no matter what, so this was down to the primary.
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
The jokes were savage tonight! I love it! I hope they keep these two forever!
@connorthompson66 Жыл бұрын
I am not seeing enough love for Che's Birth Certificate joke.
@Dawnbreakerr Жыл бұрын
Girl not at my yacht party
@douglaslowe5 Жыл бұрын
whoever eventually replaces them will have the toughest follow up act in the world
@drewcilley121 Жыл бұрын
@@douglaslowe5 two rocks would do a better job......
@alh06 Жыл бұрын
@@drewcilley121 Absolutely nobody agrees with you here. Your opinion doesn’t need to be heard everytime .
@BelleTolles Жыл бұрын
"girl, not at my yacht party" and the mgt drag story both did me in.
@aleksandrakoze9295 Жыл бұрын
That MTG bit made me laugh to the point of making weird noises 😁 I needed that, it's been a while.
@garymussell6543 Жыл бұрын
The Marjorie Tayoor Green quip was the one that gave me a spit take. Well done, Che!
@davidgatzen1543 Жыл бұрын
Lindsey was at home crying, because Che did not mention her.
@TheLegendaryMovieCritic Жыл бұрын
Girl, Not At My Yacht Party is so hilarious!
@petemavus2948 Жыл бұрын
Colin's face got so squooshy. 🤣
@seffishestopal5950 Жыл бұрын
"Not at my yacht party." I'm stealing that line.
@alexgray8804 Жыл бұрын
That mtg joke was on point
@bussdriver Жыл бұрын
When are they going to find a man who can impersonate her? or make references to her home being the last holdout for the KKK? Before Kimmel does it better like the pillow guy.
@migiplayz91 Жыл бұрын
"Everyone took a hit of nitrous and bit a cop" living in Florida, I can vouch for that.
@Morbecknaga1928 Жыл бұрын
Such an amazing line.
@MattPoe742 Жыл бұрын
The Hillary Clinton joke got me 😂😂😂
@someguy2972 Жыл бұрын
Watch out or you'll get Fostered...
@seewhativescene Жыл бұрын
?????????@@someguy2972 ????????? Watch out for the white coats, they're gonna put you in a padded room
@nicholasstocker8864 Жыл бұрын
First Weekend Update of the year and still doesn’t disappoint!
@Whatatroopa Жыл бұрын
Great episode. “Not to be a b*tch..” gold 😂
@r1pwave Жыл бұрын
"gurl, not at my yacht party!" I fucking love you Colin Jost!
@victorybeginsinthegarden Жыл бұрын
Girl not at my yacht party lol
@prettycyclops Жыл бұрын
"Rough and without consent" is perhaps one of the most clever WU punchlines I've heard in years.
@natashafigueroa9198 Жыл бұрын
AGREED
@jedinxf7 Жыл бұрын
is it?
@millennialaviation Жыл бұрын
That Instagram joke had so much truth in it lol
@micahclawrence Жыл бұрын
Colin gets better and more comfortable every year
@Garrettdx1988 Жыл бұрын
He's been doing it for like 30 years now what do you mean?
@micahclawrence Жыл бұрын
@@Garrettdx1988 more like 25 haha. I just watched some clips from his first seasons recently and he was kinda green comparatively. Less assured. Now he’s very confident. Then again he landed ScarJo so I guess he fricking should be lol
@kallen868 Жыл бұрын
Love him.
@seewhativescene Жыл бұрын
Many people are saying she fists him with the Infinity Gauntlet ✊🏻 @@micahclawrence
@tylerhackner9731 Жыл бұрын
This is why I always look forward to new snl. My favorite segment
@victorybeginsinthegarden Жыл бұрын
Lol
@victorybeginsinthegarden Жыл бұрын
Florida man
@regulatedfreestylevideos Жыл бұрын
Hi Tyler!
@Marc010 Жыл бұрын
Agree. They could do this for 90 minutes.
@savagerampage69 Жыл бұрын
Update and please don’t destroy are the best
@laalaa99stl Жыл бұрын
We'd like to believe we deserve better than George Anthony Devolder Kitara Ravash Santos. But we don't. We really don't.
