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Weekend Update: Leslie Jones on Crazy Bitches - SNL
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9 жыл бұрынRelationship expert Leslie Jones defends a "crazy bitch" who climbed down the chimney of a man's home, pointing out that women are crazy because of all they have to put up with from men and their obsession with breasts. [Season 40, 2014]
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@Smallbiztok 7 жыл бұрын
"You tall glass of almond milk!" I straight up lost it!!!! 😂
@ms.rstake_1211 6 жыл бұрын
lol
@teslagirl1 6 жыл бұрын
This combination of Colin and Leslie...might be the best SNL Weekend Update pairing in a long time.
@cassandramartinez7050 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@zennelsingh6825 5 жыл бұрын
@@teslagirl1 I
@divadoll606 5 жыл бұрын
@burteriksson So it will be "you tall glass of chocolate milk." Not bad, not bad at all.
@mr.skippy4898 6 жыл бұрын
When she said "which of the seven dwarfs y'all bringing to the table" I lost it. Ladies, I don't know how you all tolerate us men, but I treasure all of ya for it.😂😂😂😂😉❤❤
@Wynner69 5 жыл бұрын
You're awesome dude, Corey.🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
@YourMajesty143 5 жыл бұрын
I always tell men "Being gay is not a choice. If it were, we'd all be lesbians. You men better be grateful any of us are with ya'll" 😂
@elliottpaulsen9770 5 жыл бұрын
Yup. Us men should be so grateful. We are all just lousy and lazy. We are fat and smell bad. We are stupid. We constantly say and do dumb things. Hahahahahahahahaha! We just cant help but be pathetic dipshits. Women are perfect. Women should never have to apologize for anything. Women deserve to be treated better because they are better, and men are lucky for you letting us even get near you. Omg thank you! You cant do anything wrong. And good driving too. Always attentive and calm on the roadways. Women shouldnt need to ever pay for things, or learn how to fix things around the house or mow the lawn. And their wedding rings better be 3 months salary for your fiance. Because thats how you measure love. Men should never cook, or do laundry, and they never ever do the shopping....cuz we are juat to stupid to get it right! Hahahahahahahahaha. I love this cheeky 1920's gender mentalitt that still exists among macho men and those girls who think that giving the "cutsie eyes" will excuse any behavior, ridiculous or not.
@lollybones 5 жыл бұрын
I died!!
@YourMajesty143 5 жыл бұрын
@@elliottpaulsen9770 - I think you misinterpreted the tongue-in-cheek humor. And I agree with you to some extent, although alot of what you said I'm hoping is just you being sardonic. No women are not perfect, and men are victims of toxic masculinity just as easily as women are. But women statistically deal with way more shit as a result of being in relationships with men, than men do from women. Yes, STATISTICALLY. Meaning we can get graphs and factual data to corroborate this. But we're forgiving of men's nature in general, and yes there are men who are exceptions to the rule, but the majority still tend to hold unto old traditionalist perspectives nonetheless. And plz don't project this idea that women only go after men for financial reasons. It's men who reinforced their role as breadwinners. It's men in corporate advertising who target both men & female to buy into gift-giving & status symbols. However, women are becoming more independent in accumulating these things for themselves. Nowadays, women are more likely to go Dutch on dates, split the rent & bills, and buy her husband a matching wedding band. While yes men can have it bad, women are still subject to domestic violence, rape, and corporate misogyny. Things have gotten better for us, but there's still a long way to go. And we don't want to just improve things for women, but also men who become victims of the same patriarchal & consumer-driven society that plagues us all. And be careful, this rant you did makes you a prime target for incel/mgtow & white-male supremacist recruiters. They love to simmer in a victim mentality. Don't fall for it. Join the rest of us to get away from victimization & instead empower ourselves to shift society's paradigm for a more egalitarian society.
