Weekend Update: Tom Brady Regrets Roast, $800 Pee-Stained Jeans

Weekend Update: Tom Brady Regrets Roast, $800 Pee-Stained Jeans - SNL

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Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like McDonald’s introducing a grandma-inspired McFlurry.
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@CharliePetricor 29 күн бұрын

I’ll never stop loving how excited Che gets when he gets to offend the whole audience. 😂

@Hahahahaaahaahaa 29 күн бұрын

literally no one is offended. we all hate England, and there's nothing conservative democrats like more than when another country sounds more racist than the US.

@laalaa99stl Ай бұрын

That "better than having a black background" was a mic drop joke.

@tylerhackner9731 Ай бұрын

Absolutely 😂

@zoeledwards6617 Ай бұрын

Why I was waiting for you to comment 😂.

@guardianangel4249 Ай бұрын

MM appropriated blackness to weasel her way out of working as a Royal. She's not a Royal, never has been, and never could be. Neither is she Black, having always identified as White.

@anamikapramanik1910 Ай бұрын

Real

@giggergigger1 Ай бұрын

Best joke of the set, that audience is so crap

@davidblackman1586 Ай бұрын

Orca prisoners joke was awesome

@aidanyelsma7762 29 күн бұрын

I thought Colin was going to say that it better not come for his ferry. Maybe for the image it could have been Colin and Pete with hunting rifles.

@AsiaSaucedo 28 күн бұрын

I’m still crying 😭 over that!

@laurafay2796 28 күн бұрын

He was trying so hard to make a mean face!

@meshzzizk 26 күн бұрын

lmao dark af

@tywayne3 15 күн бұрын

Think that's the first time I've really laughed during these.

@Su1c1deK1ng1028 Ай бұрын

That Orca jokes was one of the best that Colin's ever told.

@JP-lu9ed Ай бұрын

He’s got a perfect deadpan.

@NobodyC13 29 күн бұрын

I thought SeaWorld abolished their orca shows and orca captivity programs after the Blackfish controversy?

@garronjohnson483 29 күн бұрын

Only the trainer interaction. Nobody swims with the orcas anymore.

@tictaccandy9217 Ай бұрын

I spit out my water at the orca prisoners joke😭

@1AlexanderCole Ай бұрын

I see what you did there

@carlostyes6458 Ай бұрын

You know you wasn't drinking water...

@gnlilu6972 29 күн бұрын

Michael Che has the best jokes. I swear... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 lmao 🤣🤣

@kchrules775 29 күн бұрын

Michael Che continues to lean into the Norm Macdonald style of making the audience cringe and I love it

@Yanni75 26 күн бұрын

Norm Macdonald's style was to make the audience squint in befuddlement tbh.

@mckenziemcquarry9209 25 күн бұрын

The sustained war stare after the Orca POW joke really elevated it.

@sideshowbob 29 күн бұрын

"Grandma's Purse" should also contain a "Fistful of Vicodin's"

@jkyle1018 28 күн бұрын

Honestly thought that's where they were going.

@mrkrag 27 күн бұрын

@@jkyle1018 same here. That's what I dropped into the comments to add

@scratchmyback1 27 күн бұрын

I was thinking they were going to to with a flask of whiskey.

@jimrebr 25 күн бұрын

I am a grandma and I can’t verify the bag of Vicodin in the purse, is accurate 😅😂

@shahartley Ай бұрын

"In the Royal Family, that's better than having a black background." As a Brit, this is...accurate.

@TheFMHatter1986 Ай бұрын

I agree

@glennwelsh9784 Ай бұрын

You know you're getting old when the guy from Dawson's Creek is promoting prostate cancer screenings.

@nicholasgonzales9254 29 күн бұрын

'i dont want your laaaaaaife'

@grahambecker Ай бұрын

"Dawson's Crack" that joke is sooooooo tight ...LOL

@LaughingSaint66 Ай бұрын

No pun intended right😂😂💩

@criminalsaint9611 Ай бұрын

@@LaughingSaint66 It pretty much was! :D

@RaymondHng Ай бұрын

@@criminalsaint9611 1:56 That's already a title of a gay porn film released in 2000.