@kbanghart Жыл бұрын
Speak for yourself
@egalitarian-rex Жыл бұрын
The Deplorables don’t deserve better.
@santiagobarratt-boyes5558 Жыл бұрын
@@kbanghart he’s speaking for the country which I mean is kinda true we have a lot of idiot voters who will vote for con artists and then wonder why they keep getting screwed
@lolodee3528 Жыл бұрын
S h i t a r a
@captaincrunch7944 Жыл бұрын
I was gonna say that also ....speak for yourself
@MustangCely Жыл бұрын
George Santos = comedy gold
@kardave2848 Жыл бұрын
Che and Jost are officially the best weekend update team ever!
@claytonbrown7120 Жыл бұрын
Ha no, Tina and whoever
@filipvejvoda39 Жыл бұрын
Because Norm Macdonald was not a team...
@seewhativescene Жыл бұрын
He's gone, and we couldn't do nothing about it 😒🤳 @@filipvejvoda39
@rjbenson9621 Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but as much as I enjoy both of them, they aren't Norm MacDonald
@BuzzLiteworth Жыл бұрын
Nope…Norm…now it take 2 people just to be kinda funny
@wardenm Жыл бұрын
The whole George Santos thing keeps reminding me of Carlos Danger for some reason. 😆
@_braune_ Жыл бұрын
Absolutely loved the yacht party joke
@s.b.155 Жыл бұрын
Ain't no way the regular writers wrote this this week😂😂😂🤣
@ahole5407 Жыл бұрын
Ikr 🤣
@samwilson6316 Жыл бұрын
I heard they write these jokes themselves. One give the other their jokes and they read them out live without seeing them before hand.
@cathywolfe7993 Жыл бұрын
They write most of their own jokes. The bit about writing for each other and not seeing them until they’re on the air is a once a year thing around Christmas.
@Tiberiusnerius Жыл бұрын
Weekend update has its own dedicated team of writers separate from the rest of the show
@xy6845 Жыл бұрын
They actually didn't. It wrote itself.
@LMSunshine420 Жыл бұрын
SNL you are all over internet . Best I've seen in a long time . The political public shaming was phenomenal . ✊🏻
@kitcat4058 Жыл бұрын
"So, rough and without consent" Che did not come to play😭😭😭
@EleneDOM Жыл бұрын
"... absolutely slaying as the character Marjorie Taylor Greene."
@ct6852 Жыл бұрын
George Santos is the gift that keeps on giving. If that's even his name.
@jimmessina1882 Жыл бұрын
Girl . . . Not in my yatch party! 🤣
@marcrapaccuiolo2406 Жыл бұрын
The MTG joke 🤣👍 I've been saying it for years !
@petemavus2948 Жыл бұрын
I fell asleep before SNL, was all grumpy I missed the show... Till now... Thanks you all & KZfaq!
@justinsullivan1285 Жыл бұрын
"we'll handle things the way we always have. You mean rough and without consent?"😜😆
@kellyrtillson Жыл бұрын
Last night I did my best to explain "Florida Man" to a friend from another country so "everyone took a hit of nitrous and bit a cop" was very timely for me.
@shanemontgomery1358 Жыл бұрын
Got me to hit the like button at the Marge T Green drag Queen joke 😂😂😂
@BluePrint305 Жыл бұрын
Great job like always!! I always look forward to this part of snl
@juliasmith960 Жыл бұрын
Michael and Colin were feeling extra spicy tonight! 😆
@anthonyflores4148 Жыл бұрын
Che killed me with the Horseface diss
@aleksandrakoze9295 Жыл бұрын
Horseface 👍
@bobbywoods684 Жыл бұрын
Call any number of ugly dem women the same thing and see what happens. They're cowards.
@davidmorton4626 Жыл бұрын
Horse face 🐴 🤣
@r.d.whitaker5787 Жыл бұрын
I'm going to say "Girl, not at my yacht party" for no reason now.
@robyadollars Жыл бұрын
I never thought I see the day black tail magazine gets a mention on SNL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@seewhativescene Жыл бұрын
😩feels like we made ittttt
@lw3269 Жыл бұрын
Santos went to the Steve Bannon fashion school of shirt layering.
