Lol

cardboard box huh what this? A cardboard box?

@DeadNinjutsu press X to doubt

@DeadNinjutsu i know what you're up to, Solid Snake.

Get rejected: check Get shitfaced: check Wake up in someone else’s pants: …not sure, who’s are these?

But I do >:)

Yeah, it's weird, not literally every single person in a modern media piece being gay as the June breeze and out to fuck everyone that talks to them for longer than five minutes. A true marvel.

Too female for a straight woman, too male for a lesbian.

@@ifu138 Judie would disegree with your statement

She friend zoned me the first time so I friend zoned her forever.

"And so, the V who cheated death in Kompeki Plaza, cheated death again..."

"Where's my fucking eddies, Reaper?"

"And the Night City was forever change-- fuck, the game bricked my PS4"

Yeah... name fits

call of judy

All options are selected with F tho lol.

*Press F to drink away the pain*

Came down here looking for this comment!

Hellsing Abridged was an amazing series, and the original (though it should go without saying).

My thoughts as well.

Abridged Seres is from Leeds you cannot get less posh! XD

@@thesandwich5321 Honestly all british English sounds a little posh to me :'D But I guess that's a matter of perspective, really ;)

Interestingly there are Catholic saints who went to brothels just to preach to the prostitutes.

@@Zorro9129 "preach" I assume

Yep praying on their knees

That’s actually an option. They call it “The Girlfriend Experience”

Thats a common trope in artsy farsty movies I heard

MMMMFFFFFHHHH!!!

Krieg guardsman in general: Heavy breathing

why does the krieg not replace hand with shovel?

I personally prefer the Tech "revolver" I accidentally crafted. it was the literal embodiment of a hand cannon one shot reload, but it was basically a handheld railgun that fired shots which also exploded, did so much damage that most things, including those mech things Arasaka has, were one shot kills. And of course it could shoot through walls. Plus it having only 1 round synergised with the skill that gave handguns bonus damage on the last round in the mag. Only bad thing is it felt like I kind of cheated my way past the boss fights both at the end of Act 2, and during the final mission. It couldn't oneshot them, but it made them feel kind of trivial, especially with cyberware to slow time in order to get perfect headshots.

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Well, it has the word "anti-material" for a reason, I suppose.

@Libtards cant Silence me I mean it's open world, there's a fuck load to explore and it's an rpg. so I'm guessing you're wrong or haven't played it much.

@Libtards cant Silence me Ima have to agree with ShySpaceWolf there, I just finished my first main story ending after 90.8 hours of exploration and side quests and what not, and there are still so many to do and try in different ways.

@Libtards cant Silence me As someone who is playing on the Xbone, let me just agree with ShySpaceWolf and AlLiEcXr. You don't spend 28 hours straight exploring an open world and doing quests and side quests in a game that isn't an exploratory open world RPG. I can't give an exact amount of how much time I've logged into it, but I'd guess it's already past 60 or so hours. To the games credit, on my Xbone it's only crashed about 10 or so times, but I've had way worse with Fallout: New Vegas, and if you try to convince people that FNV isn't an open world exploratory RPG and one of the best games out there, then boi I will quote Joker at you until you die of cringe.

That is straight up the Cobra Assault Cannon from Robocop!

I tried to Romance Judy as a Male V, I kinda shied away from Romance in my first playthrough after I figured I was not really going to live. You know I just have been too used to all RPGs making all romance options Bisexuals that it was weird to hit on someone and them showing discomfort at the fact they just don't swing my way.

Well uh V is kinda a manin some ways mostly just 1 way though.

@@ilo3456 it's not possible infortunatly for male V

dont worry mods will make em bi

i romanced Panam as a female char and it was no problem, you just have give the right answers and you get tanksex

It never left.

Very enthusiastic cyberwalks.

_"Traitors with shovels?"_ *(Happy Krieg Guardsman noises)*

@@nielsmichiels1939 I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: if the Iron Warriors had remained loyal, the Death Korps would be their best buddies (to the extent to which two of the most dour factions of the setting can process the concept of “buddies”)

@@jordinagel1184 Iron warrior: _"Grunts."_ Krieg Guardsman: _"Gasmask noises."_ *(They both notice both of them favor shovels)* Iron warrior: _"Respectful grunt."_ Krieg Guardsman: _"Respectful Gasmask noises."_

@@nielsmichiels1939At Sarajevo Seven, when the Death Korps actually faced Traitor Iron Warriors, they did this. So, unfortunately, I need to report you to the Inquisitors for leaking classified files. Unless, of course, you're an Inquisitor yourself.

Texas would totally make bullets into the currency, Metro style.

@Ghazi Blommel the Florida empire rises under the lead of the high Florida man

@@bubbasbigblast8563 that's both amazing and unfortunate, as commodity based currencies never really last for good reason

@@Gogglesofkrome Well, ysee, it's Military-grade ammunition that has highest value as a currency Everyone uses the trash-tier hand-pressed stuff for USING

I thought it was hat sizes or is that the elector process in texas

Oh really? I though he was just too aggressive... I mean I did it with Male V but played the long game. Ending was dope af.

They can get with Judy though who is a better character in my opinion.

@@disownership cap, panam the ride or die bitch and Judy just an emotional wreck

And male characters can't with judy..

My V went with Judy who came along with her, Panam and the nomads at the end. Honestly? Best ending.

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*Hellsing abridged theme starts playing*

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Trenchcoat pajama man was prepared for Zoom meetings.

King of kings, chad of chads.

This city deserves a V2 strike from pixy

You need a timestamp in this comment so people can experience the majesty

Thought the same. That dudes a straight beast. He gives no fucks.