@thespicemelange.1 29 күн бұрын

@@RaymondHngI was just going to say that.

@yohei72 27 күн бұрын

@@RaymondHngCame here to say this. I saw it sitting on a returns counter at the Tower Records rental desk along with “Everybody Does Raymond.”

@mcfc6320 Ай бұрын

Che has no mercy. 😂😂😂😂 I love it

@broadstreetbullies849 29 күн бұрын

Shades of Norm

@michaelfkessler2685 29 күн бұрын

Sometimes I think Che thinks 'I've got plenty of money. I'll just see if I can get fired like Norm" 😂😂

@grayjinghutongz8393 28 күн бұрын

The crowd are a bunch of pearl clutchers. This was a good run.

@hegmonster 29 күн бұрын

That Grandma's Purse punchline killed me!

@laurenw.8178 28 күн бұрын

“better than having a black background” NOO 😂😂

@jasonwalter-tz4qz 29 күн бұрын

Glad to see Calico cut pants is doing so well. Thanks to everyone for giving!!!

@pizzalunch382 29 күн бұрын

You gotta give!!

@JMan-The_AntiCitizen- 29 күн бұрын

If you don't give it goes dark!!!!

@mrrobot8973 29 күн бұрын

Nailed the Royal family and SlaveWorld real good lmao

@bubbercakes528 29 күн бұрын

King Charles’ painting looks like he’s burning in hell!

@canaisyoung3601 14 күн бұрын

That might be intentional.

@JoeMahma24 29 күн бұрын

I like how Colin lets the orca choke sink in, kind of remind me of norm MacDonald.

@eschwarz1003 29 күн бұрын

the Orcas say, "we will never give up Collin; we could perhaps even turn to sinking Ferrys"

@markhorta7831 Ай бұрын

The orca joke had me giggling 🤣

@knighthawk882 29 күн бұрын

"If peeing your pants is cool, consider Miles Davis!"

@vanessawhitneypro 29 күн бұрын

That Royal Family Joke was PERFECTION, Che!

@cranjismcbasketball2565 29 күн бұрын

I burst out laughing at the Orca joke! These two are great to watch!

@momotheorangecat 26 күн бұрын

nope the black background one would have me applauding and hollering, oh my god the grandma joke😭😭

@digamma2 29 күн бұрын

"I won't do it on air, then" is how you know this is from the dress rehearsal.

@jb6407 29 күн бұрын

What’s the difference anymore? More people watch the KZfaq version now than the live version.

@aaronmccracken7351 29 күн бұрын

I figured Colin's reaction was like "we are live", like it was the broadcast version.

@jess_ismore 29 күн бұрын

@@jb6407 ok wait, they're different?

@kziad1 29 күн бұрын

I think the live version is released a few days later right?

@gman1474 27 күн бұрын

Nope. This is live. That's a running Che joke. He occasionally says that when the audience gasps

@swod1 29 күн бұрын

The jeans slogan should be “you’re not cool unless you pee your pants”

@nicholasgarrick8855 Ай бұрын

Che is on fire tonight the guy is menace😂.

@MrWascally 29 күн бұрын

here for che powerin thru for/in spite of the audience n his reactions to the groaners

@jodon2271 29 күн бұрын

that Israel orca joke was top tier

@jak_the_buddha Ай бұрын

Che has been in fire tonight

@Shin-Blade 29 күн бұрын

0:28 DAMMIT, CHE! 🤣

@TheCheat420 29 күн бұрын

That black background joke was amazing

@msglimmertwin52 28 күн бұрын

These 2 just keep getting funnier!

@omerquiaragua2 Ай бұрын

hahaha the black background punchline was savage haha

@jamesonwaltz7246 29 күн бұрын

I LIVE FOR MICHAEL CHE AUDIENCE REACTIONS!

@readymade83 Ай бұрын

Does this mean Calico Cut Pants are now a reality?

@MaxModded Ай бұрын

"Grandma's purse" is a euphemism. The only item in that dusty old thing is the third one.