@Rich_Daniel78 7 жыл бұрын
Leslie: LOOK AT MY BREASTS Colin!!! LMAO :-D Colin: I have to talk to HR first LMFAO :-D
@cassandramartinez7050 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@KL-bg8fi 5 жыл бұрын
👍🏾
@nviz47 5 жыл бұрын
He didnt think of saying no! Just, I need to ask first LMAO
@mariamatsumura5934 5 жыл бұрын
Richie Daniel 😂👑😂🔥they both hilarious I wanna watch more ......
@flimcomedy7667 4 жыл бұрын
@@nviz47 If he wanted to he would have. Just an excuse.
@alisky8551 6 жыл бұрын
"...it's personal" LMFAO
@Me-ir6we 5 жыл бұрын
“It’s personal Leslie: sweats because she messed up her part while laughing
@musiqluvr85 5 жыл бұрын
This whole segment felt personal.
@shwethaprabhu6056 4 жыл бұрын
even before she said it it was pretty clear thats what made it so funny lol
@imanglenn7649 6 жыл бұрын
"And you can't even call me back tomorrow"😂😂😂
@aminapouna7797 4 жыл бұрын
The best paaaart 😂😂😂🙌
@mominor6913 3 жыл бұрын
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
@yvie914 3 жыл бұрын
@2:30 for those of you who appreciate a time frame when a quote from a skit is made. 🤣😅
@p.sherman3158 2 жыл бұрын
“Tamarrah
@tinaloye2014 8 жыл бұрын
Colin glows when leslie is on, its funny
@dalyand5944 7 жыл бұрын
They have the best chemistry!
@withlove2963 6 жыл бұрын
Tina Loye I ship it so hard.
@teslagirl1 6 жыл бұрын
I often think the same thing. I think he really likes her. She makes him funnier, too--it's such a great exchange.
@shanekawashington7560 5 жыл бұрын
Too bad he's with Scarlett
@Brookhouse3041 5 жыл бұрын
@@shanekawashington7560 Yeah too bad he's with Scarlett.😂😂😂😂.
@gilangmencurigakan 7 жыл бұрын
I love the comeback when she crack her character
@heathermetz6576 3 жыл бұрын
1:03 “Every girl out there, grew up with some uncle starin’ at them at Thanksgiving sayin’, ‘how much you done grown’! That ain’t really your real uncle. Just some dude your Dad work with!”
@NoFear69262 3 жыл бұрын
Undercover truth bomb!!
@sandradee1579 2 жыл бұрын
I was dyin' over that one!
@leslieparker3914 2 жыл бұрын
Omfg..THAT was soooo true!! They would call them your uncle. TF?
@bettychava19 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@nobys2871 6 жыл бұрын
Hater's can say whatever the f... They want but this girl is awesome!! ....she will be an snl legend
@Me-ir6we 5 жыл бұрын
Most definitely... for messing up literally every single skit
@gaiaflamekeeper3183 4 жыл бұрын
burteriksson she is a legend and the most popular 🖕🏾
@stacistatic 4 жыл бұрын
she's a woman though...not a girl
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 3 жыл бұрын
Leslie is the Zodiac Killer.
@magnolia8626 2 жыл бұрын
She will go down in history!!
@erich103 8 жыл бұрын
Lol. Love 2:29 "And you can't even call me back TOMARRAH!" 😂
@ShoeChic5441 6 жыл бұрын
Erich Roebeck I am dead!!
@cassandramartinez7050 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@alphared8028 5 жыл бұрын
True story
@mominor6913 3 жыл бұрын
TOOOO FUNNY
@Ttoby89 9 жыл бұрын
Ahaha 'How big is your chimney, Jost?'
@kay001ish 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Kathy_1991 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@kauspet 4 жыл бұрын
What did he answer back to that? Got lost in the music
@Existantia 8 жыл бұрын
This woman is a legend in the making
@2Boios 8 жыл бұрын
how so by playing a big green ghost in yet another american classic?
@mafepa 8 жыл бұрын
Completely agree!!