To true

Where in the States do you live? It's the furthest thing from legal in any of the states I've visited.

That and brothels offer the post nut clarity that therapists don't

​@@arfbark3924 It's legal in Nevada, and just because it isn't legal anywhere else doesn't mean that people don't do it.

@@VancePetrol I'm aware but common sense says you don't admit to partaking in it on the internet. And I really don't feel like I should be as surprised about Nevada as I am. Love your username though.

Aye, too bad the story isnt appreciated because if the bugs and glitches

@@breadgod2895 animation glitches would be fine, but it gameplay bugs and bad ones.

what in the goddamn-

@@breadgod2895 Story is eh

@@mgunter None of the bugs on PC are game breaking. Only Console suffers on that account. The launch for Cyberpunk 2077 has reminded me a lot so far of the launch for Fallout: New Vegas: buggy as all hell, with a console experience that is literally unplayable. Big difference here is that CDPR have all the time they need to continue their bug fixes and polish the game, unlike Obsidian with New Vegas. There's a good chance CP2077 will eventually reach the same Cult Classic status as New Vegas.

Indeed he is.

Based

Didn’t stick with the heart eyes though

Tomboys should be pure, futa is not allowed.

@@Zorro9129 Futas are pure

that man was straight up my spirit animal

He is the protagonist of a point and click adventure game

He’s Chinese actually

Ah fuck is that what it is lmao

Definitely one of the best parts of this video.

EA Anthem: Hold my Beer.

"Buggy". Bro, it has design flaws and transphobia out the ass

@@cpt.taselbymc8400 The only game in the industry to have the main character represent a true trans character is transphobic? Like my problems is that game has some technical issues and the RPG character build and some early acts sucked Yours seems pretty imagined

@@cpt.taselbymc8400 transphobia when you can make a guy with female parts or a girl with no female parts and a guys part... Ya no.. Not true at all this is the first AAA game to ever have that kind of customization.. I don't give a flying **** what crazies are saying that its transphobic I call total BS. Also pick a new name that name disrespects the marine corps, and officers.

Fallout 76: Hold my 🍺

Same

come away, right away come away, right away

@@mrdoot0730 Where cotton is king And men are Chattels

@@plasticwalnut7650 Union boys will win the battles Right away, come away , right away, come away

@@C4Cole05 We'll all go down to Dixie, away, away Each Dixie boy must understand That he must mind his Uncle Sam Away, away, away, away We'll all go down to Dixie Away, away We'll all go down to Dixie!

Did you say ‘only’ 5’6”?

They should've made it a silent protagonist and only given voices to AIs, like Fallout and stuff.

@@s3dchr Honestly, that would've given so much freedom in terms of writing. It sucks that choosing your backstory doesn't affect much about your character's personality, gameplay, or traits. I just don't like how V's personality had to be watered down just to fit 3 of those backstories.

Seeing characters clip inside each other in 3rd person is worse, not even mass effect series did it

@Rill You mean like other great games that did that and it was fine/better than this? When you read dialogue options, you already have a voice in your head while reading them, you don't need a voice actor repeating it in their own tone.

@@s3dchr Is that a silent protag? Silent protags usually don't say anything, text or speech.

Yep

Kinda The development structure seemed to be done in roughly 3 year development cycles stages over almost 9 years Development would happen top management saw what was developed Management nukes it Repeat Factor in 100 hour crunch and you can begin to see why the technical issues are pretty much everywhere I’m honestly shocked it could even be launched on a console they definitely didn’t test last gen consoles at all

@@tylerulfmann4586 True except the 9 years part. There was never a big team working on it until 2016, a year after Witcher3 was released.

You get a ok game that breaks consoles and becomes the New Crysis!

it's what happens when you dump all your budget on marketing.

@Sean Normoyle Just give it a few months.

@Sean Normoyle Hopefully the DLC are as amazing as Heart of Stone and Blood&Wines

I thought the story was great. However the bugs, poor AI, awful ui, piss poor map, glitches, terrible driving etc. This should have been a linear single player game at least it would have worked (possibly).

Ich bin ein Kind aus Dixie is the best version kzfaq.info/get/bejne/grJzoceo1riVY4U.html

Away down South in the land of traitors, rattlesnakes and alligators Right away! Come away! Right away! Right away, come away! Where cotton's king and men are chattels Union boys will win the battles Right away! Come away! Right away, come away!

@@admiralthrawnbar4899 We all go down to Dixie, away, away Each Dixie boi must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam

@@artski09 You know, after hearing the german Battle hymn of the Republic I should not be surprised that there is also a german version of Dixie. Still sounds weird as hell.

i wish i knew which youtuber because that would be interesting

@@nightflash4782 charalanahzard

c'mon. people know what bad dragon is.

That's not the one you want to to troll Johnny. Romancing River is what gets under Johnny's skin. Fun fact, Following the River originally had a different quest name during development, and they changed it because it was too on the nose: Fuck The Police

@@magni5648 OH COME ON THATS JUST OBVIOUS

I'll be honest, it sucks on PC too.

@@arfbark3924 That depends if your PC sucks

@@spude7554 Never assume the quality of another gamer's rig. I use Alienware.

@@spude7554 my rig's a piece of shit but I enjoy it

@@arfbark3924 That .... Doesn't mean anything. I have a neat alienware rig from 2005 in my basement. I'm sure I'm going to have a jolly great time playing Cyberpunk on it.

Well, a magical broken shovel. (It's literally the Caretaker's Spade from Witcher 3: Hearts of Stone.)