For the bean story with Pythagoras, he actually didn't HATE beans. He loved them to a fault. He thought beans were like the containers for reincarnated souls or something. So he refused to step on them out of respect.

Horrible Histories was INCREDIBLE

The donkey eating figs does have... a little bit of a reason. Apparently, figs were a very fancy people's food back then, so it was amusing to see a "mere animal" eating it. And the joke he made was that the donkey might as well also have wine to down it with. No clue how that was so funny he died by whatever.

Dropsy is similar to edema, so its possible that Heraclitus was suffering from organ failure/damage (heart, liver, kidney) & would have died soon anyway, but there were definitely less painful ways than being ripped apart by dogs while covered in manure. Its possible that the condition that led to the edema also affected his rational decision making ability, which would make a lot of sense.

Finally, the pat reaction to Huggbees. This is awesome.

I didn't think someone could hate beans that much.

This just made me remember Dumb ways to die

When you mentioned stupid British laws one thing came to mind. The queen owned every swan in England... but who owns them now?

the bean thing with Pythagoras was actually on stupid deaths once

I think Milo was actually on Stupid Deaths once. I definitely heard the story before, and that sounds like it could be where I heard it. I loved Stupid Deaths so much

0:43 what i think you're referring to is the punishment for thievery in Islam, although it had more specific requirements, one of which is that they need to steal the equivalent of a quarter of dinar (around 120$ if we go by the current price of gold, and you can guess how much more it was at time), something that a loaf of bread will never reach normally, not only that, but the fact that every Muslim that has enough money is obligated to give the poor a certain amount of their money, Crops, or livestock, making the need for thievery much less frequent.

My mom's dog eats his own poop on a regular basis, and I didn't understand it either until my friend who understands dogs better than I do told me that it's to hide his presence from predators (an instinctual thing, so it doesn't matter that there aren't any predators to worry about). Since I have no better explanation, that's the theory I subscribe to.

Patternz reacting to everything i have an interest in right now

Pat looking at so many things! Youre awesome man!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

This is a series there's currently two more videos and one bonus video dedicated to just one story

React idea; clips from 1000s ways to die it was a wild show

my girlfriend her brother tought it would be funny to see her struggle with a bow it didn't work out the way he intended as she ended up getting very much invested in Archery

Chrysippus took "I'm dead" seriously

Omg huggbees! I love this guy he’s the one who did “how it’s actually made” - it’s great

horrible histories was, and still is god tier

Reminds me of that old musical Subway system safety Ad... So many dumb ways to die...

For bees 8.6 stings per body pound. As for wasps 30 to 40 stings.

*ahem* Ninjago lore when?

Dam I LOVED Horrible Histories, very much the best way to know history

the emperor couldnt test on others first, because he didnt want lesser subjects becoming immortal before him

I love horrible history it is still my favorite show

Horrible Histories was actually so good

Anyone ever heard the Dumb Ways To Die song?

1. OMG I LOOOVE HORIBLE HISTORYYYYS AND IT'S STILL RUNNING 2.A HUGGBEES VID YAYYY

Let's get you that longbow pat...

I love Horrible History, and I’m not even British.

also about the whole only men could vote thing: that was only rich men too, no poor people could vote

Theres a show like this on a network called Spike TV. Except it was a whole show.

I will never forget ‘HORRRIIBLLLEE HISSTORRRIEEESSS!!!!!!’

I hate beans too but like.. come on man

Pythagoras theorem is sooooo easy to do

More huggbees reactions please🙏 .

Fun fact: The Persians introduced Greeks - and thus the rest of Europe - to chickens. 😀 They were a-holes; but without them, there wouldn't have been things like McChicken. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Dumb ways to di-i-i-e!, so many dumb ways to dieee.

Claudius died while trying to make a ur mom joke

We had horrible histories here in Australia i think it because we share much of the same history

15:15 you mean a ride

Hearing about stupid deaths and not watching fact fiend is just wired for me

Imagine how it would be if Isaac Newton died from an apple falling on his head the 2nd time

Ancient Greece is just Modern Australia

STUPID DEATHS!!!!! Oh my god I remember the good old episodes.

Sounds like Pythagoras had a bit of the ‘tism huh? (Disclaimer this is a joke made by someone who is needing to be tested for autism and is neurodivergent. No harm is meant as it’s just a joke. Thank you :) )

I regret eating my breakfast oat meal and watching this when I heard "The Boats" I knew I had to put down my oat meal. Edit: if you are on KZfaq this long you will sometimes get bored and click random vids one of those vids I watched before was the most gruesome punishment in medieval times it was quite prevalent along side RedTube for those who know what that is tell no one for those who don't I don't know if it still exist and also lucky you.

I loved horrible historys

I now want to see pat watch stupid death on stream

I fear boats now.

Funny enough while Persia was dictatorship, they ban slavery and avg citizens had more rights than and major civilisation for centuries in that region, and mind you, women could be doctors in Egypt and Persian women had more rights

OMG HORRIBLE HISTORYS WAS THE 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

Wait till Pat sees BeAmazed YT channel's Darwin Award Playlist 😂😂😂

Yeah Europe used to have Lions. Unfortunately European Lions are now extinct….

Why give immortality to a test subject.

You should play Fallout 4.

700th like, amazing video

Patterz:"Maybe we're a little bit more humane now" the nukes trying to not make themselves known even tough a lot of countries fucked that up to a fault:

Huggbees reaction is based

Huggbees!!

90 gun 20

😮its called scaphism not the boats 😂😂😂

❤ so weird.

have you seen 1000 ways to die

My way of learning this was 1000 ways to die anyone else?😂

i had 1000 ways to die and it was all true stories weird ways ppl die

I think in the US we had 1000 ways to die

This is might be the most unusual comment here (I think?) But with your knack for lore... I am genuinely interested on what your thoughts would be on the 2b2t anarchy Minecraft server? I know, weird question and you probably won't even see this comment. But eh! No harm in trying ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

But what would you do if the immortality pills work. You wouldn’t want to be immortal with some random nobody

Sparta had more equal right for women than Greece.

Why does this man sound like Loxton from noggin

Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die

Can you say bad words in comments cause I would if I died in these ways and I’m just chillin in heaven I would be mad

Who are you

So, uhm, we look at cat videos and find them eating silly or falling funny. Imagine a human who doesn't know that other animals eat "human" food, too, because education is low and diets haven't been studied for humans, let alone animals in any sort of extent. Giggles dying from a Donkey eating a fig is bizarre, because laughter shouldn't kill you unless you have asthma or heart failure, or something else wrong they didn't know about yet.

Omg horrible histories was a big part of my childhood, that just awoke memories. 🎶Gorey stories we do that and your host at talking rat, the past is no longer a mystery hope you enjoy 𝙃𝙊𝙍𝙍𝙄𝘽𝙇𝙀 𝙃𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙄𝙄𝙄𝙄𝙄𝙄𝙎🎶