@ms.rstake_1211 6 жыл бұрын
preach
@The-Cat 6 жыл бұрын
in the 'making' ????? dude .... oooh wait 2 years ago comment alright... I AM FROM THE FUTURE. LESLIE IS A LEGEND
@nexusrk15 5 жыл бұрын
Set up
@Chaundra1030 3 жыл бұрын
When she said “which one of the 7 dwarfs you’re bringing with you” I HOLLERED!!! 🤣🤣 she’s a national treasure
@SashaJ79 9 жыл бұрын
HI- larious. Leslie, Leslie....which of the seven dwarf we'd end up with....on point!
@cassandramartinez7050 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@lillanthompson9086 5 жыл бұрын
Funny😂😂😂
@thisguy9042 5 жыл бұрын
She's always on point! Love her!
@luvmoney9262 6 жыл бұрын
7 DWARFS...IM ON THE FLOOR...REAL TALK!!!
@coreyt4006 5 жыл бұрын
Always ask for pics first ladies
@karla_gm 5 жыл бұрын
Me rei tanto que lloré
@cecilia90210 8 жыл бұрын
they got the best chemistry!
@2Boios 8 жыл бұрын
yeah, white male gets oppressed on the basis that he is oppressing the oppressor. nice.
@taliaprice1909 7 жыл бұрын
2Boios go away!
@anjealousanaconda9692 6 жыл бұрын
The seven dwarves comment got me🤣🤣🤣
@coreyt4006 5 жыл бұрын
Always ask for pics first ladies
@mostlyzaye 4 жыл бұрын
3:02 "How big is your chimney, Jost?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@melissahoover3389 6 жыл бұрын
Hoolllyyy shit she is saying everything that every woman is thinking.
@natureandphysics403 3 жыл бұрын
Every man is thinking, "maybe I should talk to HR first."
@deborahfrederick916 3 жыл бұрын
Melissa Hoover Yep!
@anelisamorgan8590 3 жыл бұрын
SAME!!😂😂😂
@Littlekitten_ 3 жыл бұрын
I hope women find men disgusting like I do
@louradelaney8074 3 жыл бұрын
Why yes she is!
@amrita7413 6 жыл бұрын
Someone pls give her an award for such expert comments on dating
@wildflower8658 7 ай бұрын
I'm taking notes... ❤
@junemoon4826 5 жыл бұрын
"If you end up in our pants don't be surprised if we end up in your chimney" dead 💀
@victoriataylor5584 2 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah. SO dead.
@changliu7253 Жыл бұрын
“I'll be in your chimney, Jost”😂🤣🤣🤣
@ladanski 3 жыл бұрын
I love when Leslie makes herself laugh. 😂😂😂 ❤️
@iamharrison2817 3 жыл бұрын
1:17 i like how she tries to keep a straight face, and then laughs at herself. Lol 😂
@aarondigby5054 3 ай бұрын
That's what's so great about SNL the characters breaking even on themselves
@MarciaPze 7 жыл бұрын
LESLIE IS AMAZING!!! Hilarious!!!
@laquisha630 3 жыл бұрын
"If you end up in our pants, don't be surprised if we end up in your chimney." Couldn't have said it better myself! 😌
@Xanadudancer 2 жыл бұрын
So so funny the last line
@javamomx3674 Жыл бұрын
Yaass!!😂
@D3IM2NTEII1 9 жыл бұрын
LOL this woman is so funny!
@claudiap.1802 Жыл бұрын
"And you cannot even call me back tomorrow!!!" Miss u Les!🤣
@judyjohnson5184 6 жыл бұрын
She is Right though, when she said we don't know which one of the Seven Dwarfs y'all are bringing to the table.
@victoriataylor5584 2 жыл бұрын
Also which one of those seven dwarfs has clean or dirty hands.
@victoriataylor5584 2 жыл бұрын
Or which one has had more love than the other one.
@ragantate3995 3 жыл бұрын
“We don’t know which one of the damn seven dwarves you bringing to the house” 😅
@cherrypie1734 7 жыл бұрын
LOOK AT MY BREAST!!!! I lost it at that part
@unapologetic.aquarius863 6 жыл бұрын
@@scottconlin1923 stfu and go away
@johncastro39 3 жыл бұрын
Just the slight break of character in Leslie is hilarious! I love her!😍
@ilhamonytube 7 жыл бұрын
You tall glass of almond milk
@7devila 7 жыл бұрын
I had a bad day at work and this video cheered me right up! Thanks, Leslie Jones
@bettyveronica460 5 жыл бұрын
"Tall glass of almond milk." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rushikasawant7473 9 жыл бұрын
by far the best explanation to women being crazy :P
@hannahbrattsmith9002 6 жыл бұрын
This woman is MAGNIFICENT!!!!!
