I love how Ginyu completely ignored the weirdest thing he must've heard in his entire life and decided to just go "no prob, you know I love my job". Smart move.

The sexual tension Frieza emanates is far higher than his power level

GOLLLLLY I thought “oh yeah that was a REALLY weird line” AND THEN IT JUST KEPT GETTING WORSE

every 3 seconds was a new instance of stacking psychic damage

"Yo, we need about 15 seconds of extra dialogue." "Say no more."

This sounds like an abridged scene, but it’s not, and that makes it even better

I completely forgot this was in the Ocean Dub 😂😂😂

“You gotta watch DBZ bro, it’s peak” The peak in question:

“If you were a turtle I’d massage your shell, if you were a Cow I’d milk you.” “Lord Frieza… please… I get it…”

The writers must've been like "Yep, today is the day"

"I'm elated that this didn't turn out like that jockstrap incident"

For those who don't remember hearing this when they were younger: This is specifically the Ocean Dub

I could listen to freiza describing how he'd reward ginyu if he were different animals all day "if you were a squirrel I'd give you an acorn"

Ginyu: what if I was a monkey? Frieza: I would blow up your home world.

Captain Ginyu: "If I were a fish and you caught me...." Frieza: "You're quite a rare one!"

R.I.P Pauline Newstone

"If you were a ball Ginyu, I'd want to caress you"

I love how Frieza never went to earth and yet knows what dogs and cats are.

Fun fact: 14 yrs still a legendary speech that inspires many young souls like Denji's

Instantly hit that Incognito tab after hearing this line 😩🤤

"Your horned highness" Literally has horns himself

"If you were a Twinkie I'd fill you with cream" Lord Frieza... please stop!

This actually reminds me that Frieza is a lot more creepy than we take him for.

The episode where Recoom says “come here I’m gonna rub you out” is pretty high up there as well.

"Having these balls makes me feel something that resembles joy, I think. I want to caress them." Got me at "resembles joy, i think"

"What if I was a monkey?" *Frieza squints

"And if you were an eel I'd give you shrimp, and if you were a hamster I'd give you pellets, and if you were a horse I'd give you hay, and if you were a goldfish I'd give you those smelly fish flakes , and if..."

RIP Pauline Newstone

"Having these balls makes me feel good I want to caress them." I'm dead

Frieza: That sounded way better in my head. *Sigh* I've been around Zarbon for so long.

"If you were a sub, I'd give you a spanking." "Lord Frieza...enough..please."

What a guy that Captain Ginyu, still working so diligently even when his boss is.... a little off.

I thought this was DBZ Abridged at first.

RIP Pauline

Frieza: i want to caress them me: bruh

And that's why Ocean Dub didn't do the rest of the series.

The title of this is "Weirdest DBZ LINE Ever", but I'll be danged if I can figure out which single line it's referring to.

How does an alien like Frieza know about cats and milk?

Bro got Ghetto Dragon Ball 💀

I wonder how long it took for the voice actors to get these lines right without cracking up

Ginyu: You know how much I enjoy serving your horned highness. George Takei: Oh my!

RIP Toriyama 🕊️

In Portugal, this is just a normal day.

This gets even odder when you realize that Ginyu actually can become a cat or dog so this wasn't so much Frieza randomly pontificating as he was inviting Ginyu over for a freaky time.

Frieza didn’t even need to say the dog line or the cat line, he could have just said good job 😂

"Having these balls makes me feel something that resembles joy i think, i want to caress them" - frieza's mind inside of a ball on his head:

Ayooooo ocean dub was wild for this 😂

I love these lines! Another great Ocean Dub Frieza line: "There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection. It is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three"

there is so much sexual tension in this scene...

I forgot that this existed, and listening to it took me back over 20 years.

Why was this at the top of my homepage? Nostalgia?

Ginyu: I need an adult Frieza: I am an adult

As a kid I didn't see this as weird. As an adult I'm sitting here dying. I miss the 90's.

The Ocean Dub was wild for this one 😂

So apparently Frieza loves dogs and cats, but hates monkeys

Frieza just kept going and going with his sus lines. I actually laughed so much 😂

I missed this scene when I was younger. The whole, "I'M COMING ZARBON! QUICK! GRAB MY BALLS!" makes sooooo much more sense now!

''having these balls make me resemble joy''

Frieza caressing his dragon balls is something i never expected to see in an official dub, not even in abridged

“I want to caress them” that was intimate as shit 😂😂

This video made me experience something that resembles laughter, I think.

Captain Ginyu is the guard from oblivion i just realized!!😂

90's dubbed anime was a different breed.

"having these balls makes me feel something that resembles joy i think" had me laughing

that was a wild ride from start to finish

I remember this interaction, as a kid It came off kinda odd even back then

Frieza: "Having these balls make me feel something that resembles joy."

Frieza: "Having these balls gives me something that resembles joy, I think. I want to caress them." Ginyu: "Sure got awful Zarbon out here pretty quick, my lord."

14 years later and this is still the weirdest line in DBZ 💀

They knew what they were doing

14 years later i’m seeing this

I felt like I was watching part of an abridged series

“You know how much I like SERVING your HORNED highness.” Lol all the double entendres in this short clip are perfect.

This going straight into my vhs/ oldschool playlist

Rest in piece

what the actual fuck

This video unlocked my true laugh.

i don't recall these lines and I rewatched dbz this year lol

I just now noticed he was rubbing two balls

Frieza: “If you were a frog, I'd feed you insects.” Captain Ginyu: “Spolier alert.”

You missed the best part right at the end! Frieza: “Having these balls makes me feel something like joy. I want to caress them...” Ginyu: “Allow me...”

Title checks out.

I've never heard this before and I never want to again

Even TFS's meme dialogues are way less weird than this

Every line, I thought, "oh, that's kinda weird frieza." It kept getting weirder.

Man I remember this line from way back in the day.

That was so much weird in such a short time...

“I recently acquired these things you people refer to as Dragon Balls, but I’m having trouble trying to use them” “Have you tried working the shaft”

If they weren't so pressed for time, Frieza would have gone through the entire animal kingdom and Ginyu would have had to stand there, smiling awkwardly the whole time.

I've never heard this much out context be spoken so back to back

The history of the DBZ international dubs is still wild to me. In NZ we got this Ocean Group dub up to episode 53 before the Funimation dub picks up. But in the UK, Canada & others it carries on apparently. So many of us around the world grew up on wildly different versions from the source material. I'd be keen to watch this through at some point. If only for more of Brian Drummonds Vegeta

"horned highness" is quite a phrase

That was actually impressive that this aired on national television. Got better and better, and finished at perfect line.

Flaws and all, I'll always love the ocean dub 😂

I remember needing a bath after watching the the first time and again after watching it now.

But when youre a high performance va, lines like these dont even make you laugh you just admire the AUDACITY that some1 would approve of it

well okay then

Beautiful, Art.

Nah they knew what they were doing

In german dub he just said: "Well done, Ginyu. You and your squadron are worth every penny." Should have left it at that. 💀