You must be a comic

@@clintonclark9987 We are not amused.

Evil Lyn who is we?

@@clintonclark9987 My multiple personalities, silly.

@@evillyn7895 so one of thinks she is great? The other not so much? Got it. (That wasnt me; that was Patricia!)

With zero mention of Bernie? Hardly.

They didn't even talk about the best candidate, Andrew Yang.

Andrew Yang also says what he's going to do and how he's going to do it

Yang is awesome. It's extremely unlikely he'll get the nomination, but I'm glad he'll be at the debates. I wish he could somehow be involved with the next administration.

This is a landmark race. We could have the first Asian-American president (Yang), the first gay president (Buttguy), or the first Native-American president (Warren).

Lesbian Amazon Sister We sure do! 😊

That was dead on awesome. Brilliant. Hilarious.

I didnt get Joe the Masseuse :-(

@@sharlaschultz3958 Joe Biden is always touching women without consent. It's really creepy. Rubbing their shoulders, sniffing their hair, petting their heads. That's the joke.

A year later Joe the Amtrak Masseuse is president. All I know is as an Amtrak fan we better see some upgrades to the system!

lmao

🤣🤣

Good point I have to agree with this joke

Nice I watched the video too

Yep. She's doomed to fail because she keeps thinking voters want a well thought out plan, but really we're voting for America's Got Talent

Don't do that to her. No. She. Can't.

And yet every single character has the same voice !!!

@@malug304 Amazing, isn't it? The most overrated performer in SNL history

I heard this is her last season!?? :(

SNL Producer: We need someone to play... Kate: appears

Or man, she can play anyone

@@Jackieb741 You beat me! She is great man or woman!

@@joebudi5136 She's not good at Hillary. Voice is off and theres about 30 Year age difference. Too much to overcome. They need someone who looks older to do Hillary (not that theres really much need to do Hillary now).

Kate Mckinnon is playing every single person in Washington at this point

That'd be a fantastic idea!

Unfortunately, that isn't gonna happen....

@@TheEnigmaticDeenTruth 😥

Pocahontas is going to lose

Lol. She has zero chance.

Or Owen Wilson. Either way, good job.

um ya sure

Anything kate does is 100% accurate

Kate is fantastic at everything 🥰

@@kwleslie Yep, that's what I heard. "Wow!" It's like Kate is doing an impression of Senator Warren doing an impression of Owen Wilson.

And again I say...SPOT ON.

They're afraid Lizzy might try to scalp them.

You think you're frustrated, try being a Bernie supporter

Sad about today's draw 1-1.😟

What a hero he is!! Lmao

G C or for falsely claiming she’s Native American...

+[InSearchOf] What did you think the "I wish I could be forgiven for what I did in College" joke was about?

@@SoreThumbSociety She never claimed Native American ethnicity in college. And she went to college on a debate scholarship, had nothing to do with ethnicity in any case. She claimed it as a professor AFTER SHE WAS HIRED AS A WHITE WOMAN. Hence she never benefitted. Get with the actual story. www.bostonglobe.com/news/nation/2018/09/01/did-claiming-native-american-heritage-actually-help-elizabeth-warren-get-ahead-but-complicated/wUZZcrKKEOUv5Spnb7IO0K/story.html

In 1988, I paid $7 per semester hour at the county junior college. It's now $64. Adjusted for inflation, that's 4.25 times what I paid, or a 325% increase!

64 divided by 7 is 9.14 not 4.25

waow 😂

Come to think of it, have Elizabeth Warren and Owen Wilson ever been in the same room together..?

WoOoOoOwWw

Fuck you

Melissa was backstage thinking "Bitch stole my idea!"

Only because the exclusively-English-speaking world is where this particularly difficult work needs doing.... Smart for smarts-sake doesn't get much done. We'd all do better if we stopped speaking Klingon and buckled in to some real work. (It is a *prime* and rife line.)

That would be amazing!!

Jerminator 356 Best comment lol

Eunhhhhh, i don't know, I mean I like her and all but I'm still thinking about it. I kind of like Jeff sessions better

@@TruckTaxiMoveIt But the elf has left the tree.

And THAT is a perfect example of why Democrats vote the way they do

@Christopher Hoch I could go on and on about the way Democrats think or how dishonest they are....but I am both flabbergasted by them and at the same time totally unsurprised by them. Actually, Democrats are enigmas....they have huge inferiority complexes while at the same time having tremendous egos. There are also times I fully believe that they have been snatched by alien life forms like in Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Because no human being would ever think or act as they do.

Why are they trying to sabotage Beto? This is exactly the kind of shit dems did with Bernie in 2016.

@@fatshamer6349 Politics isn't about representing the people. It's about showboating your way to Prom King/Queen and winning votes from a population that is less than keen on reality.

Too late, Beto already did it.

That’s gotta be an actual warren quote lol

Yes

That's so cool, lucky you!

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Love the profile picture!!!!

yup

fuck libtards

@@jackwilliams5474 could be worse, could be a man child oompa loompa

Agreed, John Hickenlooper isn’t being acknowledged as he should be.

@Jeff B I wish you could see the irony with your picture...