@nathancroft22 8 жыл бұрын
This video had a bit of my soul tbh because its literally me,so funny
@yuragraterol2728 8 жыл бұрын
I wanna meet leslie so badly! she's all i wanna be.
@2Boios 8 жыл бұрын
im sorry.
@SevanniBlack 6 жыл бұрын
#Dead off this. I wish her and Colin would do some skits together outside of weekend update. Their banter is insane.
@aysubeyter1936 9 жыл бұрын
I love this woman !!! She is hilarious ;)
@morganstone897 5 жыл бұрын
Life lesson: eating salad (eating anything) is a choking hazard while watching Leslie. Incredibly funny woman. I just adore her
@kittywagon3472 5 жыл бұрын
"I feel like I have to talk to HR first" proceeds to glance down a second later. I see you, I know what you doin.
@BenicioUkulele5811 3 жыл бұрын
“We gotta be crazy!” - truer words never spoken
@tonyrincon6939 7 жыл бұрын
the fact that Leslie make no sence but also tells my whole life story scares me
@JuaniqueVerde 3 жыл бұрын
*sense
@stephanyb09 7 жыл бұрын
Leslie ans Colin make my day always 😂❤... Love it forever.
@zeltzinrr1631 7 жыл бұрын
I love you, Leslie Jones!!!
@Feare909 4 жыл бұрын
“Look at my breasts, Colin. LOOK AT MAH BREASTS!!!”
@canvasser_01procurement_la39 6 жыл бұрын
Leslie Jones is Cool!!!
@yashaswinip4633 7 жыл бұрын
This woman❤️❤️❤️❤️
@tommyt1971 5 жыл бұрын
“It’s personal!” NICE recovery, after she almost lost it cracking up.
@aarondigby5054 3 ай бұрын
IKR, good improv and ad-lib
@aarondigby5054 3 ай бұрын
Like her Dad's friend from work had done such disgusting things to her, she's experienced it
@fisherking7798 5 жыл бұрын
When you end up in our pants don't be surprised we end up in your chimney 😁😁😁
@socratessvs 8 жыл бұрын
Leslie is amazing!
@nane8375 6 ай бұрын
Can't get enough of Leslie Jones. Brilliant.
@giovannadiaz1917 8 жыл бұрын
She's just so funny
@jgrillovargas 8 жыл бұрын
I Love Leslie Jones!!! She's hilarious 😂😂😂
@2Boios 8 жыл бұрын
nah.
@rafeenaali6835 6 жыл бұрын
she is so real..love her
@onlyhousestarklivesmatter 7 жыл бұрын
LOL 😂😂😂 Leslie is just amazing
@raemundvp1153 7 жыл бұрын
Love her so much! Please more of her.
@jbird2575 3 жыл бұрын
This is always a perfect duo 😂
@thedaniplanet 3 жыл бұрын
The collective silence as we all try to remember if we blocked out the memory of OUR creepy uncle/family friend
@domtillman630 6 жыл бұрын
We don't know which one of the seven dwarves we are bringing to the house 😂😂
@jennifersantillana9738 5 жыл бұрын
"Tall glass of almond milk" Lmfao!!! 😅
@prettymilka7802 7 жыл бұрын
There should be more sketches of Leslie 👐
@pattim173 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my God I just spit my coffee out with "it's just some guy your dad work with" LOL LOL
@rhoyalt1027 5 жыл бұрын
"...seven dwarfs" LMAO!