@cranjismcbasketball2565 Жыл бұрын
These two are always hilarious! They are one of the main sketches I always look forward to watching when they air.
@BleedingHeartBellydance Жыл бұрын
Colin looks happy again!, yay!
@seewhativescene Жыл бұрын
Scarlett finally removed his chastity belt for good behavior 🔓
@seanriopel3132 Жыл бұрын
For those that don't know the closing joke about selling your Staten Island ferry was referring to himself and Pete Davidson because they had purchased one together as a new business venture.
@seewhativescene Жыл бұрын
🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅never explain inside jokes outside of the family again
@seanriopel3132 Жыл бұрын
@@seewhativescene My bad.
@phil4208 Жыл бұрын
Georgie forgie took the jon lovitz pathological liar character Tommy Flanagan to the criminally insane level
@CuriousGoodsJessica Жыл бұрын
You are so right - if Jon Lovitz guest starred & did a Santos sketch I'd be thrilled!
@petemavus2948 Жыл бұрын
@@CuriousGoodsJessica He did on The Jimmy Fallon Show. It's on KZfaq already.
@Qboro66 Жыл бұрын
Soon he'll claim he's married to Morgan Fairchild... Yeah, that's the ticket...
@petemavus2948 Жыл бұрын
@@Qboro66 "Yeah, that's the ticket" forgot about that. 🤣 Had so many good times on Saturday nights at Kat & Gene's may they R.I.P. Thank You both, Qboro, old dart and craft friends, laughs and life. ✌️
@seewhativescene Жыл бұрын
Jon Lovitz don't need to do a damn thing, other than pummel Andy dick on sight @@CuriousGoodsJessica
@patriciaclarke7457 Жыл бұрын
I waited a long time for this, it's my 'New Years' Party'. They nailed it, all of it, I'm re-watching it. Can't get too much of these 2, is not enough.
@benzaiten933 Жыл бұрын
Colin has been on a roll!
@Sundays566 Жыл бұрын
I don't normally watch this segment of SNL, but the ironic jokes on Santos and Taylor Green were perfectly written.
@Randy-ry9ss Жыл бұрын
You don't watch the best part of the show?
@mq5276 Жыл бұрын
@@Randy-ry9ss That's the ONLY part I watch!
@Tha_Trigga Жыл бұрын
You purposely get up and walk away as soon as the into hits.. EVERYTIME???
@sharonharris9782 Жыл бұрын
Really? This is the best part of the show
@seewhativescene Жыл бұрын
@@Tha_Trigga whatever the case, it's beyond generic to blablabla against SNL. They're gimmicks
@matthewjohnson6886 Жыл бұрын
The more this goes on the more these two guys just catch and throw it right back. Brilliant and bravo.
@lesliehughes1030 Жыл бұрын
This was an especially good one
@conductenor Жыл бұрын
PLEASE go back to one longer Weekend Update video each week!
@catherinewilliams9680 Жыл бұрын
AHHH my weekly fix of SNL Weekend update. It's a good thing. I was starting to Jones for it.
@B_Bodziak Жыл бұрын
2:42 That has to be a very old headshot of DeSantis. His face has been twice that size for years
@b.valentine5283 Жыл бұрын
George Santos looks like if Winnie The Pooh became human
@justindawson5930 Жыл бұрын
At the end, Pete Davidson is like, “Oh snap”
@themeanhornet1070 Жыл бұрын
Haha! I love knowing THEY wrote the jokes and still crack them up.
@eclectica1 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad to hear more cheers for Che at the start of the segment.
@ljhoats Жыл бұрын
The jokes are on point!!!
@genosmith8020 Жыл бұрын
The best couple on TV..I love these guys they're both such great actors and so Funny
@jaimedoria1698 Жыл бұрын
While in drag in his younger day in a top secret moment.He led commandos to Mars and won a veritable War of the world's against the martians.
@RacingVagabond Жыл бұрын
I mean, can you remember the last time Mars invaded Earth? Me neither, Santos is a hero!
@billj8527 Жыл бұрын
Was that Santos or Jobie?
@gnlilu6972 Жыл бұрын
The only sketch I watch from SNL! Love the weekend update!