Hello 👋🌹

Andrew Yang deserves some respect too

Lmao 😂

I'm supporting Bernie but Warren is really great. She's my second choice for pres. and I would love it if she got a high ranking position in Sanders' cabinet. Sec. of Treasury or head of the CFPB. VP would be the best, that way if god forbid Bernie dies in office, we'd still have a solid progressive president

@@heythere9371 yeah but I feel like Bernie doesn't have a plan or one thats pragmatic. With Warren you get a liberal leaning politician with a decent plan.

You want free shit taken from people who work ?

Kenny, they're not rooting for her, they think she's hilarious because she's nuts.

She's getting nowhere. She's there to make us laugh is all

@The1Americanpride1 Hey The1Americanpride1 -- FUCK YOU

Yep. She's doomed to fail because she keeps thinking voters want a well thought out plan, but really we're voting for America's Got Talent

Wow, so many wonderful people in this comments. Your mothers must be proud

She's a moron. Yang is your only hope and even he wants to give away trillions in welfare. Good luck.

Poseidon ok dork

yup

Sadly name recognition can allow any barely competent candidate to win. Let's hope things change...

No way Biden is seriously leading the race. He's got to be one of the weakest candidates and would guarantee a 2nd Trump term.

Kate is a genius with impersonations.

Because youre stupid

kaintshine That means we’ll get to see Kate play her at least 4 more years,

@@julianncyclist Are you trying to start a chant? 4 more years! 4 more years!

Jesse Torres Let’s be honest. A never ending colonoscopy is better than a second Trump term.

@@SerenityNow9015: And you deserved a 2nd term. Also, it's ironic that you had to sell your family's peanut farm to avoid conflicts of interest/Emoluments Clause, and yet Trump couldn't even divest from his hotels and resorts to his sons.

Inobody cares.but thanks for sharing..

My choices also, but in reverse.

I'd love to see Elizabeth Warren become our next president. She has good ideas and she's tough. Kamala Harris would be my second choice. I also like Pete Buttigieg, but I'd like to know more about his plans. I think Joe Biden seems like a nice guy, but I don't think he'd make a great president and he and Bernie are too old. We need a fighter who will undo the harm Trump and the Republicans have done to our country and who can repair relationships with our allies. Please remember that whichever Democrat wins the primary should get your vote. The most important thing is to get rid of Dumbass Donny.

Hillary is irrelevant

Hello 👋🌹

Hello 👋🌹🌹

I don't think they even have enough cast members

Now after the latest debate this month, we learn the joke is on America. Democrats have all gone batpoop looney.

Same, she has my vote!

Why not republican or Sanders for example? Could you tell that why you vote for a democrat and could you ever vote for republican? Im from Europe and I dont know about US politics much.. I like a little more democrats maybe.

@Ben K What If he is more conservative than you?

Manu Ginobilis Bald Spot I’m voting for warren. This isn’t American idol or America’s got talent. This is who will make best president

Manu Ginobilis Bald Spot, she’s the second best candidate, but yeah we do live in Idiocracy

I know what you mean. I love her too and am rooting for her and people are idiots, but we all thought Trump didn't stand a chance either. Anything is possible.

Bruh🤦🏾‍♀️

She's got the golden ticket, hands down! Flark the weak minded press!

Research Andrew Yang, jzilla

Any Democrat would have won without Russian interference and our ridiculous electoral college.

​@@SCBJQ Yeah, keep deluding yourself into thinking we lost because of the Russians.

She can't win

bella dane it’s Liz(a) Simpson after trump. Amy has no chance in hell

@@jaljojo well nobody thought trump will be at the Wh well, here we are ...who knows man

lol. If there's one candidate who has no chance, it's Amy Klobuchar. But Corey Booker is hot on her heels for last place.

@@jesse_cole 👍😂

@@ellabe111 ... the Simpson did.

and that is exactly why things are this way. it's done on purpose, with a plan. Thos. Paine 2020.

I mean, I kind of see your point. But you're talking about affording luxury goods when we still have people living in housing or within public infrastructure with high lead content, homelessness and addiction on the rise... I'm just not sure this is the best use of resources. And it mostly benefits those with higher earning capacity--and what you would do with those funds--travel or investments isn't necessarily going to benefit people who need it most. To be honest, I think if instead of debt forgiveness for this generation we took that money and invested in public education (pre-K through college), we would get more out of it overall, and hopefully be able to lower tuition at state schools and give high schoolers better education about their options and responsibilities.

My dude Pete loves him some wars, I'm surprised he doesn't speak Klingon already.

Deborah Cornell Mayor Pete Bu-judgey-Judy-joot is probably at least conversational in Klingon.

Yeah, just let me know when he takes a break from languages to come up with a _policy._ In the meantime, thinking voters are going to gravitate to Sanders or Warren.

Jesse Cole Watch any of his podcasts. They are about positions and policy and not at all about languages, that’s just a media or Bernie supporter talking point. He’s supposed to have written policies out by the end of the month so you’ve got almost a year to check them out if you’re interested. I’m guessing you’re not.

@@stellashepherd844 Well if that's just a "Bernie supporter talking point," can you name a position on which he is _better_ than Bernie or Elizabeth Warren? A _policy_ based reason to vote for Pete Buttigieg?

Dump Jackass Trump!