@toy160 8 жыл бұрын
I love Leslie omg
@jamesonholbrook3969 3 ай бұрын
The aggressive screaming “LOOK AT MY BREAST” sends me every time 😂😂😂
@FortunateKidd 3 жыл бұрын
She took most of this from her old stand up and I’m sooooooo happy she brought it back. The “hairy ass” punchline kills on stage too
@davidlance5310 8 жыл бұрын
#loveforleslie
@2Boios 8 жыл бұрын
LOL #freemilo is more realistic. get educated?
@davidlance5310 8 жыл бұрын
+2Boios I know you should
@leilagomulka5690 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve cut down on my pharmaceuticals because Leslie makes me laugh so much. Endorphins
@aishlingdelay8355 8 жыл бұрын
I love her shirt- anyone know where she got her shirt??? And she's funny as hell :D
@beeleg 5 жыл бұрын
Aishling Delay I think it’s RedBubble, it looks like their style cut.
@arnimasingh7373 6 жыл бұрын
Is this like a replacement for the Stefon-Seth sketches? But gotta admit, this woman is growing on me!
@molliwilson5639 6 жыл бұрын
" listen up men, if you're up in our pants, don't be surprised if we're up in your chimney!" LOL
@ronnieferguson9337 6 жыл бұрын
You tall glass of almond milk, I’m so done, LOL!
@arimfshapiro7907 5 жыл бұрын
"Tall glass of almond milk"
@someshwari_debi 4 ай бұрын
That weird Uncle part is so true and I guess is a Universal issue😂
@raphaellavelasquez8144 5 жыл бұрын
That actually helped my perspective on relationships.
@Mimi-xg5gu 3 жыл бұрын
Gosh, I miss her on SNL. She’s incredibly funny. ❤️
@williamjamesayers7719 5 жыл бұрын
I love the 'seven dwarfs' she mentioned, but she gave eight dwarf 'description.' Leslie Jones is a god damn riot of a comedian. I love her. LOL.
@soonermimi53 3 жыл бұрын
Their chemistry is so good! It’s so funny! It’s my favorite part!
@tippytoes22 6 жыл бұрын
I love Leslie, no one makes me laugh on SNL as much as she does.
@ninaangelou9138 8 жыл бұрын
wow this aired in the future
@garybuechel8133 3 жыл бұрын
I love when they break character.
@capimsi7 5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant and such honesty!! She's definitely got my attn now. Just the right amount of attitude w/o going overboard :D
@luciaeylicio7808 3 жыл бұрын
Omg 😱 I laughed out so loud and hard. People around me thought I was crazy I had my headsets on at the time.
@graceandmarvellouswonders6249 3 жыл бұрын
And you can even call me back tomorrow!! Lol 😂🤣 lost it!!
@PositiveZ7 3 жыл бұрын
Leslie this was done so well. lol You are so underrated. Miss you on SNL. You bring so much life and entertainment to all you do.
@bene_chino 7 ай бұрын
She’s a brilliant comedian‼️👏🏼
@kylerumble 3 жыл бұрын
My favourite part of this sketch, “We don’t know which one of the seven dwarves we’re bringing home.”
@innotech001 9 жыл бұрын
She's really funny!
@annakatsali1962 7 жыл бұрын
SO MUCH LOVE FOR HER!! she is sooo fucking funny
@sharonwright1631 6 жыл бұрын
Leslie is one of my favorite comedians stay real and you will always be relevant
@Siciowa 5 жыл бұрын
Loved “listen here crazy chimney bitch”
@jsowau 3 жыл бұрын
It is a shame that all I can do is “like” this video. Leslie, you are AWESOME!!!
@rondarobbins7194 5 жыл бұрын
the funniest she's ever been even while she's yelling😂
@rachaelilori6108 4 жыл бұрын
“LOOK AT MY BREASTS” I’ve never related to something more
@videorocketzmillar007milla5 6 жыл бұрын
Gurrl be fierce... 7 dwarfs. Lol. Now that's funny
@jbeats1930 8 ай бұрын
This one had me laughing waaaaaaaay to hard through the entire thing 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@hollywoodhorror1925 5 жыл бұрын
We dont know which of the 7 dwarfs u bringing lol omg dead
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