@fabromitis9206 Жыл бұрын
Cold open was great also
@Tha_Trigga Жыл бұрын
How do you pull that off?
@pyoung2159 Жыл бұрын
Rough and without consent, I'm unalived
@davidknightx Жыл бұрын
Based on the comments so far, seems "Girl, not at my yacht party." got us all.
@charlesmiller1446 Жыл бұрын
MTG Drag Queen: LMAO !!!
@angel213fl Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry 😢 Colin but I’m for SURE stealing , “Girl, NOT at MY yacht 🛥️ party 🎉.” 😂
@killaskeem Жыл бұрын
They should make Weekend Update about 40 mins longer.
@whitneyquarles1521 Жыл бұрын
Marjorie Taylor Greene looks like The Wayans bros in White Chicks! 🙄
@E9oK9kMaV Жыл бұрын
good lord, the opening jokes were 🔥🔥🔥
@alexgosling5550 Жыл бұрын
that joke about Hillary Clinton made me lmaoooooo
@ROGERTROUTMAN1 Жыл бұрын
Black Tail Magazine 😆
@lyndonstucker6710 Жыл бұрын
This segment is the only reason left to call SNL comedy.
@ebf1003 Жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this all winter. Thank you so much.
@jacquelyncollier3904 Жыл бұрын
Y'all killin me I can't stop laughing
@estebanrivera1227 Жыл бұрын
Collin is crazy 🤣🤣! He so damn funny 🤣🤣🤣!
@seewhativescene Жыл бұрын
If you really loved him, you'd get his name right.
@estebanrivera1227 Жыл бұрын
@@seewhativescene I said he was crazy I never said I loved anyone or anything , just to be clear.
@user-iw6bu4iq4r Жыл бұрын
These two should take over The Daily Show.
@anandabraham1792 Жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work guys
@powerchannel6696 Жыл бұрын
This knocked me out 🤣😂
@angel-gv8vy Жыл бұрын
They need to make a national tour, giving the news!!
@thomaslf1391 Жыл бұрын
Assistant Manager at Kohls 😆 🤣 😂
@BrandNewHeavy Жыл бұрын
Che said "Black Tail Magazine". Weekend Update saved the show.
@jessetorres8738 Жыл бұрын
1:32. My guess is a lot of the Republicans in Congress who have spent the past year or so insulting the LGBT+ Community & Drag Shows are going to stop talking about them and ignore this lie of Santos' as well.
@richardrobbins387 Жыл бұрын
All Floridians, please put down your alligator before biting a cop. It's just good etiquette.🤙
@fob1xxl Жыл бұрын
LOVE THE MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE COMMENT. BUT THAT'S AN INSULT TO DRAG QUEENS EVERYWHERE !
@LE-te9vx Жыл бұрын
The Paul Giamatti Verizon ad played after this video and now the opening sketch makes more sense XD
@christophermyers3758 Жыл бұрын
Rumor has it MTG is more "endowed" than McCarthy?! 🤔
@dawnherdman1942 Жыл бұрын
How these guys keep a straight face when doing this I don't know! I laugh my ass off
@lovellmills7959 Жыл бұрын
*Girl not at my yacht party* 🤣🤣🤣
@voteforscience Жыл бұрын
“Not to be a bitch…” im dying
@Bailemos888 Жыл бұрын
There goes Che writing for Colin again wahahahahahah
@BobHooker Жыл бұрын
Notice what he wears under his coat: a fleece. Fleece can be a verb, which is what he does
@truegrit7697 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE it! Marjorie is a Barker!
@Its__Good Жыл бұрын
That last joke should have ended with: ". . and then marry a Hollywood A list celebrity".
@yojimbe1980 Жыл бұрын
Not "Black Tail" magazine 😂
@leeboriack8054 Жыл бұрын
Che’s joke that a drag queen in congress who was slaying it was MTG. Ouch!
@1Kaileegirl Жыл бұрын
Lmfao, Rough and without consent 🤣🤣🤣
@8arrows Жыл бұрын
MTG looks like a young Sammy Hagar
@alexmcneal274 Жыл бұрын
😄
@rattles544 Жыл бұрын
Easily the best part of SNL
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