@canaisyoung3601 29 күн бұрын

That's why it was included. It's one of those double entendres.

@DeathByBlonde1 29 күн бұрын

Honestly, I was waiting for him to say it tasted like Tussy… IYKYK

@marcpeterson1092 29 күн бұрын

Which dusty old thing? The purse or Grandma?

@daltongalloway 27 күн бұрын

Depending on how granny looks i might enjoy being in her purse

@alfredowaltergutierrezmald834 29 күн бұрын

that Dawson's Crack joke killed it!

@josephcarino5829 29 күн бұрын

These guys are the best

@johnklaus9111 29 күн бұрын

Is that a current van der beek pic?

@youreg Ай бұрын

Can't believe they didn't save the 'royals' one for the joke swap 😂

@canaisyoung3601 28 күн бұрын

Maybe it wasn't strong enough.

@hyperionowl1848 Ай бұрын

Calico cut pants!

@frigginjerk Ай бұрын

Ya gotta give.

@lizzlocke3130 29 күн бұрын

do the Groans mean that like the joke or not? lol its funny either way!

@mattmanley7118 Ай бұрын

Damn hilarious!! The orca joke!!

@chuckgriffith4539 29 күн бұрын

They saved the best for last nice job ! Have a fantastic summerr on the Ferry and at the club 😀 👍

@bjnowak 7 күн бұрын

These guys are so good. If snl ever gets cancelled this could easily be its own show

@toma6838 29 күн бұрын

colin and brady sharing the same hair style

@reneebernadette5636 Ай бұрын

I would have went with "Dawson's Stream"

@HippiePajon Ай бұрын

Dawson's crack 😂

@RaymondHng Ай бұрын

1:56 That's already a title of a gay porn film released in 2000.

@FWDSUXARSE 27 күн бұрын

Norm Macdonald was peak Weekend Update followed by Kevin Nealon.

@ccfrgsc 27 күн бұрын

DAWSON’S CRACK!!! 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀

@curtisdaniel9294 29 күн бұрын

Dawson's Crack.....HILARIOUS 😅 💙

@askew9976 29 күн бұрын

Dawson crack😂

@matthuck378 29 күн бұрын

The hangover is part of it. Don't binge drink if you can't handle 100% of the experience, IMO.

@armancho76 29 күн бұрын

yeah we definitelly liked that one Mike 😂

@Son-of-Krypton Ай бұрын

I love weekend update…it’s the best part 😎

@jonnaylornc 28 күн бұрын

Those Calico Cut Pants are always sold out when I check

@bobdebuilda3877 Ай бұрын

IF PEE PANTS IS COOL CONSIDER ME MILES DAVIS

@corpsie666 29 күн бұрын

There's the Adam Sandler reference we all expected 😅

@MrGriff305 29 күн бұрын

The entire weekend update was funny as a whole... these shorter clips don't capture the vibe the same

@canaisyoung3601 29 күн бұрын

Wait until Monday when they upload the entire segment. And that goes for anyone else who whines about this.

@MrGriff305 29 күн бұрын

@@canaisyoung3601 Cool bro you said I whined. Also, why should most people get the bad version pushed on them first? Why force a wait for the whole one that no one cares about after seeing the chopped up clips? But yeah, just wait. You solved it

@kevinflynn4519 23 күн бұрын

You know you've made it when you have enough money to hire someone to piss your pants.

@makenzie3720 Ай бұрын

0:44 Bro locked in

@Pierce-lz7kv 29 күн бұрын

So that was the big long thing my grandmother kept telling me to put back or she'd smack with it! Thank you Che for clearing up that 20 year long mystery!

@nolimetangere2364 14 күн бұрын

we’re never releasing the prisoners. Gold.

@skaughtmc6591 29 күн бұрын

I worry that we’re going to have to animate the Statue of Liberty at some point to battle that painting.

@JD-mm7ur Ай бұрын

that portrait looks loke its been painted with the blood of the colonies

@janeentumbao8690 29 күн бұрын

But they won't return them because the original owners won't take proper care of their stuff. 😂😂😂😂😂

@Bombadil-ez9ns Ай бұрын

In related news, James Van der Beek is still alive.

@entylop Ай бұрын

He's 47.

@callmeshaggy5166 Ай бұрын

Why would he not be?

@familymattersrewatchpod Ай бұрын

I recently saw him at the CT 90s con! He was fantastic.

@bribabytt 29 күн бұрын

Thanks, Chevy. 😎

@laurafay2796 28 күн бұрын

Colin trying to make a mean face for the orca joke...

@dskwared2u610 29 күн бұрын

I thought maybe Tom was wearing the pee-stained jeans.

@leeboriack8054 Ай бұрын

1:40 The I V bag for hangovers as an amenity at an apartment building is a very dark statement about our society normalizing alcohol abuse.

@PunguinYoga 29 күн бұрын

Is it ever.

@sideshowbob 29 күн бұрын

The modern day replacement for smoking a pack of Camel Unfiltered's for breakfast.

@canaisyoung3601 29 күн бұрын

Why do you think he included Alcoholics Anonymous in the punchline?

@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 24 күн бұрын

I love Michael Che and sometimes, I get mad at the audience for not appreciating his hilarious jokes. 🤣😅😂

@squid_fish 29 күн бұрын

Orcas coming for the ferry Colin

@alm2187 29 күн бұрын

Why does SNL parcel these out? Why do we have to wait longer for the full segment? 🤔

@Yanni75 26 күн бұрын

Never watched Dawson's creek, but that joke made me double over.

@ethancooper4154 29 күн бұрын

YOU GOTTA GIVE

@sadchild70 29 күн бұрын

The real punchline for a McD's shake with treats from grandma's purse is: werthers, metamucil, and the residue powder of various prescription pills.

@ArenaEscritora 29 күн бұрын

You have to GIVE![

@robertcameron4288 17 күн бұрын

Not the Billy Madison Jean set

@Cassandraann111 29 күн бұрын

1:26 Michael Che says “I won’t do it on air then” and I want to know what happened in the live weekend update if they are only showing us this one 😮

@t3padgett Ай бұрын

the whole reason we watch snl

@NolanCito 29 күн бұрын

Missed opportunity to say “You ain’t cool unless you pee ya pants”

@sambolino44 Ай бұрын

I nominate Michael Che for a Kennedy Center Honor. How has such a national treasure not already received this?

@terencew7716 Ай бұрын

😂😂

@matt3024 Ай бұрын

I don't know why people side at that Orca joke. It's the truth!

@janeentumbao8690 29 күн бұрын

Sighed... 😂😂😂😂

@kev7161 29 күн бұрын

Colin: It's not a "group of whales", it's a "POD of whales". NBC - The more you know . . .

@chaosawaits 28 күн бұрын

Grandma's purse joke would have been better had he said "oxycodone" or "norco"

@olfactoryninja 29 күн бұрын

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis

@rgwak 29 күн бұрын

Was the fashion brand Louis Vuitton, or should I say, Louis Pee'd-on? 😉 I'll show myself out now.

@tylerhackner9731 Ай бұрын

Love poodles

@hlysnan6418 26 күн бұрын

Woof.

@tylerburkhardt2410 29 күн бұрын

Jost and Brady have the same hairdo... (0:22)

@jakehr3 29 күн бұрын

So calico cut pants are becoming an actual thing?

@jazzrat2000 Ай бұрын

how much for v. Shitzenpantz, well, pants? Never mind.

@TheAndrewsAve 28 күн бұрын

Was this from dress?

@Yowza78 29 күн бұрын

"Dawson's Crack" was legit the name of a gay porn video back in the day.

@EclecticCleric 29 күн бұрын

Dawson's Crack was a porn showing at the Tomcat in West Hollywood, ca. 2001. The poster gave me giggles for years.

@ViceCoin 28 күн бұрын

Ouch--UK royall family

@guardianangel4249 Ай бұрын

I am so grateful to snl for keeping me sane these last nine years.

@JMan-The_AntiCitizen- 29 күн бұрын

I don't understand those are just calico cut pants???